Comments on: Good News Fail http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:41:22 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Sion http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-678106 Sion Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:21:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-678106 ya know what i need....................................a prozzy!! ya know what i need………………………………a prozzy!!

]]> By: Harpuia http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-454827 Harpuia Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:41:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-454827 Nobody said that the paper was from the US. Loz mentioned that cotton was or is, I'm not sure, a very important crop in the South. Reding the comments before posting, FAIL. Nobody said that the paper was from the US. Loz mentioned that cotton was or is, I’m not sure, a very important crop in the South. Reding the comments before posting, FAIL.

]]> By: Harpuia http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-454791 Harpuia Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:32:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-454791 From my very limited knowledge of Japanese, "Ichi" means one, and "Ban" means something along the lines of "Final", so does Ichiban mean something like one final? From my very limited knowledge of Japanese, “Ichi” means one, and “Ban” means something along the lines of “Final”, so does Ichiban mean something like one final?

]]> By: Luis http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-395667 Luis Wed, 29 Apr 2009 03:01:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-395667 Edit the news paper on your computer FAIL? Edit the news paper on your computer FAIL?

]]> By: SATANS_BRIDE http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-395383 SATANS_BRIDE Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:36:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-395383 HAIL SATAN that's all i gunna say HAIL SATAN
that’s all i gunna say

]]> By: no urs http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-377855 no urs Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:44:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-377855 good thing it wasnt a country like South Africa, jo bURg mother good thing it wasnt a country like South Africa,
jo bURg mother

]]> By: no u http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-377854 no u Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:41:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-377854 ← just to point ↓ out, ↑ you misspelled arrow gnat → ← just to point ↓ out, ↑ you misspelled arrow gnat →

]]> By: fuzztop on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-377800 fuzztop on the concept Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:29:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-377800 (btw, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans) (btw, Jesus just left Chicago and he’s bound for New Orleans)

]]> By: completely clear on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-377799 completely clear on the concept Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:25:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-377799 I'm all out of character. I’m all out of character.

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-377774 fuzz on the concept Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:50:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-377774 good laud good laud

]]> By: ur mother http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-377154 ur mother Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:34:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-377154 good news in a hysterical media country like the us good news in a hysterical media country like the us

]]> By: kk4you http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-366414 kk4you Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:30:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-366414 !!!!!!!EPIC WIN!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!

]]> By: lexiness http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-359258 lexiness Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:39:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-359258 hmm, true...never quite thought about it like that.. hmm, true…never quite thought about it like that..

]]> By: Splifford http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-340445 Splifford Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:08:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-340445 Sorry, only character assassins here. Sorry, only character assassins here.

]]> By: Splifford http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-340394 Splifford Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:48:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-340394 Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

]]> By: Deku Like http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-257013 Deku Like Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:26:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-257013 Nostalgic win. Nostalgic win.

]]> By: Dschmeling http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-256715 Dschmeling Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:42:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-256715 I saw this and thought it said Vegetarinism is REAL! And though of significant fail... I saw this and thought it said Vegetarinism is REAL!

And though of significant fail…

]]> By: revocat http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-222964 revocat Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:02:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-222964 ummm actually i am a satanist and i do not worship the devil ummm actually i am a satanist and i do not worship the devil

]]> By: Saffie http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-203817 Saffie Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:02:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-203817 Hi neon Just to point out, the Satanism article is from the South of Johannesburg, a rather large city in a country called SOUTH AFRICA. If you're having trouble finding that one of the map, I'll help you out, its right on the southern (thats the bottom) bit of Africa (that the big pice of land in the middle of most global maps. So, as you can see, the article had nothing to do with America at all. I just hate what arrognat things you Americans are, not everthing is about you..... Hi neon

Just to point out, the Satanism article is from the South of Johannesburg, a rather large city in a country called SOUTH AFRICA. If you’re having trouble finding that one of the map, I’ll help you out, its right on the southern (thats the bottom) bit of Africa (that the big pice of land in the middle of most global maps. So, as you can see, the article had nothing to do with America at all.

I just hate what arrognat things you Americans are, not everthing is about you…..

]]> By: yubel http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-172493 yubel Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:45:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-172493 Good news everyone! I'm sending you on a deliver from which you may never return! Well, I'll get the ship started... Good news everyone! I’m sending you on a deliver from which you may never return! Well, I’ll get the ship started…

]]> By: Gary http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-148649 Gary Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:06:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-148649 LOLZ! I remember that one! LOLZ! I remember that one!

