Comments on: Marriott Fail http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:14:23 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Sion http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-678108 Sion Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:22:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-678108 negative eggs!!! negative eggs!!!

]]> By: Sion http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-678107 Sion Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:22:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-678107 neggs neggs

]]> By: Kevin http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-425279 Kevin Mon, 18 May 2009 13:55:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-425279 I live just by this marriot I live just by this marriot

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-377827 fuzz on the concept Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:01:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-377827 Yes, too bad it's not cool to violate the Geneva Convention, abrogate habeas corpus, and torture people. Yes, too bad it’s not cool to violate the Geneva Convention, abrogate habeas corpus, and torture people.

]]> By: bootothat http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-271915 bootothat Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:46:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-271915 Why yes, yes you are. I'm glad you took the time to notice your mistake. Why yes, yes you are. I’m glad you took the time to notice your mistake.

]]> By: Alex http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-208686 Alex Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:43:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-208686 WOW! epic fail WOW!
epic fail

]]> By: cOSMIc AlCHEmISt http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-202410 cOSMIc AlCHEmISt Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:30:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-202410 hey did nebody notice that sum of the FAILS r like duplicated 10 or 20 pages down the line? hey did nebody notice that sum of the FAILS r like duplicated 10 or 20 pages down the line?

]]> By: Mark http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-201750 Mark Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:52:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-201750 Over Thanksgiving, I was at a Mariott in Chicago. The morning we left, I needed to pick up breakfast from a friend's room, but I forgot his room number. "I'm sorry, I can't give you that information," the front desk lady told me, "But I can try calling his room for you." "Sure, thanks." There's a note on the room phones that says: Dial 7 before the room number for floors 1-9, and dial the room number for floors 10 and above." She dials 7257. It rings, and i get the voice mail. "You've reached mailbox number 72 57..." "Thanks," I told the lady, and returned her the phone. Over Thanksgiving, I was at a Mariott in Chicago. The morning we left, I needed to pick up breakfast from a friend’s room, but I forgot his room number.

“I’m sorry, I can’t give you that information,” the front desk lady told me, “But I can try calling his room for you.”

“Sure, thanks.”

There’s a note on the room phones that says: Dial 7 before the room number for floors 1-9, and dial the room number for floors 10 and above.”

She dials 7257. It rings, and i get the voice mail.
“You’ve reached mailbox number 72 57…”
“Thanks,” I told the lady, and returned her the phone.

]]> By: Luke http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-164536 Luke Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:22:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-164536 Used to work in that actual marriot on college green! Woop Woop! Pink Shirt and a waistcoat....lush Used to work in that actual marriot on college green!
Woop Woop!

Pink Shirt and a waistcoat….lush

]]> By: chickens http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-163495 chickens Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:03:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-163495 way to fail...fifty turtles yelping would be FTY, not FTW. way to fail…fifty turtles yelping would be FTY, not FTW.

]]> By: Heorte http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-142264 Heorte Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:41:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-142264 Aww no thats the hotel from my city Aww no thats the hotel from my city

]]> By: notsurprised. http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-132181 notsurprised. Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:33:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-132181 Aww bless the royal staff, maybe I won't get as frustrated when I speak to them next (semi weekly occourance). We're a lot nicer at my hotel, you want the GM's name have it and his email. Aww bless the royal staff, maybe I won’t get as frustrated when I speak to them next (semi weekly occourance). We’re a lot nicer at my hotel, you want the GM’s name have it and his email.

]]> By: Dann http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-131793 Dann Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:09:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-131793 I fucking hate that hotel. I fucking hate that hotel.

]]> By: Viridium.ro http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-128242 Viridium.ro Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:25:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-128242 No, but they got the bible version... Thou shalt not yaye, nor shalt thou nay. No, but they got the bible version…
Thou shalt not yaye, nor shalt thou nay.

]]> By: Tiffani http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-127901 Tiffani Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:12:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-127901 Oh god... I'm epic fail. Oh god… I’m epic fail.

]]> By: Tiffani http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-127896 Tiffani Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:08:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-127896 Umm... EPIC FAIL for al of you. The email is requesting the name of the GM. She isn't saying she's the GM, she's saying that she won't give out his name. It's a good thing you all pay attention. Umm… EPIC FAIL for al of you. The email is requesting the name of the GM. She isn’t saying she’s the GM, she’s saying that she won’t give out his name. It’s a good thing you all pay attention.

]]> By: stringph http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-125321 stringph Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:44:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-125321 perhaps this could be a hint: http://www.epinions.com/content_116778307204 perhaps this could be a hint:
http://www.epinions.com/content_116778307204

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-124785 coyote Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:34:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-124785 Would you get pissed off much? Would you get pissed off much?

]]> By: slythwolf http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-124705 slythwolf Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:50:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-124705 Piss on you! I work for Mel Brooks! Piss on you! I work for Mel Brooks!

]]> By: Gladiator763 http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-124659 Gladiator763 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:02:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-124659 In Soviet Russia, your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate is YOU! In Soviet Russia, your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate is YOU!

]]> By: Gladiator763 http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-124602 Gladiator763 Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:46:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-124602 Yes, all the hot air from the terrorists and their lawyers is making global warming real for the first time in history. Yes, all the hot air from the terrorists and their lawyers is making global warming real for the first time in history.

]]> By: twizzler http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-124166 twizzler Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:32:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-124166 Hang on Surely the main question is: What it it that Mr Bell did that caused the hotel staff to try to conceal the name of their manager from him? Like, what sort off asshole do you have to be to make people even scared to tell you their name? Hang on

Surely the main question is: What it it that Mr Bell did that caused the hotel staff to try to conceal the name of their manager from him? Like, what sort off asshole do you have to be to make people even scared to tell you their name?

