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  1. Nate says:

    You don’t want to be the second one in there.

  2. thepowerofblue says:

    Officially, it’s the South Lake Union Streetcar. But once people realized what the acronym would be if you used “Trolley” instead of “Streetcar”…

  3. Gorgonzola says:

    Whatever was wrong with the town bike?

  4. Kenneth says:

    I would love to ride the slut. :)

  5. Seb says:

    They have t-shirts!
    I want a ride-the-slut shirt!!!

  6. Andrea says:

    Welcome to Seattle folks… where the city council think *EVERYTHING* through. *sigh*

  7. Sir Didymus says:

    Beats riding a v.i.r.g.i.n. any day.

  8. NotFail says:

    Where I come from, riding the SLUT is not a FAIL, it’s an unmitigated WIN!

    I come from Whoretown.

  9. biscuit says:

    I guess that’s ONE way of promoting public transit……………..

  10. Matt says:

    Pretty pathetic FAIL, seeing as it was done intentionally.

  11. Katrina says:

    I’m surprised it took this long to make it up there… Us Washingtonians have known about this for a while now :)

  12. dabamash says:

    Which time zone is this in. It isn’t 11:00 am where I am, in the Soviet United States of Great England

  13. SolidStateMind says:

    Not to be a downer, but the fact that the city recognized the acronym and specifically changed the name to take advantage of the marketing opportunity kinda takes the ‘Fail’ out of it.
    Perhaps what is more ‘Fail’ is that it’s working: just try to find a Trolley t-shirt in the shops at South Lake Union.

  14. Cedar says:

    Yeah! I love the S.L.U.T.!!!

    …I’m from Washington by the way.

    • dabamash says:

      Oh great, a washingtonian.

      • loliepop says:

        *bad southern accent* We don’t take kindly to that there Wash-eeng-toe-knee-ans around here!

        • joansy says:

          Actually, everyone from the South pronounces it “Warsh-ington.” I want to know why.

          Now.

          • Lunchbox307 says:

            Funny, I work in the Northeast… and that damned ‘R’ exists here, too. My coworkers warsh the firetrucks, and warsh their clothes, and they bitch about the idiots down in Warshington. Where the F did that ‘R’ come from???

            • Malfeasant says:

              i once had a boss named rick. he would often deliberately mispronounce my name by adding an exaggerated r at the end. so i would often respond by dropping his r… if i was in a good mood. if i was greatly annoyed, i was more inclined to pronounce the silent p.

      • coyote says:

        And here is another Washingtonian. We out number you. Surrender or we’ll whack you with a salmon.

  15. weirdo says:

    I’m getting my T-shirt @ Kapow! Caffee

  16. bovvered says:

    I rode the slut and all I got was an STI.

  17. Lonewolfeyes says:

    I Fail because I emailed this Fail in yesterday. Darn — missed the glory.

    • dabamash says:

      LIES!

    • hooplapunta says:

      I Fail because I read a comment about somebody failing because he emailed the fail I read the day before and due to he emailing the fail, not due to me reading the fail, he said, Darn – missed the glory.

      So we both fail.

  18. Avis says:

    Seeing how it took us all of four hours to fill this particular fail to the point where it gets screwy, maybe we should petition for more fails in a day. This new system is not fun to navigate.
    We could, I guess, look up some of the REALLY old fails and fill them up.

    • Shadow says:

      I know, and I’ve noticed that the links in the recent comments box don’t take you directly to the comment if it’s corresponding fail has more than one page.

      • Avis says:

        Instead of 300 comments, we get 200 before the system craps out. For instance, I saw that you had commented, and had to go to the fail, go to “show all”, then scroll all the way down, to see that you had replied to…me. No, it’s not that any of that is difficult. It is tedious. And if you had been Loz, who has quite a few comments on this fail, it would have taken much more time to find this.
        Not a slam at Loz, an observation only.

    • coyote says:

      Take a look at some of the oldest fails. There are new comments being made. The recent comments doohicky not working is indeed a pain.

