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  1. rxbandit says:

    LAST!

  2. KlausPactus says:

    3º?

  3. thepowerofblue says:

    Another Soapy Rides franchise, maybe?

  4. Chris says:

    I dunno… This doesnt really seem like a fail to me. More like a win. =D

  5. eveelagenius says:

    I’m pretty sure thats a win.

  6. lolwut says:

    “you may leave unsatisfied”

    when your car is getting the hand job -_-

  7. dreamer says:

    I think it was deliberate, to get more customers

  8. RogueThree says:

    I’d hate to know what they use for the detailing…

  9. dilettante says:

    I think $10 is a reasonable price for a handjob, these days.

  10. aegis3d says:

    Can you get rimjobs too?

  11. jesus christ says:

    twoja stara ogoliła sobie penisa i pojechała na wojnę jeździć czołgiem

  12. Mike says:

    Mmm – Gotta get me one of thems…

  13. !null says:

    Is that $10 for the car wash AND the handjob or is it $10 each? Either way, very good price.

  14. acerious says:

    whered my comment go? *masturbates*
    tinyurl.com/3nvkxs

  15. Dallas says:

    FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

  16. Psychopoak says:

    I’m sure I can find 10 bugs somewhere, just wait a minut I’ll be back. I just want to try this handjob wash

    *masturbates*

    • thepowerofblue says:

      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?
      Eh, what’s up, doc?

    • thepowerofblue says:

      bucks*
      minute*
      You also forgot to put a period at the end of your second sentence.

      • chargrill says:

        I was like, “Oh isn’t that nice. He wants to find some insects to smear on his car so there’s a reason to get the handjob carwash. I guess one or two insects won’t do it – he wanted to do a thorough job and smear ten bugs on his car.”

        Dur.

      • mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

        SIEG HEIL!

    • coyote says:

      Here you go. Black and white mud dauber, Honey bee, Lady bug, Fungus gnat, Dance fly, Green darner, Twelve spot skimmer, Pacific coast termite, Leafcutting ant, Brown mantidfly. Now you have ten bugs. Enjoy and never say I have never done anything for you.

  17. chargrill says:

    Kinda looks to me like “JOB” was added later. By, say… PhotoShop?

    PhotoShop Win!

  18. biuku says:

    that looks like dixon road in toronto. anyone know?

  19. ilikenothing says:

    i’d say it’s a WIN

  20. Allie says:

    I used to have a hand car wash called “Handjobs R Us”

  21. Marc says:

    Gives new meaning to the term “autoerotic”. I wonder if a lube job is included for the same price.

  22. retardedfuck says:

    You can also clean the interior with a blowjob, and check the tire pressure with a feetjob.

  23. Whut? says:

    MY ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  24. Ravinir1 says:

    Umm…what if the people giving the handjobs are guys…then this is DEFINETLY a fail

    • Marc says:

      Not if the customers are girls!

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        And not if they are guys possessing the capacity to experience emotional, spiritual and sexual fulfillment in life-enhancing interactions with other guys!

        • chez says:

          Rather depends on the customers, no?

        • ladyrazzle says:

          Oh, fuzz, such a sweet-willed, eloquent invitation to all that they might step forward and experience the delights of a broader mind has surely earned you life entitlement to mates’ rates at the car wash of life. For you, $7.

          • fuzz on the concept says:

            Oh, m’razzle, generous lady of this evening, your compliments stimulate me to raise 30% more tip in gratuitous innuendo. Here’s to you, $10!

  25. Isaac says:

    totally overpriced.

  26. IL Mike says:

    That’s definitely a Car Wash Win.

  27. RubyPlushie says:

    A hand job while your car is getting washed for only ten dollars? That’s a win. D=

  28. b13 says:

    That’s not a FAIL… more like a missed opportunity!

  29. Sex says:

    $5.00 Footlong + $10.00 HandJob = $15.00 FootJob?

  30. corey says:

    Sara j. i have a picture for you on my blog click my name

  31. fake loz says:

    how much for the purple sock carwash?

  32. mv says:

    not a fail. thank you, drive through – and receive your hand job.

  33. Nothahari says:

    So how is this a fail? $10? nice price…

  34. ... says:

    You can look all you want, but you won’t find a better deal on a sexual favor/car wash combo.

    Prostitution Win

  35. SJ says:

    OK tell me about the car de”tail”ing.

  36. Kristopher says:

    Bukakke Car Wash.

    They have a lot of male employees …

  37. UKSponge360 says:

    Handjob, and carwash for $10? I’m there! :-D

  38. Frank says:

    Did anyone say photoshop yet?

  39. edgardo says:

    I would not call that a FAIL, I’d call it a deal!

  40. Me says:

    Taht is not fail….. It’s EPIC WIN!

  41. HappyFunJay says:

    I remember seeing a sign just like that for the carwash up my street in Marina del Rey, California.

  42. Mandi says:

    Eh…I’d do it for five.

    Bow chicka wowwow



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