Comments on: Sign Fail

By: žogi

žogi — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:18:32 +0000

That is not funny at all!

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:59:16 +0000

who advertises in a cemetary?

By: 3dham

3dham — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:58:43 +0000

He has ancestral endorsements!

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:40:43 +0000

flying around the Red Windmill

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:30:32 +0000

*calls suicide hotline*

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:54:23 +0000

You misspelled “short.”

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:52:15 +0000

u cant burn or nuthin
I GOT CIPRO

By: Danymullllllll

Danymullllllll — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:32:47 +0000

Detlef,
I, on behalf of the whole Failblog community, would like to extend our sincerest wishes and ask YOU-TO-SHUT-THE-*FUC|(*-up

By: britni

britni — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:50:06 +0000

wow.
that is WAYYYY too much of a coincidence.
has to be photoshopped right?

By: zSoilworker

zSoilworker — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:05:13 +0000

CAUSE WE’RE NOT GAY

By: zSoilworker

zSoilworker — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:02:39 +0000

stoned kids loves to see the comment pyramid grow.

bbbbbbggggrrrrrooowwwww

By: jessie_roe

jessie_roe — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:20:23 +0000

failblog fail FAIL FAIL… it’s photoshopped, and very very badly too.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:50:34 +0000

He’s a DEAD cert to win!

By: Sigma

Sigma — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:41:36 +0000

here are some appropriate bad puns

Artix’s OFFICAL list of things NOT to be said arround the UNDEAD
1) That is just JAW DROPPING
2) Something evil is A FOOT
3) Keep a stif UPPER LIP
4) Use a little ELBOW GREASE
5) … and that is how you get A-HEAD
6) That guy is a SPINELESS coward

By: Icarael

Icarael — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:20:39 +0000

God bless democracy. It makes sure everyone can run for office- even the dead and the not-quite-dead.

By: katie

katie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:19:39 +0000

the story is that it was a campaign sign that was placed on his mother and father’s grave which they would have been proud of their son, whether he won or not.

By: Ryan Thompson

Ryan Thompson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:50:49 +0000

Would love to hear the story behind this photo..

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:08:49 +0000

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

By: Macavity

Macavity — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:45:35 +0000

Gone With The WIN!

By: Bonnie Bhatia

Bonnie Bhatia — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:53:55 +0000

Makes me wonder if my vote would really count!

By: DhE

DhE — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:08:34 +0000

*I fail at below level comments. I also am a lifeless n00b.
I am here for you to tease, feel free too do so*

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:03:25 +0000

Right. When Clinton was briefed that Osama was a threat hebombed him. He missed. When Bush was briefed Osama was a threat, he ignored him, and Osama bombed us. He didn’t miss. So Bush goes after al-Qaeda in Iraq. There were no al-Qaeda in Iraq at the time. And now there are. Great work.
.
I’m just glad Bush-approving people like you are finally in the minority in this country.

By: Herodotus

Herodotus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:01:21 +0000

Are you posting from a shaky bus?

By: Detlef

Detlef — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:43:13 +0000

Your mom’s been done before.

By: Detlef

Detlef — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:42:44 +0000

I would vote for Bush again if I could. What is that puss Obama going to do if Iran tries something? Nothing. Just like Clinton when they bombed the U.S.S. Cole. God forbid a president kill some bad guys once in a while.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:54:23 +0000

*sigh*

By: CptObvious

CptObvious — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:32:00 +0000

Kurt K

By: Macavity

Macavity — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:51:33 +0000

Mark Foley, the congressman who was caught fiddling with his pages.

By: Macavity

Macavity — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:49:38 +0000

(Xenomorphs won’t nest below this level.)

By: Unenlagia

Unenlagia — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:17:07 +0000

This reminds me that John Ashcroft lost an election to a dead man in Arkansas.

The ballot was:

John Ashcroft

Dead Man

Sorry Johnny the dead man scares me less than you do.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:33:11 +0000

Superscript fail.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:30:14 +0000

x2 / a2 − y2 / b2 = 1

Have some hyperbola, Mr. e than a.

By: Loz

Loz — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:17:52 +0000

That was the most spectacular hug-and-run I’ve ever had!

By: Beren

Beren — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:13:09 +0000

*runs screaming into the thread hugs Loz and then runs away again*

By: Loz

Loz — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:11:32 +0000

Who’s that? I know a Mark Foley.

By: Zebra

Zebra — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:35:25 +0000

Actually… Schellinger was a mentor of mine while I was in school- very good guy. Not a politician either, just someone trying to help this pitiful state of Indiana.

Unfortunately after the party asked him to run a career politician changed her mind and decided to run against him. Basically, she rode on Hilary Clinton’s coat-tails. The thing about Indiana is, its still pretty primeval so the thought of a *shock* woman leader would get votes based on name only.

That and you had Republicans trying to throw off Democrat primaries here for the Presidential race, therefore voting who they deemed the weaker candidate. Jill Thompson won by a few thousand.

Now that Hilary’s out, she disappeared. I haven’t a clue why the incumbant governor is doing any advertising as he’s a shoo-in since his “opponent” has no money and the campaign is a FAIL by itself.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:45:22 +0000

A good pun (n) 1. September.

???

By: Ampere Angstrom Alfredo Sauce

Ampere Angstrom Alfredo Sauce — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:42:20 +0000

Nah, Schellenger indeed was a real person who ran for gov here in Indiana. He lost in the primary to a Hillary Clinton look-a-like.

By: coyote

coyote — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:19:26 +0000

They might have put the sign there since it is the dead center of the town.

By: acromegliac

acromegliac — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:47:43 +0000

it’s hard to see, but tears are falling from the statue. because politics makes everyone cry

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:42:39 +0000

But that will bring all the boys to the yard…!

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:45:31 +0000

Fuzz did tell me about a place with good service and great milkshakes.

By: Chels

Chels — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:32:24 +0000

sign WIN

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:31:54 +0000

Want to take a lap around the dairy with me?

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:21:45 +0000

It’s all in the setting.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:58:57 +0000

Wait, what? How is this a burn?!

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:55:35 +0000

GOD I wish I knew who posted this, so I could thank them for it.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:49:49 +0000

You are an absolute gem.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:42:21 +0000

POB has a pet Lapis lozuli.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:33:24 +0000

Oh NOW I remember this guy’s name, I’m terrified of him, probably because he played the T-1000 and ruined the X-Files for me: Robert Patrick. Yikes.