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Blenheimears

Wow. This is a major FAIL!

Slim Shammy

But it also stops the bar from the missin wiper from scratching the screen, so maybe temp replacement win

A. Non

Yeah, I’d call this a Temp MacGuyver Win.

thepowerofblue

MY ROFLCOWBELL GOES DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK

Thiefree

Is it broken? Or just thwapping the heads of your enemies?

emygirl

I would think that this would be a windshield wiper WIN…

 
dilettante

You SHOULD do this to your teacher’s car, as she clearly hasn’t succeeded in teaching you basic punctuation.

Admiral Apparent

Teacher cast out Cyn.

dilettante

His id is unconscious.

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Dragonwriter

And apparently he’s not at all possessive.

 
fuzz on the concept

He knows not what he does.

 
Admiral Apparent

Cyn’s id sin is not a sign that Cyn is possessive of ♂.

 
dilettante

He’s beyond the pleasure principle, there’s no posession there.

 
dilettante

Or any possession, apparently. Ahem.

 
coyote

I knew that you would own up in the end.

 
dilettante

Your personality has clearly been developed by your childhood experiences without a microwave. Do you want to talk about it?

 
coyote

We couldn’t afford a microwave. We had to make do with a second hand tsunami. *sobs, grabs Kleenex*

 
dilettante

A wha? I thought you people at least had the gift of fire. Don’t cry, you’ll join the century eventually. The Amish are looking for a few good men, though…

 
coyote

There is a section of my library that I refer to as my to hell with civilization books.

 
dilettante

The Dharma Initiative is also looking for a few good men.

 
Spaztronomical

you see fail. i see innovation.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Andrea

Yeah I’ve had to do something similar. Lost a wiper in a snowstorm but I still needed to get home so I had to rig up something with a wad of kleenexes and hair bands just to be able to get home with one wiper working and the other not scratching the hell out of my windshield.

Another Poster

I actually had to do something similar also, except mine was just a shop rag. My windshield wiper wasn’t broken, it just wasn’t touching the windshield. It worked better than a real windshield wiper, well the 2 inches that actually wiped.

fake loz

I actually had to do the same thing also, except instead of a shop rag I used toilet paper, and instead of a car windshield it was my a55hole. It worked really well!

Admiral Apparent

Now we know what happened to the missing wiper blade. “It was a million-to-one shot, doc!”

dilettante

Great, now I want to go watch “The Shining”. Netflix, don’t fail me now.

 
 
 
 
 
Lolnathan

Agreed. MacGyver WIN!!

 
Natrin

‘Screen?’ Windshield/Television Confusion Fail

 
Ericofthenorth

YEah win in my book.

 
 
Failblog, FAIL

Failbolg really has lost it.

Thiefree

Failbolg never had it. Who’s Failbolg?

ClanFever

I believe he was that fellow who was seen running after a map.

crxmanpat

Probably the same guy that was climbing on a ladder.

 
 
 
 
Salty McBallwater

This isn’t a fail - its someone trying to prevent a missing/broken wiper from causing windshield scratches until it gets replaced. Smart IMO.

The L

I say it depends on how long the sponge was left there. If the person had plenty of opportunity to replace the wiper blade and didn’t, it’s fail.

coyote

How do you know how much time was available to the owner. Assumption fail.

coyote

Sorry. I missed the “If”. Pain in the butt fail. :(

dilettante

What can you do? You have dial-up. It’s not your fault.

coyote

You’re not going to let that go, are you?

dilettante

Call me on your tin phone and we can make up, honey.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ghandi

More like U83R 1337 fail zor

 
 
thepowerofblue

Clean windshield WIN?

Loz

I have my doubts as to whether this would actually function. Anyone up for some experimentation?

Sara J

*whips out a package of sponges*

thepowerofblue

*whips it*
*whips it good*

Admiral Apparent

This driver clearly gets $10 handjob car washes.

Pretentious White Girl

But was the windshield really sponge-worthy?

Admiral Apparent

The wiper goes fap, fap, fap.

dilettante

And gets a milkshake.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

I am always willing to experiment on your windshields! ;)

ghehorg

Yeah, then I feel guilty for not giving you a dollar.

raelalt

Oh give him the freakin’ dollar already yet. It is in the name of science.

 
 
 
 
Admiral Apparent

That windshield is so clean you can eat off it.

 
 
 
 
Patrick

Spongebob?!??! Noooooooo!!

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

HI KEVIN!!!!!!!111