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con-, of course, but n00b is acceptables
That student wins. Muchly.
Actually on second thought – although he wins at writing n00b, he doesn’t know that ‘life’ is the opposite of death (not ‘live’) and he can’t spell ‘hopeful’…
Indeed – so the teacher is the person who fails for marking those answers as right.
And Sublime – it could also be ‘Anti-’.
Could also be amateur, as in your mum is an amateur porn star.
Mmm necrophilia for the win!
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Nor monkey around with a beastialist.
Nor donkey around, I have never heard of monkeys…yikes.
In offering the teaching that we are to engage with and indulge the animal sides of our natures with skill, moderation, and loving, attentive care, one of Rumi’s most risqué poems advises the use a gourd when having sex with a donkey!
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(It’s a long poem, and not so suitable for merely prurient eyeballs — but references can be found discussing it, placing “Rumi” and “gourdcrafting” in a search engine.)
Yeah, totally not a long poem. But NSFW.
Let’s not make an ass of ourselves here.
ok where do we go from talking about n00b5 to bestiality in 5 comments
lol Too cute!
I like how he scratches out the e in ‘careless’, and writes an e in its place. Correction fail.
No, you would be caught dead, see? That’s how they getcha!
@ me:
Kid actually has sidlexia it looks like.. he crossed out the e
because he didn know what the word looked like, or was unsure..
either that he is very young.. think of this exercise, i got them in
primary school.
but anyway, this kid must kick ass. my theory on kick assness:
you wake up in the morning, you don’t open doors, you kick them down
When you burn ants with a magnifier glass, you do it at night.
This is all to do with the theory of relativity.
as an object travels in an orbit, the object experiences time passing
slower.. So as the person travels faster around the earth, by kicking
down doors, they live for longer, so they can kick more ass.
so, when this guy plays halo, he can stick someone by bouncing it
off his own shield he deployed, that, sending it through a lift, sticking it
to arbiter, who walks into his target like the noob he is
WTF
@Some guy:
“This is all to do with the theory of relativity.
as an object travels in an orbit, the object experiences time passing
slower.. ”
PLEASE! Go look up the theory of relativity, read it carefully. It’s the SPEED of an Object. Nothing to do with the ORBIT……. or kicking down doors or kicking as or shield or whatever it is that you’re alluding to. Go Outside! Get some SUNLIGHT.
@TT:
You FAIL.
Agreed
I concur!
Indeed.
Quite.
(Agreements wont nest below this level)
I disagree to this nesting area.
you sir, win.
indeed
Epic Fail
anyone who burns ants with a magnifying glass is an douche bag.
even pretending you had that correct about orbits and aging slower, during a kick, there is no real “orbit” unless youre doing some street fighter type bullshit, and even still, that would make the torso an axis and the foot would be in orbit, therefore, your foot will live longer, not you.
Burns ants with a magnifying glass…At Night?
I beats having to deal with the Tiger.
Whoops, sorry wrong forum thread reference. (belonged at Woot)
lmao! Mistaken reply almost sounding like it should make sense: win.
burning ants with a magnifying glass is not the most anti-social thing a person can do- in an adult it is a little troubling, but how different is it from spraying pesticides? In children, i would hope it to be pretty common, at least among those children who have a magnifying glass available to them… I did it when i was young, at least until my sister made me feel like a heel for it… but as far as i’m concerned, its a sign of healthy curiosity about the natural world, something that is all too absent from education anymore.
and as far as orbital dynamics go, any object in freefall is in orbit- maybe a very short orbit, but an orbit nonetheless.
tl;dr
you cn compare it to pesticides if you want. frankly id rather be gassed than burned, but whateva. and i dont use pesticides either. i taught my dog to eat flies tho. keeps them out, and keeps her happy and in shape running around the house. we dont get much else, san diegos nice like that.
You’re right about the ants.
Napalm is much more effective.
Is AN douche bag? Grammar FAIL.
That’s the kind of life I want to live. I think I’ll start the day by kicking down my shower door. How refreshing, Irish Spring with a nice breeze.
BTW this kid obviously is a gamer. He doesn’t need skool he goin pro.
you win
That’s not dislexia, he was demonstrating the word.
