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Some of us will really like this freshener!!!!!!
Can’t beat the smell of cats in the morning…
Yes, everyone loves the smell of cat pee and wet fur in the morning.
Don’t - I was babysitting on Saturday night, only to find out their cat has worked out how to open doors and woke me up sitting on my face.
Babysitting a cat?
Facesitting?
…and tell me that you love me…
*masturbates*
Life can be fine when we both 69….
hilarious!!!
No - but in added oddness they have a pet hen which is quite viscous.
So on Saturday first I was hen pecked then woken up to pu$$y in my face - whilst being responsible for 2 children.
Modern Masculinity - FAIL.
Viscous!
Yeah - it is a bit thick, it thought my feet were food.
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Did I save it?
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No I guess not.
Not quite saved, but an admirable effort!
Viscous?
Vehement adjective FAIL.
You meant Vicious?
Or, perhaps cous cous?
He means thick.
Like, thick in the head?
Vicious burn there.
i like cous cous
Hot Shots enemy pilot reference win.
duck duck, cous cous… yay, i fail!
Beg to differ. The ladies love a responsible man! It’s Manly.
This is true. Having had more than my share of the “bad boy” type, I’d be thrilled to meet a more stable/reliable/mature guy. Alas, in my age group, the only ones who meet those criteria are married or gay.
Or you are looking in the wrong places?
I should probably have clarified… my “bad boy” days were 12-15 years ago. Not current. I haven’t done much dating but my last few “entanglements” were with a gentleman I knew through a volunteer medical-aid organization, a classmate in a continuing education course, and a fellow church-goer (way back when I went to church). So… I know where to look (and where NOT to look), but there truly aren’t many 40-50yo eligible single men in my area. If it mattered more, I’d look harder and find the ones that undoubtedly are out there, but… it doesn’t matter that much to me. I’m content.
And that is the best state to be in, when you do find someone it will be because he is right for you. Not just because he’s there.
Ha! I knew my medical-aid volunteer, continuing-education classmate, and church-goer costumes worked. Didn’t it seem a little odd how your three last boyfriends knew progressively more about you?!
p.s. your BJ’s did get better…
Is this a school holiday?
I was looking for love in all the wrong places
Looking for love in too many faces
Isn’t it, “Wookin’ pa nub in all da wong paces”?
Oh wait, that’s not how it’s spelt — that’s how it’s buckwheat.
I barley get what you’re going on about.
He’s all hopped up on something, that’s for sure.
If you’re referring to what I wrote, it’s and old Waylon Jennings song. If you’re at a loss as to what Fuzz is on about, you have company. Buckwheat? Our Gang reference?
I read barley for barely. Need new glasses and more sleep.
And I put in “and” instead of an.
I sure am glad that there are no picky people around here.
Oh, my wiley friend, then you’re in for a treat — google “Eddie Murphy” and “Buckwheat” and get thee to a Youtube.
Yeah, just needed an (admittedly poor) barely a pun. Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_upXE3IGY4
Tragically I am stuck with dial-up. *hangs head in embarrassment*
LUDDITE! Oh, honey. Don’t be embarrassed, it happened to all of us, once upon a time.
How did you come up with an early nineteenth century labor movement reference? I doff my cap to you.
(It’s actually quite a common term, used in reference to those who are, shall we say, technologically challenged.)
What do you know. I’ve always just called them family.
I’ve always just yelled that at anyone who doesn’t have a microwave or cable.
I have a ripple and a telegram. Will they do?
And a plastic cup on a string?
No, a tin cup and some twine. That’s a tin cup and not some new fangled slap dash aluminum contraption.
coyote: “I was looking for love in all the wrong places
Looking for love in too many faces”
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Reminds me of a joke regarding that song:
Q: Why did the cowboy have s h i t on his mustache?
A: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this is not true. They’re out there, you just have to find them.
I will say that you probably won’t meet them randomly at a bar.
Well, considering that I haven’t been to a bar in the last several years, you’re quite right - I won’t meet them in a bar! (Being married to an alcoholic will cure a person of using bars as pickup joints REAL quick…)
Nonetheless you’re right, they are out there… but I will also mention that in the last few years, six women I know have moved away, and each of them met “someone special” (in two cases, a husband) within a few months. Didn’t change much but their locale. So, more “out there” than “here.”
However, I’m pretty much settled here at least until my son graduates and goes to college… three more years, and I can move to someplace where it rains once in a while!
Well I know women in their early 20’s are still into the “Bad Boys.” It just seems that they dont want a responsible male their age. They like them to dress and act like children still. It makes you almost not want to get a real job or anything.
I’m in my early thirties and am very far past the wanting the “bad boy” phase. I like that the man I date has a real job, and dresses like a grown up. Even if I am ten years older than he is. I guess you reach a certain age, and you’re priorities change.
I’m still searching for the nerd of my dreams. Haven’t found him yet, but I’m sure when I do he won’t be an immature jerk. I’ve dated lots of those and I’m sooooo over it.
Staying on topic fail.
Uh, just what was the topic again?
Nah I like this topic… it made me feel better
Unfortunately I might win at being mature in some ways but I fail immensley in others.
nesting below this level fail.
Did you bring your Child Predator Gloves?
You only need those if you have kittens sitting on your face. For a cat you can just use regular gloves.
Have you done your homework? This could have been made by a kitten labor facility somewhere. Then where would you be without your gloves!
Hey, my gloves were made in a kitten labor facility too! I think my tennis shoes too.
you don’t like to wake up to a pussy in your face?
wet fur in the morning
*masturbates*
Yeah that is a win!!!
At least its not wet pu55y
then you’re doing it wrong
This, dear Fuzz, is sooooo full of win!
Ooooooooooh, yeah!