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Cheezburger Network Blog
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olololololololo I´m t3h first xDDDDDD I hate people like you.
Me Too.
i prefer my nuts to be perfectly clear.
ha that made me lol harder than the actual post.
this is such a fake. the black letters are OBVIOUSLY photoshopped
Shutup.
you’re not even looking at the black ones just te orange
This is not a Fail. Pine nuts are not nuts (well, not the ones people generally have allergies to), The recipe is “Toasted Pine nuts” so there are no “Nuts” again. The Ingredients could have been contaminated with “Real Nuts” on the production line, Which is what the Second statement is trying to say.
True true.
Yeah, that makes it *much* clearer
Thanks for enlightening to all of us. Thanks for replying your initial “first” post. You can now go ahead with your “save the world” plan and move to the next internet blog.
Pine nuts aren’t nuts. Anyone who is allergic to nuts knows this.
peanuts aren’t nuts either. i used to look at failblog on the school computers but they filtered it :{
probably because of parenting fails
At least they dont have butt water in them
so THATS what butt plugs are used for! to stop butt water from leaking down the drain
Butt water?
Maybe you should go see a doctor about that
Nah, his mom probably likes it.
Aww duuuude too far thats as bad as 2g1c…
you care way too much about this…..
It’s ok though… It offsets the amount I care about this.
YOU are nuts.
Comment fail. Pine nuts do trigger anaphylactic shock in those with “tree nut” allergies. (vs. slightly more common “peanut” allergies, peanuts are legumes)
Whatever it is that you said wasn’t funny and is therefore irrelevant.
Obama/Biden 08
Me/Palin 69
O hai McCain! You Fail XD.
Only the large children don’t choke on nuts.
Unless they’re large nuts.
Meaning anyone but you?
In soviet russia nuts actually choke on children.
Fertility fail!
In Soviet Russia fail fertilizes you.
Does that mean that all the children of previous mentioned fail will, in turn, be failures?
Why is no one ever concerned about the adults that can choke on nuts?
third!! yay!
What was that? I’m a bit hard of hearing, so was that third or turd?
No, turd was first!
So they remain a mystery.
I wonder if China is going to be doing this with their food labeling now? “Can not guarantee melamine free”
The list of toxins would be too long.
They can just write “cannot guarantee poison free. This product might kill you. If you’re dead already, it won’t matter”.
I’ve got to leave someday- buying imported dairy products in China will bankrupt me sooner or later.
I prefer no ambiguity when it comes to my nuts.
The mind boggles.
*boggles mind*
The mind wobbles.
They wind bobbles.
The elf cobbles.
The milf gobbles
The turkey gobbles.
The granny hobbles.
The cookie crumbles.
The bee bumbles.
The drunkard mumbles.
the stomach rumbles
the quarterback fumbles
The coach grumbles
The Idiot Tumbles
The toddler stumbles.
(For you, Loz!)
the swallower gargles
My cat meows.
the failure humbles.
The seamstress thumbles
the greasers rumble
the thunder rumbles
The slumber mumbles.
How appropriate, dragon
*snickers*
*mars*
*Deep-fried mars?*
*Deep-Fried Yorkie?*
“Deep-Fried Dachshund”
Not for nothing, but, I had a deep fried Mars bar from the original fish and chip store, while I was in Scotland last month
yummm!
We need the candy version of a TurDuckEn… A mini-snickers inside a 3 Musketeers, inside a twinkie, deep fried with an Oreo coating, then frosted.
I think I developed a heart condition just reading that, but it sounds soooo good… *drools*
Win #1: You know what a TurDuckEn is.
Win #2: Your recipe. Mmmmmm!
You sir win the ultimate dessert contest. *presents lifetime supply of insulin*
*sticks tongue out at Loz*
*places “The Ultimate Candy Bar ™” on Dragon’s tongue*
MMMmmmmm! Tasty!!
nom nom nom nom!
*prepares dragon’s grave, with a tear in her eye*
*wipes Loz’s tears* there there now…. *pats her on the head*
NOOOOO! Sir Dydimus is gonna fry my doggie!!!! No, really,
I own a Dauchand
Weebles Wobble
mc hawking is like a weeble he may wobble but he won’t fall down
Mc Hawking…. a wheelchair bound insanely smart corporate clown icon?
What, you didn’t know that Stephen Hawking performs hard core gangster rap on the side? Check out his songs such as “F**k the Creationists,” “E=MC Hawking,” and “Entropy.” Seriously, mchawking.com, check it out. (No, it isn’t really Stephen Hawking, but it is seriously funny anyways, and, you know, they use the same exact voice synthesizer so it sounds just like him.)
