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Mexico? That’s where my Irish Spring bath soap is made!
And no, for those of you wondering, I did not choose that brand because Loz is Irish.
I actually prefer Irish Spring because it produces a better lather.
Glad that Irish Spring is around then because it’s making life a little easier for all the rest of us around here.
Which one of those pyramids to all them mexican leprechauns that make Irish Spring live in?
“do” not “to”.
Grammar fail. Now flame me.
flame yourself.
Isn’t that like masturbation?
No this is like masturbation.
::masturbates::
they talk spanish in mexico, so it isn’t a location fail.
FAIL!
it’s a location fail because the picture was taken in Egypt. Observation fail!!
-Shoutshoutshout-
Learn to spell
Im a Grammaticly obsesed freak!
(I got your back matt)
Shout, shout, let it all out
These are things we can do without
Come on,
I’m talking to you
Come on!
You’re scaring me, and making me cry.
It’s a very, very mad world…
We’re all mad here.
you may have noticed i’m not all there myself.
I’m just slightly grumpy.
I’d be grumpy too, if the wheels on my car were square.
You misspelled cart. I have a mule CART.
All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces . . .
And I find it kind of funny, find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had…
As an almost-coincedence, I’m watching Secretary with Maggie Gylenhaal.
Oh…now I KNOW you’re sick! You’ve dropped your red
pen and you’re making spelling mistakes!!
Call the paramedics!!
Hey, it’s a tough word to spell…
*crawls back into bed*
I wonder how mny people are now youtubing gary jules mad world
I wonder how MANY people are wondering about that “mny” since we’re all discussing semantics and spellcheckers here.
I wonder how MANY other people have a
slightly broken keyboard that isn’t very consistent
with keypresses and really don’t need to be told
how to spell!!
None.
No broken keyboards here, just a wonky mouse.
I actually DO have a broken keyboard. My “E” key keeps popping off.
I strongly think a continuation of “Gadsby” is coming on…although you must pwn with lipograms.
Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’, shortnin’,
Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’ bread!
Jonny Depp signed on as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.
big surprise
How “shocking”.
Apparently there is going to be a part four in the “trilogy”. Now THAT is a shocker.
If you’re such a grammar freak learn how to say I am.
(There’s an apostrophe between the I and the m just so you know.)
No, I am sure there is an ‘a’ between the ‘I’ and ‘m’, in “I am”. Oh and a space too.
*not a grammar freak, just an @ss*
*pinches @ss*
um, i think that was the point of his post considering the fact that he spelled “obsessed” and “grammatically” wrong….
I thought that was done purposefully as a sign of irony.
I think edwin has an irony deficiency.
Spinach is good for that.
and 3 months solid of fail-therapy?
like….an ee cummings sort of thing?
I dunno…I think a lot of people have an EEEE! before their cummings.
*runs away*
(That EEEE! was supposed to be a “squeal of joy”, silly!)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
my point exactly
if that were true, you would not have capitalized the “G” in grammatically..
And you probably would have spelled it correctly, too.
Oh, and made the M in Matt a capital letter.
And used periods and other forms of punctuation.
I think you pretty much FAIL.
But matt’s screen name doesn’t have a capital letter, why should we give him one?
That’s like me putting a ‘c’ in your screen name.
and you would, if you were a grammatical guru.
No, I wouldn’t. Because you chose your screen name and chose to omit the ‘c’. If I were to add it in, it would no longer be your name.
I had a prof once who told one of my classmates that she “spells her name wrong”.
I thought that was some gall, yah?
What nerve!
(It would be funny if she actually was. Ultimate fail!)
Did that prof think you might be a European -cavalryman -of -a -heavily -armed -troop -writer?
Like Alfred, Lord Tennyson?
Heh, that prof was a maroon.
or a moroon.
Heee…!
Maybe I should actually change my name to Dragoon. And move to a lagoon. And work in a saloon.
If you get a large number of paying customers You may be a tycoon.
*hands coyote a balloon*
I’ll visit that saloon. Will you accept doubloons?
Now let’s not act like a buffon.
Buffoon Buffoon Buffoon. I am a buffoon.
I hit “Add comment” too soon.
I’ll accept your doubloons, if you’d be willing to croon a little tune!
And don’t worry, coyote…I won’t impugn!
