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first!
Does that make me 18th?
actually, you’re dead.
Sorry.
Finally a toy for us Republicans!
and the #1 toy found at a church toy drive is…….
…a toy church?
……how stupid you are?
why you are up mangling sentences?
baby wee wee, baby wee wee, baby wee wee! *sings*
0_0 *Brain Damage 4 Life*
I May Never Look At Baby Dolls (Or Their Theme Songs) The Same EVER AGAIN
Use the force he must
actually it never got approved. wonder why…
How is this slightly related to politics?
Didn’t you guys know? Michael Jackson was the designer of this doll.
Well.. *blink* I think I have officially seen it all. As the doll is not circumcised I guess they were not going for the jewish community as a consumer. LOL.
OMG! I remember this from when i was younger, lol. i always got so abmarased when it came on when i was watching tv with my sisters
FAIL.
“Jizz in my pants” doll
I have to “go.”
Who thinks up these toys?
your mom
Can’t she’s been dead long time
That’s just what they’ve been telling you.
Explains why she didn’t move much the other night.
Ouch!
That’s what she said.
Shoulda used some more lube.
Boom, headshot.
Boom, facepalm.
was Baseketball funny?
not that much.
The pedophile down the street.
pedophiles of the world were lining up for this toy
Atleast they will be lineing up for dolls and not children. And besides female dolls have been somewhat real for years what is everyone afraid of a penis for?
Which female dolls have been somewhat real?
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE DOLLS?
If you had read the comments, you’d know.
I saw it later, then the router failed, I’m sorry.
And THEN I forgot about it. Failed. I’m having a rough day.
‘S ok, I thought sergeant there was asking where to get one of the wee wee babies.
Reading nest fail! It’s the retard line, now.
Yup, I know.
*hangs head in shame*
Aaaahh!! I meant me! I proved it, there.
At your local Frenchy’s adult toy store
because it’s kinda prickly
You, have not got one. be quiet
Way to go BuickGirl- defend those pedophiles… wait- what?
That’s what I want to know. How is this any different from those ‘drink and
wet Sally’ style toys? Cause this one is a boy?
Michael Jackson
I just…. EEEEEHEEEE!!! Wanna touch… SHAAAA-MON!!!! The little… YOW!!!
that was too realistic
First?
Not really!
Sadly but no.
Who?
that dude is hung
His wee wee isn’t so wee.
Plus, before they show that he has a “wee wee,” they also have the toy’s hand move back and forth in front of his crotch.
Baby Wee Wee is not only anatomically correct, he also masturbates!
So this toy is mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e.’s role model?
It was modeled after Vienna.
If that’s the case, I’m pretty sure the anatomical dimensions are waaaaaaaay off…
I would think so since he has an inny.
‘Zackly.
Egg?
Foo.
Bar.
Code.
Red.
Rum.
i
Jungle
Love.
hurts.
So good.
So far.
To go.
away
Boldly where no man has gone
before.
Doofus.
Dunce.
of Confederates
Cap.
-pulet.
down.
Town.
House.
PARTY!
Politics.
Animal!
(damn missed that one)
Magnetism!
Suck.
(goes with politics)
*CENSORED*
black bar over the wee wee wee
All the way home.
To your mum’s house!
(sorry)
Well that Mr. Wee I’m-a-retard Wee is nothing compared to Der Schlangemann!!
Look him up at “Der Schlangemann” on jewtube.
Well, he’s obviously not Jewish.
I had one of these dolls and foreskin was an option.
Kinda like real life.
Exactly, except for the plastic sphincter.
I believe Mr. Vienna had to have one of those to replace his worn out one..
I don’t know, looks about average to me.
*is speechless*
WEEEEEEWEEEEEIN!
Firs… damnit!
And a foxy one at that.
*blushes*
Wait, can you see the blushing under my russet fur?
that kid is hung like a moose
Call Sarah!!
Shoot it from a helicopter!
Then build a federally funded bridge to bring it back on.
