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LAST!
I pity you.
*masturbates*
FIRST! What do I win?
A free trip to Barbados!
(On a raft)
yes please…….(has sum1 else masturbate me for $10)
what a bargain!
I’m sorry, but this sounds like the best carwash EVER!
I agree. Total win.
Carwash with happy ending WIN
Uh, yeah, that’s not wax!!!
No. Just no.
wickedy wax?
You fail
3º?
Another Soapy Rides franchise, maybe?
Nobody liked my fail callback? :[
I liked it, I was about to post something similar myself
Aw, thanks. And here I was beginning to think my bon mots were bon nots.
‘Bon mots’? Is this some kind of bastardised phrase?
This is one of your jokes, right? I find it hard to believe a smart lady such as yourself has never heard of the phrase “bon mots”!
I haven’t heard ‘bon mots’, no. I would have thought it would be ‘mots bons’ if anything, as the French put their adjectives after the noun.
Huh. Well, just so there’s no confusion going forward…
*shares bon bons with Loz*
*kicks back and nerds it up playing zelda on the wii*
Oooh! I love the Zelda games!
*does Link’s spin move*
HYEEEEEEAH!
*dizzy*
*falls over*
Me too
*falls over on top of pob* oh, oops.
*wonders if the penis still mighter if the sword is a master sword*
*sifts through the grass on Loz’s lawn*
Hmmm, no rupees, but I did find treasure!
Or a Biggoron’s Blade! *runs away in fear*
I keep my turf mowed, thank you very much
Ha! I knew these Pegasus Boots would come in handy!
*puts on Pegasus Boots and chases after Loz*
*macks on Loz’s turf*
Seriously, thepowerofblue, sheath your sword and get out of dodongo’s cavern. And be sure to check for tektites.
Bons mot is the plural of bon mot…
For great mots justes, goofypuss, that ain’t apropos.
I dunno… This doesnt really seem like a fail to me. More like a win. =D
yeah. i wish i had 10 bucks now. and maybe a car to wash
All I know is, I heard someone say … “Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe. He’s doin’ that hand jive with sister Flo.” And Grandma gave baby sister a dime,
said, “Do that hand jive one more time”… and I think they were doin’ it rong.
WHATS?
You must not know jive sign language.
sister Flo Henderson speaks jive, not I.
Appears you don’ speak sit-com re-run, neither. (Leave to someone with a beaver to get her mom parts braided with the wrong bunch.)
*hides*
*hies to hidden parts (with a Hamilton in hand)*
^ gets his milkshake
Wow, this place has good under-the-table service.
Tax-free!
to me thats a buern of the week
(legs wont spread below this level)0.o
It’s a win until you see the fat guy at the end….
well it depends, are giant rotating brushes and high-powered water jets still involved?
I’m pretty sure thats a win.
I was thinking the same thing… I don’t think that’s a fail. I would have thought this would go in the ‘WinPics’ category.
This fail is win as in FTW
But enough about your typical Saturday night…
“you may leave unsatisfied”
when your car is getting the hand job -_-
That exhaust pipe does need a break…
yeah, it’s exhausted! (terrible, I know)
I think it was deliberate, to get more customers
Yeah, sounds like some kind of cheap trick.
A “… cheap trick”? How did you have the nerve to say that?
Have you read his other stuff?
He’s a whore, (I’d do anything for money)
He’s a whore, (Look at the things that I like)
He’s a whore, (Ooo, The stories I can tell)
He’s a whore, (All the things that I want).
YOU’VE clearly read his other stuff.
Cause, yep.
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
*needs*
*wants*
*kneeds*
*purrs*
They want you to want it.
Ill shine up the old brake shoes, put on some new side skirts.
Ill get home early from work if you say that you drove me.
They need you to need it.
I’d hate to know what they use for the detailing…
I’m sure they have something special for polishing the stick.
And here I am with an automatic.
Maybe they’ll lube your transmission instead.
Would they check my dipstick?
For ten bucks, I bet they would.
Where would I find ten male deer though.
I can en-venison you finding anything you want, you Wile E. Coyote, you.
Does that mean you’re game?
I’m wild for it!
Will you lend me the doe?
Let me think about it for a sec..
