(… Three, Two, One, Pants-off)
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“Ground control to Peeping Tom, what’s taking you so long?”
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“I am floating round the dressing room
And the moon looks very different today …”
It was one of my first posts of the day. I figured I would start out talking about the fail. THEN I could move on to other things. Like not making any snse over on a different fail.
Come on, halibut-slap-happy — if you really must be on crusade against others’
typos et al., you should take more care with your posts.
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* Proper syntax would be “That brings up the question.”
* But that’s a pointless question, since the guy is at the beach and, it’s reasonable enough to assume, on holiday.
* And, as the fail title of the fail points out, he’s clearly in a changing room, not “inside a street banner.”
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If you’re going to be a silly ass, please find ways to show us your butt in a more entertaining manner.
Creepy leering dude:
“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.”
If you’ll notice, however, there’s another person in that tent. you can see an ear and some hair to the left of his leg (and no, it’s not his own head )
I think you’re seeing what you want to see. I zoomed in on it and there is no evidence of anybody else in there with him. No shadow, no nothing. Unless that little bit sticking out is a disembodied head, it is definitely not a person. Probably just his pants.
Sure did. I’m not afraid of seeing ass. I’ve seen lots of ass. I was sort of hoping I’d zoom in, and there would be Jambi from Peewee’s playhouse giving that dude some head. Jambi eventually got hands, so I bet his blow job giving skills skyrocketed at that point…
Greek mythology fail. Hades (the term refers interchangeably to the god and the land he lives in, for all you dimwits) is not actually that hot. It’s quite cold in some places, and overall it’s more dark and scary than hot. So a snowball’s chance in Hades… meh, 30-40%.
So if I say, “It’s raining cats and dogs” are you going to get all pedantic and explain to me that no, it really can’t be raining cats and dogs because rain is actually liquid precipitation that falls from the sky?
My point is…when people just “talk”, inaccuracies are not always “wrong”, and such “corrections” actually get in the way of people having “fun”.
And I have some extra quotation marks here if anyone needs them.
I’m just impressed by knowledge of Greek Mythology! I mean come on, their creation myth is that a woman had sex with a snake made of the North wind, laid an egg, and then the world hatched out of it. Bitchin’.
It’s all in the Popul Vuh! My favorite part is where the two twin brothers are playing a game of ball in the underworld, and they’re so noisy that the elder gods get all pissed off. So they cut off the boys’ heads and hang them from a gourd tree as a warning to others not to disturb the gods.
Sort of the ultimate, “GERROF MY LAWN!!”, isn’t it??
well, since we’re here on failblog, having none of the above, I have to agree with you. Another average day. Failing to fail at failing, with a side of failure.
Truly, unless the snowball was admitted to the Elysian Fields, it’s going to die of boredom anyway, taking it’s chances right back down to .0001%
One can only laugh at Sisyphus so long before he and his rock just get dull…
I’m trying to convince my husband to get cable, but so far he refuses.
I think I’ll sick the Graces on him.
Yes, my mistake. I was confused by the perspective – and thought at first it was a a ’sideview’ and not an ‘overhead view’. What i thought was an ear and hair is really the side of his foot !
“um… uh… natural gas molecules… and um… American oil in local politics can affect the um… natural ways of drilling a community in local economies…. and uh…. with the natural winds of change changing the change in the um…” – Sarah Phailin
The debates are at 6 PM PST, meaning 9 PM back east…. and I think that means sometime in August of 1973 for Ireland. I need to brush up on my timezones
Hi,
it is in Croatia, we’ve been there too. Funny thing is: when you go up the stairs that can be seen on the left side of the picture, there is a restaurant LOL
Ask Izzyboy. He zoomed in fantasizing about another person in the “street banner” changing room, so one can only ASSume he carefully inspected the said butt!
Also – I dont think ‘creepy leering dude’ is looking at anyone. The left and right side are two different pics (and they aren’t happening simultaneously). If you look at the bottom of the ‘tent’ on the left pic, there’s no feet or anything, so i think the ‘creep leering dude’ is just looking at an empy room – probably noting the fact that it’s not too private.
for all we know, ‘creeping leering dude’ and Butt-man could be one in the same!
Or tried to take a picture of his face using his ass as a camera, but didn’t notice he’d set the timer back to the time where his face remembered when it could see his butt.
maybe it’s the same guy, ’cause if you look closely at the first picture, you can’t see any of the supposed guy’s feet sticking out from under the booth… ?
Either way, Peeping Tom’s just “waiting for the wind”.