No, it can not be amateur, as the dash indicates it is a prefix, not a separate word.
Your mom lol.
So who else failed to realize that it’s referring to the prefix ‘pro-’
Absolutely none of us.
You don’t normally require a student who’s learning a new language to be perfect from the start. Knowing that hopeful is the opposite of hopeless, and spelling hopeful correctly, are two different matters, and at least at the beginning, should be graded separately.
Particularly those transitioning from 1337 to English.
lololololololololol.
or as we say in our language:
1010101010101
nice
Beautiful!
Conqueror….conqs!
lawlz =]
On second thoughts the student would have been overflowing with win if next his answer to 5) was ‘my spelling’.
The opposite of death is birth..
The opposite of die is live
I though birth was the opposite of abortion.
Only to the fundies.
So if afterlife is supposed to be better than life, what’s better than birth?
Oh great, now I’m hungry.
you eat afterbirth?
Apparently, some people do.
As far as I know, most eating takes place after birth.
*snork*
Some cultures consider the placenta a delicacy.
Well there goes breakfast.
I think I might skip lunch after that one.
The group leader at my birthing class (for my son’s birth)
talked about this and even claimed that there was a recipe book.
.
I’ll pass.
As much as I love to cook….. yeah…. I think I’ll pass too.
Placenta recipes are available online, along with a number of cooking videos on Youtube.
.
Of course, many folks prefer to bury it under a rosebush.
As much as I love to learn…yeah. I think I’ll just skip these.
Cow’s placenta is made into many, many hair conditioning products…not quite as disgusting as human placenta, but I don’t understand why it’s so popular.
Actually, it is as disgusting. I disagree with myself.
I have a hard enough time not thinking about what a sausage casing is made of.
Just one more thing (and don’t you wish that was so) I thought that the opposite of a pro was a virgin.
And I thought I should have written *Cows’*. Who’d a thunk it.
Not that I “Cows’”. Damn! I’m clearly not a pro.
Considering what I wrote three comments up, I refuse to comment on your current pro status.
Roffle.
I read about this in a book titled “To Serve Man.”
You are certainly in the zone today.
He’s just trying to butter you up.
I’m sure that he has many serling qualities.
{insert off-color rod reference here}
erm… wasn’t the “to serve man” cookbook from outer limits, not twilight zone?
of course i’m no expert in either…
Oh ratz, I think you are right. Oh the shame.
Nah. “To Serve Man” was originally a Twilight Zone Radio broadcast. Then it went to TV wherein Outer Limits picked it up. At least I’m almost positive.
Nope. The radio broadcast are very recent and postdates the Outer Limits TV Show. But “To Serve Man” WAS a Twilight TV Broadcast and not an
Outer Limits episode.
From imdb DOT com:
Original Air Date:
2 March 1962 (Season 3, Episode 24)
Among others the cast included Lloyd Bochner and Richard Kiel
Actually, To Serve Man was originally a short story by Damon Knight. I found this out after I had actually seen the episode, though. I loved that Sci-Fi class I took in college.
You are correct sir! The name of Damon Knight is very famous amongst the old guard of science fiction writers, read quite a few of his short stories when I was but a mere boy.
*grins*
I actually did read his short stories. He was also a book critic.
I wasn’t doubtful, just content with all the content.
The best thing about the placenta is cold placenta sandwiches the next day.
Yeah, but it’s really only palatable when mixed with Placenta Helper.
(Hopefully someone else here is old enough to remember when Chevy Chase was still funny.)
yeah, death opposite fail also
But, That isn’t where the fail is directed to so YOU FAIL!!!
Seconded. The teacher fails. ;P
This student is pro, the teacher is a noob.
no child left behind fail
Well yeah! That would be an immediate A+.
Don’t you mean “mulchy?” ;p
“con, of course…” Eh? How so?
“anti”, shirley?
No, it’s Con.
AND DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!
Unless you’re talking politics, in which case the opposite of pro- is also pro-.
No, I believe in politics, the opposite or pro- is indeed con-.
For example, the opposite of progress is congress.
Good point.
And I believe in interpersonal politics, the opposite of congress is sleeping on the couch.
What’s the opposite of progress? Congress!
Do you even bother to read the comments?
