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If they had used any color but white…
Lucia candles are supposed to be white though
Good Point.
Maybe beeswax candles? They don’t drip as much.
Or even if her mouth was closed. Really. For all of us with dirty minds out here, that’s just a tad bit wrong…
This saint received the “Pedobear seal of approval”.
It was him!
*Points to the preacher*
It couldn’t be. I think it’s a girl not a 8-year old boy.
Well you know it’s so hard to tell these days with their long hair and androgynous features.
they prefer to be called “Emo”
Like “Tickle me Emo”?
More like “Slice me Emo”.
Naw, it’s Emo Phillips.
Platinum edition.
*offers clean-minded comment –*
::wax off::
… and there’s always more where that, ah, came from –
::wax prolific::
that made me wax nostalgic…
“Wax off”….? Wait…WAIT!!!
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!*
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
Wax on.
*Waxing*
Jay and Silent Bob win
Doesn’t this look like some kinda “buttcake” (or however its spelled?)
*whacks off*
Freak’n Hilarious
There should have been some kind of rim to keep as much wax from dripping down…
And yeah, it’s not too hard to wipe up melted wax (a bit hot though), and even after it dries, you can usually just pick it off or re-melt it.
dude…did you even get this one?
Nothin`says Merry Xmas like a money shot on a loli figurine!
How about a Caribou Barbie shooting a moose with lipstick from a helicopter?
Only if she comes with an american flag bikini.
That probably is how she comes.
*snert*
I love a double entendre!!!
Christmas Bukkake.
Her eyes are stuck shut.
Maybe its a hint for what the guys want for christmas?
Eyes stuck shut, but mouth wide open :-O
Epic fail (or dirty minds on this blog).
Oh cum all ye faithful
LMAO! WIN!
Haha! Another wonderful Catholic tradition.
No. If this were Catholic it would be a little choirboy statue.
HO HO HO! It’s a snowball!
Sir, I applaud you.
ROFL!
This is going on all my xmas cards
Oh hole-y night?
Joy to the World…..
The Lord has Cum…
*marches straight to hell for that one*
(as if I weren’t going there anyway)
Going where now?
Hades, Hell, Infernus, Behelian, Occulere… Home.
^ keeps the home fires burning
hmm. Reality fail?
So anyway, this resembles a “buttcake” of some sort, right?
So, back to your old trick of posting the same thing multiple times.
WHAT TRICK WOULD THAT BE?
WHAT TRICK WOULD THAT BE??
…..the lord has cum
Ooooh. A close 2nd.
Oh cum oh cum Emmanuel?
I have videos of that.
the sequal wasnt nearly as good as the original.
first
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Holy shit
No, you’re thinking of a different candle.
holly facial
Actually, those are poinsettias in the foreground.
^^ holly hunter
Holly Hunter facial?!