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WHY OH WHY did we use up all our poo puns in earlier threads??
We were wiped out?
*flushes*
Oh, now look what you’ve dung!
Careful, we don’t want this to become a crap-fest.
these sure are some crappy jokes >>
Don’t be fecesious.
I’m sure I’ve turd that one before.
“After Johnny Cash’s family refused to allow his song “Ring of Fire” to be used on a commercial for haemorrhoid cream, the company grew up and went for a more mature option: a medley of songs by Sting, Cream and Hole.”
Now with the weather, here’s Bonnie….
(Krishnan won’t Google below this level)
(Comments WILL nest below this level, because I said so)
… and Clyde.
That has to be NMTB?
You guessed correctly!
On the whole… preparation H feels pretty good?
I’m itching to find out.
would you like some chocolate ass cream sir?
Burn Fail.
only when I pee >>
Dammit I’m laughing so hard that im crying. Someone bring out the tissue!
<<Attention>>
Because we do not have a tissue
always ready in this thread, please
buy a used one.
Please stop my head explodes from laughing.
Tissue?? But I barely even know you!
Oh, tissue! I thought it was someone else!
Engrish reference WIN.
Yes, please try to cling on to some sense of decency.
late night chuckles
twoja matka jest dziwką
HE’s talking in tongues!
YON-BAN!
よんばん！
四番！
Fourth!
生活をゲットしろ
正しい（機械翻訳じゃない）日本語を使え！
Shto? Ya nye ponimayu.
dobre!
Ni Hao?
I learned that playing WoW!
機械翻訳だと誰が言ったの
あんたはアホやな!
so jesus christ spoke polish^^
nice to know that, i’m starting to feel all proud and stuff…
means “Your mother is a whore”
(It’s Polish, I’m speaking a similar language…)
I thought it was his girlfriend who was the prostitute? Maybe he’s a little bitter at all women since his accident.
is that……….klingon?
I don’t think so….
QI’yaH!
a twoja matka jest tanią dziwką
*masturbates*
Angle fail too. (see position of Dingle’s head).
BTW, second!
Good call…
I bet they get shit for that all the time.
AND in numerical order!
hahahahah!!! did they not think about that when they decided to sit next to each other hahaha
Ha… ha.
they do it on purpose…well, did it on purpose. Johnny Dingle graduated last year so he’s not even on the team this year. I’m a big time wvu fan and watched an interview with them where they said they do it on purpose.
sure they do it on purpose. who are you kidding, they are from WVU. No way they could figure that out!
go suck on wannie’s dick.
I wonder how the call went if they both combined on a tackle – “Dingle, Berry on the stop”… “Dingle, Berry combining for the sack.”
I bet the announcers looked for every opportunity to use their names together.
this is a comment fail. anyone who comments below me is gay.
just so you know =]
*waves*
*confused*
(not sexually, just the regular kind)
Aww, *pats*
As anyone seen someone? I hear they are veyy happy.
*pats*? *masturbates*
Sorry, but I don’t know where you live, so I can’t comment below your chair!
omg lame! i love you!
below me….
Nope seem to still be straight
You’re obviously not trying hard enough.
BELOW ME!
…
Nope that didn’t work either. Maybe you have to use a particular accent.
AU-DESSOUS DE MOI!
…Oh, look. It works in French
Well it is the language of love.
Go on… try it. I dare you
Debajo Yo!
No es trabajo en espanol. Un otro mas, anyone?
Sedeo subta sella.
Hmmm.
Latin seems to make you bi–but only as a do-er, not a do-ee.
You give but don’t receive? How generous of you.
Those Romans, generous would be *one* way to describe them…
Yeah? Well what have the Romans ever done for us?
Apart from roads, sanitation, the fresh water system, public health, etc.
Yeah, State Your Name! Where would you be without your precious aqueducts?
And Pythagorean Theorem!
The Pythagorean Theorem is Greek.
HISTORY FAIL.
spanglish by google translation?
Bullsh!t, get on your knees, scumbag. Now, choke yourself.
Oh, hi, Joker…
maybe it’s a typo. what if he meant BLOW ME?
So you prefer to be the top?
To be honest, I’d rather comment on top of you; but on failblog that’s not physically possible.
YAY FOR WVU~
Number 93 really is Berry, but Number 92 is Ford, not Dingle.
Fascinating…
You saying its photoshopped?
As are about 95 percent of the crap that shows up on this site. The fact that anyone believes any of it is in and of itself an epic fail.
So . . . are you saying that your comment is photoshopped? After all, it certainly looks to me like it belongs in that 95% of the site that you claim is crap . . .
The pic is from the 2007 season, when #92 was Johnny Dingle, who played defensive end for the Mountaineers.