At least it’s not baby squirt squirt.
or baby jizz jizz.
or baby cum on yer face
Boobookakke?
I lol’d
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Then it’s just plain fun.
or a toy doll penis
BABY MONEY SHOT!
Or baby shit shit
It’s only fair that there be a male gender version of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.
Well that went downhill fast.
I was hoping the ROFLcopter would show up, but…um…no. Just…no.
that’s because you are boring.
Oh the irony.
Ignorance is bliss they say. Vienna there must be the happiest guy on earth.
Happy hell! He must be in a constant state of ecstasy.
Well, with all that masturbating……
Doesn’t he worry about priapism?
*snork*
I haz good friends.
I don’t think that’s the problem, his concern is why nothing
happens despite all his effort. No lead in the pencil at all.
I’m no predator, but this is one child toy for which I’ll be wearing rubber gloves.
Predator gloves?
“I’m no predator, but…”
Sounds so wrong.
Come on, guys, you ought to bring more game to these child toy threads — Child Predator Hands Glove Fail was but 3 days ago. This callback are obvious, fail captains.
Perhaps if you’d waited for the night shift to arrive… :p
I need one!!
FREAKING YIKES!
Europeans…..
He’s a peein.
looooool
Sill Europeans….
“sill”–noun
1. a horizontal timber, block, or the like serving as a foundation of a wall, house, etc.
2. the horizontal piece or member beneath a window, door, or other opening.
3. Geology. a tabular body of intrusive igneous rock, ordinarily between beds of sedimentary rocks or layers of volcanic ejecta.
Well, “member” works.
Can I use the all time excuse that English isn’t my first language?
Or can I just say all Americans are dumb since that is extremely easy.
I missed the y, I couldn’t even see the things get published for some reason. Probably a filter.
My bad. I represent my whole country I’m dumb.
That’s ok, at least we get our own queue here.
.
*points to the retard line*
FIRST…in line!
I’m right behind you, since I can’t go first.
As I am feathered, I don’t want to stand in front of a fire-breathing Dragon.
intrusive *jacks*
What kid in her right mind would WANT this toy in the first place? Ick.
one with a pee fetish?
they’re people too.
I speak from experience here, most little girls are freaked out by anatomically correct dolls. When I was a young this doll would have creeped me out.
Perhaps the question isn’t what kid would want this, but rather, what parent would get this for their kid?
One smart enough to see how the annual doll budget could be, er, ‘slashed’…
I know I would never have asked for another doll had my folks given me that. That’s for sure.
We actually DID have anatomically correct dolls when we were kids. My folks thought it was important for us to grow up with the understanding that our bodies–all parts of them–are nothing to be ashamed of.
(Though I’m not saying it actually WORKED or anything…)
Which didn’t work? The growing up or the anatomically correct dolls?
Oh, definitely the growing up. I seem to have missed that stage along the way.
Whew! Glad to see I am not the only one! I think I missed more than one step though.
Sadly I was raised by very dogmatic (in the not-so-pleasant sense) christians. I was raised in a very strange household, where sex of any sort was bad. It played havoc with my development. It took me a long time to get past it. Occasionally there are still holdovers.
Oddly enough, my grade school started teaching us about boys and girls and the difference, in second grade. And my dad (the really dogmatic one) was the principal.
Sounds like my childhood, My mom was a member of the First Baptist Church. I got out of the mind bending bullshit as soon as I could.
Ooof. And yikes. And eep.
Well, if it’s any consolation, Avis, YOU are incredibly cool and fun and non-dogmatic. It takes a strong person to fight against their upbringing.
(And of course raelalt, who was not there when I pushed “Add comment” is also all of those things! )
Thank you. If you had ever met my family, you’d wonder how the hell I turned out the way I did! Or you’d wonder how we hadn’t killed each other yet.
Thank you. One thing I can say about my god-fearing christian upbringing: it made me into a very devout atheist.
My parents once tried to make me go on a rollercoaster but I was too scared so I refused to. Does that make me strong too?
