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  1. sublime says:

    con-, of course, but n00b is acceptables

  2. pollywolly says:

    The fail here isn’t that the student didn’t write the correct answer. It’s that the teacher didn’t know what noob meant. :)

  3. Rehbeinator says:

    Heh. Not an opposites fail, but a grading fail.

  4. seth_gabriel says:

    its a WIN dammit

  5. Setagana says:

    Definite win!

  6. State Your Name says:

    I have intolerance towards careless writers like this noob. Hopefully he will someday go get a live.

  7. stormrider says:

    The opposite of death is ‘life’, not ‘live’
    The opposite of hopeless is ‘hopeful’ not ‘hopefull’

    So much fail.

  8. glenstar says:

    pollywolly has it nailed!

  9. superted says:

    Also, live isn’t an opposite to Death – double fail!

  10. Will says:

    Obviously the teacher is too nood to know… :D

  11. Slim Shammy says:

    funnyexamanswers.com

  12. Beren says:

    No! Internets have to be Earned! Do you think I just give them away?!?

  13. newb says:

    That’s 1337.

  14. Stroffer says:

    I’ll defy the risk of being called a n00b by asking; I can see why the others are wrong, but why did he get corrected for writing intolerance as the the opposit of tolerance?

    • adam antichrist says:

      because he got it right and that’s a tick?

      • Stroffer says:

        Woah, okay… Guess the teacher really is a n00b then. English is not my mother tounge but even I can tell he fucked everything but “intolerance” up :P

        And btw, where I live (Sweden), that “tick” is what you get when you don’t get it right.

        • Fate says:

          The opposite of tolerance is fundamentalist.

        • MarkFL says:

          Allow me to make a slight correction. It’s not “fucked everything but ‘intolerance’ up.” Instead, “fucked up everything but ‘intolerance.’”

          Not to pick, just trying to help with correct usage of the “F” word because nobody wants to be responsible for a Fuck Fail! :-)

        • coyote says:

          Over here (U.S.A.) “tick” is the sound that half of a clock makes.

  15. Wolfie says:

    Oh come on, that was total win on the kid’s part.

  16. Lam says:

    Teachur a parently nvr plaiz mmoz

  17. recon says:

    what a noob

  18. someone important says:

    oooooold

  19. Whut? says:

    MY ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI

  20. Destin says:

    Mislabeled, should be win.

  21. lolwut says:

    wtf, spelling fail! “live” and “hopefull”?!

  22. chez says:

    Ah, the seed of our culture, young minds who will grow up to be the great thinkers of their time….

  23. Martin says:

    LOOOOOOL

  24. knallbi says:

    looks more like a win to me…

  25. Stryder says:

    Surely the opposite of pro- is pro+ ;)

  26. somebody says:

    that kid is clearly azn to be so 733t at his age

  27. Caitlyn says:

    This is a glorious WIN.

  28. Michael says:

    Same answer i would put

    And its is a WIN!!111!!

  29. PsyCho says:

    that’s a win right there !

  30. Lolnathan says:

    This picture is ancient. At least 6 years old.

  31. erica says:

    Quiz difficulty fail.

  32. Ignatz says:

    l33t hax GTG
    Pwn n00bs ftw

  33. raelalt says:

    George W. Bush’s college entrance exam?

  34. Mich says:

    Smartass Kid Win.

  35. Ang says:

    It is not really a fail. A noob or Newb is someone who is new at something there for not a pro.

  36. Perpetual Memory Loss says:

    Hahahaha that’s hilarious. The kid should’ve gotten some extra points for that one.

  37. Andrew says:

    This is no fail. This is WIN all the way!

  38. The teacher is such a noob!

  39. GOLU says:

    Simple logic!
    if u r a hardcore-gamer, then the answer will ob be noob!
    if u r not, then it wil ob be con!

  40. Gellman says:

    PurePwnage.com WIN!

  41. This is a teacher fail. The spelling of hopeful was not corrected. The opposite of the noun death is life. The opposite of the verb live is die. The opposite of the adjective live is recorded. At least the lesson reinforced the importance of tolerance. You wouldn’t want to miss any opportunity for that in school, which probably excuses the teacher’s inability to teach basic English.

  42. Mathy says:

    Actually, it was WIN, not FAIL.
    Kids this age knowing “noob” shows he kicks ass in MMO, or got kicked so many times he learnt.

  43. sabremeister says:

    Answer 3 is also wrong. Should be “Capable”

  44. carth says:

    I want to give this kid a cookie.

  45. ink says:

    what is a n00b?

  46. sa+an says:

    I believe that is a win, not a fail.