Apparently they’re not suitable for small children, you should really stop feeding them to those kids. And take off those gloves…
Ok, if you stop climbing up those ladders, they don’t look too safe, dammit!
get away from that cherub statue!
;(
Well, this day’s a total failure.
Ah nuts.
give me ambiguity or give me something else
I like my nuts to be completely understood by
anyone who would like to put them in their mouth.
E.g. Nobody
Gorgonzola….
E.g. Nobody… But your mother.
Truly understanding one’s self is a daunting but noble task.
So, just to clarify. This product may or may not contain nuts or may or may not have been in contact with equipment that may or may not have been in contact with nuts. And furthermore, these nuts are not suitable for small children who ‘can’ choke on nuts, which would mean they are suitable for children who cannot choke on nuts. It has yet to be determined if these nuts may or may not be suitable for small children who may or may not choke on nuts. I hope this clarifies the situation.
I should not have tried to read this post without my first cup of coffee.
Couldn’t be clearer. I hope this helps those with allergies and / or The Riddler.
you said nuts.
lololol.
CHOKE ON MY NUTS MOFOKERR!!
This is nuts
Agreed.
They would, of course, be more correct to use the term:
“May contain seeds”
but the ambiguity of may/may not having seeds is so emasculating
*emaculates*
*masticates*
*extricates*
*procrastinates*
*Vacates*
*circumnavigates*
*fornicates*
*replicates*
*undulates*
*oscillates*
*permeates *
*masturbates*
*masturbates*
*reciprocates*
*remasturbates*
*confederates*
*soviates*
*satiates*
*vacillate*
*eightyeights*
*copulates*
*defenestrates*
*duplicates*
Perhaps the clarity comes from anatomical understanding… The seeds are inside the nuts, and some vigorous stimulation usually helps expel said seed. In some cases, on a christmas candle. Other times, gloves are needed to remove the young seeds. In any case, Pedobear approves!
Hi from germany!
Why do you always stamp this quotations at the pictures?
Do you think your guests are to dumb to find the fail themself?
Its done as a matter of clarity.
If you read some of the comments made for the guests, I am pretty sure you will be able to reply your own question
What hurts is that it’s true…
this is driving me nuts.
I was just reading an article on how long ago AIDS came up and about its genetics and this boggles my mind. My morning cheerios have failed me.
I think you logged onto the wrong site. Your blog is at medkidsterriblyinterestingthoughts.blogspot.yawn.
Oh, and I UNDERSTOOD COMPLETELY the article on AIDS. This is so bad on so many levels.
What’s so bad about being able to understand an article on AIDS?
that would make him overqualified for failblog.
TOTAL FAIL.
Caution: Not suitable for small children who can choke on nuts
Apperantly, The Christmas Candle Fail paid no attention to this warrning.
Christmas Candle Fail was more about Nut JUICE than NUTS.
That just goes to show… dont choke on those nuts!
WIN in the category of overuse of the word “nuts”
Is he nuts?
big lol!
But should I eat this if I’m allergic to nuts, or might be?
5. You may open this package with a 4 piece screwdriver set.
4. Scream until Daddy shoves a nut down your throat.
3. Nuts/Death
2. If you are allergic to nuts and wasp stings, do not consume this product.
1. When we sell out of this product, please substitute David Seedless Sunflower Seeds.
Pedophile win?
it’s the sarah plain of fails. The bag has no clue where to go with it’s contents, just like sarah palin has no clue what’s coming out of her mouth
or who is coming in it.
I don’t think the nuts are IN the bag on this one.
total epic fail
Who likes to eat pine trees anyway?
You gotta love Tesco! Instead of “every little helps” the ads should say “Tesco: our product labelling talks out it’s arse!”
every line in this label is fail
Pine nuts are seeds and not nuts, so for someone with a nut allergy this package makes perfect sense.
My Mum brought a pack of nuts like these from Teaso a few days ago, and it said the same thing on it!
“Not suitable for small children who can choke on nuts”
a fail inside a fail, DOUBLE FAIL!
ITS FROM TESCO’SI KNOW BECAUSE I HAD SOME OF THEM NUTS!
You know what those kids can do?
Choke on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!
Happy Halloween!
YAY FIRST!!! *looks up* dammit!!!
Think you will find that there is no photoshop involved. Pine nuts are not indeed nuts. people who have nut alleries are extremely unlikely to be alergic to them unless they also have an allergy to pine nuts. thus they do not contain nuts. thus the package is not a fail.
this is just one of those WTF WTH moments
People are always choking on my nuts.