I was pretty much just born one of those. I can’t ever remember a time when I believed in any sort of god or magic or afterlife.
Yes. My folks tried that too. I still have never been on one.
Loz…no, that makes you a chicken.
*ducks*
B-but… you’re a dragon! You can’t not believe in yourself, the world would implode.
*sulks*
I believe in wonder…not magic.
And HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :p
Yay! We hijacked another thread!!
And I quail at the thought of roller-coasters too.
themeparkreview.com/alton2006/at10.jpg
Vertical drop into a hole in the ground. No thanks!
(I do normally enjoy rollercoasters, though.)
I. Love. Rollercoasters. My favorite is the Tower of Terror. Wheeeeeee!!!!
It is a great sadness to me that I can no longer go on them, htough.
Also that I can no longer spell, apparently.
Why no more roller coasters? If I’m prying, you don’t need to answer me.
LOL. *commiserates in both instances*
Why can’t you go on them anymore?
I have a degenerative spinal disease…it’s called cervical spondylosis with myelopathy. I’ve had three disks from my neck removed and my spine is held together with bone grafts, titanium plates and screws. Roller coasters are pretty much on the big “no no” list for me!
Jeez! When I complain about my measly health issues, just smack me with the halibut, ok?
Hah. I hardly think your situation is “measly”!
And you can talk about any kind of problems with us. You should know that by now.
Now I’m bummed out again. Only more so.
Yeah… but I have da sniffles…
Why? I’m fine!
And my friends’ kids get to say they know a cyborg. They think that’s the coooooooolest thing!
Wow… a place to belong! Is it odd that this is better than any support group could hope to be?
Of course not. A fail a day keeps depression away.
Amen to that!
*pours spirituous libations*
*clinks glasses*
A toast!!!
*holds bottle of wine to clink with Dragon’s glass*
*swiggs straight from the bottle*
*hopes you’re going to share…*
*munchity-muncha-munch*
Thanks for bringing the toast!
*shares with raelalt*
HAHAHAHAHA! Ok, that made me lol!
*tosses raelalt one of my many bottles of wine*
i’ve been on the scary vertical drop coaster at alton towers
. Oblivion looks scary but in the end its just 1
times Loz
drop.
This is stocked right next to the “Fisher Price Self Shot in the Bathroom Mirror” camera.
Egads, that sounds creepy!
Referring to the changing behaviors of kids, and how they know way too much too soon.
Ugh. Kill me.
I got it and lol’d sans explanation.
Well said, Avis, I agree.
The training starts early for those who wish someday to excel in water sports.
R. Kelly might like this toy if it came along with a Baby-puts-out-a-lot.
Holy inappropriate plastic fallus, Batman!
Batman’s little batman is not plastic nor inappropriate, this is a fallusy.
Well, unless your Robin. He is no longer wondering.
Unless my Robin what…?
Lays an egg??
Im suprised nobody masturbated yet
The toy did.
therefore we dont need to do it……..do wee?
bizarre….
It’s the doll that made the Spanish toy company, Famosa.
I’m disturbed there’s a website called “thingamababy.com”.
Someone actually thought that children weren’t getting enough penis in their dolls?
…and Jailhouse Ken and his friend ‘Big’ Tom exercising in the backyard.
Or giving the backyard some exercise.
ooh…rape kit Barbie. And Ken with a squirting penis…
No, no…imagination overload.
::calms self::
Batteries not included.
Um, some things defy……….everything..
HARDCORE PARENTING/TOY DESIGN FAIL!
Omg! This was for sale in the UK a few years back. The advert was also on kids channels (obviously, its a kids toy) But its inapropriate. My sister wanted it so bad lol.
Funny. so did Pete Townshend.
Wow. Who the hell thinks of these things and MARKETS them?!
I can’t believe there’s a policeman not 15 feet away at 0:02, and yet she’s still got the gall to paedo it up in a public park. Audacious.
