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Some of us will really like this freshener!!!!!!
Can’t beat the smell of cats in the morning…
Yes, everyone loves the smell of cat pee and wet fur in the morning.
Don’t – I was babysitting on Saturday night, only to find out their cat has worked out how to open doors and woke me up sitting on my face.
Babysitting a cat?
Facesitting?
…and tell me that you love me…
*masturbates*
Life can be fine when we both 69….
You got it all wrong, it was 64!
hilarious!!!
No – but in added oddness they have a pet hen which is quite viscous.
So on Saturday first I was hen pecked then woken up to pu$$y in my face – whilst being responsible for 2 children.
Modern Masculinity – FAIL.
Viscous!
Yeah – it is a bit thick, it thought my feet were food.
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Did I save it?
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No I guess not.
Not quite saved, but an admirable effort!
Viscous?
Vehement adjective FAIL.
You meant Vicious?
Or, perhaps cous cous?
He means thick.
Like, thick in the head?
Vicious burn there.
i like cous cous
Hot Shots enemy pilot reference win.
duck duck, cous cous… yay, i fail!
Beg to differ. The ladies love a responsible man! It’s Manly.
This is true. Having had more than my share of the “bad boy” type, I’d be thrilled to meet a more stable/reliable/mature guy. Alas, in my age group, the only ones who meet those criteria are married or gay.
Or you are looking in the wrong places?
I should probably have clarified… my “bad boy” days were 12-15 years ago. Not current. I haven’t done much dating but my last few “entanglements” were with a gentleman I knew through a volunteer medical-aid organization, a classmate in a continuing education course, and a fellow church-goer (way back when I went to church). So… I know where to look (and where NOT to look), but there truly aren’t many 40-50yo eligible single men in my area. If it mattered more, I’d look harder and find the ones that undoubtedly are out there, but… it doesn’t matter that much to me. I’m content.
And that is the best state to be in, when you do find someone it will be because he is right for you. Not just because he’s there.
Ha! I knew my medical-aid volunteer, continuing-education classmate, and church-goer costumes worked. Didn’t it seem a little odd how your three last boyfriends knew progressively more about you?!
p.s. your BJ’s did get better…
Is this a school holiday?
I was looking for love in all the wrong places
Looking for love in too many faces
Isn’t it, “Wookin’ pa nub in all da wong paces”?
Oh wait, that’s not how it’s spelt — that’s how it’s buckwheat.
I barley get what you’re going on about.
He’s all hopped up on something, that’s for sure.
If you’re referring to what I wrote, it’s and old Waylon Jennings song. If you’re at a loss as to what Fuzz is on about, you have company. Buckwheat? Our Gang reference?
I read barley for barely. Need new glasses and more sleep.
And I put in “and” instead of an.
I sure am glad that there are no picky people around here.
Oh, my wiley friend, then you’re in for a treat — google “Eddie Murphy” and “Buckwheat” and get thee to a Youtube.
Yeah, just needed an (admittedly poor) barely a pun. Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_upXE3IGY4
Tragically I am stuck with dial-up. *hangs head in embarrassment*
LUDDITE! Oh, honey. Don’t be embarrassed, it happened to all of us, once upon a time.
How did you come up with an early nineteenth century labor movement reference? I doff my cap to you.
(It’s actually quite a common term, used in reference to those who are, shall we say, technologically challenged.)
What do you know. I’ve always just called them family.
I’ve always just yelled that at anyone who doesn’t have a microwave or cable.
I have a ripple and a telegram. Will they do?
And a plastic cup on a string?
No, a tin cup and some twine. That’s a tin cup and not some new fangled slap dash aluminum contraption.
coyote: “I was looking for love in all the wrong places
Looking for love in too many faces”
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Reminds me of a joke regarding that song:
Q: Why did the cowboy have s h i t on his mustache?
A: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this is not true. They’re out there, you just have to find them.
I will say that you probably won’t meet them randomly at a bar.
Well, considering that I haven’t been to a bar in the last several years, you’re quite right – I won’t meet them in a bar! (Being married to an alcoholic will cure a person of using bars as pickup joints REAL quick…)
Nonetheless you’re right, they are out there… but I will also mention that in the last few years, six women I know have moved away, and each of them met “someone special” (in two cases, a husband) within a few months. Didn’t change much but their locale. So, more “out there” than “here.”
However, I’m pretty much settled here at least until my son graduates and goes to college… three more years, and I can move to someplace where it rains once in a while!
Well I know women in their early 20′s are still into the “Bad Boys.” It just seems that they dont want a responsible male their age. They like them to dress and act like children still. It makes you almost not want to get a real job or anything.
