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Captain Obvious

Anything but first.

sergeantselfevident

AMERICA FIRST.

 
Monk

Abomination (Psy Duo) reference WIN!

 
 
 
 
ghehorg

Chicken embryos are delicious.

raelalt

The guy on first! What’s his name?

fizzle

I thought he was on second.

raelalt

Good catch.

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Macavity

Oh, that’s our shortstop!

(No, wait, my mistake - that one was “I Don’t Give A Damn”.)

 
 
 
 
 
Dr. Killingfont

Fetusus are less than Human! Also Yummy!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Chuma

You’re obviously not first captain

 
 
 
Jess

That’s…

Yeah. My brain hurts now.

sergeantselfevident

THAT’S FROM THE MASSIVE BEATING YOUR HUSBAND GAVE YOU LAST NIGHT.

Dragonwriter

A-ha! Now it all makes sense. You are Dork in disguise, back to torture us all.

Gorgonzola

He will rue the day he messed with us!!!…..Possibly

Lunchbox

Rue the day? Who says that anymore? Clark?

 
cobrajoe

Real Genius win.

I guess we now see who the real genius is…

 
 
 
Macavity

Shouldn’t you be at the meeting of the League of Chef-Magi?

 
 
 
 
 
Spazmataz

In Soviet Russia, women brutally attack you.

sergeantselfevident

WOLVERINES.

Spazmataz

Really? I shot like 50 of those last summer.

Dragonwriter

Any chance you could…you know…clear a few pests out of here?

*hopeful look*

spazmataz

Sorry, don’t have my freakin’ 12 gauge.

 
raelalt

I’m pretty sure a BB gun would be sufficient.

 
 
 
ghehorg

Its not good to shoot Russian women…. before the age of 30.

 
 
 
Ryan

In Soviet Russia, magazine juxtaposes you. Get it right.

Spazmataz

Oh I do apologise. I was merely speaking from experience.

 
somebody

spazmataz’s quote actually made sense and was funny, urs just sucked.

Admiral Apparent

Ryan is juxt a poser.

 
 
 
 
Slim Shammy

You beat one too?
High 5

sergeantselfevident

TIME TO GO BEAT WOMEN LOL.

Admiral Apparent

Zip up. Your tiny little elf is evident.

 
 
 
Spazmataz

Maybe you’re not pretty enough?

sergeantselfevident

HE GETS IT.

 
 
 
 
 
rayui

beatin wimminz is teh funniez! MASSIVE LAWLZ. *masturbates* hate baseball tho.

sergeantselfevident

I LOVE BEATING WOMEN.

thepowerofblue

You two are both EPIC FAILS at life.

Gorgonzola

I second that motion

ronber

I despise that moron.
We should tell your mothers for some serious female violence.

 
 
Beren

Yes - it’s sad to say they belong here, I wish they would talk less though.

 
ghehorg

Seems like they belong on the lolcat site.

Avis

They’d get booted from the lolcat site pretty fast. The lolcats may not be grammar or spelling nazis, but you had damn well better be sweetness and light! And silly.