He’s blen sleeping on the couch.
Lol! Not too big of a surprise there.
That’s what she said.
I am having a difficult time believing that I wrote that.
CONNNN!!!!!!!
Air Plane reference WIN!
Or, as it’s called here in Australia – “Flying High”.
yeah, how is this a fail, this is a win!!!
It’s anti-…. con- is just a short for counter and is a noun while pro- is a preposition and the opposite preposition is anti- like proamerican / antiamerican. You N00B!!!
Maybe if the kid had put NEWB, he might have gotten something better!!!!
The fail here isn’t that the student didn’t write the correct answer. It’s that the teacher didn’t know what noob meant.
It’s even more proof that they don’t know what they are. (motf)
I thought the real fail was the incorrect spelling getting a tick!
understanding of edumacation fail!
you only fail spelling in a spelling test.
For everything else, you only lose marks from bad spelling if you spell your name with a 7.
But my name has a 7 in it. I can’t fail then can I?
That’s a catch 77 for you.
Does anyone else notice the theme of this test? Death, hopeless, tolerance and careful? This could be a psychiatric study of suicidal people
But what if your name IS Seven? Seven Costanza….
Or your a ex-borg drone
Puncuation fail!
Or >you’rean< ex-borg drone.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Spelling fail AND spacing fail.
the borg collapse space
you would still have to spell seven wrong to spell it with a 7.
Yeah, that the teacher put a “?” by “noob” is a serious fail.
Heh. Not an opposites fail, but a grading fail.
its a WIN dammit
WIN indeed. Friggin’ hilarious.
Definite win!
I have intolerance towards car
eless writers like this noob. Hopefully he will someday go get a live.Or a life
Oh those careless writers
Ooops reading entire fail fail for me
Well at least you acknowledge your own fail, that’s better than strangling a cat, scooping out its innards with a carving knife, and draping them all over a billboard.
What made it worse was the original comment by state your name was quite witty. I hang my head in shame.
Yes, but your comments meant that I read state your names comment more carefully and really appreciate the wit displayed in his post.
Do not feel shamed oh slim!
Peace be upon you, Slim Shammy. By your martyrdom, something good has taken root.
Hopefully tolerance. Or live. Or noob.
Heed not the careless noob who espouses careless intolerance in how you live. – Book of Fail Ch. 5 verse 6
*facepalm* I was careless in my overuse of ‘careless’.
Is the first e in careless in grey while the rest of the text is in black, to mimic the crossing-out part in the original, or do I need to go get my eyes checked again and stop overthinking things?
looks like State Your Name used
strikethroughtext, in a pro-noob gesture of striking solidarity.The opposite of death is ‘life’, not ‘live’
The opposite of hopeless is ‘hopeful’ not ‘hopefull’
So much fail.
The opposite of death is elf.
Opposite of hopeless is ‘competent’
pollywolly has it nailed!
Also, live isn’t an opposite to Death – double fail!
Obviously the teacher is too nood to know…
funnyexamanswers.com
Yes, that is where this is from. Congratulations. I award you one Internet.
Can I get one for my friend too?
you don’t have any friends!
Ouch
Do you here that?
.
..
It’s the sound of no-one caring that your hurt.
Nesting win this time
Yup
– And don’t worry, be happy.
Bobby McFerrin win!
I there that. My hurt what and no one cares?
^ the Mouse that roared “WHOOSH” over a beren landscape.
No but I hear it.
Yes we “Hear” that =p
No! Internets have to be Earned! Do you think I just give them away?!?
Nesting fail.
*takes over hanging his head in shame from Slim*
*slaps Beren with large “comedy fish”*
Is that a fresh water os salt water comedy fish?
*drops a grand piano on top of Dann from a great height*
^ internets OS fail
(should’ve kept your head down)
That’s 1337.
I’ll defy the risk of being called a n00b by asking; I can see why the others are wrong, but why did he get corrected for writing intolerance as the the opposit of tolerance?
because he got it right and that’s a tick?
Woah, okay… Guess the teacher really is a n00b then. English is not my mother tounge but even I can tell he fucked everything but “intolerance” up
And btw, where I live (Sweden), that “tick” is what you get when you don’t get it right.