Please tell me this isn’t real…that is beyond disturbing.
from thingamababy.com/baby/2007/09/babyweewee.html:
They only accept PeePal.
Damn, you’re a whiz kid.
A regular golden child
A child that urinates
urine-natural.
How many more can wee come up with?
I think if we come up with any more they’ll just start to get piss-poor
And then wee won’t have a pot to piss in.
And wee might just piss people off
There’s no need for them to get pissy.
Urea-lly are right on that
Besides, they can go piss up a rope if they do.
Ewww, no thanks, urine you’re own with that one.
Oh pissflaps. Are you sure I can’t tempt you to help me using urinate peeple skills?
That Depends.
Well I suppose urethra with me or against me but I think I’ve run out of convincing pee related arguments for my cause.
Why does it all boil down to one or the other?
*huggies*
You’re right; I shouldn’t be so polarised.
*huggies* and *pampers* in return.
Share the Luvs!
Yay Luvs for everyone!1!1!1!
*sigh*…I missed out on the puns.
*goes to listen to her favorite musical….Piddler on the Roof*
I thought that was just the rain.
I am glad to see urinate getting pissed over a wee thing like this.
Complimentary incontinental breakfast, anyone?
Nah, I hear they water down the drinks.
weewee? *masturbee*
BRB, have to go scrub my brain.
Just, ew.
*hands Helena the mental floss*
I met a Helena today, from Spain. I don’t think her surname was Handbasket, though.
I posted this XD
the audacity of weewee
In Soviet Russia, dolls piss on you.
Does that mean you pee on dolls elsewhere?
sure. Whatever floats your boat
Brilliant.. maybe they can use those to help pedophiles? xD
CREEEEEPY. Looks like a spigot with balls.
I bet you’d tap that, though.
Did that doll just grab it’s crotch? Is this the White Rapper doll?
Eminem?
No his lesser know brother Enemanem.
Where’s PedoBear when we need him???!!!
He is at the store buying some new child predator gloves and meat snacks.
That is quite disturbing. I bet it’d be popular in Japan.
I bet your mother would be popular in Japan.
Not really. The Japanese tourists I had to deal with as a child in Hawaii wanted nothing to do with her and her dark colored hair. They wanted pictures of my sister, my father, and I because we all had very blonde hair.
Mmm…blond.
That’s what they all say.
Seems like there’s a horribly overused R. Kelly joke amongst this pee-fest, but I don’t wanna put my finger on it.
This is the remix edition
Of the song about pissin’
There’s a lot of things here I don’t want to put my finger on.
Aren’t most little girls freaked out by dolls like this?
Yes.
What’s wrong with this toy? Have a pennis.. but, what? It’s perfect.
A “pennis” eh?
Yes, have a pennis! You don’t want to be impolite.
Go f*ck yourself. Then you’ll be polite.
“You” means anyone BUT me!
What. The. Pee.
*watches the news*
*cries*
Wait, what did I miss? Why are you crying?
I even went to the news sites to check if I missed something.
.
(I found out yesterday that Paul Newman died over the weekend, that bummed me out considerably)
I heard that too, but somehow I don’t think that’s why she’s crying. The bailout got voted down, but why would she cry about that?
Uh oh. Yeah, I’ve got nuthin’ either.
Though I’m still bummed out about Paul Newman.
I went to the BBC’s Northern Ireland page and there as a depressing story about a 10 mo. old baby dieing in a fire there. That would have messed me up.
I hadn’t even heard that, I don’t usually watch the local news. It’s always the same old thing.
I’m just crying for the state of the global economy in general. Dark times.
It’s pretty bad. The banks’ (and their lobbyists’) insistence on the removal of the firewall between consumer banking and lending institutions is a big part of the problem. I always have serious doubts when an industry claims it doesn’t need any form of regulation or overseeing.
Ok…are you trying to make ME cry now??
Ok. Sorry. Back to our regularly scheduled program of irreverence and frivolity.
