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That’s what my knob looks like!
But do you have to turn it clockwise to activate the jets?
Any way works to be honest. But you have to be light of touch as it’s very sensitive.
MY knob turns all the way to 11!
That’s ridiculous. It’s not even funny.
My pockets hurt.
My rocket’s pert.
Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Is there a rocket in my socket?
That sounds painful
Bwow chikka.
good ta know??
Is your knob photoshopped too?
Well, you’re knob isn’t that big now is it?
Nothing to see here people. Keep moving it along.
And yes, running for the hills counts as “moving it along”…
Does screaming, yelling PANIC! and causing chaos count as ‘moving it along’?
Sure. I’ll also accept shouting “Run away!” and retreating from the castle.
Right.
*Screams PANIC! and rushes around, arms flailing*
Fetchez la vache
Are the coconuts required?
totalli
Should I bring a shrubbery?
Only if you promise not to say, “Ni”.
Okay.
*Whispers in a very small voice*
Ni!
Thank you. Now, what is your favorite color?
Blue. No, green BLAAAAAAARGH!….
What type of swallow?
Type?
BLAAAAAAAH
Monty Python quote fail.
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I don’t know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Monty Python quote used as double entrende realization FAIL.
All this talk about knobs and which way to twist them along side of several references to Monty Python’s most popular movie obviously made TheKingofSnacks quote an easily recognizable portion of the movie in a way that could be taken out of context, depending on the depravity of the person reading.
Bravo TKofS, it is a reply worth applauding.
THese aren’t the knobs you’re looking for.
These aren’t the knobs I’m looking for.
These aren´t the knobs we´re looking for.
But they’re the knobs I’m looking for
Oh, that reminds me - you never did pick up your meat snack, PWG
Your Jedi tricks won’t work on me, girl.
If you flip that switch, it turns out the lights on the entire planet.
Cut it out.
Make me! *flip*
That really turns me on!
I don’t think we’d work out, Lunchbox…you don’t own a car.
A ‘car’… does one ever really ‘own’ their ‘car’???
usually the car owns you
Only in… S….
*shuts up*
In Soviet Russia, car drives you.
argghh i had a better one, i was gonna do
in soviet russia, jets activate you!
Someone had to.
*turns knobs clockwise* PINCH!
AAH! Tune in Tokyo! Ouch!
And now for the news.
The world was thrown into financial turmoil today when all the lights in Tokyo went out simultaneously. Stocks plummeted as stockbrokers could not see whether they were buying or selling and the prime minister could not see his hands.
And now for something completely different.
It’s…
Flaunty Python’s Crying Turkish!
I didn’t know confectionery could cry.
How sad. They’re usually so delightful!
*snort* purple nurple! *giggles uncontrollably in a fit of juvenility*
That’s because you didn’t have to suffer it.
*giggles in controllably*
who cut ur dick out? Poor u ;(
… said the clueless troll fool to the wry droll comic.
said ur king and god! Stand up when im talking to u!
^ Lives under a bridge, is bested by goats
^ Also has conversations with letters, believes he’s the king of a city that’s been gone for thousands of years, and considers himself the acquaintance of a god.
Wow, someone who remembers that “cut it out” light switch joke by Steven Wright! (Well I guess Steven Wright would be the most likely to remember.)
i srsly dunno whos Steven, but imho its logic what else importent could be cuted out then a dick?
In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just for the hell of it. Yesterday, I got a call from this guy in France. He said, “Cut it out.”