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OMG I’m not the first to comment!
i am.
hockey players are so damn woofy
)
Ok, what does “woofy” mean? I haven’t heard that one before.
” Woofy \Woof”y\, a.
Having a close texture; dense; as, a woofy cloud.”
So.. yeah.
We interrupt this ProbablyAwesome conversation to point out that FailBlog has apparently instituted a new measure to allow a greater number of posts per Fail. Note the option above for having multiple pages per fail or “view all” (underneath the “___ Failures in Communication”" line).
Wow, this place has good “Serice”.
why so serice, dileTAUNT? :[
You spell one of your own names incorrectly, YOU PAY
You turn on me with that witty pretty comeback of yours, and YOU POKE
… once I turn you on, that is, and you turn on your back, that is witty pretty to me.
ugly like dogs? sexy like you woof at them? i have no clue…
Bear gay-subculture slang.
those wierdos all have the same ugly beard.
WTF! That can’t be true! :O
I don’t know what’s true anymore :’(
I’LL TAKE BOTH PILLS DANG NABBIT!
Neo, calm down.
Mr Smith would like to see you. All ten billion of him.
I lol’d
It IS a laughable movie…
Still, I think that Chuck Norris did a great performance in it.
You said it!
Well, obviously! Who do you think said it?!
HI, SotB! Good to see you again.
*starts pouring drinks*
Give him a big drink, he got this much cooler the other day.
Well I liked it……
My thoughts exactly, I call photoshop!!!1
You can’t call photoshop on a video!
LOL @ you
Actually that is true. The Spokane Chiefs. Everyone is still kind of pissed about it here.
Correctamundo
Memorial Cup 2008 for those who want to look it up.
In soviet russia first comment posts YOU!
LOL DE DE DEE!!!!!
PHIRST
Phail
YAY FIRST!
congrats, you’re gay !
No no no. We’ve all been ghey for quite some time now. I’m surprised no-one told you.
Being first makes you gay?
Yep, they’re always the first people to ‘Come-Out’ to their parents.
*masturbates*
Flail
Flog!
Abbrev. of Failblog?
No, it means to sell.
No, it means to whip or lash with a leather strap. Here, let me demonstrate on you.
Flaggle!
3rd wooot!!!
well, that was kind of funny…
BUTTERFINGERS!!!
*snickers*
*mars*
*cadbury* oops, sorry, we are on recall
fake Chineese milk and all
Really? Oh crap…
Jackass
Well, we seem to have our Three Musketeers gathered together.
Das ist wunderbar.
A wonder beyond all recognition as a candy reference.
Well, I tried. I didn’t think Wunderbar was too obscure… and I was hoping people knew it meant wonderful in German.
All ist klar, Herr Kommissar — my bad. I’d not heard of the Cadbury Wunderbar before, und ich habe eine fubar gemacht.
those are on recall too
no Cadbury for you
But Cadbury for me!!
Aren’t the Cadbury products sold in North America safe?
Dunno, but it don’t affect me!!
*is happy*
I really don’t have the whole story, but considering almost all things sold in US are imported from China, I wouldn’t trust it.
waaaiiiiiittt…. I thought (yes, I know, that means auto-fail) Cadbury was and English company??? Anyone??? Since when are they chinese?
Lets all enjoy American chocolate, like Feces peanut butter cups (also made in China).
Cadbury is British… that doesn’t mean they’re all made in Britain.
Ahh, my mistake, another ignorant American trick, intermixing English and British… Please, Mistress, forgive me?
*grovels in apologetic fashion*
BUY FAIR TRADE CHOCOLATE!
/polemic demand
My point wasn’t about England/Britain… I was just pointing out that they aren’t all made in England/Britain. Out-sourcing?
Getting the point fail, on my part. Yup, pretty much everything is made in China/Korea/Taiwan/Mexico. Even these letters were manufactured in China, then shipped to the United States for assembly. I hope they’re not tainted, though.
It’s ok, I should’ve emphasised the word “is”.
But I did enjoy being called ‘mistress’
Your kinky side is showing. Again.
marsturbates? That’s interresting!
how do you think they get those cream fillings?
Only if you’ve been interred.
Two trophy win?
Two pieces, one cup.
That should not be nearly as funny as it is.
oh, but it is…..and nasty at that
Two faeces, one cup
An ice hockey trophy that can’t be dropped on ice without falling apart. Good.
actually it broke in his hands. He never dropped the top part of it.
Ok, so he broke it, nic emove ^^
In Soviet Russia, the trophy breaks YOU!
You’re right — the guy grabbed his cup the wrong way.
*covers his crotch again*
I hope HE’S wearing a cup, as there will be two girls noticing he’s doing it wrong.
