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FIRST! it is the good news!
No its not.
You’re bad news.
It in deed is good news, because now we get to beat one you for leaving stupid comments NOW THAT’S GOOD NEWS!
*on*
stupid comment fail
I’m so happy…
… that satanism is REAL!
Satinism!
As a religion, that would probably make more sense than most major religions.
Worshipping a fabric, it’s the future!
I used to be a satinist, but i converted to cottonism … it breathes better.
As did I. I used to be a velvetist, but saw the light during a nap.
I’m all about Cashmere Tantra. तन्त्र
(The etymology of “tantra,” by the way, includes associations with “weaving, texture, loom, fabric” — in other words, Cashmere Tantra is REAL.)
Cottonism is the way forward. All these new ‘Polyesterists’ are just so fake.
Cotton is, after all, the fabric of our lives.
If you live in the Southern States, yeah.
–in other news–
I hate what ignorant fucks we Americans are. Europeans know so much
about us, which Loz reminded me is a fact that is repeatedly pointed out
by intelligent non-Americans almost daily even in such a trivial forum
as Failblog, while most Americans can’t differentiate between Spain and
France on a map, if they can find either. What a failure our schools are.
/rant
Wow! Generalization fail.
Dixie = the North’s suburb.
now you’re just whistlin’ out your Yankee ass
It’s been nice to see the Spandex Cult numbers shrinking over the last 20 years.
And the Spandau Ballet fan club numbers…
HAIL SATIN!!!
i am a silkist myself, alwats have been. my parents were burlapists….*shudders*
ITS almOst as BaD as DOuChebagS who GRade othEr peoPla’s GrAmmer and MecHaNics On FAilBloG!
comment placement fail:(
What I want to know is….where is “fake pob”? Come on, lurkers, somebody get on this!
I wonder why this person admires me enough to try to emulate me.
What have I done to deserve such adulation?!
*produces list of m’lady’s admirable qualities*
This may take a while. You may want get a beverage, find a comfortable seat…
I have a cup of tea and a mango smoothie. And a right mind to change my name to ‘fake pob’.
Flattery will get you everywhere, m’lady.
IT’S*
peoPle’s*
GrAmmar*
i guess that would make it a fail minus.
… or some kind of Polyesterism.
*high-five*
Worshipping a fabric? That would certainly give new meaning to the phrase “man of the cloth”!
A friend of mine is a Satanist. And they are really gentle people. But due to some nutcases who call themselves Satanists and due to the Christian Crusade, everybody thinks they worship the devil.
Christianity is Real, would be a good news fail
LOL
Roffle
lol amen
Yeah, those Satanists who worship the devil are almost as annoying as those Christians who believe in god…
Most organized religion (or non-organized for that matter) is annoying.
Say brother, have you heard the good news about ceiling cat?
Not today, thanks. *closes door in Ryan’s face*
Excuse me ma’am, can I tell you about the special joy that basement cat brings into your life?
Oh, go on then. Since you asked so nicely
Come on in, I’ll make a pot of tea.
Ahahaha you fool. Now you have let the cat into your house it
will not leave. It will climb the curtains of your body and demand
the milk of your soul!
The cat came back the very next day…
/me loves that song
By the way, most Satanists actually do NOT worship Satan, if we’re talking about the LaVey sect. Belief in the existence of God or Satan is irrelevant. If you’d read the Satanic Bible, you’d see that the major principles put down there apply to most people nowadays. It teaches that the most important person is yourself, you should love and protect those who are important to you and that animals and kids are to be protected.
Doesn’t sound bad to me…
the problem is in the name though, cristians here satanism and assume it has to do with the person satan not the original meaning of the word (bible vesrion) being one who thinks them selves above God.
No, Satan is Hebrew for ‘accuser’. It originated in the Abrahamic faiths to refer to an angel of God.
And Lucifer means “light-bringer” or something to that effect. And (according to the bible) was an angel.
No, I haven’t yet read all the comments. If this is a repeat, my apologies.
No, satan is santa for the hard of spelling. He was invented by Coca-Cola to distract from their worldwide evil doings.
Heheh .. I actually was given a book about the evils of Santa, when I was a child. And I remember they sued the same point to argue their side satan = anagram Santa.
Then call yourself an Atheist. At least the name would reflect the belief.
lets face it though, most, not all but most, satanist are also attention whores, so the negitive conotation that comes with being a satanist is just icing on the cake.
Fine, but then don’t complain that people are misunderstanding your faith.
not mine, i am an Atheist. i just have studied thology.
Sorry, I didn’t mean you personally.
Theology Studies Fail
Where do you get ‘most satanists are attention whores’ from? You know them all personally?
Generalisation uber-fail.
I know quite a few actually, you would be surprised what you can learn if you just talk to people. it is no worse then the athiest that have athiest talk radio. they want to be recognized for what they are.
That doesn’t change the fact that you made a ridiculous generalisation.
And what’s wrong with having an atheist talk radio or wanting to be recognised for what you are?
i didn’t say there was anything wrong with it, but what is the difference between pushing no faith and pushing faith. the athiests tlak show makes no sence to me, people gather together to tell people that have faith that theyare wrong for it. i know it is no worse then a cristian saying they are wrong for thier lack of faith, or yelling at the jewish faith for not acknowleging christ. the whole point is that we all want to be recognized and not outcast for it
If that is what ‘atheist talk shows’ do, then I agree that is pointless.
We don’t have such things here so I assumed it was more of a general atheist debate, not a conversion attempt.
Human religiousness (and anti-religiousness) get way off track in a hurry when it is presumed that religion is primarily about metaphysical “beliefs.”
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“Religion” means “reconnection.” And healthy connection with life’s wonder and beauty is a matter of practices and experiences. The poetics of expressing those more-fundamental-than-words experiences easily run into all kinds of misunderstanding and bigoted dogma when those expressions are taken as literal, rather than an art form.
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Healthy religion is a form of humble honesty. Dogma is a form of arrogant closed-mindedness.