The opposite of tolerance is fundamentalist.
Allow me to make a slight correction. It’s not “fucked everything but ‘intolerance’ up.” Instead, “fucked up everything but ‘intolerance.’”
Not to pick, just trying to help with correct usage of the “F” word because nobody wants to be responsible for a Fuck Fail!
Over here (U.S.A.) “tick” is the sound that half of a clock makes.
Oh come on, that was total win on the kid’s part.
Teachur a parently nvr plaiz mmoz
In English?
This is the failblog. Not those stupid talking cats.
Tolerance fail.
Intolerance win.
Tolerably so.
what a noob
oooooold
Here’s a pillow for your face.
MY ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI
And my Stinger Missile goes *WOOSH-KABOOM*
And my Bofors 40mm antiaircraft guns go POM POM POM POM.
And my roflknife goes sliec sliec slice…
ROFLknife demands blood Simmo33, ROFLknife needs blood
Blood pl0x KTHXBYE . See Simmo33? give ROFLknife blood…
And the doors on the bus go
Open shut
Open shut
Open shut
The doors on the bus go
Open shut
All through the town
Mislabeled, should be win.
wtf, spelling fail! “live” and “hopefull”?!
Ah, the seed of our culture, young minds who will grow up to be the great thinkers of their time….
LOOOOOOL
looks more like a win to me…
Surely the opposite of pro- is pro+
Product placement – WIN
that kid is clearly azn to be so 733t at his age
not racist cuz its a compliment
Calling somebody a boob is a compliment? You fail at 13375P33K.
True, im such a noob
This is a glorious WIN.
Same answer i would put
And its is a WIN!!111!!
that’s a win right there !
This picture is ancient. At least 6 years old.
You think 6 years old is ancient?
*screams until daddy stops*
I guess 6YO is a little too old for Lolnathan.
*joins the real Loz in the screaming*
*Suspends lolnathan from the ceiling by his Genitalia*
There – now he is at least well hung.
There there children tis ok now the nasty man has gone.
I’m curious, why are you capitalizing “genitalia”?
Because the Web site where it was copied from had it capitalized.
Well, he IS spell checking and learning new words, so maybe the punctuation and content will follow?
Hah. Noob. :p
lol I have no idea why I capitilized Genitalia.
I just did it again automatically too, maybe that’s because mine has a personality.
I was just trying to think of about the nastiest way of castrating somone possible. It struck me that hanging someone by their testicals was about the best way of doing it. The person would be able to grab hold of the chain all the time they could support there own weight with their arms, but when their strength gave out it ripped off their bits.
About right for peado’s in my mind.
COME TO DADDY!!!
Not on your best day and not even on her worst.
I WANT YOUR SOUL!!!
Well, I want the winning lottery numbers. Looks like we both are out of luck.
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
Uh… no. You won’t.
Will you settle for a haddock?
Nightmare?
You’ll eat my sole? Bad dog! NO!
Don’t worry, I’ve got your soul locked up nice and tight inside my heart-shaped box
No fear of anyone going in there to retrieve it!
It’s so rainy and cold outside, I don’t want to go and get an education
*sigh*
Later, fellas.
That’s funny, I was watching Sky Sports News the other night, and when they showed the weather forcast for the day’s sporting events all I could think was “I wonder if it’ll rain where Loz is.”
Awwwww! That is so adorable. It touches me that you think about me when you watch Sky Sports News lol.
The weather here has taken a severe downturn the past couple of days
*mourns the departure of summer*
Quiz difficulty fail.
l33t hax GTG
Pwn n00bs ftw
George W. Bush’s college entrance exam?
Smartass Kid Win.
It is not really a fail. A noob or Newb is someone who is new at something there for not a pro.
Ok, where’s Admiral Obvious when you need him?
Do you want the halibut?
Solely.
I’m having a crappie day, I’ve got nothing.
Oh great. Now I do have a haddock.
I almost said, “oh noes!” — but cut it off to keep the thread from smelling.
But you DID say “oh noes!” little noob lolcat…
I see that someone who is new at something there for, such as, and, I believe that they should, ‘Ang them selves.
Suddenly I feel dizzy.
Hahahaha that’s hilarious. The kid should’ve gotten some extra points for that one.
