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What, no braille?
No, there is not any Braille …
Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today! :p
i can has a Banana today?
You’re a knob rail.
Darwinism fail
darwinism failed when people like this were born!
Well, technically it means that Darwinism won, since, you know, thats what Darwinism is. So, you get a witty comment fail.
It’s not a drive-through ATM so I’m not sure they’re required to have braille.
No, but I’m surprised not arabic/spanish/french.
AMERICAN WIN!!!
Yeah because the Americans invented english – What a twat!
No, it was invented by the Germans, Juujuu!
Well anyway, that’s right, Captain Oliver Baines “O.B.” Vious!
Why don’t we see a 2nd Sign Fail that says “CAUTION: Water on road during rain”
Shall we count the ways in which English was NOT invented by the Germans?
FAIL!
unus …
deux …
þreo …
Well, considering it’s considered a Germanic language, go for it. I like learning.
Did someone say Germinator???
is that like the Terminator for other countries?
No, the Terminator’s from Austria.
I thought he was from the future.
remember when you could see his butt.
Ah yes but then he took all our clothes.
is that a promise?
It’s a demand!
And everyone better comply.
Is that a threat?!
spazmataz doesn’t make threats – he makes PROMISES.
Transsexual Terminator:
“I want your clothes, your boobs and your menstrual cycle”
And is now governor of California.
chuck norris would be better
Props for no ‘First!’.
Brail might acutally make this sign useful…
Please be aware … or else it would be called a ‘porch’ and not a ‘balcony’.
You can get ground-floor balconies. Pointless, yes, but they exist.
Above railroad tracks, for example.
Haha, yes, I’d forgotten that!
Do not forget the balconies without access.
which make even less sense than the ones on the ground floor
Nah! They’re nice to look at and break up the stark look of an otherwise blank wall.
Yes, but if you can see to read the sign, you can easily tell that it’s not on ground level.
O RLY? Now I understand the joke.
If you can see to read fuzz’s comments, you can easilty see that his mind is not level.
His concepts get easilty tilty.
I think it’s all that Chartreuse.
So fuzz is…not on the level?
*is disappointed*
I guess….a balcony on the groud floor couldn’t really be called a balcony….more like a patio…or a porch
If this balcony is in the habit of appearing on different levels, it should really be called an elevator.
Twenty-seventh!!!!
first answer @ Twenty-seventh!!!!
first answer @ first answer @ Twenty-seventh!!!!
Is there an opening or a door next to the sign?
Who would put an opening or a door on a balcony ?
thats what your mom said, right before she fell.
lol….
Who would put a balcony on the ground level?
well, why would the sign be there in the first place anyway
the worlds gone mad
at college we have a massive bank of steps and some genius decided they would just jump down the wall to the side instead (15ft) and broke their leg
the college was made to put a sign saying “please use the stairs” or they would be sued, riduculous.
The need for signs like this is actually an example of ‘legal system fail’.
The sign itself is not a fail (don’t pick on the poor sign, it’s only doing it’s job)
Certaiinly Not in Spain. You fall off anything in Spain, all you get is “Haha, stupid fucker. Don’t fall Next Time.”
You are living in the USA, right?
has to be. Where else would you be threatened by a lawsuit to put up such a sign?
France.
the French surrender to lawsuits.
Well, they are used to it…
FTW
French? Surrender? Never.
…dam frogs…
matka mendzla pendzla jest oyabuńskim bogiem seksu
SEKSu?
seksME
But you’re not Loz!
whoops, sorry, didn’t mean to poach in Loz’s territory…
sorry, not used to all the commands.
(continues to slink off into the dark)
*Hands you a flash light so you can read the sign* We wouldn’t want you to fall of the balcony in the dark.
What balconeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *thud*
*Calls the Failbulance, but realizes it’s to late. Takes you to the nearby funeral home.*
Nooooo. Not the Butcher!
…
Do you think my Prof would accept my death on FAILblog as a valid excuse for not having my paper done on time?
*looks hopeful. dead, but hopeful*
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that it’s a definite maybe that he would probably say no.
As a prof, I’d have to say…NO! Death is no excuse! You should have planned better and finished your paper before you were dead.
I’m here! *SEKSes*
You have given me surprised and pleased.
*masturbates*
You must suffer from some serious friction burn. I think I’ve got a couple of packets of lubricant you can have to help keep you going.
Blue and Loz? *calls gossip columnist*
old news, where have you been?
She’s new…give her a break. I’ll take a while to get caught up with all the in-jokes and relationships in here!
*gives Thiefree the Failblog manual*
Sorry it’s…OOF…so heavy…!
No worries *stagger* homework time for me!
*Hands Dragon a cup of teas.*
Dammit. I was SO hoping no one would notice that.
*sigh*
*drinks teas*
Hm. Could use some honey.
Better me than someone with more cruel tea. I’ll have some honey, too. Lay it on thick.
Well, honest tea is often the most bitter.
But then…honey will cure that just fine.
*slathers*
SEKsC
You’re a Bogey-man’s sex shoe.
that joke was over par.
*goes back to the birdie thread*
you know these are actually for those occasionally retarded people ,not handicaped, but beyond stupid people that would win a darwin award for straping a bottle rocket to ther face aim at a wall with roller skates and set it off
Then what happens to the roller skating wall?
You’re straping the bottom of the bukkit with this one.
Sounds like a job for Handiman in his handicape.
To ignominy, and beyond stupid!
