Comments on: Juxtaposition Fail

By: fatty

fatty — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:23:39 +0000

WIN!

By: Ron Burgandy?

Ron Burgandy? — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:04:33 +0000

NO THEY DON’T.

By: Jays

Jays — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:33:21 +0000

Go Blue Jays!

By: Pedro for President

Pedro for President — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 04:15:04 +0000

Or some Dynamite.

By: asdf

asdf — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:39:06 +0000

don’t you mean cougars?

By: Kayla

Kayla — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:32:04 +0000

No, Military Person of Some Lower Degree of Clarity.

By: Spaztronomical

Spaztronomical — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:16:45 +0000

maybe she should have listened the first time.

By: rats

rats — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:55:39 +0000

fingernails, really?

and best line in that whole movie: my boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourse. they make his junk taste like pie.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:50:55 +0000

heh me too
*checks falling-out hair for grey* nope, not yet…

By: bovvered

bovvered — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:53:45 +0000

very nice, high five!

By: Kevinsky

Kevinsky — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:14:06 +0000

The Toronto Sun (and it’s brethren in Calgary and Vancouver) are notorious for this kind of juxtaposition. So much that it’s a long running joke around here. I’ve been laughing at Sun cover juxtapositions since the late 80s, at least. It happens so often, that sometimes I think they do it on purpose.

Luckily, it’s a game you can play without having to buy the paper.

By: Shane

Shane — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:07:05 +0000

Anything butt first?

By: darqmann

darqmann — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:30:19 +0000

Not the Yorkshire Ripper, surely?

Isn’t he dead?

By: Kryssy

Kryssy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:48:58 +0000

yay Toronto?! *high five*

By: Gage

Gage — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:47:04 +0000

Toronto’s newspapers are, and always will be, epic fail….
Toronto’s streets are fail.
Toronto’s buildings are make of fail-bricks.
Anything that has ‘Toronto’ in it…. Fails miserably.
ESPECIALLY THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BOO!!!!!!)

Go Sens Go. W00t W00t.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:53:13 +0000

*giggle*

This Holy Grail reference just made my minute.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:59:49 +0000

Russia fail

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:36:25 +0000

Xomebody needs to pay more attention to my comments.

By: somebody

somebody — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:26:48 +0000

Firstly, I completely disagree, these jokes done correctly are damn funny.
Secondly, very clever Admiral (if it was not a typo)

By: Spartie

Spartie — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:28:11 +0000

It’s the Toronto Sun, they’ve had fail covers for years… its what keeps them in business

By: Thiefree

Thiefree — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:44:20 +0000

It’s my birthday! I’m 21 now. Hoooooooray!

By: Thiefree

Thiefree — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:42:21 +0000

Hahahaah dammit people, you’re wonderful.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:07:00 +0000

Wimmy wham wham wozzle!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:05:19 +0000

So I’m a craddlerobber then?

By: Alexor

Alexor — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:37:46 +0000

Does he have his regular 12 gauge? He could use that.

By: Cidi

Cidi — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:38:50 +0000

We had to drive uphill both ways!

By: sallysue

sallysue — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:48:01 +0000

Tomorrow

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:09:17 +0000

I’m not saving Ryan’s privates!

By: Winter

Winter — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:53:32 +0000

I got video too. This thing’s hittin’ Youtube.

By: Winter

Winter — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:52:05 +0000

I cant wait until I get old and cantankerous. I can complain to my grandchildren about how easy the kids in the future have it and how much shitier it was back in the day, and they’ll all be like “Get back in your seniority pod, Grandpa, it’s time to download your nutrients.”

By: Winter

Winter — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:46:50 +0000

I would say he’s closer to a crusty ‘nade.

By: Winter

Winter — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:42:25 +0000

Sarge, are there ants on your little elf that’s evident?

By: Winter

Winter — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:39:57 +0000

To be fair, half of the supposed comedy from the “in soviet Russia” jokes comes from the idea that it’s not really all that funny. It’s one of those paradox jokes where it’s funny specifically because it’s not funny.

By: Winter

Winter — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:38:04 +0000

Me? It’s me right?

I accept. Where’s my prize money and private island?

By: evilpoo

evilpoo — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:58:53 +0000

Everything in toronto fails

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:31:29 +0000

(TWO HUNDRED) FIRST!

By: Corporal Punishment

Corporal Punishment — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:29:34 +0000

No tis I, Corporal Punishment with my sidekick Private Parts!

By: Muffles

Muffles — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:17:57 +0000

Not a fail, the balloon was placed there by the people who took the picture. The baby did not eat the balloon.

By: Macavity

Macavity — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:26:12 +0000

Only if you can back it up, the way Master Bra’tac can.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:06:13 +0000

There is something to be said about a good “Get Off My Lawn!” though.

By: robjh22

robjh22 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:24:10 +0000

I love this site. Can someone tell me when and where the word FAIL got current to describe these funny screw ups? I get the feeling the Brits started it. Very effective. Thanks.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:15:00 +0000

Woo!

I just act immature.

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:14:53 +0000

It takes them that long to string together coherent sentences.

By: Macavity

Macavity — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:14:11 +0000

No, that would be you.

Or so I was told by one Sam Spade.

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:13:20 +0000

I might not be young anymore, but my love life keeps keeps me spry!!

By: Macavity

Macavity — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:11:08 +0000

Don’t you mean Stalag 13, Colonel?

Or would you rather spare Hogan the misery of dealing with him?

By: Loz

Loz — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:10:30 +0000

*gets out of hand*
Come and get me, suckers!
Oh wait, you can’t, your zimmer frames are in the other room.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:10:16 +0000

*snork*

Good point, Avis.

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:08:26 +0000

IF???

By: Macavity

Macavity — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:08:21 +0000

So why is the rum always gone?