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con-, of course, but n00b is acceptables
That student wins. Muchly.
Actually on second thought - although he wins at writing n00b, he doesn’t know that ‘life’ is the opposite of death (not ‘live’) and he can’t spell ‘hopeful’…
Indeed - so the teacher is the person who fails for marking those answers as right.
And Sublime - it could also be ‘Anti-’.
Could also be amateur, as in your mum is an amateur porn star.
Mmm necrophilia for the win!
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Nor monkey around with a beastialist.
@ me:
Kid actually has sidlexia it looks like.. he crossed out the e
because he didn know what the word looked like, or was unsure..
either that he is very young.. think of this exercise, i got them in
primary school.
but anyway, this kid must kick ass. my theory on kick assness:
you wake up in the morning, you don’t open doors, you kick them down
When you burn ants with a magnifier glass, you do it at night.
This is all to do with the theory of relativity.
as an object travels in an orbit, the object experiences time passing
slower.. So as the person travels faster around the earth, by kicking
down doors, they live for longer, so they can kick more ass.
so, when this guy plays halo, he can stick someone by bouncing it
off his own shield he deployed, that, sending it through a lift, sticking it
to arbiter, who walks into his target like the noob he is
WTF
@Some guy:
“This is all to do with the theory of relativity.
as an object travels in an orbit, the object experiences time passing
slower.. ”
PLEASE! Go look up the theory of relativity, read it carefully. It’s the SPEED of an Object. Nothing to do with the ORBIT……. or kicking down doors or kicking as or shield or whatever it is that you’re alluding to. Go Outside! Get some SUNLIGHT.
@TT:
You FAIL.
Agreed
I concur!
anyone who burns ants with a magnifying glass is an douche bag.
even pretending you had that correct about orbits and aging slower, during a kick, there is no real “orbit” unless youre doing some street fighter type bullshit, and even still, that would make the torso an axis and the foot would be in orbit, therefore, your foot will live longer, not you.
No, it can not be amateur, as the dash indicates it is a prefix, not a separate word.
Your mom lol.
You don’t normally require a student who’s learning a new language to be perfect from the start. Knowing that hopeful is the opposite of hopeless, and spelling hopeful correctly, are two different matters, and at least at the beginning, should be graded separately.
Particularly those transitioning from 1337 to English.
lololololololololol.
or as we say in our language:
1010101010101
nice
Beautiful!
Conqueror….conqs!
On second thoughts the student would have been overflowing with win if next his answer to 5) was ‘my spelling’.
The opposite of death is birth..
The opposite of die is live
I though birth was the opposite of abortion.
Only to the fundies.
So if afterlife is supposed to be better than life, what’s better than birth?
Oh great, now I’m hungry.
you eat afterbirth?
Apparently, some people do.
Some cultures consider the placenta a delicacy.
Well there goes breakfast.
I think I might skip lunch after that one.
The group leader at my birthing class (for my son’s birth)
talked about this and even claimed that there was a recipe book.
.
I’ll pass.
As much as I love to cook….. yeah…. I think I’ll pass too.
Placenta recipes are available online, along with a number of cooking videos on Youtube.
.
Of course, many folks prefer to bury it under a rosebush.
As much as I love to learn…yeah. I think I’ll just skip these.
Cow’s placenta is made into many, many hair conditioning products…not quite as disgusting as human placenta, but I don’t understand why it’s so popular.
Roffle.
I read about this in a book titled “To Serve Man.”
You are certainly in the zone today.
He’s just trying to butter you up.
The best thing about the placenta is cold placenta sandwiches the next day.
Yeah, but it’s really only palatable when mixed with Placenta Helper.
(Hopefully someone else here is old enough to remember when Chevy Chase was still funny.)
yeah, death opposite fail also
But, That isn’t where the fail is directed to so YOU FAIL!!!
Seconded. The teacher fails. ;P
“con, of course…” Eh? How so?
“anti”, shirley?
No, it’s Con.
AND DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!
Unless you’re talking politics, in which case the opposite of pro- is also pro-.
No, I believe in politics, the opposite or pro- is indeed con-.
For example, the opposite of progress is congress.
Good point.
What’s the opposite of progress? Congress!
Do you even bother to read the comments?
CONNNN!!!!!!!
Air Plane reference WIN!
Or, as it’s called here in Australia - “Flying High”.
yeah, how is this a fail, this is a win!!!
The fail here isn’t that the student didn’t write the correct answer. It’s that the teacher didn’t know what noob meant.
It’s even more proof that they don’t know what they are. (motf)
I thought the real fail was the incorrect spelling getting a tick!
understanding of edumacation fail!
you only fail spelling in a spelling test.
For everything else, you only lose marks from bad spelling if you spell your name with a 7.
But my name has a 7 in it. I can’t fail then can I?
That’s a catch 77 for you.