Not photoshopped….johnny dingle….scooter berry…Look it up…I am from WVU!!!! Dingle graduated in May 08
I don’t get it, can u explain it to somebody non-american?
I second this request
I’m a non-American and I get it…
Dingleberries, Humanities answer to dags.
Check the urban dictionary. I had to look it up myself, and now wish I hadn’t.
That comment would have been funnier if you’d accidentally left out the “it”.
Your comment would have been funnier if you had left out the “That comment would have been funnier if you’d accidentally left out the “it”.”
Your comment would have been funnier if you’d left out the “Your comment would have been funnier if you had left out the “That comment would have been funnier if you’d accidentally left out the “it”.””
Actually, if we had both done that, our comments would have been equally funny. Though still not as funny, in my opinion, as the accidental confession of the examination of one’s own dingleberries, and the regret that inevitably followed..
Your comment would have been funnier if you’d left out the:
“Your comment would have been funnier if you’d left out the “Your comment would have been funnier if you had left out the “That comment would have been funnier if you’d accidentally left out the “it”.””
Actually, if we had both done that, our comments would have been equally funny. Though still not as funny, in my opinion, as the accidental confession of the examination of one’s own dingleberries, and the regret that inevitably followed..”
That can’t be real.
Unbelievable. This is not butt-er.
its real
i went to wvu, ive seen both dingle and berry take the feild together
haha!! that’s funny!!!
I think they mean undetected as in people can’t tell it’s a wig, because it’s so realistic… Come to think of it, it’s still a fail
Captain Obvious is everywhere today.
Which of the football players are wearing a wig? (I think you want the next fail.)
Perhaps there was a queue for commenting on Undetectable fail. A bit like when women use the men’s toilets.
I say thats more of a hilarity win than anything else.
I knew WVU football stunk up the place, post-Rodriguez, but I guess we now know exactly from what.
I know they’ve been having a really hard year, but I think it they will come out smoothly.
So, they’ve been a bit irregular, have they?
Well, they did get awfully chunky during the off season.
It helped when they got seats for the sidelines. It cut down on the constant pacing.
Maybe they ought to try the hundred-meter dash instead of football, then.
What is dingleberry?
A small bit of excrement stuck to one’s bottom.
Are there Klingons on Uranus?
I know a chick who has the last name dingle and we used to call her that all the time she hated it, but she didn’t even get the joke.
In my country we call them “gypsy beads”
Oh? In your county I’m pretty sure they call it “food”.
I’m sure it was your mom who called it food.
It’s a fake. There is no one named Dingle on WVU’s roster. There is a Berry whose number is 93, but no Dingle.
Dingle is now a free agent, hoping to crack into a defensive end position in the NFL.
The tight end position may be better for the long runs.
F.—T.—W.
Better to be a tight end than a wide reciever!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dingle
check last years roster. his name is Johny Dingle.
OMG! Their numbers are even 92 and 93 like they are meant to go together like that!
They go together like hand in glove.
And the sun shines out of their behinds.
And they follow the same proctor’s logic.
Their proctor is prone to tunnel vision.
guys both names r hilarious. but which one is more?
Yours.
You mean Morr? He sits next to Hoid.
Ahem.
I’m sorry, was this previously explored?
It’s a precedent, yes, to go with being too long on the bench.
Yea, Morr and Hoid are just two bumps on a log.
Life would be a dingle-berry, if you only had a brain!
Once again, failblog posters fail at fail detection.
This is pure win. No fail here at all. Slapping “fail” on win doesn’t make it fail. It just gets some your own fail all over the win.
^ Sits next to Fist.
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very weak fail.
just like you, only you fail hard
bla bla bla :[
Oh my goodness, the simplest things make me laugh and laugh… and cry.
#92 is Larry Ford… there is no player named Dingle. Sorry to ruin it for you.
The pic was taken between 03 and 07, probably 07. Dingle graduated last year. learn to read moron, someone else already said it.
AHHH…look it up…Dingle graduated in may
That is just hilarious!!
Those guys are a pain in the ass !
Reminds me of Double Dragon III
Bimmy And Jimmy or something lol….I miss NES fails… Congratulation you fail.
Its called photoshop. the D isnt really there
The D really is there. It’s not photo shop. Thats the guys name. I know for a fact. so laugh it up because it’s funny.
It’s real…it’s my photo I’m certain.
awwww I do miss them so much! That made us funny! I went there and laughed my head off every game. It was some great shnit!
LOL Dingle Berry.
Bahaha, I love being from West Virginia.
haha look where dingle’s face is
unlucky for dingle and where his face is (:
Unfortunately, it could be better.
Berry is ok, but I feel sorry for poor Mr. Dingle. His name is a joke no matter where he sits. If I was him, I’d save up my pennies and get a name change.
ROFL
Hey! I remember this game.
Actually, thats a double fail.Look what dingle is putting in his face…o.0