  47. Ryan says:

    The teacher Fails Too

    Death – Live
    Should Be
    Death – Life

  48. Avis says:

    Question: if careless is the opposite of careful, what is the opposite of reckless?

  49. trueself says:

    In #5, not only does the student get the word right but illustrates it by the cross out and replacement of the letter “e”? If he/she had been careful rather than careless the correction would not have been necessary.

  50. The student doesn’t fail. The teacher fails for not knowing what the student was talking about.

  51. Agnus says:

    I wonder what’s the opposite of 1337…

  52. samantha says:

    *giggle*

    That kid just shot the finger to every educational system in the world.

  53. FAILURE says:

    HALO 2 WIN!!!

  54. thegameboy says:

    the kid’s obviously a noob hater…
    just like the people at
    http://z4.invisionfree.com/Shadedvision/index.php?act=idx

    a nintendo forum…

  55. vales says:

    I say “win” to the audacity of this kid!

  56. Lomoco says:

    That’s WIN.

  57. Hmmmm says:

    This is a FAIL Blog FAIL – This is opposites WIN!!!

  58. pew pew says:

    The teacher was probably looking for “amateur” or “con” but the kid totally wins for proper use of slang.

  59. Jesse says:

    WIN ftw

  60. no fail.. WIN.. no friggin noobs at frigginrandom.com..hahahaha

  61. sanDmAN says:

    this deserves a big fat WIN

  62. Achi says:

    I just hope they don’t live were my tax dollars are paying for their schooling.

  63. John says:

    WIN. C’mon.

  64. GBF707frmNT says:

    This is a win actually. Peter Nguyen from NT did this.

  65. In the spirit of the English test . . .

    WIN is to LOSE as SUCCEED is to [BLANK]?

  66. Ryoushi says:

    LOL
    best.

  67. Tai says:

    It’s ‘hopeful’, not ‘hopefull’.

    Teacher fail.

  68. darkweasel says:

    actually this image is several years old..while it really is fail, i already knew it xD

  69. polka dots says:

    Haha that’s more win than fail!

  70. Igor says:

    ROFL thats win, not fail!

  71. DarkRookie says:

    That is a win if anything. I hope that kid got that right after explaining it.

  72. Mosseman says:

    I quickly scanned the comments, but nobody seems to have pointed out that the opposite of death is “life” and the opposite of hopeless is “hopeful”.

  73. TheBlob says:

    This kid is a disgrace for society….i hope it’s a kid. Take a break from games and go to S-C-H-O-O-L.

  74. Zari says:

    That kid is my hero.

  75. Psychopanda93 says:

    Amen. He has good parents. lol

  76. Dr.Phail says:

    I actually think thats a win to be honest

  77. kerrythekiwi says:

    WIN!

  78. Vincent says:

    ITS AN EPIC WIN YOU RETARD

  79. Alienpoo says:

    Right this needs to be summed up.

    The RIGHT answer is Anti-. Not Con or Amateur.

    When your Pro-abortion, the opposite is Anti-abortion, not Con-abortion, not Amateur-abortion, the – is key.

    Technically that also invallidates Noob (Noob-abortion? Nah).

    If there wasn’t a – I would personally consider this fail on the markers half since N00b should be a acceptablle answer. As commenters have pointed out, the marker still fails for marking live and hopefull as right.

  80. web says:

    Doesn’t seem like failure to me, except he spelled n00b wrong…

  81. K says:

    Clueless teacher win.

  82. whois:fail says:

    Success: xBox 360. Epic fail: Amerikun edukatinel sistem.

  83. Fallynn says:

    n00b is totally acceptable. hello!! gamer talk!!

  84. kondr says:

    its double fail (teacher fails too) : hopefull is written with one (L)

  85. Lo'oris says:

    old.

    and it’s not a “fail”.

  86. meanie says:

    I think the kid was trying to say “newbie” as the opposite of pro[fessional].

  87. Salem says:

    Fire that teacher. She fails.

  88. tokyo says:

    total WIN!

  89. Jonny says:

    OMG Sublime.. Pro- and ur opposite is Con-???? WOW.. OMG! FAIL AT comment
    MEGA FAIL.. WTF Pro- is either post- or anti- what the heck is con- OMG

  90. Grimes says:

    Teacher fails for not knowing what a n00b is. And life is the opposite of death not “live:. Teacher fails 2X for checking that one correctly.

  91. DeepThinkerSarcasticSpeaker says:

    Why, yes, those new to the world (AKA noobs) very rarely die…at least of natural causes…

  92. DeepThinkerSarcasticSpeaker says:

    Why, yes, the opposite of a pro (professional) is a noob (newbie)…on the other hand, why is he so game-obsessed?