Agreed. They let it get way too out-of-hand before deciding to do anything about it. As America begins its decline it’ll be interesting to see which countries rise up.
I just ordered “The Limits of Power” by Andrew Bacevich from
Amazon a few minutes ago. It was written just before the current financial crisis but predicts it due to our (US) obsession with consumerism. I saw a Bill Moyers’ interview with the author last week and could not get over the rational way in which he described our situation and the cause, as well as the cure.
Ooooh! That sounds interesting. I’ll put that on my reading list.
Paul Newman was an all around good guy, in the movies and in real life. It’s a sadder world knowing he is not around anymore.
I still haven’t got over the fact that Johnny Cash is gone.
*cries some more*
You people are freaks. It’s a baby boy. What’s it supposed to have down there? Some perverse gender-neutral nothing?
Do you even realize that this whole “this is dirty” shit comes from religions, trying to make everyone a sinner, so that everyone has to obey their orders so they do not go to “hell” (another bullshit concept).
Why sex? Because it’s the most important and intimate thing, and nobody can withstand something that defines what he is and why he is.
But god loves you… Yeah, riiight.
It’s just that religions do not!
I want a toy God that pees and farts and fights bears.
You should be happy there is a God, otherwise noone would love you.
i love him
but not in the gay way
but if i were gay, that’d be ok
ithink i feel a song coming on . . .
Okay, but just so you know, Deadmond.
If you were gay, that’d be okay.
I mean ‘cus hey, I like you anyway.
And I know you, would accept me too if I told you today that I was gay. (But I’m not gay.)
zeitgeist sense of humor fail.
Like religions themselves, any “this is dirty shit” comes from us; there are lots of religious traditions that are sex- and body-affirming.
.
As quick examples:
In Judaism, it’s a mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on on the Sabbath. The revered Muslim Sufi poet, Rumi, wrote bawdy, sexually expressive poems. The Indian Kama Sutra is a bona fide spiritual text, encouraging the fulfillment of natural sexuality as a form of human self-actualization. Both Buddhists and Hindus have Tantric practices that employ explicit sexual imagery and actual erotic techniques, and Shiva’s lingam symbol is unabashedly phallic.
.
You can come up with plenty of examples of calls for sexual restraint and instances of denigration of the body made by religious teachers and texts. It is a crass over-generalization, though, to say that that is what “religions” do. It’s what people do.
its not necessarily what religions do, it’s what Christianity, and on many
occasions, Islam do (just because a poet wrote something, it doesn’t make it appreciated by his religion).
the above religions are generally repressive and controlling
(and doo doo heads).
the people who are complaining about an anatomically correct male doll
that urinates like many anatomically correct female dolls are probably Christian in background or heritage, hence ingrained sexual and bodily repression.
now lets all go to the hedonist beach
grammatically incorrect sentence fail (vocabulary usage fail)
over-generalization fail (over-use of parentheses fail)
psych evaluation fail
It is a mistake to say that Christianity “does” anything, since “Christianity” is an abstract term. It is people who call themselves “Christian” that do things, on the one hand, and they don’t all do the same things, on the other.
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There is a spectrum of attitudes toward the body and sexuality among Christian groups, and a diversity of opinion regarding moral teachings and cultural traditions about human sexuality (for instance — I know a Baptist church down the road from where I work that enthusiastically embraces LBGT persons and a Presbyterian congregation that regularly promotes gays to church leadership positions and supports same-sex marriages).
.
Christians can be stupid and dogmatic. But to say that dogmatic stupidity is what Christianity “does” is itself a dogmatic and poorly-informed generalization.
I agree. Since all religion is a human construct, these ideas are of a human origin. And, as the needs of the people change, the people modify those constructs to reflect those changes.
Why do you think there are so many religions, and so many sects and offshoots of them?
Thars gold in them thar prayer hankies.
Oh yeah…THAT’S why.