Be nice, he’s now the Butt of all the jokes and he’ll probably Crack up unless he gets to the Bottom of who photographed him. He’s probably been told to go to the Backside of town to work his Arse off.
omg. i dont know what’s worse:
Being the guy who’s changing
The guy who saw the guy changing
or The guy taking the pictures. (Damn you you sick pervert!)
No way!
Grrrrooooosssss!
If I wanted to see that I’m pretty sure I could have googled it.
*returns to cringing*
you tube my space and I will google your yahoo.
You going to do that with a hot mail?
and excite! someone?
Did you need some yelp with that?
*is still snickering at “google your yahoo”*
YAY! Friends!
*dogpiles*
GOATSe GOAATSe GOATSE GOATSe do u see it yet
i see^ a DUMBASs DUMBAASs DUMBASS DUMBASs
looks liek the guy in the changing room is making wind like the sign
ah an internet explorer ….
Just curious– the guy in the picture; would you consider him as(s) a hot male or just a hot-fail?
what the mother fuck? o_O
Gotta love sexual innuendoes.
Can you find an innuendo in “innuendo”?
butt-love joke?
Innuendo?
IN YOUR ENDO!
I YOUR endo!
In your endo…
In YOUR endo.
*attempts to masturbate sexual innuendo-emoticon like*
===} —*
Bloop!
In-your-endo
Statement fail since picture is not photoshopped, obviously.
So the man mooning has Invisi-Feet?
Okay
This fail is just fuKED.
Just plain FUKED!
Ewww…he has like a line of hair in his crack.
*Throws up in his mouth*
How’d you see that?!
*makes face in disgust*
He obviously has been zooming in
So that’s how curiosity killed the cat. It made the cat puke its guts out.
Zoom in?
o_O
Wtf is that line goin through his crack then?
I just thought it was hair.
Why are you even looking at it?
Good point there.
It’s called pubic hair, you’ll find out more in a few years I expect
Did you notice the sign to the unfortunate dudes left? Waiting for the WIND!!??
NO!! NO!!1! Iz NOT weht for teh wind!!!
And it looks like the guy to the left of the phrase “Waiting for the wind” is wincing from.. You know what.
I got hair on my
*Penis
*Balls
*Legs
*Armpits
*Face
*Head
*Checks ass*
Nope..none there.
>_<
When Loz said in a few years, she meant when you become mature enough to stop lighting your farts.
LOL
*throws up in Jurgen’s mouth too*
how did you manage to get it in his mouth?
Jurgen was looking up at the time.
*snerk*
not norway,
croatia!!!
Been there, too!
This is in my hometown
Baška Voda, Croatia
Tan line fail.
Peeping Tom situation win.
Why’s it gotta be Tom? What about Dick and Harry? Don’t they deserve respect too?
WHY YOUU!!1DON”T YOUUU DARERE QUESTYUINON MEEEE!F!!!!!GHHGAGGHFFF!111
No my friend, in this case it would be Derriere, wouldn’t it?
And, can you get me an application to join the Questy Union ??? I’m a proud Union member now, but I may want to join yours!
(… Three, Two, One, Pants-off)
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“Ground control to Peeping Tom, what’s taking you so long?”
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“I am floating round the dressing room
And the moon looks very different today …”
Sorry, no protien pills today before you put your helmet on, but you can get some from the candle a few posts back…
This is Peeping Tom to ground control; I’m looking through the hole – and they’re changing in the most a-peculiar ways!
protein*
*slaps Lunchbox with a shellacked halibut*
Better a halibut than a mackerel…
Are you two done codomizing each other?
nope, we’re going to see what else spawns from this thread!
They’re floundering for sure now!
No, I’m shore they will catch on sooner or later.
Is it time for some sole food?
Ahh! I see the tides are turning!! Must have something to do with that full moon.
Hey! My moon is NOT that full!
Umm…. I was referring to the fail. Your moon is, I’m sure, just fine.
/popcorn
OMG…you were referring to the FAIL?? I thought no one ever talks about the fails on these threads!
It was one of my first posts of the day. I figured I would start out talking about the fail. THEN I could move on to other things. Like not making any snse over on a different fail.
Yes. We need to get down to business before we can indulge in snslessness
Bsniness?
*clobbers self with halibut*
*watches intently, breathing heavily*
Ground control to Peeping Tom, your camera’s off – is there something wrong?
Can you hear me peeping Tom? Can you hear me peeping Tom?
Who knew David Bowie would be quoted for someone mooning.
Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in the best selling show
Is there life on the Moon?
If you have any sense of self preservation you will not use Harold and Richard diminutive names in such close proximity to each other.
Nice ass!
Theres another line in that picture that bothers me a lot more than the tan lines.
