Comments on: Windshield Wiper Fail

By: casey

casey — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:47:15 +0000

should be on
There I Fixed It

By: Gennums

Gennums — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:45:48 +0000

MAI ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
MAI LOLERSKATES GO SKSSS SKSSS SKSSS SKSSS

By: mirco

mirco — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:59:15 +0000

it’d work better the other way around, the sponge side grips better than the scrubby side, this way if you had to turn on the wipers before you got them fixed, it would just slip off there, you’d lose the scrubby, and scratch your window. other way, the arm would grip the sponge, and allow the scrubby to slide on the window. it’s not abrasive enough to scratch the window if only used for a short bit. this is fail indeed. nice try, but so no cigar.

By: Captain-Planet

Captain-Planet — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 06:31:17 +0000

That’s just ghetto

By: Dre

Dre — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:54:01 +0000

WIN

By: Ghandi

Ghandi — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:09:26 +0000

More like U83R 1337 fail zor

By: Ericofthenorth

Ericofthenorth — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:12:44 +0000

YEah win in my book.

By: Wolfgang DelaSangre

Wolfgang DelaSangre — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:59:35 +0000

I can say this about quite a few fails here: Necessity is the mother of ingenuity.

By: Spaztronomical

Spaztronomical — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:21:05 +0000

you see fail. i see innovation.

By: Other side of the Fence

Other side of the Fence — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:33:33 +0000

But sir, there was a really stubborn bug splatter on that side of the windshield…

By: K

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:38:04 +0000

Just don’t you forget it. This imposter’s got NOTHIN’.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:14:12 +0000

Ending up?

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:11:02 +0000

The Dharma Initiative is also looking for a few good men.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:03:20 +0000

There is a section of my library that I refer to as my to hell with civilization books.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:00:38 +0000

A wha? I thought you people at least had the gift of fire. Don’t cry, you’ll join the century eventually. The Amish are looking for a few good men, though…

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:57:24 +0000

We couldn’t afford a microwave. We had to make do with a second hand tsunami. *sobs, grabs Kleenex*

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:51:50 +0000

Your personality has clearly been developed by your childhood experiences without a microwave. Do you want to talk about it?

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:46:55 +0000

Nah, he’s 60 pounds. But I’m trying to prune him down to a chihuahua.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:46:11 +0000

Be fair. A good wax job takes a lot of time and effort. Blood and bicycles are very hard on a finish.

By: Natrin

Natrin — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:44:15 +0000

‘Screen?’ Windshield/Television Confusion Fail

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:40:13 +0000

I knew that you would own up in the end.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:39:01 +0000

Is that four inches his body length or … uh … um … never mind.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:38:08 +0000

I could…but that would be animal cruelty!

By: raelalt

raelalt — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:37:13 +0000

Damn that’s harsh.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:33:58 +0000

Or any possession, apparently. Ahem.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:32:22 +0000

My dog is a bonsai boxer, and four inches long. Beat that.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:28:53 +0000

My dog just stared at me after he was pruned.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:19:54 +0000

My dog cried when you said that.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:16:41 +0000

He’s beyond the pleasure principle, there’s no posession there.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:13:20 +0000

Call me on your tin phone and we can make up, honey.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:11:31 +0000

You’re not going to let that go, are you?

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:03:34 +0000

I thought it was when they tried to say, “the bed head” when they have a cold.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:01:51 +0000

I think they’ve got the bends, then…

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:59:11 +0000

It’s what Snap, Crackle, and Pop say when they are submerged in milk.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:57:52 +0000

Great, now I want to go watch “The Shining”. Netflix, don’t fail me now.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:56:40 +0000

What can you do? You have dial-up. It’s not your fault.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:55:01 +0000

Ok, I’ll bite…what the hell is Hebedhep? It’s not on Wikipedia.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:00:37 +0000

We don’t even need K 9 noses to tell us that.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:51:06 +0000

We can tell that you are the special K.

By: K

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:41:52 +0000

Whoa whoa WHOA, there, sister.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:40:35 +0000

Cyn’s id sin is not a sign that Cyn is possessive of ♂.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:15:55 +0000

He knows not what he does.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:15:38 +0000

And apparently he’s not at all possessive.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:13:32 +0000

His id is unconscious.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:56:30 +0000

I’ll take your pity LOL and raise you an ROFL, darlin”

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:55:43 +0000

You’re getting warmer, Mr. Berg.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:44:59 +0000

And gets a milkshake.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:44:41 +0000

That’s very considerate of you.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:42:33 +0000

The wiper goes fap, fap, fap.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:36:21 +0000

Now we know what happened to the missing wiper blade. “It was a million-to-one shot, doc!”