*smacks forehead*
way to stereotype all religious people!
stereotype fail
My villiage vickor is gay and I’m pretty sure one of his children had a sex change and I know for a fact that if the church tried to sack him there would be a riot of angre villagers christain or other wise rising to defend him so I don’t think it’s a good idea to genralise. Also it varies on what form of christainity you are talking about the catholic church is more uptite about these sorts of thing i mean your not supposed to used contraception for goodness sake.
WTF…this is why I will never move to Europe
You’ll let a doll that pisses prevent you from visiting an entire continent? That’s like saying you’d never go to Asia because Pedo Bear hangs out in Japanese nurseries. Racist.
This is why I will.
what country are you from you say america and your put of europe because of one english advert think about us british people being forced to watch american tv because you have brought all our tv stations believe me is i hear the words sweet sixteen again on tv i will shoot something.
Also comes with the Peter Potty.
it’s the Hairy Potty
how about Harry potty? lol
OMG, this is so inappropriate!!!! A doll that is anatomically correct, that’s like a gateway toy to Satanism!!!! You have serious issues if you think this is harmful in any way for children. I see no Fail in this.
Weiner=Satan? Awesome! The devil is in my pants!
Next step? Baby Sh1t Squirt. You feed it chocolate milkshakes and it sprays baby diarrhea.
How about Baby Flaming Butt Piss? You feed it chili and it spends an hour in the bathroom crying and intermittently groaning while cursing the existence of the habanero pepper.
No! The next step would be Baby spew! You feed it food over and over then it just shoots out like a projectile.
Or, just a sh1t in general, although I think that would be an unpleasant process to watch. I mean, a doll peeing isn’t a new thing. Although watching it push out a chocolate hot dog might be… weird. Especially if the little ones think its food. Or even a doll where its crap is edible! Imagine that eh? Little suisie is chowing down on the dolls droppings when the neighbors walk in.
don’t they even have a barbie that gives birth now?
eeek ><
Barbie? Gives birth? EEEEK
See, i thought the fail was that he was peeing sitting down.
Child predator gloves not included.
ZOMG PINGAS
Now c’mon, you folks, stop posting pics and videos that have a male or female organ in it and declare it as fail. A penis is no fail! A penis is no fail! A penis is no fail! (or else, half of us must be fail…). In what a conservative, restricted world do we want to live in?
a feminist one?
A win for comebacks, but a fail for mankind. Sad, sad fail.
One where people actually understand what feminism is, and don’t think that extremists speak for or define an entire group?
First!
NEIN!
NOT!
You’re in for fun. You’re in for fun. You’re in for fun. (repeat faster)
I remember this toy…This advert was on all the damn time. A lot of dolls seem to pee these days, kinda weird…
Anatomical Correctness win!
Personally, I was always a little troubled by Ken’s plastic flesh-colored underwear. But I think I would have been way more troubled by a plastic penis.
Same here, that toy is completely okay. Little girls can learn to change nappies while playing mother, end of story. And – oh boy – a penis, now that’s something only real gagas find disturbing…
And how soon do we need to “sexualize” the little girls of the world?
if you taught girls about sex from a young age in a responsible way,
maybe they wouldn’t be pregnant and body conscious at 16?
And a doll that pisses is a responsible way to teach young girls about sex?
A pissing doll has nothing to do with sex.
That was kind of my point. Thank you for clarifying it for me.
Aren’t you the one that claimed this toy “sexualizes” little girls? Or were you being tongue in cheek?
Dolls like this are just plain creepy. A comment was posted that said that teaching young girls about sex in a responsible way, maybe they wouldn’t get preggersat 16. The doll doesn’t teach about that.
But, it does expose children to sex (in a round about way) in the forum of entertainment, or play. What ever happened to just TALKING to your kids about things?
People should talk to their kids. Absolutely. My kids have known the difference between boys and girls since they were 3 years old. They are well informed about their own body parts, and aren’t upset that other children have different body parts.
I disagree that a doll that pees in anyway exposes a child to sex.
Now Barbie on the other hand ….
