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I lol’ed. Stupid reporter, tree full of birds, report full of FAIL.
Reporter fail, Nature WIN.
Bird infestation FTW
“I guess we should have seen that one coming.”
Foreshadowing WIN
ROFLMAO!
He got PWNED!!!
kinda like McCain/Palin in 4 weeks time.
Foreshadowing WIN!
YES!
you guys know that this is fake right? they made one with dog crap too
BELIEVABILITY FAIL.
Eat your heart out, Chuck Storm.
This is his lesser known brother, Upchuck Storm.
OR EVEN LESSER KNOWN, BATTERRED SISTER.
You’re a battered sister.
(Nests won’t nest below this nest)
(stupid comment will nest over this one)
(first)
(stupid comments will also nest under Benny’s (Bennies?)
Buh-buh-buh Bennie and the nests…
Beep beep, Sara.
Oh my. Are you quoting from IT? That is truly funny. I just watched that the other day after I finished reading the book again.
in some country’s ….it is good luck to have a bird shit on you, but I dont think it is necessary to get that good luck by eating it.
your MOM is.
eat your heart out, Chuck Noris
WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT LOOK BELOW THIS JUST A BUNCH OR ANDOMNESS (RANDOMNESS?)
does this count?
yes… so does this… shit……..
Damn, I looked.
Right click bologna remote overcome skyjacked grubstaked attachments.
Tuba squat mangle rumplestiltskin leopard cantaloupe ribbons child predator ignoramus diabetic shock
that’s a fowl situation… yeah, i’m moving backwards through the archive. FIND ME! FIND ME!
They talk shit a lot so some of them should eat shit.
Reporters lol.
FOAD.
haha noob
Birdies WIN!
You’re a birdie.
I’m a birdie…. WE’RE ALL BIRDIES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like I have just joined the end of the retard line. Did I miss anything?
Just don’t look up.
Or down……or anywhere for that matter.
IF YOU SAY IT, THEY WILL SHOW UP.
Those magnificent men in their flying machines, they go up-de-dup-dup, they go down-de-down-down
*sings*
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HELICOPTERS?
You are obviously ignorant of the brilliant film “Those magnificent men in their flying machines”. British masterpiece.
But you will find that, I am not!
Jolly Good Show!
Gorgonzola, you have proved you are cultured of all things British. Well done, old bean!
*Golf claps and sips tea*
Sandwich?
M’yes, very good show.
Rather!
What what? Toodle pip!
BondFan, a *cricket clap* might be more appropriate
Or *child predator glove clap*
Dan Rather?
Reporters will comment below this nest)
Left bracket fail – (
Candleja
was he aiming for candlejack?
seems like a random word to put into the conversation…
Candlejack is an old meme. Supposedly, when you say his name (or type it for that matter), he comes and steals you away.
burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocky Horror ref WIN.
LOL… that reminds me of the time they stuck me in the crazyhouse. We were havin a group session, and one guy goes, “I kind of wish I was a bird. They don’t gotta worry about nothin, they just fly around and eat all day.” The girl next to him said, “Well, why don’t you go be a bird, then, huh?” to which he replied, “‘Cause they’ll stick me back in here!”
This IS a fake! I looked on youtube, and the SAME reporter in the SAME setting, but a different jacket, gets dog poop falling on his coat and he sure has to open his mouth wide to get the gob of probable pudding to fall in. Wowsers! Fake.
Well considering THIS one is actually more likely to happen, it’s definitely the other one that’s fake. Unless you’re saying that both of them are fake, in which case, why make two?
we will never know. he could be the ultimate fail.
cicili, if you actually watch the video and not just pulling words out your rear maybe you might realize this isnt fake. i mean, you can see it right? its on the internet this DOES exist
the DOES make u lame
Why in the heck would a dog be in a tree taking a dump? You’re full of crap (no pun intended).
More like Bird Flu win.
Bird flew in??
No it was already in the tree.
It decided to stop incubating to spread itself to other hosts.
THE INFECTION IS STILL SPREADING.
You’re mother is still spreading
In dystopian-future America, spreading is your mother.
Where do you get you’re f**king pronouns? Your very lucky,
because all I can find are the celibate variety.
Using words Failblog will post later FAIL
I did figure that out, but why post them at all? They are either words that they don’t want to publish or they are. Why hold the comment for overview. F**k is F**k no matter how long you look at it.