  93. tons of fun says:

    this should be a WIN not a fail…. the opposite of pro is noob, everyone knows this

  94. C says:

    Hahahaha!! But this isn’t wrong?! xD It’s so true~~

  95. P says:

    The real fail here is the teacher for not correcting the other 2 words that were wrong, as otherse have pointed out. Death -> Life and Hopeless -> Hopeful (no 2nd L). Thatz y are kidz r smart.

  96. hotfuzz459 says:

    what the fuck he should have gotten that right!!! fucking dumbass teacher

  97. Niki says:

    lol teacher fail

    death =life ≠ live = dead

  98. criztu says:

    roxor

  99. Jonas says:

    If i were a teacher, i would give him an A+ 4 teh lulz

  100. casey says:

    you call that fail? that’s fucking awesome.
    definately WIN.

  101. Dre says:

    That’s a win

  102. pineapple-express smoker says:

    i’d say it’s a win

  103. Bones says:

    Lol xD I tried that once, the teacher said they’d never heard of the word, so it was wrong

  104. laura says:

    YESS!!!!!

  105. violet/riga says:

    The teacher is clearly marking the task rather than the spelling, so you can’t say that it’s a failing of the teacher when they are obviously ignoring the spelling as long as the correct word is identified.

  106. pickurnose says:

    ur people r boobs
    oops i mean NOOBS

  107. David says:

    Jesus christ you all FAIL SO HARD

    I’ll explain

    Oppisite of Death:

    hteaD

    Opposite of Pro-:

    -prP

    Opposite of Hopeless:

    sselepoH

    Opposite of Tolerance:

    ecnareloT

    Opposite of Careful:

    luferaC

    Uber Noobs

    • divaD says:

      First thing: Name very appropriate

      You are completely right except

      You wrote
      Opposite of Pro-:

      -prP

      -orP was the correct anser n00b

  108. divaD says:

    And

    Oppisite of Death:

    hteaD

    htaeD was the correct answer

  109. divaD says:

    Apart from that you did come up with the correct answer.

    By the way i know where you live.

  110. David says:

    Ah Touche

    I’m not touching anything

    If you get that reference you Win

    If you don’t get the referance but worked out why it was funny You’re OK

    If you don’t get the reference or can work it out u r teh uber n00b

  111. DaviddivaD says:

    Heh lol

    It was actually the same person writing all of those comments what a n00b

  112. ^ says:

    Is a n00b

    Look at my name if you didn’t notice

  113. WoW says:

    The 7 comments above me fail

  114. Worl of Warcraft says:

    The 8 comments above me fail

  115. Fail says:

    Alright stop it everyone above me

  116. DaviddivaD says:

    k

  117. WoW says:

    Alright

  118. Worl of Warcraft says:

    kkk

  119. 1010101010101010101 says:

    101010101010101010101

  120. Patrick says:

    lol this is PHAIL!!!! cuz pro-con, and L337-Nub

  121. Sean says:

    if it wasn’t for the context that sure as hell would be a win

  122. max says:

    lol its from athene
    “pro or noob thats life”

  123. Jonny says:

    what an idiot, its NEWB not noob… jeez

  124. icanhazfailburger? says:

    You know, this should be an epic win.

  125. AB says:

    technically the first one is wrong too. Shows how much American teachers know about grammar.

    death is a noun. live is a verb, adjective or adverb. the correct answer would be either “life” or “birth”, depending on which meaning of death you take.

  126. Why are you so stupid says:

    Sorry Alice, you’re the only one that fails here.

  127. aMeRiCaN cHe Is SuCh A nOoB says:

    that is fully a win.
    BTW, if con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress?
    hahaha political.
    -

  128. Gnarkill says:

    the teacher should have given a tick.why a cross?

  129. Matt says:

    dude, this is a total win. give that kid extra credit

  130. sandwerm says:

    n00b is the opposite of pro…

  131. JonnoJ says:

    WIN!

  132. ***i***** says:

    Thats not a fail! a noob is def the opposite of pro…
    failblog fail.

  133. alex says:

    thats an epic win

  134. Grand Admiral Drek'hul says:

    Student = EPIC WIN

    Teacher = EPIC FAIL

  135. John says:

    That’s a WIN!

  136. Boyah says:

    Death – live is worse than pro- – noob, really.

  137. Bathos says:

    Thats an epic win, not a fail…

  138. EasyBrownieMix says:

    Is this a fail on the teachers part?

  139. rh says:

    I dont get it. Opposite of con- is pro- just as congress is opposite of progress

  140. Stephan says:

    Is “pro” standing for “professional” (opposite of “amateur”) or is it in this case the opposite of “against”?


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