I’m in my early thirties and am very far past the wanting the “bad boy” phase. I like that the man I date has a real job, and dresses like a grown up. Even if I am ten years older than he is. I guess you reach a certain age, and you’re priorities change.
I’m still searching for the nerd of my dreams. Haven’t found him yet, but I’m sure when I do he won’t be an immature jerk. I’ve dated lots of those and I’m sooooo over it.
Staying on topic fail.
Uh, just what was the topic again?
Nah I like this topic… it made me feel better
Unfortunately I might win at being mature in some ways but I fail immensley in others.
nesting below this level fail.
Did you bring your Child Predator Gloves?
You only need those if you have kittens sitting on your face. For a cat you can just use regular gloves.
Have you done your homework? This could have been made by a kitten labor facility somewhere. Then where would you be without your gloves!
Hey, my gloves were made in a kitten labor facility too! I think my tennis shoes too.
wet fur in the morning
*masturbates*
Yeah that is a win!!!
At least its not wet pu55y
then you’re doing it wrong
This, dear Fuzz, is sooooo full of win!
Ooooooooooh, yeah!
Wow. They should bring back BOTW just for this comment.
FIRSSSST
FAAAAIIILLLL!
Lets talk about a new neat concept. We call it, Time-stamping!
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I heard this air freshener was actually pretty weak.
But how bad does your house have to smell if you’re even willing to light that up?
I believe that cat is Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch – he’s really taken a step down advertising air freshener, maybe needs a new agent.
The puppet, or the actual cat? Because, you know, it’s impossible to tell the difference on the show. SEEMLESS. IS THAT CAT REALLY TALKING?! HOW’D THEY DO THAT!
/caps
hyperbolic sarcasm WIN
It seems like less of a difference?
LOL. And if a tree seemless in the woods, does the sound it makes existless?
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I do know that when my pants seemless, I feel some seemstress.
Unideci comment!
Dollar Store Win!
Wow, I was just thinking the other day, where I can get an Olifactory Air Freshener… I have a Hypothalamus car freshener, Pituitary Lobe deodorizer, and an Anterior Cingulate Gyrus Bear Spray only to be used if attacked by Republicans…
Mc Fail
Stephen McPhail?
overexertion fail.
Any Republican jab is a win.
Yup! A sure WIN!
I’d like to see a Republican Right Jab into Obama’s face!
That’s very Christian of you. “Believe what I say, or else I’ll hit you.”
Christian?! Where’d that come from? You narrow minded liberal Obama Botss all think alike, that all Republicans are Christians trying to force a belief system on you? Looking at the prevailing evidence tells me that Liberal Democrats tend to be more pushy in their ideals and forcing them upon others.
Posts like this are not entertaining — not clever, not fun, not amusing. They’re unkind. They’re unattractive. And, as arguments, they’re certainly not going to persuade anybody, but tend only to generate more ugliness.
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You should take your crap somewhere else.
He should try Lol News & Politics. They love that intestinal refuse.
Posts like this are both entertaining and persuasive —
I can feel the truth of it in my intestines.
Try Ex-Lax.
Recognition of a Family Guy quote FAIL.
::snicker::
::mars::
::masturbates::
::pokes::
You’ll pay for that. :[
are you serious?
Now you’re getting it! *punch*
Spelling “olfactory” fail. It’s on the damn package up there!
I bet that factor smells ol’ and musty.
Fear Factor?
Fear Factor brings modern typos directly to our visitors with an exciting mixture of physical challenges. Visitors can see, touch, hear and even smell the typo, while others recall their exhilarating history with chair candy.
Or, you can smell getting reamed while bent over a cannon.
*la la la la don’t want to think about it* *think of good & plenties and swivelies*
Cause Ocular Air Freshener’s make your eyes bleed.
apostrophe fail
I LOVE that smell !!!
I know the house smells like cat sh*t, but at least it covers up the weed smell. The cops won’t suspect a thing.
Hmmmm? Maybe perhaps THAT explains the weirdness of Cat Ladies.
Maybe. Could be covering up the crack smell, or meth lab smell. Maybe they’re just high off of all that cat pee.
Dude! I’m cheesin’ my frickin balls off!!!!
South Park reference win!
.try again with html:
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Crazy Cat Lady Quiz
Yay! I’m not crazy!
…Yet.
Same here. Of course, my mom is the one with the cats. I have to go over there to see them.
“Do you have a website devoted to your cats?”
Oh the shame,
click on my name.
My cat has fame,
But I fell lame.
That’s “feel”, but now that I think about it…
My mom has four cats and is a regular weed user (for medicinal reasons). But I think her weirdness is better explained by the fact that she’s ADHD, a musician, and married to a drunk.