Afraid he’ll grab your cup, too?
I warned you….*deletes*
And they never let “Butterfingers” carry ANYTHING important again.
Although this did shed light on his children’s scholastic abilities.
Butterfingers? If you watch it just like snaps in half, he didn’t drop it.
Non-Structurally sound trophy fail!
If you watch carefully, he dropped it because it broke in his hand. Looks like ECHL, cheap bastards.
It’s the Memorial Cup (CHL championship for the top WHL, OHL and QMJHL teams), and those are the Spokane Chiefs.
Not the Spokane Cheaps? Oh, no, wait. That was the NHL for supplying such a crap trophy.
That wasn’t the actual trophy. it was a replica.
That wasn’t a replica, neither was it an actual box.
It also wasn’t the NHL.
And it wasn’t the NHL, either.
LOOOL. Trophy construction FAIL!
They sure don’t make trophy’s like they used to!
trophies? that looks better….
Trophies? That looks better.
the possessive of trophies that look better — you mean wives?
Hooray for trophy wives!
*wants*
Hooray for Russian mail order brides!
*wants*
Hooray for 11-year-old Filipino boys!
*wants*
Trophy’s what? Don’t leave us hanging like that!
Must have bought that one from Walmart…
China reproductions look nicer..
MADE IN TAIWAN.
just not their milk
They might look nicer, Dropt, but do we have enough room on the planet for all those reproductions of China?
*wants trophy house-husband*
Hey! You snatched my phrase!
fail video
Just before he dropped it, I swore I heard him say “First!”
Lol.
I was at that game. It was definitely funny.
Better than uncertainly funny, that can be pretty uncertain.
Huh?
don’t ask…
So was danger girl sitting next to K?
…don’t tell
Awful trophy suicide WIN !
At least it’s easier to store that way.
How?
… it’s in two parts… two considerably smaller parts…. two parts which can easily fit into a draw… get my drift(wood)?
I think it floated over their jetsam.
Roffle!
Or, maybe they just couldn’t sea it through the weeds.
I that it? Over there, bayou?
Nah, it’s sitting on the dock of the bay.
Are you shore? I thought I saw it in a boat being gently rowed down the stream.
Merrily?
No it looked sober to me.
Because life is but a dream.
I can’t see the point in continuing this, canoe?
Don’t be so dingy, or I might punt you.
This thread really floats my boat!!!
*gives stern look to all*
*Bow*
The mall is having a sail, so shall we go aft-er dinner?
Oar not.
I could use a glass of port. Or three.
*pours port for Avis*
*turns on the boom box*
Let’s be careful knot to wake the neighbors, okay?
Boom box!
Is the sun over the yardarm already?
Seriously?? That’s how I learned what time it was ok to start drinking?
!! (add) subtract ?
You have my undivided attention.
*piers around*
I don’t sea it!
O-cean you sea, by the dawn’s early light…
Nope, still too dark to see.
*waves* It’s over here, by the bar.
No, you’re another it.
*tags Dan*
Now YOU’RE it!!
*runs away*
Is this where the EST seminar is meeting?
I don’t think this is really a trophy fail. Most trophies would probably break if you dropped them onto ice like that. It’s more of a “Trophy Holding Fail.”
broke before it fell, watch again
Swing and a miss…
Wow…i had never seen that before…what a dumb ass!!!
http://mylifeiscrap.com
Does nobody else think this is a poor fail? WOW! A broken trophy! maybe im missing something…..or maybe this is just a video with a trophy breaking…either way, we’re all going to die so lets all masturbate together and sing rod stewart.
*masturbates*
well, i wouldn’t go that far, but i agree. This wasn’t all that funny. ah well
Maybe you had to have been there. Then it would have been funny. And why didn’t his teammates laugh!
It was funny but it didn’t have any comedic staying power.
You’re girlfriend says you have comedic staying power.
“Your”…. shit.
Your grandma says you’re your own grandpa.
Well, at least you got “‘Your’….shit” together finally!
Kaopectate win!
Wait, you’ve heard of…?
I’m sitting here, holding my sides, laughing.
Well right now, yes (having given blood not long ago) I can barely stand up without almost passing out.
You, on the other hand, were just born that way and will die that way.
(and have no excuse)
i’ll testify to your incredible unlaughable, far from comedic staying power, Goronzola. Tell mr. wish he could even get girls to look at him Killerwit to jut go back to playing with himself.
him Killerwit to jut? Out?
i bet him do a cute angle sexin’ jut ’round a sweet danish
Which Rod Stewert song?
