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  1. bobby says:

    I have to “go.”

  2. calins says:

    Who thinks up these toys?

  3. chris says:

    that dude is hung

  4. vervain says:

    *is speechless*

  5. Anonymous says:

    WEEEEEEWEEEEEIN!

  6. Sara J says:

    Firs… damnit!

  7. rofl says:

    that kid is hung like a moose

  8. Blåbär says:

    I need one!!

  9. Law says:

    FREAKING YIKES!

  10. Dumbamerican says:

    Europeans…..

  11. Dumbamerican says:

    Sill Europeans….

  12. Avis says:

    What kid in her right mind would WANT this toy in the first place? Ick.

  13. nytshad says:

    Holy inappropriate plastic fallus, Batman!

  14. One says:

    Im suprised nobody masturbated yet

  15. Loxley says:

    bizarre….

  16. TMI Service says:

    It’s the doll that made the Spanish toy company, Famosa.

  17. Sledge2071 says:

    Someone actually thought that children weren’t getting enough penis in their dolls?

  18. iseejou says:

    Batteries not included.

  19. TomRollock says:

    Not really a fail is it? I mean, it’s designed to have a cock that pisses and it has a cock that pisses…

  20. cicili says:

    Um, some things defy……….everything..

  21. Regac says:

    HARDCORE PARENTING/TOY DESIGN FAIL!

  22. Lefty says:

    Omg! This was for sale in the UK a few years back. The advert was also on kids channels (obviously, its a kids toy) But its inapropriate. My sister wanted it so bad lol.

  23. EmD says:

    Wow. Who the hell thinks of these things and MARKETS them?!

  24. grey kid says:

    I can’t believe there’s a policeman not 15 feet away at 0:02, and yet she’s still got the gall to paedo it up in a public park. Audacious.

  25. Buffalo Gal says:

    Please tell me this isn’t real…that is beyond disturbing.

  26. Пендосы сакс! says:

    weewee? *masturbee*

  27. Helena Handbasket says:

    BRB, have to go scrub my brain.

    Just, ew.

  28. Chuckles says:

    I posted this XD

  29. Greg says:

    the audacity of weewee

  30. raccoon1 says:

    What. The. Fuck.

  31. ghehorg says:

    In Soviet Russia, dolls piss on you.

  32. DarrkAngel says:

    Brilliant.. maybe they can use those to help pedophiles? xD

  33. Sabrina says:

    CREEEEEPY. Looks like a spigot with balls.

  34. Eric says:

    Did that doll just grab it’s crotch? Is this the White Rapper doll?

  35. Patty O. Furniture says:

    Where’s PedoBear when we need him???!!!

  36. izzyboy says:

    That is quite disturbing. I bet it’d be popular in Japan.

  37. CheekyC says:

    Seems like there’s a horribly overused R. Kelly joke amongst this pee-fest, but I don’t wanna put my finger on it.

  38. You says:

    Aren’t most little girls freaked out by dolls like this?

  39. DemianGod says:

    What’s wrong with this toy? Have a pennis.. but, what? It’s perfect.

  40. Loz says:

    *watches the news*
    *cries*

  41. BAReFOOt says:

    You people are freaks. It’s a baby boy. What’s it supposed to have down there? Some perverse gender-neutral nothing?

    Do you even realize that this whole “this is dirty” shit comes from religions, trying to make everyone a sinner, so that everyone has to obey their orders so they do not go to “hell” (another bullshit concept).
    Why sex? Because it’s the most important and intimate thing, and nobody can withstand something that defines what he is and why he is.

    But god loves you… Yeah, riiight.
    It’s just that religions do not!

    • Arrian says:

      I want a toy God that pees and farts and fights bears.

    • haveagoodday says:

      You should be happy there is a God, otherwise noone would love you.

    • fake loz says:

      zeitgeist sense of humor fail.