  19. Falka says:

    As a Seattleite..
    They considered many other names for this. But none of them were any good as an acronym, and this is funny and easy to remember. Plus, they sell shirts that say “I rode the slut.”

  20. thanatos says:

    I’ve heard of ‘pulling the train’ but this is ridiculous!

  21. Joe says:

    how is this a fail?
    BEST acronym EVER!
    I’m totally moving to Seattle just so I CAN ride their slut!

  22. Party Pooper says:

    Newsflash – this is Seattle. They knew what that spelled, and they went with it anyway. It was probably a little on purpose. Not a fail. Keep trying, though.

  23. buddha o'brien says:

    courtesy of joel mchale

  24. Ineedascotch says:

    Lolz!
    I live in Seattle and everyone knows about the SLUT, its completely on purpose. Its just a funny joke, but i love that it made it here on Failblog

  25. seattlefreeze says:

    Actually now it’s the South Lake Union Railcar….the SLUR….so much better.

  26. Ashley says:

    Riding the SLUT will give you crabs!

  27. sando says:

    No matter when you ride one, somebody has ridden it before you!

  28. Paul says:

    That’s a total WIN! We love our neighborhood S.L.U.T.

  29. Blenheimears says:

    Probably intentional.

  30. verxintRising says:

    Somewhat fail since they changed the name about a week after T-Shirts started appearing that said “Ride the SLUT”.

    But it was entertaining when it happened.

  31. ivy says:

    Can I ride this S.L.U.T.?

  32. Frodo says:

    i wonder if Jorge ( the chicken) would ride the S.L.U.T ’s

  33. Matt says:

    Just remember you can always buy a shirt that says “Ride the SLUT”

  34. Mary says:

    I rode the SLUT.

    *loves Seattle*

  35. Sofar says:

    I like to think we have a sense of humor in Seattle. And frankly I don’t want to meet the man who takes public transportation seriously.

  36. Пиндосы сакс!! says:

    imho looks like some hidden private whorehouse for me, so many ppl wont get it cuz they’re dumb.

  37. Fiat Knox says:

    I bet she never takes freebies.

  38. GeorgeTheThird says:

    $20 for a two hour ride, baby.

  39. That’s actually not the official name any more, they changed it to South Lake Union Service Trolley not long after its creation…though I’ve got that image on a shirt (something for the merch shop?)

    • D K says:

      One can only hope they expand the service to all of Lake Union. I’m lusting after it already. Lake Union Service Trolley (LUST)

  40. pooperscooper says:

    lol…
    “she’s like the county trolley; evreryone’s had their ride!”

  41. warrl says:

    Actually, there’s a bit of a story here…

    The City of Seattle asked the South Lake Union neighborhood what needed to be done to improve the neighborhood. (One of the bigger problems there is truly horrible traffic.) The neighborhood came back with a long list of suggestions, some of which were extremely practical and affordable… but wouldn’t have high visibility for the politicians.

    The City came back with “How about a neighborhood streetcar?”

    The neighborhood representatives said “A bus that can’t change lanes to go around an obstruction, in an area that already has horrible traffic? And will cost millions of dollars more than an ordinary bus? No, that doesn’t sound good. How about something off our list?”

    And then, in a public meeting and on some documents, a City official referred to the proposed streetcar as the “South Lake Union Trolley” (the City now denies this ever happened) and people noticed the acronym… and it got approved and built because of the acronym.

    It has really done nothing for the neighborhood except attract a few more tourists to ride the S.L.U.T and make the original traffic problem slightly worse. It has repeatedly been stopped because of accidents it wasn’t involved in (and has been involved in a couple), because of construction, because of… basically because it’s a bus that can’t change lanes.

    • Sofar says:

      And we already had the trolleybuses, too. The best of both worlds, they’re electric and they’re maneuverable. And a bit of a novelty.

  42. Rhyzzzz says:

    You dear sir, are a common Train slut.

    :)
    theres also
    house slut
    Garden slut
    Jungle slut
    And mother slut.