This is no fail. This is WIN all the way!
The teacher is such a noob!
Simple logic!
if u r a hardcore-gamer, then the answer will ob be noob!
if u r not, then it wil ob be con!
PurePwnage.com WIN!
Agreed
This is a teacher fail. The spelling of hopeful was not corrected. The opposite of the noun death is life. The opposite of the verb live is die. The opposite of the adjective live is recorded. At least the lesson reinforced the importance of tolerance. You wouldn’t want to miss any opportunity for that in school, which probably excuses the teacher’s inability to teach basic English.
Actually, it was WIN, not FAIL.
Kids this age knowing “noob” shows he kicks ass in MMO, or got kicked so many times he learnt.
Answer 3 is also wrong. Should be “Capable”
If I told you you weren’t capable of coming up with anything more wrong, would you feel hopeless?
I want to give this kid a cookie.
Double chocolate chip cookie?
what is a n00b?
you are
Someone who is new to something. It’s an version of newby. Usually used by people who have so little knowledge themselves that they make fun of anyone that does not also posses the same morsel.
Change “an” to a. Thank-you.
You’re welcome! I’ll also give you an extra “s”. I have a few spares.
I don’t know what possessed me. Don’t you get to do enough correcting on you students papers?
I believe that is a win, not a fail.
The teacher Fails Too
Death – Live
Should Be
Death – Life
Question: if careless is the opposite of careful, what is the opposite of reckless?
reckful… but since reckless isn’t a word I guess it doesn’t matter.
Ummm… then what is reckless endangerment? And why doesn’t my spell-checker highlight it?
In #5, not only does the student get the word right but illustrates it by the cross out and replacement of the letter “e”? If he/she had been careful rather than careless the correction would not have been necessary.
The student doesn’t fail. The teacher fails for not knowing what the student was talking about.
lol obviously pro does not stand for professional in this case. Con would have been correct.
I wonder what’s the opposite of 1337…
-1337
win
*giggle*
That kid just shot the finger to every educational system in the world.
HALO 2 WIN!!!
the kid’s obviously a noob hater…
just like the people at
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Shadedvision/index.php?act=idx
a nintendo forum…
I say “win” to the audacity of this kid!
That’s WIN.
This is a FAIL Blog FAIL – This is opposites WIN!!!
The teacher was probably looking for “amateur” or “con” but the kid totally wins for proper use of slang.
WIN ftw
no fail.. WIN.. no friggin noobs at frigginrandom.com..hahahaha
this deserves a big fat WIN
I just hope they don’t live were my tax dollars are paying for their schooling.
WIN. C’mon.
This is a win actually. Peter Nguyen from NT did this.
In the spirit of the English test . . .
WIN is to LOSE as SUCCEED is to [BLANK]?
LOL
best.
It’s ‘hopeful’, not ‘hopefull’.
Teacher fail.
actually this image is several years old..while it really is fail, i already knew it xD
Haha that’s more win than fail!
ROFL thats win, not fail!
That is a win if anything. I hope that kid got that right after explaining it.
I quickly scanned the comments, but nobody seems to have pointed out that the opposite of death is “life” and the opposite of hopeless is “hopeful”.
Scan a little slower.
scan fail — the post appearing third on this page said the same thing, as did at least three others
Try search on page.
This kid is a disgrace for society….i hope it’s a kid. Take a break from games and go to S-C-H-O-O-L.
That kid is my hero.
Amen. He has good parents. lol
I actually think thats a win to be honest
WIN!
ITS AN EPIC WIN YOU RETARD
Right this needs to be summed up.
The RIGHT answer is Anti-. Not Con or Amateur.
When your Pro-abortion, the opposite is Anti-abortion, not Con-abortion, not Amateur-abortion, the – is key.
Technically that also invallidates Noob (Noob-abortion? Nah).
If there wasn’t a – I would personally consider this fail on the markers half since N00b should be a acceptablle answer. As commenters have pointed out, the marker still fails for marking live and hopefull as right.
Well, thank YOU for ruining our fun!
“When your Pro-abortion”
.. you’re
Unless of course you have a pro-abortion that belongs to you?