]]> By: BethaMah http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123972 BethaMah Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:29:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123972 Is Mr. General Manager having an idenity crisis? Is Mr. General Manager having an idenity crisis?

]]> By: abi http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123647 abi Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:55:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123647 But is he as important as the person who said "first to say I got syphilis first!"? But is he as important as the person who said “first to say I got syphilis first!”?

]]> By: Failerella http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123587 Failerella Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:13:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123587 Hilarious. Typical Brit Twit. Hilarious. Typical Brit Twit.

]]> By: Sara J http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123564 Sara J Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:14:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123564 None of my comments showed up, whether there were 18, 100, or over 200 when I posted. :( I thought someone banned me!!! *cries* None of my comments showed up, whether there were 18, 100, or over 200 when I posted. :( I thought someone banned me!!! *cries*

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123507 thepowerofblue Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:00:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123507 Updated, btw. And now I remember why I put off creating a facebook or myspace profile...I hate pictures of myself. Ok, maybe "hate" is a strong word, but I'm always dissatisfied. Oh, and I hate filling out forms. Updated, btw. And now I remember why I put off creating a facebook or myspace profile…I hate pictures of myself. Ok, maybe “hate” is a strong word, but I’m always dissatisfied.
Oh, and I hate filling out forms.

]]> By: Gladiator763 http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123473 Gladiator763 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:58:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123473 FIRST! FIRST!

]]> By: Toastbusters http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123471 Toastbusters Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:51:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123471 Wanks? *wanks* Wanks?
*wanks*

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123441 thepowerofblue Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:58:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123441 Computer says yes. First episode aired September 28th in the US, according to Wikipedia. It also says it aired on BBC One on October 3rd. Computer says yes.
First episode aired September 28th in the US, according to Wikipedia. It also says it aired on BBC One on October 3rd.

]]> By: bcdm http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123439 bcdm Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:53:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123439 I would assume she wouldn't give it out because Mr. Bell here was being a complete and utter douchetard to her and the staff there via email. The phrase "the customer is always right" was most likely used somewhere in the email chain. Of course, the fact that she's a moron may indicate that she wasn't perfect in this exchange either. I'd love to read the emails in their entirety to find out just who was the true fail here. I would assume she wouldn’t give it out because Mr. Bell here was being a complete and utter douchetard to her and the staff there via email. The phrase “the customer is always right” was most likely used somewhere in the email chain.

Of course, the fact that she’s a moron may indicate that she wasn’t perfect in this exchange either. I’d love to read the emails in their entirety to find out just who was the true fail here.

]]> By: bcdm http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123437 bcdm Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:48:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123437 ...so what does that make you to me? …so what does that make you to me?

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123432 ErickB Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:42:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123432 Red vs Blue reference WIN! Red vs Blue reference WIN!

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123427 dilettante Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:29:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123427 Darn. Darn.

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123426 dilettante Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:29:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123426 All the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. All the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

]]> By: Rubin http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123422 Rubin Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:26:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123422 haha i used to live in bristol and know the very hotel this is about! haha i used to live in bristol and know the very hotel this is about!

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123419 Dragonwriter Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:22:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123419 I'm a mutant! Hee...that would be my superpower. I would be...RENAL WOMAN!!! I’m a mutant!

Hee…that would be my superpower. I would be…RENAL WOMAN!!!

]]> By: fluffy http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123411 fluffy Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:07:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123411 Still... very cool... Still… very cool…

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123409 thepowerofblue Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:06:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123409 Have you stayed there recently? Have you stayed there recently?

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123405 thepowerofblue Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:03:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123405 *and slings of outrageous fortune* *and slings of outrageous fortune*

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123400 thepowerofblue Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:55:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123400 And I wasn't expecting half of failblog to friend request you at the same time. And I wasn’t expecting half of failblog to friend request you at the same time.

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123358 fuzz on the concept Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:59:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123358 Hi, Sara. If by chance you were posting on pages that already had 200 or so comments, they will be visible to you now only if you choose the "Show all" button (located underneath the name of the fail towards the top of the page). . *shows off* Hi, Sara. If by chance you were posting on pages that already had 200 or so comments, they will be visible to you now only if you choose the “Show all” button (located underneath the name of the fail towards the top of the page).
.
*shows off*

]]> By: Sara J http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123350 Sara J Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:39:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123350 Dang, finally! My comments were rejected all day long! Dang, finally! My comments were rejected all day long!

]]> By: Sara J http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123349 Sara J Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:38:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123349 Testing... testing... doesn't Failblog love me anymore? Testing… testing… doesn’t Failblog love me anymore?

]]> By: Lunchbox307 http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123341 Lunchbox307 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:20:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123341 Garrison Keillor FTW!!! Garrison Keillor FTW!!!

]]> By: Lunchbox307 http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123336 Lunchbox307 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:16:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123336 He can't. He was on the 1st floor balcony above the train tracks, just as the 12:00 Express was coming by. He can’t. He was on the 1st floor balcony above the train tracks, just as the 12:00 Express was coming by.

]]> By: Lunchbox307 http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123335 Lunchbox307 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:14:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123335 *Scimitars* *Scimitars*

]]> By: Пиндосы сакс!! http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123329 Пиндосы сакс!! Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:05:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123329 yanks? *fails* yanks?
*fails*

]]> By: Outback Jon http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123305 Outback Jon Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:40:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123305 Well, is he going to at least be civilized and have some fava beans and a nice chianti? Well, is he going to at least be civilized and have some fava beans and a nice chianti?

]]> By: Outback Jon http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/marriott-fail/#comment-123303 Outback Jon Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:38:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6258#comment-123303 Or, PA = Physician's Assistant. Or, PA = Physician’s Assistant.

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