Comments on: Marriott Fail

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:54:12 +0000

marriott hotels are some of the best in the world.

By: coofee

coofee — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:33:01 +0000

LOL I did an internship there ^^

By: Sion

Sion — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:22:45 +0000

negative eggs!!!

By: Sion

Sion — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:22:25 +0000

neggs

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:55:45 +0000

I live just by this marriot

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:01:50 +0000

Yes, too bad it’s not cool to violate the Geneva Convention, abrogate habeas corpus, and torture people.

By: bootothat

bootothat — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:46:58 +0000

Why yes, yes you are. I’m glad you took the time to notice your mistake.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:43:42 +0000

WOW!
epic fail

By: cOSMIc AlCHEmISt

cOSMIc AlCHEmISt — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:30:29 +0000

hey did nebody notice that sum of the FAILS r like duplicated 10 or 20 pages down the line?

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:52:33 +0000

Over Thanksgiving, I was at a Mariott in Chicago. The morning we left, I needed to pick up breakfast from a friend’s room, but I forgot his room number.

“I’m sorry, I can’t give you that information,” the front desk lady told me, “But I can try calling his room for you.”

“Sure, thanks.”

There’s a note on the room phones that says: Dial 7 before the room number for floors 1-9, and dial the room number for floors 10 and above.”

She dials 7257. It rings, and i get the voice mail.
“You’ve reached mailbox number 72 57…”
“Thanks,” I told the lady, and returned her the phone.

By: Luke

Luke — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:22:42 +0000

Used to work in that actual marriot on college green!
Woop Woop!

Pink Shirt and a waistcoat….lush

By: chickens

chickens — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:03:05 +0000

way to fail…fifty turtles yelping would be FTY, not FTW.

By: Heorte

Heorte — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:41:21 +0000

Aww no thats the hotel from my city

By: notsurprised.

notsurprised. — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:33:04 +0000

Aww bless the royal staff, maybe I won’t get as frustrated when I speak to them next (semi weekly occourance). We’re a lot nicer at my hotel, you want the GM’s name have it and his email.

By: Viridium.ro

Viridium.ro — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:25:35 +0000

No, but they got the bible version…
Thou shalt not yaye, nor shalt thou nay.

By: Tiffani

Tiffani — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:12:30 +0000

Oh god… I’m epic fail.

By: Tiffani

Tiffani — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:08:53 +0000

Umm… EPIC FAIL for al of you. The email is requesting the name of the GM. She isn’t saying she’s the GM, she’s saying that she won’t give out his name. It’s a good thing you all pay attention.

By: stringph

stringph — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:44:01 +0000

perhaps this could be a hint:
http://www.epinions.com/content_116778307204

By: coyote

coyote — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:34:56 +0000

Would you get pissed off much?

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:50:12 +0000

Piss on you! I work for Mel Brooks!

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:02:55 +0000

In Soviet Russia, your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate is YOU!

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:46:29 +0000

Yes, all the hot air from the terrorists and their lawyers is making global warming real for the first time in history.

By: BethaMah

BethaMah — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:29:28 +0000

Is Mr. General Manager having an idenity crisis?

By: abi

abi — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:55:50 +0000

But is he as important as the person who said “first to say I got syphilis first!”?

By: Failerella

Failerella — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:13:39 +0000

Hilarious. Typical Brit Twit.

By: Sara J

Sara J — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:14:00 +0000

None of my comments showed up, whether there were 18, 100, or over 200 when I posted. I thought someone banned me!!! *cries*

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:00:21 +0000

Updated, btw. And now I remember why I put off creating a facebook or myspace profile…I hate pictures of myself. Ok, maybe “hate” is a strong word, but I’m always dissatisfied.
Oh, and I hate filling out forms.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:58:25 +0000

FIRST!

By: Toastbusters

Toastbusters — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:51:01 +0000

Wanks?
*wanks*

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:58:21 +0000

Computer says yes.
First episode aired September 28th in the US, according to Wikipedia. It also says it aired on BBC One on October 3rd.

By: bcdm

bcdm — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:53:20 +0000

I would assume she wouldn’t give it out because Mr. Bell here was being a complete and utter douchetard to her and the staff there via email. The phrase “the customer is always right” was most likely used somewhere in the email chain.

Of course, the fact that she’s a moron may indicate that she wasn’t perfect in this exchange either. I’d love to read the emails in their entirety to find out just who was the true fail here.

By: bcdm

bcdm — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:48:33 +0000

…so what does that make you to me?

By: ErickB

ErickB — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:42:18 +0000

Red vs Blue reference WIN!

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:29:51 +0000

Darn.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:29:12 +0000

All the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

By: Rubin

Rubin — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:26:29 +0000

haha i used to live in bristol and know the very hotel this is about!

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:22:44 +0000

I’m a mutant!

Hee…that would be my superpower. I would be…RENAL WOMAN!!!

By: fluffy

fluffy — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:07:33 +0000

Still… very cool…

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:06:36 +0000

Have you stayed there recently?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:03:27 +0000

*and slings of outrageous fortune*

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:55:00 +0000

And I wasn’t expecting half of failblog to friend request you at the same time.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:59:59 +0000

Hi, Sara. If by chance you were posting on pages that already had 200 or so comments, they will be visible to you now only if you choose the “Show all” button (located underneath the name of the fail towards the top of the page).
.
*shows off*

By: Sara J

Sara J — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:39:21 +0000

Dang, finally! My comments were rejected all day long!

By: Sara J

Sara J — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:38:54 +0000

Testing… testing… doesn’t Failblog love me anymore?

By: Lunchbox307

Lunchbox307 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:20:42 +0000

Garrison Keillor FTW!!!

By: Lunchbox307

Lunchbox307 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:16:41 +0000

He can’t. He was on the 1st floor balcony above the train tracks, just as the 12:00 Express was coming by.

By: Lunchbox307

Lunchbox307 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:14:47 +0000

*Scimitars*

By: Пиндосы сакс!!

Пиндосы сакс!! — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:05:10 +0000

yanks?
*fails*

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:40:08 +0000

Well, is he going to at least be civilized and have some fava beans and a nice chianti?

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:38:32 +0000

Or, PA = Physician’s Assistant.