    • TMI Service says:

      Like religions themselves, any “this is dirty shit” comes from us; there are lots of religious traditions that are sex- and body-affirming.
      .
      As quick examples:
      In Judaism, it’s a mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on on the Sabbath. The revered Muslim Sufi poet, Rumi, wrote bawdy, sexually expressive poems. The Indian Kama Sutra is a bona fide spiritual text, encouraging the fulfillment of natural sexuality as a form of human self-actualization. Both Buddhists and Hindus have Tantric practices that employ explicit sexual imagery and actual erotic techniques, and Shiva’s lingam symbol is unabashedly phallic.
      .
      You can come up with plenty of examples of calls for sexual restraint and instances of denigration of the body made by religious teachers and texts. It is a crass over-generalization, though, to say that that is what “religions” do. It’s what people do.

      • deadmond says:

        its not necessarily what religions do, it’s what Christianity, and on many
        occasions, Islam do (just because a poet wrote something, it doesn’t make it appreciated by his religion).

        the above religions are generally repressive and controlling
        (and doo doo heads).

        the people who are complaining about an anatomically correct male doll
        that urinates like many anatomically correct female dolls are probably Christian in background or heritage, hence ingrained sexual and bodily repression.

        now lets all go to the hedonist beach

        • haveagoodday says:

          grammatically incorrect sentence fail (vocabulary usage fail)

          over-generalization fail (over-use of parentheses fail)

          psych evaluation fail

        • TMI Service says:

          It is a mistake to say that Christianity “does” anything, since “Christianity” is an abstract term. It is people who call themselves “Christian” that do things, on the one hand, and they don’t all do the same things, on the other.
          .
          There is a spectrum of attitudes toward the body and sexuality among Christian groups, and a diversity of opinion regarding moral teachings and cultural traditions about human sexuality (for instance — I know a Baptist church down the road from where I work that enthusiastically embraces LBGT persons and a Presbyterian congregation that regularly promotes gays to church leadership positions and supports same-sex marriages).
          .
          Christians can be stupid and dogmatic. But to say that dogmatic stupidity is what Christianity “does” is itself a dogmatic and poorly-informed generalization.

    • MuEpsilonGamma says:

      way to stereotype all religious people!

      stereotype fail

  42. WilliamCA says:

    WTF…this is why I will never move to Europe

  43. Pooger says:

    Also comes with the Peter Potty.

  44. Ryujin says:

    OMG, this is so inappropriate!!!! A doll that is anatomically correct, that’s like a gateway toy to Satanism!!!! You have serious issues if you think this is harmful in any way for children. I see no Fail in this.

  45. fake loz says:

    Next step? Baby Sh1t Squirt. You feed it chocolate milkshakes and it sprays baby diarrhea.

    • izzyboy says:

      How about Baby Flaming Butt Piss? You feed it chili and it spends an hour in the bathroom crying and intermittently groaning while cursing the existence of the habanero pepper.

    • Elcamo says:

      No! The next step would be Baby spew! You feed it food over and over then it just shoots out like a projectile.

      Or, just a sh1t in general, although I think that would be an unpleasant process to watch. I mean, a doll peeing isn’t a new thing. Although watching it push out a chocolate hot dog might be… weird. Especially if the little ones think its food. Or even a doll where its crap is edible! Imagine that eh? Little suisie is chowing down on the dolls droppings when the neighbors walk in.

  46. sky says:

    See, i thought the fail was that he was peeing sitting down.

  47. RogueThree says:

    Child predator gloves not included.

  48. Buizel says:

    ZOMG PINGAS

  49. cosmopolit3 says:

    Now c’mon, you folks, stop posting pics and videos that have a male or female organ in it and declare it as fail. A penis is no fail! A penis is no fail! A penis is no fail! (or else, half of us must be fail…). In what a conservative, restricted world do we want to live in?

  50. Chimpokomon says:

    First!

  51. felching pen says:

    You’re in for fun. You’re in for fun. You’re in for fun. (repeat faster)

  52. M.Sherlock says:

    I remember this toy…This advert was on all the damn time. A lot of dolls seem to pee these days, kinda weird…

  53. neon says:

    Anatomical Correctness win!

    Personally, I was always a little troubled by Ken’s plastic flesh-colored underwear. But I think I would have been way more troubled by a plastic penis.

  54. Julian says:

    Same here, that toy is completely okay. Little girls can learn to change nappies while playing mother, end of story. And – oh boy – a penis, now that’s something only real gagas find disturbing…

    • Avis says:

      And how soon do we need to “sexualize” the little girls of the world?