Forever FAIL, he has a huhnschitt.
cicili, given the reference to Angles, Saxons, Jutes, and Danes — I’m going with the Rod’s album, “[North] Atlantic Crossing”
Forever Sucks.
Schnitt! *hides*
Well, I’m not gonna kill however many people just for good sex.
Heck, 1 bag of blood could save at least 20 babies.
On the other hand necrophiliacs will
*pins an “I AM A HERO!” button on Gorgonzola*
Someone else’s blood saved my life once. You done good.
What a dumb ass!!!
http://mylifeiscrap.com
I saw no donkey
That’s because you were in the front.
Hee-haw like a donkey for me *queue dueling banjos*
HAHA epic win krabb.
You’re a quab.
You’ve clearly never been to Tijuana.
What team was that anyways? might have been a minor league nhl team for all i know…the names looked quite american
american? *fails*
I’m just saying i don’t think we’d get any canadian or russian players in the minor leagues when they can probably make it better in their own countries. Only the best make it to the nhl, that’s why there’s so many canadians
Most of the players are Canadian and are NHL hopefuls.
About 1/5 are American.
Some of them are on loan from an NHL team as they’re too young to be brought up and/or there isn’t room on the regular Minor League (AHL) team.
The league is the “WHL” or the Western Hockey League which is a sub-league of the Canadian Hockey League
Wow, my local MINOR LEAGUE team has Canadian players, some from Europe and other places, and even some Americans (shockingly even some a set of brothers from the area). I didn’t realize my team was so entrepreneurial in it’s recruitment. And we don’t even directly a border with Canada.
The term “minor” makes people make stupid assumptions apparently.
PS: Komets kick ass. Go team go and all that stuff.
Miss South Carolina?
*Fails*
It was the Spokane Chiefs winning the Memorial Cup (basically the Super Bowl for junior hockey (15-19 year olds)) in Kitchener, Ontario earlier this year. This poor guy got razzed about that for ages. There were some great send-ups on YouTube about it, and the close-up reactions on their faces are absolutely priceless.
And there have been funnier fails posted here before … this was “meh”
Let me guess… you were on the losing team?
These players are 15-19 years old??? wow… how did they get such bushy beards???
Spokane Chiefs
Fifty-eighth!
old fail
wow, congrats on the determination, I would never have botherd to count 58 comments
because you are unable to count to 58.
Now, now, we like abstract. Abstract is our friend. Retract your claws…. please?
thank you, Avis. I like you ‘we’ too.
*retracts* aaawww I is jus’ playin’
*retracts* aaawww I is jus playin’
*retracts claws* aaaw I was jus playin’
*retracts claws* aaww I was jus playin’
stop playin’ with the ‘Add comment’ button!
No, it just seems like a really lame waste of time to sit arround counting 85 comments.
Psst…abstract…the number count is at the top of the comments!
concrete abstract
Abstract numbers?
Wow, MR S.a.u.s.a.g.e, that was a seriosly good shot
*masturbates*
*sigh*
*sighs with Dropt*
When will you learn, sausage?
*shakes head*
don’t shake to rapidly, it may fall off…
Chinese trophy fail!
Chinese piracy wins!
Chinese milk fail.
LOL…glad that wasn’t a trophy I made
Cangrats! You and your team have won the fail trophy! now leave!
the frail trophy?
yes! ohh i see you got one
frail: easily broken or destroyed; fragile.
fail: see weirdo
Fail: See me
Win: See Mr. Burn of the Week
*Claps*
They make medication for that.
rofl! i love you
Yawn @ cliques.
They probably make a medication for you, too.
You’re right, Avis, they do… they are usually prescribed in boxes of 50, and have an unhealthily high lead content. The biggest problem, though is the sede effects- few users finish an entire course of the medication. More like one or two.
Sudden and acute lead poisoning?
So glad you followed that.
Just caught the spelling = side, not sede… lol
(Shootings won’t load below this level)
I’m still wondering what “cangrats” are.
You’ll get it when you work it out.
I’ve always preferred fresh grats to canned grats.
A type of rodent, perhaps?
Is it of an unusual size?
No…those are “conga rats”. “Cangrats” is something different.
Canned Grits, maybe, spoken with an accent?
*SNORK!*
I had exactly the same thought and was gonna post it next. Accent and all.
*high fives Shadow*
*high fives Dragon*
Great minds think alike.
He says with no hint of modesty.
Well, what’s the point of being modest about the truth?
None was needed.
She’s right, no modesty is needed if that’s the kind of image you want to portray. Each to their own.
DrDr, why are you so grumpy all the time?
Because if everyone was as cheerful as the clique, this blog would suck. This is FAIL Blog, pessimism and negativity are required.
