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Those are decoys!
NOOO whya i, not fyyrst???
Because you spent too much time Welshing up your “first”.
Teehee
Why I Mon.
where are the wigs? i can’t see them! xD
I am offended by this statement.
Would you feel better if I call you an asse?
*tickles the bunbun*
*gets booted across the room*
Whooo! He’s a kicker, isnt’ he??
I bet this was Sara J — but now she won’t pay up.
She is sly like that.
Then why’d you write it?
Ahahah! I’m Welsh, I am not offended by this statement!
you probably will be by mine! ^^
♫It’s not unusual to poke fun at anyone.♫
Wales Attacks!
Welsh Translator Device: Don’t run! We are your friends!
May I ask how I pronounce your name (strange foreign suigly letter things) cakc!!?
the fail is that the emblem next to the wording invisiwig shows hair and no face
should be invisiface
dude’s right, they’re decoys
“decoys Lois, DECOYS!”
What’s the point of an invisible wig in the first place?
To cover the invisible man’s bald head?
You’re so dirty-minded.
Oh dear is it showing?
Invisible merkins all round!
I’d rather just shave, it’s cheaper!
But what about the stubble rash you’ll inflict?
That’s where my invisible moisturiser comes in handy.
Moisturiser?
Moisturbates!
mr. sausages sister?
INVISIBLE? First we’re “ugly,” then we’re “arrogant,” now we’re “invisible”… you Europeans are a hard lot to please, I tell ya…
You forgot ‘ignorant’!
…I mean… wait… what comment am I replying to? *squints* *sees nothing*
More importantly, do you think they use invisible ink on the price tags?
The name is, er, misleading. An invisible wig probably means a wig that sits and falls naturally so that nobody can tell it’s a wig. Usually used by cancer patients who have lost their hair because of chemotherapy.
Ummm…yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah. These are the most naturally-falling wigs I’ve ever seen. If a cancer patient wore one of these, there’s no WAY I could tell it was a wig!
*rolls eyes*
Maybe if you had a drink or ten you might think them natural?
Good point! Pass the hurricanes from the other thread!
*hands Drago a hurricane*
Careful, they’re a little strong.
*adds an “n” to that, hoping she gets away with it*
And I thought it was a cute nickname.
It’s also Dolph Lundgren’s name from Rocky IV, but I’m really ashamed I know that.
Shh.. your secret’s safe with me. But it is a little scary.
I’m sure everybody is thinking the same thing, so I’ll just say it — I’d like to see Dolph and Dragonwriter in a Dragoqueen footrace, wearing invisiwigs and tiaras.
Sorry, my tiara is at the jewelers getting polished.
*gulps down hurricane*
WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You weren’t kidding!
*hic*
I’m sure the sign on the window is not for *those* wigs…
Those are wigs…? I thought they were cousin It’s kids.
Thank you Captain!
*salutes*
Eight ships of the Royal Navy have been named HMS Indefatigable.
More like HMS Unpronounceable.
As I have been previously chastised, (and is learned from it now), I must hence therefore publicly chastise you in front of the public:
You is has losted all you sense of whimsy and funness and messed up the flow of the stream of silliness. Your non-funny and serious logical explanation was not funny.
What wigs? I can’t see any?
Scanning mirrors doesn’t work. Duh.
D’oh. I knew I should’ve fully read that Yahoo Answers thread. I just assumed.
They’re hidden under the welcome mat.
Next to the first aid kit…
the one sealed shut by the bee hive…?
An invisible wig is completely useless, because if you can’t see it, it doesn’t hide your bald head. But maybe these wigs are meant to work like hats: keep away cold air. :-/
Captain Obvious?
Obviously. By the way, did you know s/he never fials?
I fial all the time…s/he should try it!
Phial!
Fail in the place where you are
(Now face north)
Think about direction
And why you don’t have it now…
Well you do have to keep those claws in shape!
Heeeeeeeeeeeee!
I flail all the time.
At least when the ‘yak turns upside down.
If you’re yakking upside down, then I think you have bigger problems than that…
And that is when you test the depth of your Perception.
Captain Obvious?
No.
It’s just us, trying to be inconspicuous,
as we’re waiting for orders from Captain Obvious.
He. He never fials. He be too good.
For the invisible drag queen.
So, these aren’t the wigs you’d be using, eh?
I’m confused, are you trying to say izzyboy is a visible drag queen or just anything but an invisible drag queen?
These are the wigs Obi-wan uses on droids he doesn’t want anyone looking for (remember the time in that movie when you couldn’t see their bots).
remember the time Crow and Tom Servo and Mike wore these wigs.
Remember when they were all FABIO!!
Did they all kill birds with their faces?
No, You’re thinking Ozzy
No, that was a bat. Rollercoaster+goose+broken nose=Fabio.
No, I’m thinking Fabio. Click name for link.
Nose Encounters of the Bird Kind.
should have been a duck involved at some point
chick next to Fabio : “Duck! Duck!”
Fabio : “What are you yelling about?”
chick next to Fabio : “Goose!”
He should have used “I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Migratory Water Fowl”!
And it was such a NICE bird too!