.
“I like to watch”
It’s spelled “genitive,” geneus.
(I just wanted to make the pun — I’m actually failabulous at mistyping “you’re” and “your,” myself)
It’s true, you r.
Yur so rite!
Um… GenIUS???
no, your knot one, Bo-tie
incidentally, I very rarely make this mistake and was actually about
to say ‘You’re still spreading’ it’s kind of my thing. Foolishly I decided
it would be more amusing to comment about his mother and in doing
so forgot to move the ‘are’ component.
You poke fun…you pay!
*pokes fun with a pillow*
Can I pay in advance?
We’re serious
I prefer amateur Nouns & Verbs, Pros charge!
Two birds, one swallow.
THAT’S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID!
^ this guy. Psh.
Seriously! Psh indeed.
Ye gods. And pffft.
and phbbt
HAHAH I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FAKE THIS FAIL IS.
I really don’t like you.
I think I agree.
Sgt, this is the Commandant of the Failcorps. You have been charged with willful violations of common sense, poor taste, unethical use of caps lock, and disobedience to higher ranking authority (Admiral Apparent). Turn in your stripes and keyboard immediately, and report to the stockade.
Caps lock FAIL.
Captain Lock?
hmm.. but was it an european or african swallow?
depends on who was swallowing…
Was it migrating?
African swallows don’t migrate!=)
I heartily approve fuzz’s comment. In fact, I think it should be the one and only comment on this FAIL.
Dude, that’s REALLY disgusting!!!!!
The reporter or the bird poo?
both.
almost as bad as miss south carolina…
*laughs*
*despairs*
yummy. takes like clams I bet.
you know that, don’t you?
HEY THERE MR. SAUSAGE. WHERE IS DRDR?!
enjoying your mother.
He went for the anal registration.
This video is not true, it’s some kind a viral ad for a juice brand or something like that.
Yea… such a good ad we have no idea what they are selling.
Mouthwash!
I thought it was a McCain campaign ad, a satirical metaphor for his plans for America.
really? because bird shit is what obama reminds me of.
I guess he tasted that one coming.
Spit? No, definitely swallow…
And this reporter just might end up with thrush.
If he’s lucky, otherwise he’ll be as dead as a Dodo.
Oh c’mon. It sucks, but nothing to grouse about.
I THINK YOU PEOPLE SHOULD LOOK INTO DOMESTIC ABUSE.
I think you should look into anger management, or sectioning.
FAILblog… arrest this moron.
I think his mother should have had her tubes tied.
Elves shag his bum at night while he is sleeping
Avis! Did you do that? Naughty bird.
I swear it wasn’t me!! I wasn’t there! You can’t prove anything!!!!
*eyes dart wildly*
MY TONGUE IS DARTING WILDLY.
Someone should cut it off
Why does he shout so?
So he can hear himself over the voices in his head.
mmm…vomit! *masturbates*
MASTURBATION! NOW I’M GOING TO GO BEAT UP SOME WOMEN!
Maybe this time you can miss the christmas candle.
THE CANDLE LIKE IT.
THE CAPSLOCK HATE IT! THE CAPSLOCK HATE YOU! GRAMMAR HATE YOU!
In Soviet Russia…..
I guess he missed the memo about not looking up with your mouth open. Something will always fill it!
You would have thought the bird sh!tting on his jacket would have been fair warning.
My thoughts exactly, I think everybody saw that coming.
YOUR MOTHER SAW ME COMING RIGHT BEFORE I GAVE HER THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME.
You’re lucky I don’t know where you live…..
Honestly, go eat a bran muffin. A good poop will make you feel alot better.
Not to mention that, since he would have no mass left
afterward, he would disappear. WIN.
This video looks fake to me.
O M G ! ! ! ! I T I S P H O T O S H O O O O O O O P E D !!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111onehundredeleven
well said.
…in a retarded, obscure fashion.
Best type
PhotoPlopped
tee hee you said plopped.
Why does he drink after he got a bird poo on his nose?
it went in his mouth…
..and youd think he would spit it out, not wash it down -_-
Yeah but once you’ve plopped, you can’t stop.
or was that once you’ve fizz-fizzed?
I think the plan was to wash it out. I’m sure he couldn’t have mustered enough spit in his panicky state to spit it all out at once.
Way too much detail! I so did not want to think about this! Ick! Ick! Ick!!