Please re-read that post of mine. And yes, Barbie is not something that is in any way good. But, by your own argument, if you talk to the kids about how Barbie is a physical impossibility, then there should be no problem.
I wasn’t trying to reason. I was trying to make a funny. Not my strong suit, granted. But no, I’m not worried about Barbie. It’s just a piece of annoying plastic.
Try reading before responding. Avis was sarcastically (you DO understand the concept of sarcasm don’t you) making the comment that sexualizing (sp?) would be the NEXT step in response to the poster
who thought it was necessary to train them to be mommies:
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“Little girls can learn to change nappies while playing mother,”
.
Yeah, let’s keep ‘em pregnant and barefoot. “Git in dat kitchen and
mahke me sum pie Missy!”
Or not.
Yep, that was what I was driving at. Initially. Then it got weird.
It does tend to do that here, doesn’t it?
*hug!*
*hug*
Thanks, I needed that. It’s been a rough day.
Aw…I’m sorry to hear that. Well, maybe later we can find some of the guys and have another party.
Come to think of it, I had a not-really-fun day either. Hmph.
Already starting. Sorta.
Chicken casserole and beer.
How can you say something like this? Did you never grow up with a baby borther or cousin that you changed or helped change while your mom or your aunt or grandmother helped change them?
How is a baby’s penis going to HARM a child?
Choking hazard?
Ba-dum-bump-chish!!
It’s disturbing:
1–If you’re 5
2–If you don’t have one
3–If you’ve never seen one
…..common sense?
That makes no sense. There are lots of things 5 year old’s haven’t seen. I don’t tend to consider them all to be disturbing.
Besides lots of girls have younger brothers, some even help change their diapers.
I don’t have brothers. Younger or older. Never did.
But many children do. I find it far from disturbing. FWIW my girls have no brothers, but they weren’t damaged in any way when I baby sat my neighbor’s son. They just liked having a baby around.
If it were just a doll that HAPPENED to have a penis, that would be fine. This is a doll who’s only marketing point is that it has a penis- that pees.
Meh. Lots of dolls pee. I would never buy one for my kids, because I think that’s just plain stupid and annoying. But I’m not all worked up about it.
I was not attempting to get all riled up about it. I voiced an opinion, and apparently needed to back it up. Despite the fact that this is failblog, I am allowed to have an opinion.
Have at it.
Just sharing my own.
Wow. I can’t believe everyone here was arguing about a peeing doll.
PHAIL.
this is just so wrong, but funny.
the jingle …
‘Baby Wee – Wee, Baby Wee – Wee …’
*headdesk*
Headdesk? Now that’s a first on Failblog!
*Congratulates ink*
C’mon people, the doll is obviously designed to help kids potty train. Not only that – it’s designed for boys, not girls.
Honestly. Use your brains.
That’s why the child in the advert is a girl, obviously.
I remember this ad actually
Yeah, you’re the girl in the commercial.
I remember it too! Good times.
OMFG! Pedophiles would buy that! It is such a disturbing toy! I’d buy one just to burn it.
The baby is intact (uncircumcised) so hooray for human rights…..
very odd, you could never show that on american tv
That is what I noticed too! No fail there.
Almost first..
Better luck next time, eh?
‘Better luck’ would be an understatement.
I don’t know what’s worse, that this toy was made, or that it actually has decent sales in my country…
i remember that toy from when i was really young, lol
My partner’s got a really good idea for making dolls. His name’s Presuming Ed. His sister gave him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. Then you gotta change its drawers for it. It’s horrible really but they like that, the little girls. So we’re gonna make one that shits itself as well. We’re building the prototype now.
Where is the fail here? Just because the baby is peeing? What’s so special about it?
Ryu kicks your ass.
It’s called Baby Wee Wee, and it does what it says…seems like a win to me.
How come the girls at my primary school didn’t get excited when I went ‘Wee Wee’ in class?!
This is false advertising I tell you!
Because your Penis is smaller than the doll’s.
Hahaha, you sad prude ‘Mericans. It’s just a boring toy.