Wait, what will happen when I aim roller skates at a wall? The wall gets really pissed off…?
Um, isn’t retardation a handicap?
*all eyes turn towards SargentsElfPenis*
Please be aware that idiots who need signs like this are better off learning from painful experiences.
You’re a painful experience.
lol
So’s your face.
Lowest common denominator WIN!
Okay, just for the record, any “so’s your mom/face/sister/grandma” jokes are off limits to n00bs.
Why? Do they sound better coming from a pro?
Yes. Much.
Go mong your kerfuffle elsewhere. We’re all stocked up here.
^ doesn’t know a Ma cavity from a hole in ground
“They must be out of Crest…Attaaaack!”
“We have no choice but to use the A-bomb!”
“What’s the A for?”
” . . . AQUAFRESH!”
So was your mom.
wow your lame
Yeah. This is not a sign fail. It’s a past reader fail.
-CAUTION: jumping from this height might hurt or cause injury
-CAUTION: be ware of the corners on this sign, they are mighty pointy
-CAUTION: for maximum safety read the sign ONLY if you are properly secured to the floor.
-CAUTION: WEAR A HELMET WHILE ON BALCONY
-CAUTION: oh for the love of god where is the bubble wrap!!
“-CAUTION: oh for the love of god where is the bubble wrap!!” It’s in the other room with the baby oil
You’re with the oil baby.
Your MOM!
The pops from the bubble wrap frightened me!
I must now sue you, and the store that sold it to you, and the bubble wrap company, and the oil industry for providing plastic, and the sky, for providing air, and the…
There was an industrial work yard in the U.S. that government safety regulators visited and required the management fit all its forklifts with beeping warning signals that sounded whenever the forklifts there were in reverse gear.
Sometime afterward another set of safety regulators visited the place and determined that the noise levels were now too loud, and required that all employees wear headphones.
Thing is, if they only beep when going backwards. how do you know to get out of the way when they are coming straight at you?
I propose a differently pitched beep for all forward gears.
True. And if they only beep when they’re moving, how do you know when they’re standing still and you might run into them?
I propose we just do away with work altogether. It’s too perilous.
Here here! Case in point, my boss might overhear me giggling at some of these comments and fire me. Talk about perilous! I should get hazard pay!
i am a stray from the lolcat linkpage. i was reading these comments and wanted to say yourd was very funny…..thank you
But the ACCIDENTS, Donna! People can’t be expected to look before they leap!
haha
Oh you guys should see the proudness on my face to have stirred up such deep conversations. xD
That’s just like the signs at a drive-through bank. Where they have signs, with braille under them. Just one question: Why the heck would a blind person be DRIVING? Yeah, this is kind of like that. Only it requires less thinking and more “DUH!”. *drools with a glazed look in the eyes*
Technically A) most ATMs use the same format and they don’t rip off the braille just because it’s a drive through, and B) I’ve seen a blind person use an ATM from the back seat of a car.
… but I agree, it’s more fun to snicker.
No, its for the aliens.
They’re coming.
Um…durrrrr. Done the whole blind/Braille/ATM thing.
No Way!
Well, it’s not, right? It’s more like a WIN! for me
Just typical USA bullshit…
Stereotyping! I should sue you for that! *smirks the smug American*
(Or I could just stop messing around on FAILblog, finish my paper and actually sleep tonight…)
we prefer to call is Bushit
Well, yes, but we also have Chuck Norris, so eat me.
Geez… I had to read the comments before I realized what was wrong with that pic. It takes a filthy mind.
“Caution: falling from heights may be hazardous to your health!”
Caution: Falling onto concrete may damage the new concrete
No one has ever died from falling from heights. It’s that sudden acceleration syndrome at the end that gets you.
*deceleration more like
I was wondering why the sun loungers looked so small. Small or far away???
I had wondered that about your genitals.
Why were you looking at his genitals?
He was trying to work out if it was a penis or a pube.
He thought he was a woman his whole life until he shaved and a pube started bleeding.
OK, one last time. These are small… but the ones out there are far away.
Thanks. Father Ted Classic
No, no. I got it.
DOUGAN, WE ARE NOT WATCHING ALIENS!
A wise man once said NO SHIT SHERLOCK
shortly before being punted into orbit
From to much miralax.
I like when there’s a warning tag on your chainsaw that says: “Do Not Operate While Nekkid”
You just know some idiot in the past has…
Be careful not to *fail* off of the balcony
CAUTION!
Gravity Exists
on both sides
of this railing.
Humor exists on both sides of this failing.
No, it doesn’t. This post is inherently not humorous.
I said both sides, not in the middle, meaning above and below.
It’s obviously Captain’s Obvious balcony.
People are THAT stupid.
Sad, but true.
Darwin Awards, anyone?
Only if someone jumps off the balcony and dies.
Otherwise it’s just an Honorable Mention.
i actually got thrown off a balcony before.
The real fail here is that some idiot is probably the cause of this sign.
Automatic FAIL!
Typical Obama supporters.
Sad thing is… I think that this sign may be completely necessary… still doesn’t detract from the fail, however.
so no joke this kid i went to high school with stayed in a particular hotel two years in a row, the second year he got drunk, jumped off the balcony thinking it was on the first floor like his room from the first year was. this sign is for him.
OOOOh, thats why i keep falling to my death…
At my Grandma’s nursing home, there’s a sign on all the windows in the hallway on the upper floors that say “not an exit” on all of them.
i get the sinking feeling that this has less to do with the people who run the place than the people who stay there