It’s actually a commercial for mouthwash if I remeber correctly. But then again my memory isn’t the best.
in the mouth, right on the kisser
THAT’S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID.
Hey we’re discussing serious business here. Please do mind.
So… I still don’t get why he would drink then.
OH CR@#$ THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
When you go to the dentist and they hand you the cup of water do you swallow it?
Good point Dave.
Soulcrun: “Why does he drink after he got a bird poo on his nose?”.
.
It made him thirsty.
ba-dum-tish!
Sorry couldn’t help it!
*giggles*
Seems like an umbrella might have been a smart choice.
Hmmm… bird infestation, tree, ……. yep, the next logical step is umbrella.
or gas…
or fumigation…
KILL THEM ALL WITH ZYCLON-B.
calm down gunney.
They probably didn’t want to harm any OTHER animals in the area. Or the reporter.
I SAY HARM THE REPORTER.
I concur.
I masturbate.
we know
Don’t state the obvious.
And in other news, ursine mammals defecate in sylvan environments.
But our first story tonight is about the Head of State of the Vatican’s deep dark secret. He is involved in a dangerous religious cult called Catholicism.
WIN!
Don’t state the obvious.
butt wipe.
don’t tell me don’t state the obvious.
Don’t state the phrase that has already been used to try and make yourself sound clever.
and funny.
And Canadian avians defecate in suburban environments.
Wow… That was completely text wise inappropriate for this conversation, but thank u
I watched the vid 3-4 times and he said I should have seen that coming and when the second time came around i was like “LOL NO, you should have seen THAT coming”
thats funny
FIRST
OK, u can have poop too.
FIRST person on this post to say FIRST even though they are blatently not FIRST.
FIRST fail, but not your FIRST fail. crawl up and die
Crawl up?
How does one crawl up?
Sorry, but it’s “Curl Up And Dye”. Blues Brothers reference fail.
umm…… I don’t know… crawl up a narrow Fireplace and die???
good enough
Ok for the fail, but you must admit that the reporter got auto-irony.
is that like autofellacio?
That’s really difficult. Takes a lot of training or some rib removal.
that’s SELF-fellacio
Autofellacio involves cars
Ouch.
what? auto-fellacio or rib removal?
Oh, auto-fellacio. Rib removal’s a doddle.
… you’ve tried?
and auto-fellacio isn’t that bad, just avoid the pistons…
Is it true that diesels are dirtier?
Oh and rib removal: the good lord Juses blessed me with a very flexible spine so no need.
Too much information?
What’s painful is seeing the word ‘fellatio’ misspelled six times in a row.
Ah but herein lies the genius. If we continue to misspell it then everyone will believe that it’s always been spelt that way. It’s an old musician’s trick – keep making the same mistake then everyone will think you played it right the first time.
Plus I’m a bit drink.
Why am I suddenly craving Scotch. Bar keep.. its like the damn Sahara here!
That is pretty painful.
Uh-huh. Oookaaaayyyy.
Not that I’ve never been there before.
I’m finishing off the Whyte and Mackay’s. It’s “special” (according to the label.)
I’ve got my eye on Gordon’s gin once that’s done.
Have a gin..
*slides glass of gin and elderflower to Loki*
Um, yes?
And Loz, I spelt it the way that Spazmataz spelt it. So it IS basically the musician trick
Don’t be a lemming.
Loz, m’dear, when life gives you lemmings, make lemmingade.
Ew! No thanks, not for breakfast. I’ll stick to my peanut butter on toast, thanks.
Oh, god, now you’ve got ME hungry…
*looks around for a late-night snack*
Speaking of which… it’s 3 AM here… Are YOU ready to pick up that phone?
What phone?
I’m having toast and green tea, what a way to start the day.
Have a healthy snack like fruit
Night-cap?
You honestly don’t get that reference?
And I’m having a peanut butter nut bar.
A nightcap is much appreciated.
*pours Shadow some whiskey on ice*
And no, I don’t get the reference… all I can think of is Phonebooth, lol.
mmmmm…. Gin….
Gin
Gun
Fun
Fin
Win
so therefore Gin = Win
Either that, or
Gin
Win
whichever way you prefer.
haha yeah…
To quote the ever-popular game, Failo 3 (read it out loud if you don’t get it)
Comment Spree!