      • deadmond says:

        if you taught girls about sex from a young age in a responsible way,
        maybe they wouldn’t be pregnant and body conscious at 16?

        • Avis says:

          And a doll that pisses is a responsible way to teach young girls about sex?

          • Pompom says:

            A pissing doll has nothing to do with sex.

            • Avis says:

              That was kind of my point. Thank you for clarifying it for me.

              • Pompom says:

                Aren’t you the one that claimed this toy “sexualizes” little girls? Or were you being tongue in cheek?

                • Avis says:

                  Dolls like this are just plain creepy. A comment was posted that said that teaching young girls about sex in a responsible way, maybe they wouldn’t get preggersat 16. The doll doesn’t teach about that.
                  But, it does expose children to sex (in a round about way) in the forum of entertainment, or play. What ever happened to just TALKING to your kids about things?

                  • Pompom says:

                    People should talk to their kids. Absolutely. My kids have known the difference between boys and girls since they were 3 years old. They are well informed about their own body parts, and aren’t upset that other children have different body parts.

                    I disagree that a doll that pees in anyway exposes a child to sex.

                    Now Barbie on the other hand ….

                    • Avis says:

                      Please re-read that post of mine. And yes, Barbie is not something that is in any way good. But, by your own argument, if you talk to the kids about how Barbie is a physical impossibility, then there should be no problem.

                      • Pompom says:

                        I wasn’t trying to reason. I was trying to make a funny. Not my strong suit, granted. But no, I’m not worried about Barbie. It’s just a piece of annoying plastic.

                • raelalt says:

                  Try reading before responding. Avis was sarcastically (you DO understand the concept of sarcasm don’t you) making the comment that sexualizing (sp?) would be the NEXT step in response to the poster
                  who thought it was necessary to train them to be mommies:
                  .
                  “Little girls can learn to change nappies while playing mother,”
                  .
                  Yeah, let’s keep ‘em pregnant and barefoot. “Git in dat kitchen and
                  mahke me sum pie Missy!”

          • Jess says:

            How can you say something like this? Did you never grow up with a baby borther or cousin that you changed or helped change while your mom or your aunt or grandmother helped change them?

            How is a baby’s penis going to HARM a child?

    • neon says:

      It’s disturbing:

      1–If you’re 5
      2–If you don’t have one
      3–If you’ve never seen one

      …..common sense?

      • Pompom says:

        That makes no sense. There are lots of things 5 year old’s haven’t seen. I don’t tend to consider them all to be disturbing.

        Besides lots of girls have younger brothers, some even help change their diapers.

  55. ink says:

    PHAIL.
    this is just so wrong, but funny.
    the jingle …
    ‘Baby Wee – Wee, Baby Wee – Wee …’
    *headdesk*

  56. bekitty says:

    C’mon people, the doll is obviously designed to help kids potty train. Not only that – it’s designed for boys, not girls.

    Honestly. Use your brains.

  57. LAURENNN says:

    I remember this ad actually :)

  58. pizzavortex says:

    I remember it too! Good times.

  59. Vicky says:

    OMFG! Pedophiles would buy that! It is such a disturbing toy! I’d buy one just to burn it.

  60. Intactivist says:

    The baby is intact (uncircumcised) so hooray for human rights…..

    very odd, you could never show that on american tv

  61. Spike says:

    Almost first..

  62. Mike ST says:

    I don’t know what’s worse, that this toy was made, or that it actually has decent sales in my country…

  63. Rhia says:

    i remember that toy from when i was really young, lol

  64. Danny says:

    My partner’s got a really good idea for making dolls. His name’s Presuming Ed. His sister gave him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. Then you gotta change its drawers for it. It’s horrible really but they like that, the little girls. So we’re gonna make one that shits itself as well. We’re building the prototype now.

  65. Blanka says:

    Where is the fail here? Just because the baby is peeing? What’s so special about it?

  66. newguy2445 says:

    How come the girls at my primary school didn’t get excited when I went ‘Wee Wee’ in class?!

    This is false advertising I tell you!

  67. tiexano says:

    Hahaha, you sad prude ‘Mericans. It’s just a boring toy.

