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Damn, getting pretty bossy on the billboard.
Very rude indeed, telling people what to do.
i have a stinkin’ account but it wont let me post with it! what do i do? I WILL DO ANY THING TO KNOW PLZ!I WILLBE ON ANNOYING PEOPLE UNTIL I NO THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the “Be Polite.” looks pretty photoshop like. Almost as if the photographer was desperate for lulz…
No, it’s real. There’s one around here. Unfortunately it doesn’t say “Go fuck yourself” on the bottom.
No, this is for real photoshopped. Maybe there’s a billboard by you, but it’s easy to tell this one was made.
Why would you photoshop that? and who cares? its funny.
We have this in ND along I-29 because rude canadians like to come to our wal-marts. Seriously, a rich guy put them up himself for this reason.
I’ve seen them around here too.
hey,lulz is my name.
lmfao they were desperate for you!!
i believe the nicer way to say it would have been “politely go f#@$ yourself please.” they forgot to say please.
I would do it either way, whether they say please or not.
*masturbates*
Yes, I’ve heard that you’ll do it either way.
My word, that’s a chunky period.
/vicar&actress blog
It’s just a little bigger than the dot over the i. I think it’s got the right proportions. i.i.i.i.
Nonsense. Everybody knows that proper dots over ‘i’s should always be MASSIVE and hollow, drawn freehand (preferably by a girl named Cindi), and filled with a smiley.
That’d make the cred(^u^)t crunch more palatable.
And heart-shaped.
Just like your box is…
Where you’ve been trapped?
Lyrics FAIL
I’m a girl named Cindi and I find that comment very offensive. >=( People that “dot” their i’s in that manner should be shot on sight.
Ok, I don’t really find it offensive, that would be retarded.
The second statement still holds.
What about lower case j ?
Nevermind that, how did they get that upside-down d?
Antique-fail reference win.
that’s kinda sad. you actually had time to read enough comments to
understand the reference (oops, double-standards [I think])
d(0v0)b lol
Technically it’s an upside-down b.
Heh, true. Oops.
No, you had it right. Rotate a “d” 180 degrees, you’ll get a “p”.
if you rotate it around z
but if you rotate “d” around x, you get q
and around y, you get b
this little lesson in cartesian geometry brought to you by the joint efforts of boredom, working nights (therefore not at work right now) and insomnia (largely due to a snoring wife)
Tried to rotate a zero every way I could, but came up with nothing.
You nihilist!
Rotate your tires and you get better wear.
I get where better?
You’re a chunky period.
Allahu akbar
Sallami a la tomato pizza.
Beren! I forgot one, go listen to Trentemoller.
Aldi Lidl
(unclear, off the music list the other day)
A$$ a lickin salami.
Whatever, fuck it. Be polite.
Didn’t the billboard teach you anything?
Well, I’m waiting for it to show me how to politely go f@ck myself…
Maybe by bringing yourself flowers first?
Or by calling yourself afterward?
lovingly caress your knuckles
Cuddle with yourself afterwards…
Ahhh… will add it to the list – can’t do music at work though
amen to that
ahh, look, baby jesus learned his spelling lesson
too bad he has tourette’s
would’ve been funny if they spelt it wrong. lol
still funny though
Spelt has a complex history. It is a hexaploid wheat species known from genetic evidence to have originated as a hybrid of a domesticated tetraploid wheat such as emmer wheat and the wild goat-grass Aegilops tauschii.
Perhaps you meant “spelled” ?
They are both acceptable words.
Tommy eats his edible spelt word.
Try being correct before being clever. Spelt is valid
would be funnier of it was spelt wrong. lol
still made me lol
Ummph!
Not only did you repeat yourself, but you did so badly.
You should publicly shame yourself.
Perhaps you should give it a polite rest for a spell?
Be careful. He might quote the sign.
PWNED
Quite frankly, the billboard had it coming. It should have said “Please be polite.”
I felt the same about that sign. Be Polite is more of a harsh command than a polite request, but it could be more does as I say and not as I do.
The billboard had it coming for so many reasons… I totally would have written that “go #$%^ yourself” myself, although I might have added “please”.
ok … i kiujhy gf
In some cases, to go f’uck yourself is the polite thing to do.
People are always telling me that
Maybe you should listen to them.
Btw: Witty Graviti Win!
I don’t think gravity has anything to do with it, Newton. (Perhaps you meant “graffiti”?)
D’OH!! Of course I meant graffiti. My english gets worse by the second!
Technically, this may be considered a graffito. “Graffiti” is plural. You can get away with using “graffito” in the plural to denote “markings,” but when it’s a single example like this, it can be termed a graffito.
.
(The preceding over-analysis politely and pedantically provided by your Failblog TMI Service.)
Thank-you.
How?
I mean, my good sir, pray do tell how one might reproduce with oneself?