I’m beginning to think that those who are most vocal about beating women, have been humiliated by one. My guess is this individual is about 5 foot nothing, weighs around 96 pounds, still wears his star trek pajamas and lives in his mothers basement. Oh, yeah, is 34 and still a virgin.
Now the knee-jerk masturbator, just desperately needs to get laid.
Me?
ONLY IF YOU BEAT WOMEN AS MUCH AS I DO.
I doubt that there is a woman on this earth that would come within 20 feet of you. Maybe if you got that acne thing fixed… no, that whole living in your mom’s basement thing is a pretty big turnoff also.
Penis enlargement could help his self confidence. Then again the anger for women could be evidence of latent homosexual tendencies….
If he put his on the Keyboard, It would stretch from A to Z!
“He’s the type of person who tried to use the word ‘penis’ as a password,
but he kept getting an error that read ‘Your password is too short.”
Ok, I nearly shot wine through my nose on that one!! I can’t begin to tell you how badly that would’ve hurt.
Honestly, I cant claim originality on that. Its from somewhere, just
cant remember where. Thats why I just left it quoted.
Both are probably due to his mom drilling him with her strap-on.
and having a beard.
:O
I thought that MY mum was the only one!
OMG, that’s actually funny.
sergeantselfa$$hole… Maybe you should look into Assh*les Anonymous. Then again, maybe not, because everyone on this blog already knows you’re an Assh*le!
Are you offering to help him in this endeavor?
I don’t hit girls.
Not that one, the other one.
the knee-jerk masterbation?
That’s the one.
Oh, knee to the groin… got ya.
knee to the back of the head… got you too!
Awesome, Avis. I see him as portly and balding.
I was thinking 5 foot nothing tall by 5 foot nothing wide. That’s why he screams. That, and he’s 12.
He would, oddly enough, probably have more confidence if he were just fat. But I think he probably looks 12, which can only add to his frustration.
I sense a severe overcompensation syndrome. He probably claims to beat women because he’s never, with exception of his mother, been within 10′ of a living female. I also bet he’s developed a severe latex allergy from his many dates with his “friend” molly the dolly.
I look about 12, AND am fat.
not a good combination…
still get girls though… from time to time… girls named frank… yeah, frank…
^ That was a bit creepy…
I lol’d in my mouth a little.
awww… come on, don’t bash Star Trek… even Kirk is still looking for signs of intelligent life around this guy.
Even Kirk knew to give up looking for that in that particular location.
Sorry, I didn’t think they made Dungeons and Dragons PJs. Maybe he just has a robe and wizard hat.
I’m thinking his main experience with women is either fapping to still shots of Lara Croft or trying to get lucky with a female elf character in WOW.
And I’m guessing he FAILs at both endeavors.
I think Triumph the stand up comic dog put it best that “After birth thats the
last time he’ll see female genitalia!”
Stephen Fry once joked that upon his birth said (paraphrased) “That’s the last time I go up one of those” , I think it was evident that this one only ever saw his mother’s……
Hey! Don’t bash my Dungeons & Dragons PJs! My mom gave them to me for my birthday!
Thing is, that I have not been enjoying failblog in the last few days. Lots of bashing and senseless violence and just stupid insults. And it’s not just the idiot you mentioned, Avis, it’s a bunch of people. This is not fun any more.
I agree, but I keep coming back for the people I DO like. THEY make it worth while.
*vows to try to make the blog fun again*
*vows to help*
*vows to start a petition*
We might need one.
*signs*
*signs, but will miss making insulting remarks*
Can I buy carp-on credits?
As you are not a troll, you can say what ever you want. This is just to keep the trolls away.
Oh, I don’t think we need to stop making insulting remarks altogether. We just need to keep ‘em funny!
I second this comment!
Copycat. :p
(See? Like that!)
*vows to get Dragon back… someday…. if she ever lets her guard down*
I want to put the fun back in Bubbles. (That’s my name for Fluffy.)
*vows the same thing as Avis…*
Hey!
:p
*pouts*
Careful. Santa Claus is coming to town in a couple of months
Hee…I’m already waiting under the mistletoe on the other thread.
A bird against a dragon. You think I’m gonna attempt this without help? Really?
I’ll be home for Christmas then.
That’s what she said, Avis, muh’dear
But…but…I don’t want anyone to be against me!
(Well…that’s not entirely true…
)
And who exactly DO you want to be against you?