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don’t like it any more than you…”
Cool Hand Dragon, is that you???
*tips hat to Paul Newman*
sounds intresting… how much does it cost?
I live in Spokane. This didn’t go over well (as you can tell from the crowd booing).
My Chiefs!
Now the trophy looks like their teeth! (I didn’t read the thread so this is probably the 1000th time someone said this. *shrugs*)
nope, you win the originality trophy today
Here you go. And here…and here.
Oh, and I dropped a piece of it back there…you can pick it up on your way to the locker room.
They sure won the Fail trophy.
Looks more like the Fail trophy won them!
They’re the CHAMPIONS of FAIL. Poor trophy. She was mishandled.
ya, they were holding it like the stanley cup, I dunno but it looks like this is probably not supposed to be held like that
I love how they just stand there looking around thinking: “well… what do we do now…?”
Oh… you meant the trophy… I thought for a minute there you were recalling the last time you exposed yourself to members of the opposite sex!
haha… opposite sex’s members…. I had an awkward high school experience
Isn’t High School, by very definition, an awkward experience???
Watching the movie/musical is.
LMAO
omfg!! so fu**ing funny!
Really? I didn’t think a magazine about meeting and facilities would be funny.
Its ok, he needs to do this to feel good about himself. I’m confident in my abilities as a man, so if it makes him feel a little better, its fine…
Maybe the republicans are right about net neutrality being a bad thing
stupid canadians
You happen to know where Spokane is, chief?
yeah, it’s on the sign between spanish and here.
Just stating my view on canadians, sir
Geography fail.
existence fail
If “I think, therefore I am” is the standard, you’re in trouble.
nah, it’s more of a “I don’t name myself after an animal, therefore my existence is worth existing”
meh
Funny, cause that’s an American team.
You = FAIL.
…hockey beards…
… bearded clam….
“hey, Jim…..we can fix that…right..?”
Of course Jim’ll Fix It!
thats what happens when amish people play hockey
An earlier TMI announcement alluding to the fact we now seem to have the option for multiple pages per Fail has apparently been delayed in being displayed, in the inscrutable wisdom of the FB gods. So here is another note to that effect, offered here towards the end, to bring it to your page-rapt attention. Looks like browsers which have difficulties displaying large numbers of posted comments will now have the option to view them on separate pages.
Did the problem occur using Firefox?
If it is only IE6 that has a problem, then PAH!
This is good, except for the fact that the linkies on the side of the page no longer work. But I’d sacrifice those to keep the threads open longer!
With the small exception that it makes it harder to follow the threads.
It really, really does, doesn’t it??
I only gave this a 1/5 because:
1.) The Stanley Cup has been passed around for ages. Something like this happening is inevitable.
2.) He picked it up and continued the celebration. He made the best of a bad situation. That is not a fail.
1) That is not the Stanley Cup.
2) The cup fails.
He did make the best of it, but it did make me giggle that they were waving the cup around above the base in the vain hope that it wouldn’t show in the photos.
Well, shows how much I know about hockey.
if you go the teams website, you can see them holding the cup to the top of the trophy and its still crooked! LOL
Failblog Design Fail – Does anyone else have a problem that, if you’re set to “view all” and you make a comment, it reverts back to page 1? Very annoying!
I’m not having that problem, but I AM having a hell of a time finding the new comments.
Me too! I do not like this new format. I appreciate that the FB powers that be are trying to make this site work better. And that more often than not, this means things will go wrong. But, please, for the love of god, there has to be a better way!!
Maybe give us more fails to fill! That might help!
wow that was an epic fail
wtf
Heh, here, YOU take the heavy part, Imma keep this here GOLDEN GOBLET for mahself! w00t! ^_^
“Drunken rednecks on skates break expensive trophy. News at 11.”
Player FAIL
Artificial Ice WIN
OOOOOPS! You Broke It!
lol! at first, he was like oh, shit… and then he picked it up and was like W00T all over again XD
dumb ass
Lawl … oop.
they played “2 girls 1 cup” for too long…
Haha, that was a nice one for sure!
LOL
QUICK! SOMONE GET THE CRAZY GLUE!
Shit happens… lol
stupid Canadians.
It’s an American team, dumbass.
Maybe they should try curling instead. It would have been funnier if he droped it on the other guy’s head. Nice job stupid.
HAHA! Now you got two throphies!
Spokane is in eastern Washington state. Not Canada. My poor chiefs!!!
Looks like the trophy doesn’t want to go to the winning team. Ho! Ho!
That’s so sad for the hockey players. What a let-down.
LMFAO ===========d
“…….WHOOOOO!” XD
two trophies are better than one…