Fabio just got in the way.
The goose either had poor taste in men or good targeting.
I don’t know, it seems like there’s a lot of birds who would love to be FABIO’d!
Too bad all those birds would be out of luck, methinks Fabio is less than interested in birds.
Getting goosed: you’re doing it wrong!
You hardly EVER saw Gypsy — that drag bot must have worn two.
Then Cambot was wearing ten!
I’m a little too butch and to hairy to be a drag queen. I’d be afraid one would stab me with a stiletto heeled boot in the eye for stealing her song or something anyway. Have you ever seen drag queens fight? It’s one of the scariest things on earth. I bet the invisible drag queens win most of the time, since they have the whole stealth advantage.
Where do you hang out that you see drag queens fighting?
If you go to any gay bar with drag queens in a big city you might see a drag queen fight if you happen to be there on the right night. Maybe in small towns too, though there aren’t many gay bars in small towns.
I guess our drag queens are either pacifists or high…I’ve only seen them footrace. That’s probably a good thing.
They don’t fight all of the time, it’s not like watching boxing or something. I don’t often see women fight either, but that’s pretty scary and vicious when it happens too. Like I said, just gotta be in the right (or wrong) place at the right time to see the epic fight that is a drag queen fight.
Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to the term “drag racing”!
(psst…that’s the whole joke…)
godc.about.com/od/annualevents/p/highheelrace.htm
*facepalm*
D’oh!
You opened — she toed!
yes… close to natural
In absolutely natural colors!
Why yes, I’m a natural purple.
Why, so am I!
You must both be from an anime.
In nature, ‘all natural bright colors’ tend to mean ‘I’M POISONOUS!” Thus the message conveyed by these wigs? “I carry 10 types of STD’s!”
ROFL… Wouldn’t that make the whole dating scene easier?? You’d never have to worry!
STDs having individual color codes…….perhaps a bracelet, or some such… Nahhh!
Perhaps it could happen in 1984.
What was the give-away? Was it my Kodachi laugh? Or was it the way my eyeballs are bigger than my head?
How many of those little trolls do you think they had to scalp to make these?
I think ‘DrDr’ still has his hair. He must’ve been the one that got away.
If I recall, his is bright pink.
Roffle!
That perked me right up, in my bed of sickness and pain.
Awww…poor thing!
*fluffs pillow and tucks in floofie blankie*
*gets orange juice and soup*
*lays cool cloth on forehead*
Do you want my lion hand puppet to snuggle with?
Yikes!
You’re right.
*withdraws offer*
Undetecable at mardi gras maybe.
Or in Brighton.
LOL. No, even in Brighton these would not be invisible…
They had to paint them magenta to make them visible.
Nah, they are illuminated by special IR or UV lights.
Is it just me, or does the background make it look like the mannequins are outside the store looking in? (Obviously if they were, the window sign would be backwards. So they’re probably not outside, it just kind of looks that way to me.)
They are looking in to see if they can get replacement invisiwigs that dont look as ridiculous as the ones they have now.
Turn your monitor upside down and it will look right… to left and outside in.
And you’d also be able to get your upside-down, mirrored b’s too!
Thus you’d kill two birds with one stone. (Or two geese with one Fabio).
It’s just you.
Wow, it sounds like the window is working almost like a mirror… What colour is it?
A mirror? How did they do that?!
I think this is where Carrot Top got his hair from…
I think HE is THEIR source.
The one on the right does remind me of Amy Winehouse…
Yeah, on a day where she’s actually bothered to clean herself up a bit.
i wouldn’t call this “epic”
just regular flavored.
WYSIWIG
Maybe by “undetectable”, they meant that it looked natural, like the wig was real hair, that you won’t be able to detect if it’s a wig or just natural hair, treated, colored, or whatever. Maybe.
‘Cause why would you even buy an invisible wig? Wouldn’t that defeat the wig’s primary purpose?
An emperor might buy an invisible wig.
That’s very Christian of you.
I take a Hans-on approach to many things.
I’m happy to hear that. Otherwise, I might be feeling mighty Grimm.
When Hans isn’t enough, I bring out the Goose tale-feathers.
That should tickle her fancy.
Mmmm. Let me just settle myself on this Perrault-vian rug first.
Let us dispense with morals.
Good idea. Morals are for the fable-minded.
My moral compass is broke. Which way do I go now?
*wonders if he needs a new one*
*broken* and your moral compass might find a different direction, as Admiral and Dragon are fabling…
If your compass breaks, simply follow the trail of breadcrumbs you left.
LAST!
I refute your statement thus!
Yet I refute yours further, bwahaha!!!!11(shift1)
I think the real question is, can i pay with invisible money?
Jem…
Jem is excitement!
Oouu Jem…
Jem is adventure!
Ooouu…
Glamour and glitter,
Fashion and fame!
Well those wigs are truly outrageous.
WHERE? i DON’T SEE ANY WIGS.
My ex GF used to work there. lol
thats right x intell i got her
last!
It’s a win ’cause the real undetectable wigs aren’t detectable. The Peg-wigs are, as earlier posted, decoys.
invisible my wig!
wiggin’ out?