♫ Well, its a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
neath the cover of october skies♫
*swoon*
May accompany on my bassoon?
I picked these flowers for your room.
*festoons*
Oh…LOVELY! Just for that, I’ll cook you dinner. How about a nice rangoon with cardoon?
(Could you pass me that spoon?)
Didn’t I once see this on a cartoon?
And for dessert we can have a macaroon!
Is this that recipe from Kowloon?
For dessert, I thought we might cocoon and spoon.
I’ll bring the honey-coomb.
I think that might spell doom
Dragon spells your doom FOOOOOOM!!!
Exiting Dragon’s saloon, which had no spittoons, I enter the typhoon (or was it monsoon?) that put out the FOOOOM of doom. Readying my harpoon, aided by but a single platoon, I assume a stance of readiness behind a convenient pontoon only to have my position revealed by a startled loon. No one can escape their weird.
And now you’ve said too much, you goon.
My excess; your boon.
He hasn’t said enough. It’s noon.
My favorite Pogo character is Grundoon.
moving to Rangoon
O_O you guys reeeaally have way too much free time! funny to follow though! XD
wow, yet another person that missed it……FAIL on your FAIL…..
I’ll fail my load on your failing face.
I think there’s a candleholder that’d be more receptive towards that offer a couple pages back.
why don’t i just fail my foot up your failing ass? i think you should change your name to “royallyfailed”…….just saying…..
because, quite obviously, it would hurt.
at least my failing a load on your face would only inspire you to
lick your face afterwards, and would not require the assistance
of a proctologist.
Lovely choice of words.
a grammar obsessed freak who cant spell. well i never.
That begs the question: Would he catch that missing apostrophe since he’s a grammar hammer, or would he not because he CAN’T spell?
You never? Well you ought to, it’s fun.
Your misspelled Grammatically dumbass.
Grammatical Fail
Come on, That was too easy. And also if you are so obsessed, I will finish killing your Grammer:
“Im” should be “I’m” – Punctuation Fail
“I got your back matt” should be “I have your back” – Grammer Fail
“obsesed” should be “obsessed” – Spelling Fail
Overall, it seems that your little post is one giant FAIL!
Ain’t nobody dope as me, I’m just so fresh and clean!
Funny that ‘Irish Spring’ is an American product :p
But I bet it’s made in China…
I hope it doesn’t have milk in it, then…
The melamine is the active ingredient.
Didn’t I tell you already that it’s made in Mexico?
Like Hershey’s?
Of course. If it was an Irish product, it would just be called “Spring”!
what is that supposed to mean?
Whereas, I DO choose that brand cos Loz is Irish.
‘Cause I smell so good?
thanks!
Yup, that’s the reason…
I don’t appreciate your ellipsis.
I think he might have been laying one of pob’s Pac-Man traps; possibly to give to you as a present.
Ever try Zest?
nobody cares…
awesome…Irish country scent is made in mexico
first! study japanese in egypt!
l1o41! srsly. . .thts teh planz
Oh, crap, never mind… XD
Except that I was beat out while typing. damn.
I blame the Mexican pyramids.
dos!
doh!
FAIL!
duh!
You know what else they make in mehico? snowmobiles. (ski doo)
mehico O.o well surely u r from Hunited states. lol
I am not complaining. I am sure Egypt >>> Mexico.
This must be a picture of those Mayan pyramids in that Mel Gibson “Apocalypto” movie, where they did human sacrifices on the day of the new moon solar eclipse on the night of the full moon.
remember when you saw everybody in that movie’s butts.
ignore my phrasing and remember.
*moons*
ignore my *mooning* and remember when you could see my butt.
But that’s in the future! I’m going to take a picture of it if my face remembers.
“Future monitor scans of butts, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet, and mostly the end-all.”
So what do I do with all the emails I have of scanned boobs?
Send them to me so I can study them in Spanish while I look at pictures of pyramids.
But was this after the winds of change changing room?
Yes, it’s all happening in the future. Now I’m going to kill myself because I’ll never get that Scorpions song out of my head.
Can I have your laptop, then?
I want to look at some of your emails.
Watch out, it’s a Mac, and the widget at the top might freak you out…just remember it’s photobooth and not a mirror.