Doesn’t seem like failure to me, except he spelled n00b wrong…
Clueless teacher win.
Success: xBox 360. Epic fail: Amerikun edukatinel sistem.
n00b is totally acceptable. hello!! gamer talk!!
its double fail (teacher fails too) : hopefull is written with one (L)
old.
and it’s not a “fail”.
I think the kid was trying to say “newbie” as the opposite of pro[fessional].
orly?
wow thanks, I was wondering why everyone went like LOL.
obvious-detection FAIL
Fire that teacher. She fails.
total WIN!
OMG Sublime.. Pro- and ur opposite is Con-???? WOW.. OMG! FAIL AT comment
MEGA FAIL.. WTF Pro- is either post- or anti- what the heck is con- OMG
Teacher fails for not knowing what a n00b is. And life is the opposite of death not “live:. Teacher fails 2X for checking that one correctly.
Why, yes, those new to the world (AKA noobs) very rarely die…at least of natural causes…
Why, yes, the opposite of a pro (professional) is a noob (newbie)…on the other hand, why is he so game-obsessed?
this should be a WIN not a fail…. the opposite of pro is noob, everyone knows this
Hahahaha!! But this isn’t wrong?! xD It’s so true~~
The real fail here is the teacher for not correcting the other 2 words that were wrong, as otherse have pointed out. Death -> Life and Hopeless -> Hopeful (no 2nd L). Thatz y are kidz r smart.
what the fuck he should have gotten that right!!! fucking dumbass teacher
lol teacher fail
death =life ≠ live = dead
roxor
Kid 2.0 Win!
If i were a teacher, i would give him an A+ 4 teh lulz
you call that fail? that’s fucking awesome.
definately WIN.
That’s a win
i’d say it’s a win
Lol xD I tried that once, the teacher said they’d never heard of the word, so it was wrong
YESS!!!!!
The teacher is clearly marking the task rather than the spelling, so you can’t say that it’s a failing of the teacher when they are obviously ignoring the spelling as long as the correct word is identified.
ur people r boobs
oops i mean NOOBS
Jesus christ you all FAIL SO HARD
I’ll explain
Oppisite of Death:
hteaD
Opposite of Pro-:
-prP
Opposite of Hopeless:
sselepoH
Opposite of Tolerance:
ecnareloT
Opposite of Careful:
luferaC
Uber Noobs
First thing: Name very appropriate
You are completely right except
You wrote
Opposite of Pro-:
-prP
-orP was the correct anser n00b
And
Oppisite of Death:
hteaD
htaeD was the correct answer
Apart from that you did come up with the correct answer.
By the way i know where you live.
Ah Touche
I’m not touching anything
If you get that reference you Win
If you don’t get the referance but worked out why it was funny You’re OK
If you don’t get the reference or can work it out u r teh uber n00b
Heh lol
It was actually the same person writing all of those comments what a n00b
Is a n00b
Look at my name if you didn’t notice
The 7 comments above me fail
The 8 comments above me fail
Alright stop it everyone above me
kk
ok
k
Fine
Alright
kkk
101010101010101010101
lol this is PHAIL!!!! cuz pro-con, and L337-Nub
if it wasn’t for the context that sure as hell would be a win
lol its from athene
“pro or noob thats life”
what an idiot, its NEWB not noob… jeez
You know, this should be an epic win.
technically the first one is wrong too. Shows how much American teachers know about grammar.
death is a noun. live is a verb, adjective or adverb. the correct answer would be either “life” or “birth”, depending on which meaning of death you take.
Sorry Alice, you’re the only one that fails here.
that is fully a win.
BTW, if con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress?
hahaha political.
-
the teacher should have given a tick.why a cross?
dude, this is a total win. give that kid extra credit
n00b is the opposite of pro…
WIN!
Thats not a fail! a noob is def the opposite of pro…
failblog fail.
thats an epic win
Student = EPIC WIN
Teacher = EPIC FAIL
That’s a WIN!
Death – live is worse than pro- – noob, really.
Thats an epic win, not a fail…
Is this a fail on the teachers part?
I dont get it. Opposite of con- is pro- just as congress is opposite of progress
Is “pro” standing for “professional” (opposite of “amateur”) or is it in this case the opposite of “against”?