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Gorgonzola

Are we guessing what “FTW” means?

… How about “Fifty Turtles Yelping”?

FTY

Atleast i was faster then you fipo’ing so you are the turtle here. And be glad it wasn’t some nitwit with ”first”

Gorgonzola

Fipo’ing?

What is this fipo’ing?

 
 
thepowerofblue

Oh, come on, Americans aren’t that fat.

It’s Thirty-nine-and-a-half Ton Yank!

jack mehoff

And that’s just my genitalia…

*yanks*

Пиндосы сакс!!

yanks?
*fails*

 
 
 
 
 
alukah

Wouldn’t it be FTY then?

Beren

Would someone please show this man the point.

 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

Computer says no.

Loz

No but yeah but no but yeah, so shaddap!

Loz

:)
Speaking of, have they started that US version I heard little about?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Gorgonzola

Someone should really check their emails before they send them.

Gorgonzola

Much like some people who post here……

 
weirdo

Yes, it’s like leaving a “FIRST!” comment

everyone thinks you’re an idiot

loufail

Really? I was under the impression that all “First” posters were 1337 and everybody loved them

ghehorg

Yea man…. 1337 haxors pwn noobs.

 
 
 
 
pwner of N00bs

Wow! She’s a bright one.

 
moop

first cause first guy didnt say first

FTY

go away please. ”FIRST!!!111” comments suck. Although ”lmao” is, in the eyes of many, not much better, it is what i did. So i posted that.

Gorgonzola

Its like saying “Is whats happening in Guantanamo better than what happened in Hiroshima?”

Gorgonzola

That may be a little exaggerated though.

neon

No, no, you’re right. They’re exactly the same….

;)

squizan

You didn’t see neon’s winky face there.

ErickB

:blush: actually missed it :(

 
 
 
 
 
Howser87

Yes, it is better. What is happening at Guantanamo is not affecting the entire earth’s atmosphere as a result of a bomb that killed thousands.

cobrajoe

Yes, and we all died.

 
fluffy

140,000 died in Hiroshima.
.
In my opinion, “LMAO” is far better a response than “First”.

Admiral Apparent

The “conventional” firebombing raids were just as devastating. Over 100,000 perished in the Tokyo firebombing. Waterways boiled.

 
 
fuzz on the concept

What is happening at Guantanamo is affecting the entire earth’s atmosphere, and we’re all the worse for it.

 
 
 
 
Allera

“first to say first”? Don’t know if that counts…

Gorgonzola

It doesn’t, all it means is they they’ll be living in their mothers basement for another 10 years

Fat Zero

Hey, the first human to get syphilis was “important” too

 
 
 
stu1707

Really, the “first” things suck. and are as much fail as the rest of this site.

 
thepowerofblue

It’s not like calling “shotgun”… you don’t get to claim it if the person before you fails to.

Mouse

You sure can! On the Internet, there’s nothing to stop you from proving to the rest of the world how far below retarded you are.

That is, until the site admins set up “first” to be in their filter lists for naughty language or spam. Or start IP banning people for saying it.

 
 
 
Allera

Maybe Marie just has it in for John, and wants a disgruntled customer to come and make a, ah, “forceful complaint.”
Never piss off your P.A.

neon

Good point…but I would have liked to see Marie be a little more creative there. 4.3/5

(Who wants to be the French judge?)

Grrr Power

Can I be the French Maid?

Khaaaaaaan

I’ll be the French mistake.

Dabamash

Can I have some french bread?

Loz

Not if you call it ‘french bread’.

Khaaaaaaan

French bread = white bread

 
thepowerofblue

What do you want him to call it, “Freedom Bread”?

Dabamash

Can I have some freedom bread? Or maybe just some croutons?

 
Gorgonzola

How about “baguette”?

That ones never failed me

Dabamash

I prefer Freedom Bread. Baguettes are too crusty.

Loz

My point was that the French hardly ever make pan bread as we know it. Baguettes are pretty much their staple diet.

Dabamash

I think ti is a little too late to make your point. Oh, and by French Bread, I actually did mean a Baguette.

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Loz

I assumed you did. I was just being silly :)

 
ErickB

Well thats in the bag then. can i have some french toast?

 
 
 
 
 
Loz

click my name to see some French bread ;)

Dabamash

Mmmm, that’s some goooood bread.

 
Loz

Someone get this man some Sauvignon Blanc, NOW!

Gorgonzola

Alcohol for someone in his condition?!?!?!

He could be in shock!

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thepowerofblue

Death Cab for Cutie quote? I think I’m in love…

Gorgonzola

*Finally gets joke*