*rocks dilettante like a hurricane*
that plan doesn’t sound good, my fail weather friend — the best you’ll get is a “taunt” out of that dealie
(and give dilettante any more scorpions as earworms and she’s apt to commit some pesticide)
Hmm…Looks like there is fuzz on something else now huh?
LOL.
That was good.
Nope.
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI
And you’re still a crotch-roffle.
Mine goes WHEEEEEEEEEE-SPROIT
I need to fix the rotor.
We need more Stinger sites.
i don’t get it. how is it a location fail??? spanish is spoken in mexico…
THE PYRAMIDS MOT.HER.FUC.KER ARE YOU BLIND????? *masturbates*
Maybe it’s plastic.
It’s only a model.
YOU might go blind if you keep that up. That’s the problem with failblog; I’m getting hairy palms…
But… you are a girl! OMG! *masturbates*
Girls masturbate too, silly! We just double-click the mouse instead of choking the bishop.
…
*spanks the monkey*
Ok, but hairy palms…girl, you need some serious shavin’ :>
Naw. They’re soft and snuggly.
I like that
double click the mouse … oh I like that one, how is it I have never heard it before?
um does anyone actually realize that there are pyramids in mexico,
Haha your’e than one who fails
Are you suggesting your’e more than one?
Maybe he’s trying to tell us his name is Ethan? And that he belongs to vicky?
Spanish is the national language of Mexico so it’s a great place to learn.
TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO!!!!!!
Wait! He said “burrito!” I understood that!! I can speak Spanish!!!
No.. Mexican is the national language of Mexico. Spanish is the national language of Spain. Just like American is Spoken in America, and English is spoken in England.. Maybe same word but different dialect.
*searches desperately for the irony…sarcasm…SOMETHING!!!*
The term “national language” in standard usage refers to a country’s “official language,” and, while Mexico has it’s one pronunciations and such (along with scores of Amerinidian languages), its national language is of course Spanish.
And we are still searching (some might say desperately) for the official linguistic idiom of Failblog. A current top candidate is “irony…sarcasm…SOMETHING.”
Just like Hollandaise is spoken in Holland.
And Brazilian is spoken in Brazil?
That’s only for the rich nuts.
The poor chew geese.
^ fala falha
Are you nuts?
You hear ‘Brazilian’ and you think ‘nuts’?
You’re so innocent I just want to put you in my pocket!
*Inserts a Fuzzism*
::wax off::
Apparently. Brazilians speak Portuguese.
Now while the Shaw quote “England and America are two countries separated by a common language” is very true, they are still the same language. I strongly recommend that you either watch or read The Story of English. The word Dialect, in linguistics, means “…the form or variety of a spoken language peculiar to a region…” Perhaps English is not your main method of communication. That is why I am not cutting you off at the ankles.
My favourite country in America is Venezuela! I suppose finding out what they speak there wouldn’t be too difficult but I’ll leave that for another day:)
Wrong. Spanish is spoken in Mexico just like English is spoken in the US. American is just a dialect of English, and Mexican a Spanish dialect.
This Fail actually makes no sense.
Mexican is not a language—–FAIL! You are probably the same type of person that thinks Jewish is a race. Fail McFailerson
Don’t you guys know geography? Those are the great pointy mountains of Chihuahua!
Oh why don’t you go back to scanning mirrors. XD
Una clara imagen de las piramides de mexico
Baby, let’s make a run for the border, I’ve got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I’ll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.
I like tacos but pupusas are better to me
and i’m from el salvador
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pupusa
Taco flavoured kisses for my Agnus:*
It was the aliens.
That’s what I thought too but then I had some hypnotherapy and discovered it was my uncle after all.
You plagiarized Daniel Jackson!
you must mean michael jackson
Daniel Jackson, only the most amazing archeaologist in scifi history !!!
No, that’s me.
And I’m Dragonforce-on-expert, too.
I guess you never watched Stargate (or Stargate: SG-1).
Wow! Mexico has a Sphinx too!
It’s probably on short loan along with the pyramids.
Naw. For every sphinx you see, there’s 1000 more you don’t see. Just like roaches.
Disculpe, yo no hablo español… Un Momento! Estoy hablando español! Mucho gusto! Hola! No, gracias, soy alérgico a los crustáceos.
Yo soy un hombre sincero. Donde esta el baño?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. MAY I STILL POST HERE?
