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Wow. This is a major FAIL!
But it also stops the bar from the missin wiper from scratching the screen, so maybe temp replacement win
Yeah, I’d call this a Temp MacGuyver Win.
Needs duct tape.
Needs more cowbell.
MY ROFLCOWBELL GOES DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK
Is it broken? Or just thwapping the heads of your enemies?
id do this to my teachers car
I would think that this would be a windshield wiper WIN…
You SHOULD do this to your teacher’s car, as she clearly hasn’t succeeded in teaching you basic punctuation.
Teacher cast out Cyn.
His id is unconscious.
And apparently he’s not at all possessive.
He knows not what he does.
Cyn’s id sin is not a sign that Cyn is possessive of ♂.
He’s beyond the pleasure principle, there’s no posession there.
Or any possession, apparently. Ahem.
I knew that you would own up in the end.
Your personality has clearly been developed by your childhood experiences without a microwave. Do you want to talk about it?
We couldn’t afford a microwave. We had to make do with a second hand tsunami. *sobs, grabs Kleenex*
A wha? I thought you people at least had the gift of fire. Don’t cry, you’ll join the century eventually. The Amish are looking for a few good men, though…
There is a section of my library that I refer to as my to hell with civilization books.
The Dharma Initiative is also looking for a few good men.
you see fail. i see innovation.
win
agreed. duct tape fixes all!
Yeah I’ve had to do something similar. Lost a wiper in a snowstorm but I still needed to get home so I had to rig up something with a wad of kleenexes and hair bands just to be able to get home with one wiper working and the other not scratching the hell out of my windshield.
I actually had to do something similar also, except mine was just a shop rag. My windshield wiper wasn’t broken, it just wasn’t touching the windshield. It worked better than a real windshield wiper, well the 2 inches that actually wiped.
I actually had to do the same thing also, except instead of a shop rag I used toilet paper, and instead of a car windshield it was my a55hole. It worked really well!
Now we know what happened to the missing wiper blade. “It was a million-to-one shot, doc!”
Great, now I want to go watch “The Shining”. Netflix, don’t fail me now.
Agreed. MacGyver WIN!!
‘Screen?’ Windshield/Television Confusion Fail
YEah win in my book.
Failbolg really has lost it.
Failbolg never had it. Who’s Failbolg?
I believe he was that fellow who was seen running after a map.
Probably the same guy that was climbing on a ladder.
This isn’t a fail - its someone trying to prevent a missing/broken wiper from causing windshield scratches until it gets replaced. Smart IMO.
I say it depends on how long the sponge was left there. If the person had plenty of opportunity to replace the wiper blade and didn’t, it’s fail.
How do you know how much time was available to the owner. Assumption fail.
Sorry. I missed the “If”. Pain in the butt fail.
What can you do? You have dial-up. It’s not your fault.
You’re not going to let that go, are you?
Call me on your tin phone and we can make up, honey.
More like U83R 1337 fail zor
Clean windshield WIN?
I have my doubts as to whether this would actually function. Anyone up for some experimentation?
*whips out a package of sponges*
*whips hips*
*whips out… nevermind*
*whips it*
*whips it good*
This driver clearly gets $10 handjob car washes.
But was the windshield really sponge-worthy?
The wiper goes fap, fap, fap.
And gets a milkshake.
I am always willing to experiment on your windshields!
Yeah, then I feel guilty for not giving you a dollar.
Oh give him the freakin’ dollar already yet. It is in the name of science.
That windshield is so clean you can eat off it.
You first.
That’s very considerate of you.
No “first” yet?
Frißt!
Frisst? Hmm
Spongebob?!??! Noooooooo!!
HI KEVIN!!!!!!!111