Waiting for the Wind? yuck
I don’t know whether I’m more disturbed by the man about to attempt Goatse or the man staring at him.
Creepy leering dude fail, Full Moon win!
Did you mean candle leering … oh, sorry, wrong holiday.
That brings into question, then, “which holiday is this one?” and furthermore, “a naked guy inside a street banner is a holiday for you?”
What other reason would you need for a holiday?
Come on, halibut-slap-happy — if you really must be on crusade against others’
typos et al., you should take more care with your posts.
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* Proper syntax would be “That brings up the question.”
* But that’s a pointless question, since the guy is at the beach and, it’s reasonable enough to assume, on holiday.
* And, as the fail title of the fail points out, he’s clearly in a changing room, not “inside a street banner.”
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If you’re going to be a silly ass, please find ways to show us your butt in a more entertaining manner.
Butt who says we want to see it?
No thank you, that butt was one butt too many for today.
You’re speaking British again!
My customary idiom was on vacation.
That’s ok, it’s kind of hot.
We should go to the beach … and get a changing room.
Creepy leering dude:
“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.”
uh-oh, the admiral has moved to Kansas.
The dude is obviously “waiting for the wind”…
The pictures were taken at different times… maybe there was a chick in there…
or someone was doing it with the dude.
Feet? Can you see feet?
Or maybe it was posed.
he’s definitely wating for the wind.
And he’s been waiting since the crack of dawn.
Hey! Dawn is my sister!
No wonder we all have morning wood.
I wouldn’t worry about her. Looks more like a Don than a Dawn up there.
Honest, it really wasn’t me. Must have been a Ron or a John.
Butt it was so convenient!
wind of….CHANGE???
wind of breaking the changing room space fabric time
just like the swiss
B3nd ov3r and you’ll show me a muon.
Bend over and I’ll show you a Mormon.
Lend over and I’ll show you a bank statement
^^ shows us he’s a moron
[sarcasm]HAHAHA! Nice! Didn’t think of that![/sarcasm]
^^once again.
Do you mean “^^ once again.”?
Not a bad butt!
If you’ll notice, however, there’s another person in that tent. you can see an ear and some hair to the left of his leg (and no, it’s not his own head
)
Perhaps that’s more than a ‘changing’ room?
I think you’re seeing what you want to see. I zoomed in on it and there is no evidence of anybody else in there with him. No shadow, no nothing. Unless that little bit sticking out is a disembodied head, it is definitely not a person. Probably just his pants.
Dude… you ZOOMED IN on that picture?
Sure did. I’m not afraid of seeing ass. I’ve seen lots of ass. I was sort of hoping I’d zoom in, and there would be Jambi from Peewee’s playhouse giving that dude some head. Jambi eventually got hands, so I bet his blow job giving skills skyrocketed at that point…
WTF pic are you looking at??? There is not a snowball’s chance in hades there’s someone else in there!
He must be going through porn withdrawal. Makes you start seeing porn everywhere.
Greek mythology fail. Hades (the term refers interchangeably to the god and the land he lives in, for all you dimwits) is not actually that hot. It’s quite cold in some places, and overall it’s more dark and scary than hot. So a snowball’s chance in Hades… meh, 30-40%.
… wow. *masturbates*
Oh, HONESTLY, Shadow! There is such a thing as a figure of speech!
*takes Avis’ halibut and soundly thwacks Shadow with it*
Yes, I know, it’s just, shouldn’t it be “snowball’s chance in hell”?
And ow!
So if I say, “It’s raining cats and dogs” are you going to get all pedantic and explain to me that no, it really can’t be raining cats and dogs because rain is actually liquid precipitation that falls from the sky?
My point is…when people just “talk”, inaccuracies are not always “wrong”, and such “corrections” actually get in the way of people having “fun”.
And I have some extra quotation marks here if anyone needs them.
*hugs Shadow*
You only “think” you have “extras.”
It’s raining dangerous chemicals that makes us see rainbows near the ground…
I knew it. It’s a conspiracy! This didn’t happen twenty years ago!
Psh… conspiracy theorists…
Not a snowball’s chance in Hades of that being true.
I’m just impressed by knowledge of Greek Mythology! I mean come on, their creation myth is that a woman had sex with a snake made of the North wind, laid an egg, and then the world hatched out of it. Bitchin’.
That’s a LOT more imaginative and fun that our creation myth, isn’t it??
My personal favorite creation myth comes from the Mayans.
Please expound. *waits for illumination*
It’s all in the Popul Vuh! My favorite part is where the two twin brothers are playing a game of ball in the underworld, and they’re so noisy that the elder gods get all pissed off. So they cut off the boys’ heads and hang them from a gourd tree as a warning to others not to disturb the gods.