]]> By: J http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-148215 J Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:57:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-148215 "...sterotyping satanists and if your going to do that then... you're = you are your does not “…sterotyping satanists and if your going to do that then…

you’re = you are

your does not

]]> By: vgmaster831 http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-132650 vgmaster831 Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:31:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-132650 There just aren't anymore linenists are there, I can't even find a nice place to worship near me. There just aren’t anymore linenists are there, I can’t even find a nice place to worship near me.

]]> By: Rajesh http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-129482 Rajesh Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:11:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-129482 O rly?AWESUME WeWeWEeeeeee Also, HAIL SATAN O rly?AWESUME WeWeWEeeeeee
Also, HAIL SATAN

]]> By: David http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-126840 David Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:17:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-126840 Your view of the universe totally eliminates the universe. FAIL. That is not what LaVey wrote, Professor. Your view of the universe totally eliminates the universe. FAIL.

That is not what LaVey wrote, Professor.

]]> By: David http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-126837 David Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:14:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-126837 Dogma is simple opinion. One is not hurting anything by critizing. In fact, itès good, as theyère taking an interest in the world and the growth of civilization. The problem comes when religion becomes law, or a reason to hurt someone. Dogma is simple opinion. One is not hurting anything by critizing. In fact, itès good, as theyère taking an interest in the world and the growth of civilization. The problem comes when religion becomes law, or a reason to hurt someone.

]]> By: David http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-126836 David Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:12:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-126836 Oh but it does reflect the belief - if only you are a person who is aware of the meanings behind meanings. But the book, The Satanic Bible, explains it all to a satisfying degree. Though it does not make clear the argument of purity VS carnality. Which is to say, ask a Muslim or Christian who holds their scriptures in their hearts, say a fundie or close, and youèll see that their idea of purity, being close to God, the truth is direct opposition to human nature. Human nature being the road to Iblis, or Satan and hell. Oh but it does reflect the belief – if only you are a person who is aware of the meanings behind meanings. But the book, The Satanic Bible, explains it all to a satisfying degree. Though it does not make clear the argument of purity VS carnality. Which is to say, ask a Muslim or Christian who holds their scriptures in their hearts, say a fundie or close, and youèll see that their idea of purity, being close to God, the truth is direct opposition to human nature. Human nature being the road to Iblis, or Satan and hell.

]]> By: David http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-126825 David Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:06:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-126825 The name isnèt a problem. It keeps the slower people you would not want to associate with at a distance. The name isnèt a problem. It keeps the slower people you would not want to associate with at a distance.

]]> By: David http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-126822 David Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:04:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-126822 Completely understandable to assume that if only for a short time. After all, fictitious Christian propaganda was made to be believed. That said, I am NOT gentle! Not all the time. Which is rather one of the main points. Sheep are gentle, people are deeper than this. Completely understandable to assume that if only for a short time. After all, fictitious Christian propaganda was made to be believed.

That said, I am NOT gentle! Not all the time. Which is rather one of the main points. Sheep are gentle, people are deeper than this.

]]> By: fuzz http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-125771 fuzz Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:47:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-125771 lol lol

]]> By: Lawdallmaiti http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124825 Lawdallmaiti Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:34:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124825 Pointing-out-creepy-innuendo--WIN Pointing-out-creepy-innuendo–WIN

]]> By: olm http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124824 olm Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:32:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124824 No, Lucifer is not in the bible. Not the original one. Only the King James version has the name "Lucifer," changing what was a passage to a babylonian king to a fallen angel. The babylonian king was named after the planet "Venus," which was believed to be the "Heralder of the sun." Lucifer is latin. Why would latin be in a hebrew/greek bible? http://www.lds-mormon.com/lucifer.shtml A small referrence, and I'm not mormon. It just covers in full what I have researched, overall. If you don't find it creditable, I'd suggest researching it in full on your own.. actually I suggest that, anyways. And Thiefree is right. "HaSatan(The accuser)" is more so the angel in opposition of God. This was not ment to be offensive, but rather informative. No, Lucifer is not in the bible. Not the original one. Only the King James version has the name “Lucifer,” changing what was a passage to a babylonian king to a fallen angel. The babylonian king was named after the planet “Venus,” which was believed to be the “Heralder of the sun.”