Go fyck yourself.
Does your willy touch your bum ring? If so then GFY. As the joke goes
I soo love that you said “bum ring”! Is that a real word(s)? Shouldn’t it be bumring like boomerang?
Quite.
Now, imagine a fetus developing in either of those places…
so, you think it’s not sex if it doesn’t produce a baby?
“well it’s the same with us, harry”
“what do you mean?”
“well, we’ve got two children, and we’ve had sexual intercourse twice”
Yoga?
No thanks, too much bending over.
*masturbates*
B3nd 0v3r and I’ll show you bending over.
Oh, wait…
ASS2ASS?? *masturbates som moar*
SPELLING FAIL!
Too excited fail.
Calm down and go eff urself.
No Loz? This party sucks.
*leaves*
True dat.
Yeah she seems to have developed a life.
*shudders*
Sorry d00ds, I am officially back at uni. But I have a 3-day week, so party on!
*pfft*
Spend some of your student loan on one of them fancy dandy internet phone thingies.
Oh and on suprise run and hugs I am a master.
I don’t qualify for a student loan
*shakes fist*
I have one of them fancy internet phone thingies but I’m not gonna do a PWG and sit failblogging in class.
Awww, why not?
What are you studying?
You can only get a student grant if your household income is below a certain level. I could technically get a loan but I’d rather not spend the rest of my life paying it off.
Studying Geography, Archaeology and Palaeoecology. Bit of a mouthful.
Sounds like fun stuff though.
If you can do it without the loans, do it. I had loans. I paid the loans. Now they say I owe them for one of those loans. Let me repeat, I PAID the loans. they call everyday, ON MY CELL PHONE!! My father, who I intend to repay in kind, gave them my number.
Bit of a mouthful?
Nope, not gonna make a joke here.
Thank-you for your restraint.
u wanna know a really long word that is halfway impossible to pronounce?
Gammaracanthuskytodermogammarus loricatobaicalensis
PWG… Pro Wrestling Guerrilla?
Pretentious White Girlilla
Pet Wendy’s Gooch.
I do this daily.
*masterbates*
There certainly is a ‘u’ in masturbates…
You can’t spell “masturbate” without “u”
Ahahaha this rebellious hoodlum has a sense of irony… I appreciate that.
Ahahaha this rebellious hoodlum^ has a sense of a fat-soluble vitamin the single-letter designation for which is derived from the German word “koagulation.”… I appreciate that.
Thanks for the K-rationale.
Ya gotta admit, it screamed for it.
Graffiti (and basic modern sensibility) win!
Of course it screamed for it. In fact it would have impolite if no one had graffiti’d it.
And yet daddy didn’t stop. The bastard.
We don’t care about your family problems.
I see your talkin’ out both ends now.
you’re
*blush*
(I wasn’t going to say anything, since you went all “knight in shining armor” and came to my defense and all! )
Ah, thanks. I knew that took some restraint. I’m glad sis is back at school, though. I still have bad childhood memories of waking up with red pen tattoos!
Well it was the polite thing to do. And Dragon is, above all else, polite.
It’s true. For example, I always say “please” when I ask someone to go f’uck themselves!
Yes, yes you do. Even when burning someone, you do give them warning first. Of course, the rest of us try to warn them too. Not that the “burnee” ever listens.
So…do you think it would be impolite if I were to take all my students out and drown them?
*clutches hair in extremely dramatic gesture of despair*
*goes back to grading freshman papers*
Do they deserve drowning? Do none of them show ANY signs of promise? Surely there is at least one who would benefit from your wisdom and wit.
Okay, you’re being AWfully nice to me. What’s going on??
This wouldn’t have anything to do with feelings of pity stemming from your newfound knowledge of a hitherto undisclosed, albeit somewhat distressing, fact regarding my general soundness and wellbeing, would it?
‘Cuz if so…stop it! :p
Trust me…I still have enough backbone to withstand the slings and arrows. Bring on the outrageous fortune!
(And okay, FINE! Yes, some of them show promise, so I guess I won’t drown them after all.)
Uh no, that wasn’t where I was going with that one. You are a Dragon after all!! You HAVE to have a backbone for that! Slings and arrows, pffft! Your students haven’t had you for a professor for long enough to be able to sling any arrows!! One or two might be able to feebly toss a dart, arrows won’t come until finals.
Heee… Okay. You’ve just been saying terribly nice things about me all night. Not that I mind! Don’t think me ungrateful! It just occurred to me that a truly empathetic person might…you know…be empathizing.
*hug!*
*hugs back*
You do know that all those arrows come finals will be yours, all over their papers, right?!
And while I might be a bird, but I’ll try to be able to have your back when ever I might need me.
You might need me rather. Ummm… yeah… too much wine… time for bed.
……*SNERK!!!*
Ahem…okay, I’m done now.