Actually, a lot of these guys are Brits. Trans-Atlantic Prudes!
…..omg. toy penis. Not even KEN had one of those! And a baby gets one?… Man is Ken gonna get pissed..
fail Fail.
This one’s not a fail.
I don’t get it – what’s the big deal about a toy that urinates? This is a big deal for a lot of parents – getting there kids to understand that that wetness, that disgusting mess that randomly happens to your pants sometimes… that’s not random. That’s you. That’s water coming out of your penis. And you can stop it.
How is this a fail?
It’s called a sense of humor. You should get one. They’re nice.
ok…i know about 16 people that will be getting that on Monday!
That is not really a fail on the toy’s part. This is only a big deal in countries like America, and most sexologists find that the asexual dolls cause more problems in sexual development than anatomically correct dolls ever can. This is a fail on the child’s part for being that easily entertained. How long can you play with a doll that just pisses over and over again?
you can get sexualy correct dolls which don’t pee get one of those instead i had one
What.
The.
%$&#.
HahaI remember this toy, was pretty big around here!
OH GOD I REMEMBER THIS AD.
This gets the Pedobear and Shotacat seal of approval.
lol
I love Pedobear!
Ugh, so gross! Not only is it a doll with a penis, it’s an UNCIRCUMCISED male! I think I just threw up in my mouth! My hubby and I had our sons clipped right away! I work at a Pediatric Hospital and see too many teenagers having to get circumcised for complications later on. NO thank you.
I remember this add….bloody euro-pee-ans
hahaha where so I get one that was friggen funny
wow did you all just miss the fail?
that makes you guys even bigger fails!
watch at the end: the doll pees with it’s pants on.
THAT IS JUST SICK LOLZ
baby wee-wee’s packing
lol that was just plain disturbing
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it looks sssoooo deformed……
i wonder how many kids tried to have “it” with it lol
that would be so disgusting. it looks like its rubber
Wow, its like those Anatomically correct dolls that one company was selling for a while.
Sorry– I just don’t get what the big deal is.Half the world has one and if they are lucky they got to keep all of it. Its a penis–so what!!
Where is the “Jizz in my Pants” doll?
WRONG just WRONG FAIL big time
oh gods, my parents got me one of those when i was little!
i remember this toy in the 90s the advert was so annoying. shown at christmas time on all cartoon channels.
two things, this definatly deserves a …
second, after reading a few comments, well, you guys are stupid.
I don’t know why everyone is saying he is so big, he looks tiny to me
O_O
O_____________o
I am deeply disturbed. o.e
penis
oi, thats just wrong…
the girls at least have something to play with xD
It’s a great toy for girls. There’s a good chance that they will have a baby boy some day and women tend to not know how to potty train a boy (at least in countries where stuff like this is gross or “wrong”). Amazing how a lot of my fellow Americans are all for war and violence, but anti-education.
Do you really think so? I just think it’s a bit much for a younger girl. Should we really submit kids to this? I mean, It’s a bit young if you ask me. They should teach this kind of things for older kids, not 5/6 year olds. Its a good idea, but not for a little girl.
WOW Epic
Eeeeeew… Pedophile are going to dance in the streets…. Well, this way they won’t bother the little people anymore.
omg come on
Is he dead?
There…are….no…words.
haha
this is satan creation
I used to have one of those D-:
A 100 imaginairy bucks say this toy is French.
I don’t have a 100 imaginairy bucks.
Damn, that baby’s balls are huge!
At least it was a piss-hardon. I hate those. Have to do the foward lean on the wall over the toilet thingy.
wasn’t ffs
I dunno, but it took some big balls to pull it off.
i think the real probblem is that people think a doll that goes to the toilet is really something young children want and will keep them entertained and what parent buy it for them i know for a fact that my parents avioded all toys that involved fluids or slime of any sort how is this diffrent.
and what would the urine be replaced with?
now with new jizz action and grunts!
All I can say is wow!!
That was very intry!!
what wrong with it?