Comments on: School Billboard Fail

By: tyllllleeerrr

tyllllleeerrr — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 03:28:15 +0000

ewwww stale popcorn

By: CaptinSaveAhoe

CaptinSaveAhoe — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 12:46:40 +0000

So much for no child left behind…

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:51:29 +0000

this is so fake…

By: Sion

Sion — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:18:59 +0000

i work there!!

By: me

me — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:13:47 +0000

if u make a clone of yourself and have sex with it while its asleep, is it rape or masturbation?

By: IHaveAFailedLife

IHaveAFailedLife — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:07:18 +0000

Does Van Halen has a song about that? Like, Hot For Teacher?

By: anonymus

anonymus — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:00:05 +0000

last!

By: uberninja

uberninja — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:27:53 +0000

what was this supposed to say??

By: uberninja

uberninja — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:26:08 +0000

ill bet u did

By: LOL

LOL — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:10:49 +0000

this is what we get for electing george w. bush

By: Alastair

Alastair — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:40:42 +0000

Does… does this mean i’m accepted?

By: armanrules

armanrules — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:57:23 +0000

you owned him

By: Fredrick Alen Isaac Lafuer

Fredrick Alen Isaac Lafuer — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:53:21 +0000

HAHAHAHAHa thats funny s*&T

By: Rose

Rose — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:24:13 +0000

Well, as long as they come right out and SAY that you have to sleep your way to the top, instead of pretending, y’know? Maybe they can get some brownie points for that…

By: LOLOLOL

LOLOLOL — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:42:51 +0000

LMAO

By: bork?

bork? — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:39:04 +0000

Sorta like Karate?

By: W_m

W_m — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:16:31 +0000

y’all is singular, true Southerners say “all y’all” for a group.

By: BethaMah

BethaMah — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:33:28 +0000

Better than kinda wondering: “Why everyone is talking about sex when they could be having- Oh.”

By: Idiot Box

Idiot Box — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:25:48 +0000

*hugs*
Better?

By: Monk

Monk — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:08:20 +0000

Cut the crap, students. Whore comes first.

By: Monk

Monk — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:05:14 +0000

It’s supposed to be “Our children come first.”

By: Monk

Monk — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:04:16 +0000

Salvia’s legal you know… Even in the US.

By: ausador

ausador — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:48:19 +0000

WHERE whore children come first.

there fixed it…..

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:59:43 +0000

Ah! But one day, when you get kids of your own, you can haunt their little pliable minds with those magical words.

“Go to bed right NOW you heathen child or I will forced to read Green Eggs and Ham to you THREE TIMES!”

By: bob8972

bob8972 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:21:19 +0000

LoL

By: ryszard

ryszard — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:28:58 +0000

Does everyone here make these generalizations, or is it just 99% ofyou that make the rest look bad?

To repeat, and clarify: Abstinence works 100% of the time *when used*, which is better than contraception. No one said that its proponents were perfect.

By: ryszard

ryszard — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:24:10 +0000

Hagrid: “I *really* shunna said that.”

By: JadedLilth

JadedLilth — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:11:13 +0000

set a match on fire and run…? Hmm…

I think I like you.

By: JadedLilth

JadedLilth — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:06:23 +0000

My name’s Samantha, too! And I completely agree with the sentiment. I still get the urge to punch people in the face when I hear the phrase, “Sam I Am”…

Ahh, kindergarten fond memories FAIL.

By: asdf

asdf — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:38:46 +0000

I suprised that they didn’t spell “come” correctly…

By: Strawild

Strawild — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:28:18 +0000

where children come first

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:39:04 +0000

The hypothalamus likes phorn.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:33:13 +0000

It wouldn’t be so bad if the pages broke by the number of comments on the nested page. The pages are breaking by the number of comments on a time ordered page. This makes page 2 useless, and page 1 deceptive. Then there is the tedium of manually fixing the comment links in the recent comments area…

By: Fiat Knox

Fiat Knox — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:21:34 +0000

So this is the school where the children of whores are first to arrive, followed by the children of non-whores?

Typical. Always the preferential treatment goes to celebs, politicians and members of the Board of Education.

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:20:37 +0000

asdf, weirdo, Sexual Harrassment Panda; I’m sorry but the three of you have far too much information on this. Social life fail.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:08:53 +0000

Mm! Ok…was it the beach or the mall first?

By: Syn

Syn — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:45:21 +0000

…I’m surprised this post seemed to make a whole argument. Then again, Without arguments, Failblog wouldn’t be half as funny.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:26:57 +0000

Indeed, lass, the bloke straightway gave it a go,

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:17:51 +0000

Ooh, you deviant!

Must be why I like you.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:16:34 +0000

And yet, somehow, could not understand when the two canceled each other out.

By: TMI Service

TMI Service — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:16:29 +0000

Not quite the same thing, but this puts me in mind of the “four F’s” mnemonic for the major functions of the mid-brain’s hypothalamus — Feeding, Fleeing, Fighting, and Sexual Behavior.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:13:52 +0000

Oooh, yah! I recognize dat accent, you betcha! I grew up in the land of beer and cheese, dontcha know?

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:13:22 +0000

Did it take a picture of his face?

By: Loz

Loz — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:09:26 +0000

Not just the north-east US. Still used everywhere in working-class Britain.
They love their double negatives, too. “I don’t know nuffink!”

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:08:48 +0000

Isn’t that the Catholic parochial school’s curriculum?

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:07:11 +0000

According to Fail Blog, caps are necessary to keep browsers from crashing.

*pouts*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:59:25 +0000

I can state, absolutely and unequivocally, that the pill is NOT 100% effective. Srsly. Trust me on this one.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:46:21 +0000

I lol’d so hard, I woke up the dog.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:35:56 +0000

Well, that was clever. *heavy sarcasm*

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:33:52 +0000

Apparently failing is like a circle…