Sort of the ultimate, “GERROF MY LAWN!!”, isn’t it??
Well you good always say its raining frogs! There are precedents for that “that” sort of thing. *borrows the extra quotes and places the haphazardly*
Do you think that ErickB might have a “medication” problem?
Well he did say “There is NOT a snowball’s chance in Hades”
wow, if we mix these two replies, you end up with porn and snowball(ing)… wouldn’t that belong on another blog?
Porn, snowballs, masturbation… I’d say it’s a pretty average day on failblog.
I almost forgot, imaginary blow jobs. Can’t forget the imaginary blow jobs.
well, since we’re here on failblog, having none of the above, I have to agree with you. Another average day. Failing to fail at failing, with a side of failure.
Are you speaking from personal experience? If so, can you kindly tell us how much Charon charged, so I can have proper change ready?
Everybody knows that — it’s obolus.
(Op3n your mouth, and I’ll show you where to put it.)
Truly, unless the snowball was admitted to the Elysian Fields, it’s going to die of boredom anyway, taking it’s chances right back down to .0001%
One can only laugh at Sisyphus so long before he and his rock just get dull…
I’m trying to convince my husband to get cable, but so far he refuses.
I think I’ll sick the Graces on him.
“its”, not “it’s” …
it’s = it is
its = belonging to it
it’s was correct.
Yes, my mistake. I was confused by the perspective – and thought at first it was a a ’sideview’ and not an ‘overhead view’. What i thought was an ear and hair is really the side of his foot !
Whoop!
puff puff pass, man.
what does that even mean? lol
Waiting for the winds of change.
You can smell it in the air…
Can you feel the fail tonight – Phail Collins
“um… uh… natural gas molecules… and um… American oil in local politics can affect the um… natural ways of drilling a community in local economies…. and uh…. with the natural winds of change changing the change in the um…” – Sarah Phailin
If we turned tonight’s debate into a drinking game, where every time she said “uh” we would all die of alcohol poisoning.
Oooh! I forgot that debate is on tonight. *checks tv listings*
*makes popcorn*
*hopes Loz knew what I meant up there*
Ahem, where if every time she says “uh”or “um” we would take drink, we would all be dead.
I knew what you meant… but I can’t quite make sense of your second comment.
Nevermind, my brain is elsewhere today.
Just today?
Yes.
Is it just me or should “(Comments wont nest below this level)” actually be “(Comments will not nest below this level)”?
Or “won’t”, yes. But this is FAILblog.
The debates are at 6 PM PST, meaning 9 PM back east…. and I think that means sometime in August of 1973 for Ireland. I need to brush up on my timezones
About 1AM GMT to be exact.
I agree. Your first comment made a lot more sense than the second one.
*drinks*
Debate………..fools parade….
*masturdebates*
It’s fun to be a masterdebater!
Can you say “the Master Debater masticates” ten times quickly before your debate coach stops you?
*should change her name back to allera before she gets confused*
That’s what I was thinking!!! LOL! Where the hell is this?
Hi,
it is in Croatia, we’ve been there too. Funny thing is: when you go up the stairs that can be seen on the left side of the picture, there is a restaurant LOL
Goatse at the beach! @_@
Don’t stare into it. You’ll get sucked in.
Wow. How do you miss the stairs?!
Wow, how do YOU miss the obvious?
He was too oblivious.
Oh, and missing the stairs is easy. Just don’t miss the sign on the balcony!
Dammit! Failure to type faster.
Faster Fail Fails Faster… lol
Must be one of those guys who aren’t aware that the balcony isn’t on ground level.
Or over the train tracks.
flash of genius advertisement WIN.
voyeurism win?
remember when you could see his butt.
Are you saying that’s already blurred?
I call Censorship Fail on this one.
I can still see it….
Yep, that crack ain’t blurred for me either.
Wish it was though.
I wish they made brain bleach.
the do. Its called alcohol
*they do. Looks like Ive been partaking in too much brain bleach.
Same, they’ll censor non-existent side boob but not blatant man arse
They censored whale-boobs too, but I was grateful for that one.
Yeah, that’s just wrong. Those whales need to have the decency to put on a top.
Are you saying you’re not from the future!?
I think he is. And I don’t like him. Let’s send him Back.
HeHeHe, you said butt…
I will, once I go back in time (I just hope I don’t forget).
I just wrote LOL backwards from the future.
Is that a performative?!
Should we get a stage?!
Oh, we’re GONNA…
I believe it’s a “Waiting for the Wind” Win – obviously bending over, HIS wind blew open the panel, allowing Creepy Leering dude to snap the pic.
a pic I would like to go back and erase from my memory please.