Lucifer is latin. Why would latin be in a hebrew/greek bible?

http://www.lds-mormon.com/lucifer.shtml

A small referrence, and I’m not mormon. It just covers in full what I have researched, overall. If you don’t find it creditable, I’d suggest researching it in full on your own.. actually I suggest that, anyways. And Thiefree is right. “HaSatan(The accuser)” is more so the angel in opposition of God.

This was not ment to be offensive, but rather informative.

]]> By: MLD http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124823 MLD Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:31:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124823 GOOD NEWS: Satanism is real! (ie, it's good news that satanism is real) GOOD NEWS: Satanism is real! (ie, it’s good news that satanism is real)

]]> By: MLD http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124822 MLD Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:29:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124822 You caught it too, eh? You caught it too, eh?

]]> By: Lawdallmaiti http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124820 Lawdallmaiti Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:24:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124820 Backing-up-funny-comment-with-proper-facts-to-point-out-pun--WIN Backing-up-funny-comment-with-proper-facts-to-point-out-pun–WIN

]]> By: slythwolf http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124707 slythwolf Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:53:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124707 ...I love you. …I love you.

]]> By: Thiefree http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124209 Thiefree Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:12:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124209 That's quite a sweeping generalisation for such a tolerant person to make! That’s quite a sweeping generalisation for such a tolerant person to make!

]]> By: Blackup http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-124170 Blackup Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:36:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-124170 Win, actually. Neon tells the truth from EXPERIENCE, not European Jealousy Europeans know so little about the US, it's actually pretty hilarious when they say the civil war was between black people and white people (All the German Exchange students in my 9th grade year said that.) Win, actually.
Neon tells the truth from EXPERIENCE, not European Jealousy

Europeans know so little about the US, it’s actually pretty hilarious when they say the civil war was between black people and white people (All the German Exchange students in my 9th grade year said that.)

]]> By: Macavity http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123945 Macavity Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:30:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123945 Would 'everywhere' include a private room? I'm running out of curtains here o.o Would ‘everywhere’ include a private room? I’m running out of curtains here o.o

]]> By: Macavity http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123941 Macavity Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:28:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123941 Would 'everywhere' include a private room? I'm running out of curtains here >.> Would ‘everywhere’ include a private room? I’m running out of curtains here >.>

]]> By: Idiot Box http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123937 Idiot Box Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:04:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123937 In which case the headline is a lie, so it isn't really news. And as they say, "No news is good news." So really, it all makes perfect sense.... In which case the headline is a lie, so it isn’t really news. And as they say, “No news is good news.”
So really, it all makes perfect sense….

]]> By: rojukene http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123930 rojukene Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:28:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123930 Nope, I am able to make my point *very* clear before it comes to this. Nope, I am able to make my point *very* clear before it comes to this.

]]> By: crimshaid http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123900 crimshaid Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:12:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123900 What would someone talk about on an atheist radio show? "Gee, I sure am glad that there is no God to speak of. How's the garden, Phil?" What would someone talk about on an atheist radio show?
“Gee, I sure am glad that there is no God to speak of. How’s the garden, Phil?”

]]> By: crimshaid http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123897 crimshaid Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:09:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123897 Also, it originates as "shaitan" which is Arabic for enemy. Also, it originates as “shaitan” which is Arabic for enemy.

]]> By: crimshaid http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123894 crimshaid Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:05:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123894 What exactly is the Shroud of Turin made of again? What exactly is the Shroud of Turin made of again?

]]> By: Powerbeef http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123711 Powerbeef Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:36:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123711 this is fail hoooow? this is fail hoooow?

]]> By: TMI Service http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123643 TMI Service Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:52:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123643 arguments based on the foundation of humanly constructed rationales to explain the nature of a "G-d" that is prior to all constructed reason = fail arguments based on the foundation of humanly constructed rationales to explain the nature of a “G-d” that is prior to all constructed reason = fail

]]> By: Tom Trifik http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123637 Tom Trifik Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:48:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123637 If you really want to know, just ask the next Muslim you meet, "So, tell me, is it true that you no longer are eating babies?" If you really want to know, just ask the next Muslim you meet,

“So, tell me, is it true that you no longer are eating babies?”

]]> By: spazmataz http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123622 spazmataz Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:26:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123622 Bitter personal experience? Bitter personal experience?

]]> By: spazmataz http://failblog.org/2008/10/03/good-news-fail/#comment-123619 spazmataz Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:24:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=6221#comment-123619 My sign is: "Keep back from the platform edge (or you may get sucked off)" My sign is:

“Keep back from the platform edge (or you may get sucked off)”

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