Hehehehe….
*wicked grin*
ok, things are getting steamy in here, and it is quite late. I must be off. G’night!
OOH OOH! Can I volunteer?
My comment should have been placed after “And who exactly DO you want to be against you?”
Fluffy, you could do what I do and just scroll past the avatatrs of the blog dipsticks. Look for the gold amongst the gravel. It’s there.
Thank you all for your remarks. I do try to scroll past the troll avatars, but there were so many of them, and so many people answering and encouraging them, I kinda broke down a little.
there’s no reason to brake down, fire it up, accelerate some.
*hug*
Regrettably, there is an increasing number of persons I ignore here now. Most times I find I can skip past the ugly and play with the clever and funny. That Juxtaposition Fail thread today, though, contained so much so fast by way of garbage, that it was literally an unpleasant experience to view. I don’t go to it.
I concur.
I kind of wish the comment thread were -ever- about the actual topic. It all seems to be a bunch of random shit, one-line jokes, and general waste of time.
I kind of wish that people would not b*tch about how the comment threads are never about the topic. Those people tend to come off as retards.
I must admit that my mouse wheel finger does occasionally get tired of zipping past the twits. What truly upsets me though is that my precious bits of wisdom may be passed over in somebodies haste. Now who would want THAT to happen.
*passes over in haste*
Shadow, your reply to Emma was unkind. She’s expressing an opinion. You have a different one. But you expressed yours with abusive language out of in line with how she was talking. That ends up being just another comment in the direction of “ugly.”
BRIRD POOP WIN
OMG! BRIRDs are coming from far planets! They will replace our BIRDs!
Brirds are just birds that crap bri cheese.
Surely Brie cheese?
OMG! BRI cheese is coming from far planets! They will replace our BRIE cheese!
if it were brie cheese they would be Brierds.
haha! nice
Brirds hate reporters its a known fact.
Especially Canadian Brown Finches, which are known not to exist on our planet (there’s no such bird).
Well, try searching for BRIRDS!
it’s one of those
(see above… way above)
Perhaps they im(migratory) to Canada and applied for citizenship?
*sigh* above comment should read, “Perhaps they are …”
Apperantly the reporter was lack tos intolerant
I can’t imagine what it would be like to lack tos.
Trust me, it’s horrible. My uncle lost his tos to frostbite. He tells me he still feels as if there’s still a ghost of his tos left. Luckily, his tos were insured, so…
His tos were insured?! Was he a foot model?
Best Fail video ever! “Keep them coming?”
That’s what…
*smack*
Hahah I hate news reporters.
Looks fake to me…
To quote Mr S.A.U.S.A.G.E
‘O M G ! ! ! ! I T I S P H O T O S H O O O O O O O P E D !!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111onehundredeleven’
I think that about sums it up…
*masturbates*
to quote Mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e
*masturbates*
ah, so that WASN’T bird poop in his mouth!
Nice shot, sir!
Don’t worry, I’m a professional…
The phrase OWNED doesn’t really sum it up…
not my comment, the video
*desperately trys to find undo button*
That bird shit was delicious!
Vanilla
I heard it tastes like clams.
That’s what your mom told you.
lmao. you’d have thought he was suddenly poisoned or something by the way he and everyone else reacts (cue person running on screen with bottle o water)
He was. By bird crap.
He was probably vegetarian.
…EPIC FAIL!…
PWNED IN THE MOUTH!!!!!
Shit on me once, shame on you…
LOL — and bird shit from the mouth is worth any two things Bush says.
I might be shamed… but there’s still shit on you. I think I’d still win in that scenario
if you stand, they will poop
maybe you should have SEEN the last one coming too douchebag !
Are you talking to yourself?
He’s not talking to me.
Birdie Num Num
LOL!! Speak Hindustani?
Peter Sellers WIN
guess he’s talkin shit now huh
faker than fake
yeah….here’s the making of:
http://www.poopmouth.com
That ‘making of’ is a fake making of ‘the making of bird poop: the making of’.
*AHHHH! TOO MANY ‘MAKING OF’S'*
*BRAIN IN IMMINENT DANGER OF IMPLODING*
*CAPS LOCK IS TOO*
*caps lock is now safe*
*brain is still going*
The making of Bo’s brain exploding was buried in the icy tundras of Siberia. All researcher and scientists could find was the audio recording of the sound ‘pffft…. mrrr’.
