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Christmas Candle Fail

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allera

If they had used any color but white…

Petrograd

Lucia candles are supposed to be white though :P

allera

Good Point.

Maybe beeswax candles? They don’t drip as much.

Or even if her mouth was closed. Really. For all of us with dirty minds out here, that’s just a tad bit wrong…

ErickB

This saint received the “Pedobear seal of approval”.

Jurgen

It was him!

*Points to the preacher*

Fallafel

It couldn’t be. I think it’s a girl not a 8-year old boy.

Spazmataz

Well you know it’s so hard to tell these days with their long hair and androgynous features.

ghehorg

they prefer to be called “Emo”

Spazmataz

Like “Tickle me Emo”?

ErickB

More like “Slice me Emo”.

raelalt

Naw, it’s Emo Phillips.

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fuzz on the concept

*offers clean-minded comment –*
::wax off::

fuzz on the concept

… and there’s always more where that, ah, came from –
::wax prolific::

Dragonwriter

“Wax off”….? Wait…WAIT!!!

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!*

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Slim Shammy

Jay and Silent Bob win

ENG

Doesn’t this look like some kinda “buttcake” (or however its spelled?)

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The L

There should have been some kind of rim to keep as much wax from dripping down…

And yeah, it’s not too hard to wipe up melted wax (a bit hot though), and even after it dries, you can usually just pick it off or re-melt it.

Bratenboy

dude…did you even get this one?

 
 
 
anon

Nothin`says Merry Xmas like a money shot on a loli figurine!

fuzz on the concept

How about a Caribou Barbie shooting a moose with lipstick from a helicopter?

Avis

Only if she comes with an american flag bikini.

Avis

*snert*
I love a double entendre!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Slim Shammy

Christmas Bukkake.
Her eyes are stuck shut.
Maybe its a hint for what the guys want for christmas?

loufail

Eyes stuck shut, but mouth wide open :-O

Epic fail (or dirty minds on this blog).

Slim Shammy

Oh cum all ye faithful

Simnos

Haha! Another wonderful Catholic tradition.

Torlek

No. If this were Catholic it would be a little choirboy statue.

fluffy

HO HO HO! It’s a snowball!

 
 
 
 
 
blah

ROFL!

This is going on all my xmas cards

 
Slim Shammy

Joy to the World…..

Lunchbox

The Lord has Cum…

*marches straight to hell for that one*

(as if I weren’t going there anyway)

Lunchbox

Hades, Hell, Infernus, Behelian, Occulere… Home.

fuzz on the concept

^ keeps the home fires burning

 
ENG

So anyway, this resembles a “buttcake” of some sort, right?

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raelalt

So, back to your old trick of posting the same thing multiple times.

 
sergeantselfevident

WHAT TRICK WOULD THAT BE?

 
sergeantselfevident

WHAT TRICK WOULD THAT BE??

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Khaaaaaaan

Oh cum oh cum Emmanuel?

darqmann

I have videos of that.

ghehorg

the sequal wasnt nearly as good as the original.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Spazmataz

No, you’re thinking of a different candle.

 
 
dilettante

Actually, those are poinsettias in the foreground.

fuzz on the concept

^^ holly hunter