ONLY IF YOU SHOUT
So do i like get my money back,
when i don’t get to see the pyramids.
on my spanish learning trip to Mexico?
Just wondering….
No.
I can has kaysadeeyuh?
in soviet russia, spanish studies you!
I don’t get it. What’s the fail?
You are the fail if you can’t see it
man ive always wanted to go to egypxico and study spanarab
Oh now I get it.
Thor Heyerdahl was right!
Ra ! Ra !!
If Ra and Thoth both pooh-pooh Pooh and Anubis, a noob is asking, “How nice is Isis, Osiris?”
Best use caution when you Set your Faillus out, or you’re n00b asp membership is like to be eaten up by crabs.
Fail will not nest below this level.
Unfortunately, you were wrong.
You fail.
ummmm you do know that there are pyramids in mexico the mayans aztecs and incas built pyramids too its not just something egyptians did
ummm you do know that thats a picture of egypt its not just something they did in mexico if you drink bad water there you can get the runs on sentences
Sphinx riddle: Which creature in the morning fails on four feet, at noon on two, and in the evening upon three?
Answer: a person
a complex person reference
The Aztec and the Inca built step pyramids, which do not look like the Great Pyramids of Giza. So did the Mesopotamian peoples and the Nubians, and several other ancient cultures. So yes, we know pyramids tend to pop up all over the world– but the ones in the picture are pretty iconographic pyramids, and aren’t in Mexico. Which is why it’s funny.
Eskimos build igloos.
ummm, you do know that you’re an imbecile.
Lol, the editor probably said something like “Put a picture of the pyramids on it!” fully believing that the intern actually KNEW there are pyramids in Mexico.
Unfortunately he didn’t.
Resulting in this.
ANTHROPOLOGY FAIL.
Pyramids in Mexico, yes. Sphinx, not so much.
Thank you, Miss Lynx.
For your succinct comments,
on the Sphinx.
You’re retarded. There’s a Mexican sphinx…and it’s in Mexico.
Much like the one featured in the picture.
Get psychiatric help NOW.
So I randomly stumbled upon this site today…and of course, the very first fail I see is none other than the study abroad department’s flier…for my school. Ha. Oh the irony!
Lol
I’d rather study Mexican in Spain, with a view of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
How is this a fail? They don’t speak mexican in Mexico, they speak spanish.
Look at the picture…
Robert-Lee, the problem isn’t that it says “study Spanish in Mexico”. The problem is that they used an image of the Egyptian pyramids on their ad. They should’ve used a photo of the Mayan pyramids in Mexico.
…
Ohhhhh!
Maybe [i]that’s[/i] why I have so much trouble with geometry…
Tag [i]FAIL[/i].
average american wouldnt know the difference
Did you not know Spanish is spoken in Mexico?
Did you not know that THIS IS A PICTURE OF EGYPT?
Spanish is widely spoken in Mexico dipshit. Spaniards settled Mexico, and so the Spanish language began getting spoken in Mexico.
*** Spanish is widely spoken in Mexico dipshit. ***
Gee, dipshit, I think we all knew that. The fail is IT’S A PICTURE OF EGYPT.
What a ‘tard.
Hi!
I think this actually makes some sense. I went to Northern Ireland (UK) to learn English so…
The idea behind this is to go to a new country and learn a new language.
Did you get to see the Eiffel Tower there?
I thought they did speak Spanish in Mexico
I don’t understand what the fail in this picture is…? There are pyramids in Mexico.
These are clearly Egyptian pyramids…
Why the hell is this a fail? They speak spanish in Mexico….
But they don’t have Egyptian pyramids in Mexico.
Last time I checked the language in Mexico WAS spanish (even though a dialect of it)
but when was the last time you checked the comment right above you ?
WTF thats Egypt.
It’s fail fail.
They speak spanish in Mexico
We speak Spanish, but Giza is nowhere near here.
Don’t they speak Spanish in Mexico?
o-o
Yeah they speak spanish in mexico
its just the fact that the picture shows Egypt lol
Egypt is a DIRTY, DIRTY place. (and not dirty in a good way either)
For all of those who missed the SPHINX of Giza in the picture, go have your eyes tested. I mean it.
but they ARE spanish in mexico so the person who uploaded it has failed