How to be sure it’s fake? A reporter with a hand-held mic does not also have a boom mic guy.
Fake. But funny enough.
really? have you ever considered the dynamics of the place?
at certain times, the boom mike can get a better noise, but at others the mike can.
simple!
That’s the worst way to get bird flu.
worse than a BSTD
Bird… and I assume you can guess the rest?
There’s a best way?
Oh yes. With the right bird at the right moment it can be sublime.
really?
I see about 3…
That guys got a potty mouth.
*pouts*
I saw what you did there.
*hug*
*hugs Dragon back*
Thank you!!
pouts is an anagram of spout – FACT
Arrian is an anagram of AIR RAN – Fact.
so, what was the air running away from?
and Bird Poop is an anagram of Pod Rib Op(eration) – Fact
and stupid reporter is an anagram of Retired Support – Fact!
Never, never, never, never, never, never look up with your mouth open.
Never.
ew!!! stupid reporter…. lol
it`s funny that he saw the second one coming
Never mess with Canada, we are fond of pooping in the mouths of propaganda. Canadian, infestation? The brown house finch doesn’t have a nationality it’s a migratory bird…P.S. get your hands off our Canadian geese.
bet you he went back for some more after that
This is actually fake, believe it or not.
Here’s why:
1. “I should have seen that one coming”. That line sounded like it had been rehearsed already.
2. You never saw the bird crap actually hitting his mouth.
3. Are cameramen required to carry big glasses of water at all times for this kind of situation?? Why would he be carrying a glass of water with him??
4. If this was a real report, they would show us pictures or videos of the bird.
5. Canadian brown finches aren’t even a real species
6. What kind of reporter would stand under a tree like that?
[[What kind of reporter would stand under a tree like that?]]
Most likely all of them.
in news today.. many counts pf FAIL blazed the internet in what only can be described as a FAILspree.. details at 11
This happens to Kenny in the first episode of Mr Hanky while they are trying to catch snowflake son their tongues…
This is failblog FAIL. It’s a fake video. Same thing of the video with the guy walking into the sign.
Failblog has been slipping lately.
Doesn’t make it less funny. Get over it.
It looks real but dood PWNED!…or rather POOED!
You completely miss the point of failblog – its of people or things failing. whether it’s a real reporter or not, it’s still a real fail.
pooptastic!
I get that same taste in my mouth every time I see our presidential candidates on TV.
Last!
Do you people live on this site, or what?
Yes.
Our Canadian birds will shit in the mouth of every one of your reporters.
that is WHAT YOU GET FOR LOOKING UP
last
jajajajaja eat shit
Are there any “High Anxiety” references? There was a large section that I zipped past where my twit detector was going off. If not, there should be.
BIRD-KAKKE!!!
Best video fail fake ever…
Confucious say: “When being shat on by bird, do not look up with mouth open”.
Talk about an assault on the media.
LINGER LONGER!
This isn’t real, I saw it before, it was done as a joke.
Hahaha!! So funny in a “i feel sorry for him” kinda way.
Yes. My friends made it. I used to do trivia night with the reporter and the sound man was my ring bearer and one of the producers, or whatever they are, I married to his beautiful wife.
E. COLI
The Sadean libertines would have loved that… though they’d prefer human poop.
birds ftw
I saw this on TV.
Bird is the word!
yuk. it happens to the most innocent of people lol
your mom’s an innocent people
it’s like catching snow on your tongue.
in some countries it is good luck to have a bird shit on you, but I dont think you have to get the good luck by eting it.
that…was…a…epic…FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL
gtfo
this is the best
Thank you for that introverted intuitive thinking judgment.
there is more where that came from…
Lol, I laughed so hard until i saw the one exactly the same as this, except with dogs.
Canadian Fintch win. Canada Rocks.
this is too funny.
Bulls-eye!
Um, Vajayjays???
Yup, definately a 34-year old virgin.
Vajayjays? Seriously man, what the heck?
Um, Heck?
Yup, definately a 34-year old virgin.
Heck? Seriously man, what the ‘Hell’?
Soooo repressed.
The troll population has been increasing lately.
Ya, really. What ever happened to the gentler terms? Like cooter…bearded clam…whisker biscuit…meat curtains.
they gave way to offensive terminology
I figure that someone who calls them’Vayjayjays’ might get a bit offended if I said hell…