I just think it’s the funniest thing that on the outside the banner says “Waiting for the wind?” while this is happening.
AND before AND after.
*masturb… oh wait, its not a woman’s butt?
Ask Izzyboy. He zoomed in fantasizing about another person in the “street banner” changing room, so one can only ASSume he carefully inspected the said butt!
Yes yes I did. *masturbates all gay-like*
minus the ‘like’…
Also – I dont think ‘creepy leering dude’ is looking at anyone. The left and right side are two different pics (and they aren’t happening simultaneously). If you look at the bottom of the ‘tent’ on the left pic, there’s no feet or anything, so i think the ‘creep leering dude’ is just looking at an empy room – probably noting the fact that it’s not too private.
for all we know, ‘creeping leering dude’ and Butt-man could be one in the same!
So you’re saying the guy inspected the room, decided it wasn’t very private, and thought, “Hey! I could show off my butt here!”
Or didn’t notice how exposed he was while changing until afterward when he
climbed up the stairs and looked down.
Or tried to take a picture of his face using his ass as a camera, but didn’t notice he’d set the timer back to the time where his face remembered when it could see his butt.
There’s no reason that should be that funny, but every time I read that I can’t help but laugh hysterically.
Me, too. I can has lobotomy?
(No sarcasm whatsoever, seriously)
I wish there was still some sort of comment of the week here. I would nominate your comment in a second.
You should just take a picture.
positioning of the beach changing room FAIL.
But I’m almost positive the actual picture was setup. The dude mooning has GOT to be the photographer’s friend.
But it’s still funny!
WHOA, I has an icon! I’m pretty new around here, how do these icons mysteriously appear? oO
It’s based on your email and handle. I’ve typed in an alternate email addy by mistake and gotten a green thing before.
ooh. mine’s green. hahaha
you might want to have a doctor take a look at that.
Took your advice. Doc says its fine. I mighta need glasses, though.
Awww you’re lucky. I wish I had one.
You make perfect sense of your name, !null.
maybe it’s the same guy, ’cause if you look closely at the first picture, you can’t see any of the supposed guy’s feet sticking out from under the booth… ?
Either way, Peeping Tom’s just “waiting for the wind”.
True, can’t see any feet…but Moony-Dude has a black tank top hanging up there.
So, er….What now? Moony-Dude is actually…Moony-Babe?
Comprehension FAIL.
)
DAMNIT! I thought I was the only one who thought of that. GRR! Good catch.
Did you also notice that (as it is a “changing booth”) he doesn’t have any extra clothes with him to change into?
DEMMIT. Gary had the same idea.
I don’t see the problem. Its just a nude beach…
*sigh* just wish that it was a women in that bathroom rather than a man.
If it’s a nude beach, why would they need a changing area? An enclosed changing area?
But, deep down, don’t you wish it was also a women in that bathroom?
I think that would depend ENTIRELY on the woman.
Yanno…I DO wish it were a women! I’d like to see one of those.
Also, if it were actually a bathroom, there would likely be something even more upsetting going on.
You have access to the internet! If you can’t find a women, who can?!
That’s true! I’m gonna go find myself a women right now!
“This women is so dump.”
I think you meant “the womens.”
..why not “the women”?
Y not 2 K’s ?
Sarcasmistic joke for the fail… except for the woman part… that wasn’t sarcasm
Actually, that looks like changing room win… yum
peeping tom win!!!
u mean peeping torn
face down ass up thats the way i like to fu<k
wow that a win win and a lose lose
By the light
Of the silvery moon
Be nice, he’s now the Butt of all the jokes and he’ll probably Crack up unless he gets to the Bottom of who photographed him. He’s probably been told to go to the Backside of town to work his Arse off.
Well, I just know that T-Mobile’s getting my business if they sponsor this kind of thing (Verizon’s would be a full frontal).
haha
I actually LOL’d at that xD
I love the Wating for the wind
Well, you won’t need to wait long for that
That SUCKS!
Failblog fail!!!!
Obviously photoshopped. In the first photo the naked man has no feet.
FAIL IS NOT FUNNY IF IT IS NOT REAL
so that’s where the WIND comes from.
oh wow. this is the saddest excuse or a makeshift changing room.
epic win ! depend on who designed this change room and who its intended for
omg. i dont know what’s worse:
Being the guy who’s changing
The guy who saw the guy changing
or The guy taking the pictures. (Damn you you sick pervert!)
10/10 LOL!
id prefer it if it was a womans ass or maybe some boobs but that will do for now
naa it wont to the porno websites!!!