I feel that your mom’s weed usage is better attributed to those things too…
At least its better than the wang one that they released a couple of years ago…
or the “really wet dog” one
It would be funnier if you’d have to put in water to activate.
What if your house already smells like pu55y?
Then I’d imagine you wouldnt need to buy this
Then you wouldn’t need to buy this product
Close your legs?
You could take a shower too, for a more long term solution.
True, true. Pervasive Puss.y Smell is the worst.
Have you smelled a wet cerebus aardvark?
Then a major investment in Feminine Hygiene products is in order .
Those don’t make you smell better. In fact if you let them sit in the garbage too long they smell terrible (if you’ve been in a public women’s washroom, you understand). Women’s health knowledge fail.
You only need to ask and I’m sure I could lend you the money to buy some fresh ones instead of fishing them out of the bin
Duh! Stoopid Me!
I could have sworn there were scented ones and FDS [Feminine Deodorant Spray] and Lilac & Coconut Scented wipes, etc, etc, …..
….. but maybe perhaps the Pretentious Grocery Store where Pretentious White Girl has her Pretentious Maid shop doesn’t carry any products that would denigrate the feminine mystique by suggesting the possible existence an odor problem.
Did you know they have a similar product for men?
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It’s called “Umpire”.
(for foul balls)
(looks like Tommy Boy gets all his s3xual experience reading product labels by corporate ad agencies)
When my house smells like pu55y and candy, I like it.
Is it a wheelchair?
Ah, for those enjoy rough and tumble sporting moods, we’ll always murderball.
Now it’s MURDER? *cries*
Damnit, woman! Sit down, spin around, and I’ll show you some cotton-pickin’ heaven to cry out about!
Why are you so far away, she said…I’ll run away with you, I’ll run away with you.
Wow, that sure cured me.
668theneighborofthebeast. Thats a great name
That’s from Kingdom Of Loathing.
….and it was far from original then….
Now you are a nesting Fail also.
“You can be in my gang, my gang, my gang….”
Arse… no… I just failed yet again.
Mondays – full of fail.
I was wondering, what that was about.
Anyway it is true, Monday is fail day for most of us.
Mondays child is full of fail,
Tuesdays child is very pale,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
Oh dear…..
All Sabbath-born children are gay below this level.
*sneezes*
this isnt a good for my allergies.
Gesundheit
Perhaps it’s useful for covering those lingering cooking odors?
[after looking at the picture again and realizing that the air freshener is on the counter in a kitchen]
Lolfactory win.
Roflactory
tl;dr
^A.D.D.^
Asian Drinking Disorder?
I’ll bet this air freshener is very popular with the folks over at ICHC.
I think the real fail here is that the tag for the air freshener is on a paper towel roll.
Sure….or someone used the paper towels to prop up the incense for a pic.
easel fail?
it’s either a perception fail or an impertinence win on the part of a certain synonym for copulation. funny either way….
ah, sex, sex, sex. the icelandic number of the beast.
win?
There’s something “fishy” about this air freshener
Wonders if there’s a Penis flavoured one
you may want to try a penis flavoured PENIS!
If you’re tasting your air freshner, you’re doing something wrong.
bwahahaaa!
sweet. I can comment on this one. no fail here..oh and frigginrandom.com is more awesome
No, no it’s not.
Yeah…spam is really awful, in fact.
I’m told that if it’s fried it”s pretty good.
*stokes the dragon-fires*
Hey Dragon! I toasted multiple drinks to you over the weekend!!
AUSSIE-MAN!!
*hughughughug!*
I’m glad you’re back…we missed you.
Dragon has friends everywhere. She is much loved. But this is not a surprise.
*eyes fill with happy tears*
If you really want a good cry, check out dooce dot com. Take the link in the most recent post. I cried. But it was a …. happy(?) cry.
Please note I would not normally send people to other sites, but this one was touching.
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
lousy vikings…
fail??? it seems like a win to me:D
I find the submitter’s name funnier than the pic.
XD
Me too! LOL. 668 The neighbour of the beast. Very funny
Have YOU?? Not all of us girls smell like roses and sunshine, especially on our periods.
i once knew a guy who insisted girls could not fart, like were somehow physically incapable of it…
later on in high school i knew a girl who would burp and fart to put frat boys to shame… always wanted to introduce her to the first guy, but couldn’t ever remember who he was, so damn boring…
sunshine doesn’t smell…
oh wow fail in so many ways… i wouldn’t want my house smelling like either possibility
The cat on this product looks like a total pimp. It’s as if he knows that he’s on a “puss.y” scented air freshener. Cat Win.
Ahh, thah smells fresh…
I wonder what that smells like? Some ppl will enjoy that
Lolcats
hmmm, i don’t like this one.
that cat knows something:D