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You don’t want to be the second one in there.
I hear it takes a lot to pack them in tight.
This is what I call bad advertisement! No one will be ridin the Trolley! lol
I don’t know…I’m sure some people will be riding the SLUT again and again.
You know what they say about SLUTs…everyone wants a ride, and most of them get it.
nice one Nate … then we’d have a Sloppy Lake Union Train
Officially, it’s the South Lake Union Streetcar. But once people realized what the acronym would be if you used “Trolley” instead of “Streetcar”…
They got excited and decided to make tacky t-shirts out of it?
Can I have one of those shirts? And maybe some Freedom Bread on the side?
Just don’t feed the trolley.
I see a new horror film:
INVASION OF THE MAN-EATING TROLLIES
Damn…. S.L.U.T.s!!
Yeah, apparently. Never been inclined to track one down myself.
The should’ve just named it “Desire”…
More like Do Not Want. The whole thing was kind of foisted on us by our mayor, who wants to redevelop that neighborhood.
Oh no, you missed my joke. *cries*
Reference to the name of a play by Tennessee Williams? I caught that.
STELLLAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought it was a Stella reference.
occassionally the urge over comes me…. it’s usually when I’m done sitting on the roof. You know, it’s hot as heck up there and I feel like a cat…
^ wishing he were a contender
Oh good
You had me concerned.
Would you like a beer?
I’ll have to take a rain check. I have to start getting ready to go to work here pretty soon.
*checks* Nope, it’s not raining.
*passes pob a Corona*
Drink up, darling.
You’re just trying to get me in trouble!
*drinks Corona*
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*an hour later*
I’m not swear, I drunk! *hic* Why are all the books blurry today?
That’s ’cause you’re in the Censored Pornography section…
I can think of worse things to make a t-shirt out of…
Potato?
Satinism…
Herpes?
WIN
If you think herpes is a win…
you should try syphillis!
my fave!
*note to self: ride SLUT so that I can experience the true joy of herpagonnasyphiladia*
AIDS. Once you have AIDS, you’ll never look back.
do government aids count?
What about Aid(s) Workers?
Jarrod Fogel has aides.
In soviet Russia, AIDS has YOU!
Apparently, it’s a great way to lose weight
Apparently, so is cutting off your head. I hear it’s a quick 9 lbs or so… for the non-metric users… which is… only the Americans… I apologize.
… stones and pounds aren’t metric, sweetie.
Apparently, using less ellipses also helps you lose weight.
fewer*
And it’s a good thing I don’t need to lose weight then, isn’t it?!
OMG, the grammar nazi lives again!
I was making a reference to one of your recent comments.
I thought you were referencing my comment…
I really like dots….
Don’t you like dots?…
I think dots are great…
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Sorry what? Me?
The grammar police never died… we’re still alive and kicking here on failblog.
Who are you kicking?
That dead horse they call Grammar. Poor, Grammar.
The ill-educated. Until they cry and plead for forgiveness.
it’s not “uneducated”?
So, you punish people for the failings of the educational system?
Sounds about right.
What’s wrong with satinism? I quite like my satin sheets.
See Good News fail.
Up there with the
Committee for the Liberation and Integrations of Terrifying Organisms and their Reintegration Into Society
C U Next Tuesday.
I know a few men who need directions to the next meeting.
Don’t we all.
perhaps handy maps are an idea..
I’d prefer GPS
I hear Tom-Tom makes a fabulous one.
Girl Positioning System?
Remember that ALL of her joints usually bend. There ARE multiple ways to comfortably ride your S.L.U.T.
I hate it when my joints bend. I shouldn’t make them so long, I guess.
I prefer a good old fashioned wake and bake with the bong, lol
I had a problem with them, but now it’s been licked.
giggity giggity.