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Delicious Sausage
STFU Man now I’m hungry. Gawwwwwd.
manburger?
Manwich?
Hommeous?
rediculously awesome comment!
I’m green with envy!
^ A little too desperate here. ^
WITH CHEESE.
With Soylent Green!!!
Are you kidding? Have you seen the additives in that stuff?
its Human
Who’s human?
He’s trying to say someone owns this Human.
No, its green coloring #5, nasty stuff.
And who does this nasty green coloring belong to?
Looks like it came from Vienna.
the Soylent Manufacturing Co. of Walla Walla Washington
Green color #5 is made of unicorns, which is why we should all ban soylent green.
We have a Hacker Funeral Parlor here………………..no kidding! Will post pic someday here.
I work at a funeral home…..
uhh… I don’t know if I should ask… but… as a butcher?
*room goes silent*
Where’s mr. s.a.u.s.a.g.e. when you really need him?
He’ll be here in a sec, if you mention someone’s name on Failblog they instantly show up.
Hm?
BRING OUT SATAN, LET’S DO THIS.
Your comment contained no additives or thickeners, just organic goodness.
I thought guys liked thickeners.
lol
There’s enough thick humor on this site as is.
I tend to bee particular in my choice of thickeners.
Lol… I used to live near this place.
did you die near it?
Yes. Apparently it was a Pet Cemetery.
I’m sorry for your loss.
I don’t want to be buried in a pet cemetery.
Gabba gabba hey!
Yo, Joey! R.I.P.P,* dude!
___
*Rock in Punk Peace
PUNK ROCK DOES NOT HAVE PEACE.
You need to be sedated.
that is an unfortunately named funeral home.
No $h!t, Sherlock!
A complete absence of excrement indeed, my dear Watson.
Wondrous remedies exist to relieve such difficulties, my dear Watson.
My dear Watson, might I suggest some laxatives for your constipation?
Alimentary my dear Watson. Alimentary.
Oh, but until you try out their on-site restaurant…you haven’t lived!
How’s the service?
They hire fast zombies.
On the plus side, at least you won’t have to ask “Am I gone?”
“I’m not dead yet! I’m getting better!”
“You’re not fooling anyone, you know.”
YET ANOTHER HOLY GRAIL QUOTE. YOU’D THINK AFTER A WHILE WE’D QUOTE SOME OF THE OTHER MONY PYTHON MOVIES.
Loz’s quotes were relevenat to the topic at hand.
*giant hammer labelled FAIL swings down from side of stage and hits sergeantselfeveident on the head*
was that Maxwell’s siver (fail) hammer?
TERRIBLE PERSON! NOBODY CARES!
….. Wait what?
We DO quote other Python sketches. Pay more attention! *slaps*
“This Parrot is no more.”
shut up bignose
“My nipples explode with the light!”
“I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars!”
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off onto the living room carpet.
Stop that! That’s silly!
Not as silly as hovercrafts full of eels.
Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
Undertaker: Well you can bury her, burn her or dump her”
Later in the sketch:
Undertaker: I THINK WE’VE GOT AN EATER!
Fred: I’ll get the oven on!
Man: Um, er…excuse me, um, are you… are you suggesting we should eat my mother?
(pause)
Undertaker: Yeah. Not raw, not raw. We cook her. She’d be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing. Delicious! (smacks his lips)
Who are you callin’ bignose?
Mr. Luxury Yacht.