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The early days of the sport of automobile tether ball.
I had a hard time finding the car. It is very well hidden below the carpet!!!
I wonder if this is the same guy who put the box under the doormat.
Yes this will totally work!
Maybe he’s trying to tie down the tree with a 2500 pound car?
What car?
*Laughs out loud* Tied to a tree and covered with a rug! I can’t help but wonder if they did the same thing to their HOUSE!
Well, it likely is on wheels too……..
*Laughs out loud* Sure wouldn’t surprise me!
Dam, if i didn’t know any better, i’d say this picture was taken from a yard in L.A. (Lower Alabama)
The house is tied to the family - and the dog is tired to his leash I am sure!
My dog is tired to his leash, too, but that’s the law for ya.
Some say the car is tyred, but that’s the English for ya.
Cool! Tie the car to the tree so the tree knows exactly which way to fall when the hurricane blows it down! I should have tried that a few weeks ago when Ike came into Houston!
*Has a vision of a red neck Fly a Car Kite competition*
*Red Neck Ties car to Tree*
“Hey there Cousin Jim, What cha Doin’?
“Ahm a Tryin’ that new fangled Kite Car conversion that Uncle Donald swapped me?”
“…”
“See y’all tie yer kite/car to a good ol’ tree and then sit back and waits fer yer hurricane.”
*Grabs another Beer*
“Uhh, how long ya bin waitin fer Jim?”
“Why?”
“Uncle Donald died in 1994.”
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Soft Top! And the gardenhose is a nice addition to any racy car look.
Fail? I’m sure this would work perfectly. =]
Yeah - Unless I’m missing something this looks full of win…
… unless you assume that the wind is going to blow the tree down.
Maybe they want to hold the tree down
Maybe, maybe the car is there to hold the tree down and not the other way around.
Fail - That was exactly what you just said.
Maybe if I rearrange this sentence people will think I’ve had an original thought.
Haha now my comment is the one that’s redundant. Damn..
Maybe if people rearrange this sentence I will think I’ve had an original thought.
Maybe if we start to rearrange our sentences, it could be called postmodernism.
In Soviet Russia, sentence rearranges YOU!
*smacks self with halibut*
I didn’t know Soviet Russia had hurricanes.
I didn’t know hurricanes had Soviet Russia.
I didn’t know Russia had Soviet hurricanes.
Mmmmmmm…hurricanes.
*runs to the store for some rum and ice*
*pouts*
Can you make me one seven weeks from now?
I dunno… If you’re not wandering around with it in a plastic cup listening to random jazz on the street, it’s not really the same.
Hee…that, in fact, is the ONLY time I have ever had a hurricane.
*vows to make Sara J the best hurricane ever after the bunbun makes his apearance*
That reminds me of my old geography textbook. It was a picture of a hurricane, and someone drew a penis in the eye of the hurricane and said “My dick is so large I can screw a hurricane.” Maturity fail?
Either that or an endowment win.
Fetish WIN?
That would be a pretty big dick right there.
Forget godzilla, Beware of the Endowment from Hell!
Mmmm. Who doesn’t like to f**k abnormal weather patterns?
Hurricane Katrina was such a $lut…she screwed over people in three states!
Epic win!
Why are all Hurricanes Female?
Because when they come they are wet and wild - and when they leave they take your house, your car…
You’ve never heard of Hurricane Ivan, Hurricane George, or Hurricane Andrew? (Just to name a few with male names.)
They are all now transexual. Fact.
How do they know this is for a hurricane? It might be a way to stop burgulary. As for the carpet - perhaps a failed attempt at a convertable conversion?
Beren’s joke failed. Aww.
He doesn’t have the proper appreciation for the fairer sex.
*sniffs*
It’s ok I made another worse one at the top of the thread to take peoples attention away from this one. No-one will notice this one now as long as I don’t draw any attention to it…
POB - I don’t you think that you have the proper appreciation of the power of the fairer sex when scorned!
Fact!
That wasn’t supposed to go there…
Look - there was someone trying to appreciate my joke! Honest.
^^ unintended placement win!
*laughs awkwardly.*
*Hugs and gushes with thanks at the praise*
“You love me! You really, really love me!”
Eew, someone’s gushing again. *fetches some tissues*
Vodka in lieu of rum?
Derrida“died.”“violated”
“validated”
“vindicated”
Vodka Dated.
“vacated”
vasal-lated
“variegated”
Vag Fellated
“vociferated”
*Vin Diesel ate it*
(e)”valuated”
“Ve Is Created”
“vivisected”
“v-constructed”