    :D

  43. elise says:

    too bad this is the “slang name”… so a true fail? maybe not…

  44. cymraig says:

    Can I just ask: how many of you were scriptwriters for M*A*S*H? I never read such off-the-wall threads.
    PS We don’t have sluts in Wales. Come to think of it yes we do.

  45. crimshaid says:

    I refuse to make comment on this picture as any joke or innuendo would be too easy

  46. awordissilent says:

    lol. i was totally in seattle and the tour guide told us about this. and yes, they did have tacky t shirts.

  47. Liz says:

    T-Shirts available?
    I want one.

  48. HighPotency says:

    I don’t think people realize that this was on purpose…

  49. JoshK says:

    haha.. o gosh i love Seattle..

  50. Ramfis says:

    LOL, I live in Western Mass. where our transit system is the Pioneer Valley Transportation Assoc., or PVTA for short, but the font on the buses is such that we could’ve sworn we were riding PUTA buses for the first month we moved out here. I think our bus lines should get together.

  51. Shade says:

    Old shit is really old

  52. a person says:

    ummm wow that must be ran by my ex girlfriend and apparently there is another person here named a person

  53. Chris says:

    the interesting thing about that poster is that they actually get business, hell, my friend even has a shirt of it, the staff at school still aren’t taking it too kindly

  54. andy says:

    The unfortunate acronym was noticed and got a lot of press in the local paper, but the city decided they didn’t care. At least it’s memorable!

  55. Lindy says:

    Living in Seattle, its been a long running joke after failing to notice that South Lake Union Trolley (now officially streetcar) initials was SLUT. They made over 2,000 shirts that sold out within 10 minutes before realizing what they had done.

  56. bookfreak says:

    SO NOT FAIL!!!!!!!!!! As a Seattleite, I feel it is my duty to inform you all that WE LOVE THE SLUT!!!! They actually tried to change the name after it was named and we refused to let them do it! DO NOT DISS OUR SLUT!

  57. Ashley says:

    Kapow Coffee is getting pushed out of their space… and I believe going out of business. (The building is forcing them out to put in their own cafe.)

    Sad.

  58. muzzik101 says:

    I live in Salt Lake City, Utah which is normally abbreviated SLC, UT. Sometimes people abbreviate it SL, UT which is pretty awesome. How many people get to say they live in the SL,UT? I would like to ride your S.L.U.T. when I go to Seattle.

  59. Will says:

    I am serious when I say:
    I have ridden the S.L.U.T. No joke. I definitely recommend it. =)

  60. SwissPicnic says:

    Oh my…the S.L.U.T. I sure wish they kept that name!

  61. The Story of my life, riding the SLUT!

  62. :) says:

    YAY
    i get to ride a slut

  63. these pages are the best.

  64. JohnnyRaincloud says:

    Ride the slut: all guys do it eventually

  65. Molly says:

    Yes…this compleletly shows how very intelligent man has gotten since we were monkeys.

  66. patrick says:

    i rode that once and it was dirty

  67. ashton says:

    hahaha i rode the slut

    its a trolley in seattle and i have a shirt with the same exact pic from there

  68. MythMonk says:

    I call fail on whoever took this picture because this is an ad for Kapow! Coffee, not the trolley itself…

  69. Ben Rhys says:

    The trolley is not the only thing you catch…

  70. seattleite says:

    Yeah it was meant satirically, the people who made those signs don’t like the SLUT (it’s actually pretty pointless. every time you see one go by, there are like 2 people on it.)

  71. Pielord says:

    one of my favorite fails ever )

  72. Tayler says:

    haha, i’m so sad that they changed the name. one of my best friends has a tee-shirt, and we went into seattle, just so we could ride the slut. :]

  73. easy joe says:

    It is called Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART). I heard that they were going to call it “Frisco Area Rapid Transit” or FART.

  74. arsh says:

    I rode the SLUT! and oh boy was it crowded. :)

  75. loliepop says:

    it’s not “uneducated”?


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