  68. Aiden says:

    …..omg. toy penis. Not even KEN had one of those! And a baby gets one?… Man is Ken gonna get pissed..

  69. brent says:

    fail Fail.

    This one’s not a fail.

    I don’t get it – what’s the big deal about a toy that urinates? This is a big deal for a lot of parents – getting there kids to understand that that wetness, that disgusting mess that randomly happens to your pants sometimes… that’s not random. That’s you. That’s water coming out of your penis. And you can stop it.

    How is this a fail?

  70. Kapernikus says:

    That is not really a fail on the toy’s part. This is only a big deal in countries like America, and most sexologists find that the asexual dolls cause more problems in sexual development than anatomically correct dolls ever can. This is a fail on the child’s part for being that easily entertained. How long can you play with a doll that just pisses over and over again?

  71. Tiger says:

    What.

    The.

    %$&#.

  72. TomTom says:

    HahaI remember this toy, was pretty big around here!

  73. Alienpoo says:

    OH GOD I REMEMBER THIS AD.

  74. Maddie says:

    This gets the Pedobear and Shotacat seal of approval.

  75. Sarah says:

    Ugh, so gross! Not only is it a doll with a penis, it’s an UNCIRCUMCISED male! I think I just threw up in my mouth! My hubby and I had our sons clipped right away! I work at a Pediatric Hospital and see too many teenagers having to get circumcised for complications later on. NO thank you.

  76. arandomname says:

    I remember this add….bloody euro-pee-ans

  77. Nyssa McC says:

    hahaha where so I get one that was friggen funny

  78. The salad says:

    WTF!??! OMFG! this is the gayest thing ive ever seen! son of a bitch!!!!!

  79. omen says:

    wow did you all just miss the fail?

    that makes you guys even bigger fails!

    watch at the end: the doll pees with it’s pants on.

  80. tESSA says:

    THAT IS JUST SICK LOLZ

  81. yourface says:

    baby wee-wee’s packing

  82. Jack says:

    lol that was just plain disturbing

  83. Chip says:

    EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. joe says:

    it looks sssoooo deformed……
    i wonder how many kids tried to have “it” with it lol

  85. Jake says:

    Wow, its like those Anatomically correct dolls that one company was selling for a while.

  86. Sheila says:

    Sorry– I just don’t get what the big deal is.Half the world has one and if they are lucky they got to keep all of it. Its a penis–so what!!

  87. Torrey says:

    Where is the “Jizz in my Pants” doll?

  88. vealer says:

    WRONG just WRONG FAIL big time

  89. SpamInACan says:

    Wow… What the fuck?

  90. Lily says:

    oh gods, my parents got me one of those when i was little!

  91. timebitch says:

    This is a new top ten song candidate.

  92. i remember this toy in the 90s the advert was so annoying. shown at christmas time on all cartoon channels.

  93. Nowwer says:

    two things, this definatly deserves a …

    second, after reading a few comments, well, you guys are stupid.

  94. Remilo says:

    I don’t know why everyone is saying he is so big, he looks tiny to me

  95. Chezburger_Inc. says:

    O_____________o

  96. Nekotsubasa says:

    I am deeply disturbed. o.e

  97. dudewiththebling says:

    penis

  98. o wow says:

    oi, thats just wrong…

  99. ROFL says:

    the girls at least have something to play with xD

  100. JB Whatchacallit says:

    It’s a great toy for girls. There’s a good chance that they will have a baby boy some day and women tend to not know how to potty train a boy (at least in countries where stuff like this is gross or “wrong”). Amazing how a lot of my fellow Americans are all for war and violence, but anti-education.

    • Momo says:

      Do you really think so? I just think it’s a bit much for a younger girl. Should we really submit kids to this? I mean, It’s a bit young if you ask me. They should teach this kind of things for older kids, not 5/6 year olds. Its a good idea, but not for a little girl.

  101. Momo says:

    WOW Epic

  102. Zarkenheim says:

    Eeeeeew… Pedophile are going to dance in the streets…. Well, this way they won’t bother the little people anymore.

  103. ferrari2197 says:

    omg come on

  104. Mr. Versipellis says:

    Is he dead?

  105. Nick says:

    There…are….no…words.

  106. ben.krall says:

    haha



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