G’night! I’m gonna go crawl into bed now.
Awww… did I miss the wine?
Sorry…I needed it all to get through these papers.
I am FINALLY done with my grading. And it’s only a little
after one in the morning!
*falls over into a stupor*
Dragonwriter, an idea for an extra credit assignment. If your students can be on this site for a week and not have their grammar ripped to shreds, they pass. Of course there may be morals issues involved.
Heeee!
I don’t think I really want my students observing my…erm…comportment on this blog!
There are some things my students just don’t need to know about me.
I understand. You don’t want them to know where you hang out.
The “Be Polite.” is fake. You can tell by the fact its completely flat, whereas the billboard is at an angle. A few other reasons and it just screams fake.
That’s not what it screams. Please follow directions.
OK….?
So you’re saying that the “Be Polite.” section of the billboard should be blank and the “GO F#CK YOURSELF!” part IS the real billboard?
Last time I looked billboards and the words upon them are FLAT! The visual angle the photo was taken is not sufficiently far enough off of perpendicular to allow you to perceive the perspective without careful measurement, but I assure you that the words do follow the “angle” of the the physical billboard. Thus, not a fake.
Next reason?
We may have heard the last of Will’s testament.
Fire at Will.
If he does not respond is he now a won’t?
A Will not.
Poor Will!
it’s real. i’ve seen the billboard before; it’s on the highway between grand forks and fargo, north dakota. they have a few others with different sayings.
So what? Doesn’t make it less of a LULZ.
Should be labeled as win.
A win would be had they written “Go f”ck yourself *please*.”
Is the word ‘com’ missing after the dot?
This message brought to you by Dick Cheney.
And the National Rifle Association…
lol
Would have been better if they had said ‘please’…what a missed opportunity.
I believe many people have already said that, Bagelsley.
Please pass the smoked fish.
Can’t. I’m in a Scottish lake.
*lochs Dragon in her dungeon*
Teehee.
That’s fine with me, as long as I have my gem.
(You know how much dragons like their treasure!)
Please don’t let’s start a Dungeons and Dragons nerd fest.
♫
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an earl gray tea
♫
many miles away?
Would have been better if you’d read the second comment posted that was posted on this thread by me.* But it seems you took the opportunity to miss it.
____
*And, obviously, I’m not me.
Ahhh….oh well, not to worry.
Of course you are not me. You’re you and I am me.
…and we are all together.
Now where’s my friggin’ bukkit?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Those dudes must have been laughing their ass off as they sprayed that on.
Did they just have the one between them? That must have looked pretty strange!
You’ve never heard of the notorious conjoined twin tagger?
*grins*
and lol.
Haha
*cuddles pob*
*cuddles Loz*
*doesn’t run*
They decided to combine their assets.
Wouldn’t it be great if this billboard was right down the street from the car wash fail below?
FAKE
even if it is fake, it’s funny
This actually isnt fake. These are all over the state of North Dakota. I know, its fucked up. There is one in Bismark, Grand Forks and Fargo areas for sure. Havent seen the one with the spray paint on it yet though.
North Dakota. Brings back memories. All bad.
If the earth had an asshole, Minot would be its hemorrhoid.
Finally! Someone other than me that’s actually seen these billboards!
Not only do they have the “Be Polite” signs, but there are several other ones, including “Have a Nice Day”, all in the same ugly bulky font. I think Newman signs are to blame (http://www.newmansigns.com/index.html).
I’ve wanted to do that so much to one of those billboards.
This photo made me very happy. Ear to ear grin – thank you Failblog!!
lol
HAVE A SHITACULAR DAY!
lol don’t worry, i will
Cheney must have been passing by…
lol
I have also seen the billboards. They are all over North Dakota. Some say Smile, Be Polite, and I believe Have a Nice Day. I’ve seen them in Fargo, Bismarck, Williston, Grand Forks. I am surprised its taken so long for this to happen to them.
This is NOT a fail, due to the words being spray painted on the board. The only way it would be a fail is if the board had been printed like that!
It’s funny, but definitely not a fail!
i want to shake the hand o whoever spray painted that billboard
That’s a Win
……..i have pictures of link pasted all over my desk top…..you don’t want to know what the desk top picture is though…..
this should definetlely be a win
HILarious! lolness. I just said LOL out loud. i think i need a hobby….
some kids were yelling that the other night! isnt that odd..
That is a win, in my book
Freedom of Speech WIN
umm, i can’t even think of a comment except WIN
obviously photoshopped=FAIL
u can see the joinin lines on the white part of the bill board but no join line over the black, its jus been slapped over, if those signs exsisted then the uploader shuld vandalised one for real, wuld be funnier.
Dude…the join-lines are black, the writing is black. GL seeing them. Idc if it’s a fake, but it should be GRAFFITI WIN.
that is without a doubt the coolest billboard ever!