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olololololololo I´m t3h first xDDDDDD I hate people like you.
Me Too.
i prefer my nuts to be perfectly clear.
ha that made me lol harder than the actual post.
This is not a Fail. Pine nuts are not nuts (well, not the ones people generally have allergies to), The recipe is “Toasted Pine nuts” so there are no “Nuts” again. The Ingredients could have been contaminated with “Real Nuts” on the production line, Which is what the Second statement is trying to say.
True true.
Yeah, that makes it *much* clearer
Thanks for enlightening to all of us. Thanks for replying your initial “first” post. You can now go ahead with your “save the world” plan and move to the next internet blog.
Pine nuts aren’t nuts. Anyone who is allergic to nuts knows this.
At least they dont have butt water in them
so THATS what butt plugs are used for! to stop butt water from leaking down the drain
Butt water?
Maybe you should go see a doctor about that
Nah, his mom probably likes it.
Aww duuuude too far thats as bad as 2g1c…
you care way too much about this…..
It’s ok though… It offsets the amount I care about this.
YOU are nuts.
Comment fail. Pine nuts do trigger anaphylactic shock in those with “tree nut” allergies. (vs. slightly more common “peanut” allergies, peanuts are legumes)
Whatever it is that you said wasn’t funny and is therefore irrelevant.
Obama/Biden 08
Me/Palin 69
O hai McCain! You Fail XD.
Only the large children don’t choke on nuts.
Unless they’re large nuts.
Meaning anyone but you?
In soviet russia nuts actually choke on children.
Fertility fail!
In Soviet Russia fail fertilizes you.
Does that mean that all the children of previous mentioned fail will, in turn, be failures?
Why is no one ever concerned about the adults that can choke on nuts?
third!! yay!
What was that? I’m a bit hard of hearing, so was that third or turd?
No, turd was first!
So they remain a mystery.
I wonder if China is going to be doing this with their food labeling now? “Can not guarantee melamine free”
The list of toxins would be too long.
They can just write “cannot guarantee poison free. This product might kill you. If you’re dead already, it won’t matter”.
I’ve got to leave someday- buying imported dairy products in China will bankrupt me sooner or later.
I prefer no ambiguity when it comes to my nuts.
The mind boggles.
*boggles mind*
The mind wobbles.
They wind bobbles.
The elf cobbles.
The milf gobbles
The turkey gobbles.
The granny hobbles.
The cookie crumbles.
The bee bumbles.
The drunkard mumbles.
the stomach rumbles
the quarterback fumbles
The coach grumbles
The Idiot Tumbles
The toddler stumbles.
(For you, Loz!)
the swallower gargles
My cat meows.
the failure humbles.
The seamstress thumbles
the greasers rumble
the thunder rumbles
The slumber mumbles.
How appropriate, dragon
*snickers*
*mars*
*Deep-fried mars?*
*Deep-Fried Yorkie?*
“Deep-Fried Dachshund”
Not for nothing, but, I had a deep fried Mars bar from the original fish and chip store, while I was in Scotland last month
yummm!
We need the candy version of a TurDuckEn… A mini-snickers inside a 3 Musketeers, inside a twinkie, deep fried with an Oreo coating, then frosted.
I think I developed a heart condition just reading that, but it sounds soooo good… *drools*
Win #1: You know what a TurDuckEn is.
Win #2: Your recipe. Mmmmmm!