*ruminants*
Ponder no longer. I tracked down a c-note. That should cover it.
Or they could fiddle with your camshaft . . .
Can you get rimjobs too?
win- although those would be considerably more than $10 (they’re much more precise)
Ugh, 22″ rims.
♫
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
♫
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library.
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on!
I’m fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon!
(RFC now . . . )
!!NERD ALERT!!
That’s the point of the song, fool. Whiteness is emphasized as well.
I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy . . .
twoja stara ogoliła sobie penisa i pojechała na wojnę jeździć czołgiem
twoja nie mieści się do czołgu.
Mmm – Gotta get me one of thems…
whered my comment go? *masturbates*
tinyurl.com/3nvkxs
Just read the url. WOW.
FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
AAH! A snake! Kill it!
*throws badgers and mushrooms at the snake*
Twelve badgers and two mushrooms, to be precise
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
masturbates masturbates masturbates masturbates
Ahhhhhhhhhh! A Soviet masturbator! A Soviet masturbator!
no, just an idiot idiot-ing
in soviet russia masturbating masturbates U!
*the prosecution rests its bored face in its palm*
*the defence jumps out of the window in sheer tedium*
*the jury hangs around with a camera hoping to get a good fail photo*
Defence… is that similar to an UNfence?
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
Don’t fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don’t fence me in.
The defence defenestrated itself?
Defail!
It could be worse – it could be a King Oni :O
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
Eh, what’s up, doc?
You called?
See, cause the guy said “10 bugs” so I posted Bugs Bunny’s most famous line ten times…
*crickets chirping*
Nobody? No love for my Bugs Bunny joke?
*sighs*
*walks away in shame*
*cue background music*
“I started a joke… which started the whole world crying…”
B. G.’s = the Bugs Grim
bucks*
minute*
You also forgot to put a period at the end of your second sentence.
SIEG HEIL!
Kinda looks to me like “JOB” was added later. By, say… PhotoShop?
PhotoShop Win!
You’re a real seer.
that looks like dixon road in toronto. anyone know?
Ask K.
Yeah, that’s the Shell station and the Doubletree Hotel shown in the background. They’ve got a few similar signs that have been up before.
i’d say it’s a WIN
Gives new meaning to the term “autoerotic”. I wonder if a lube job is included for the same price.
^ can be trusted to finish the deal with a handshake.
And then you get a milkshake because daddy stopped the screaming. It’s a bargain.
A bargain at 0% off!
^^ Wow, this place has good service.
You should try the rear entrance.
*emergency exeunt*
*does NOT decline the emergent declination’s invitation*
*wonders if dilly has a split personality thing going, since she keeps using the plural form that translates to “they go out”*
*keeps meaning 2 or more people*
(plural names declined to be made more explicit, but now it’s time not to mention the theatrics of conjugation)
That was my second guess.
Exeunt ut veniunt.
…is that… come?
I don’t know much Latin.
Nah not salty enough – don’t worry you only got salad cream in your sandwich.
*dues ex machinates*
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No, Beren, she’s right. Exeunt ut veniunt means “They go in order to come.”
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It’s a play on dilettante’s theatrical “They emergency exit” — quoted from another time a n00b tossed up a rotten tomato of a rude sexual comment, like yours and Nathan’s here.
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*exits the way he came*
*deus ex machinates times duo to pay fail dues*
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“dues” was a typo
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*hies to hideaway*
My thougts exactly…. Where is this place?
Hatteras
Not Harlem?
Where’s my har? I love it!
It’s on yer haid, silly.
Ah! Forgot he was hat-boy, I skip those. I thought we were discussing his missing “h”.
MY ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
*masturbates*
A penis caught in helicopter blades…not a pretty sight.
That’s like saying jello caught in a shredder. It’s not really “caught”.
Bond fan is back!!!
oh great:/
Quit being a crotch-roffle
totally overpriced.
You’re doing it wrong.
Yeah, I really don’t want to meet the dicey crack whores he’s been frequenting.
What about diced crack whores? Personally, I find them much less objectionable.
Tony Soprano? Is that you?
Whaddya mean, iz dis me? Youz got a problem, maybe I should pay you a visit?
Oh gawd…Tony Soprano meets lolcats.
Bing bada pew!
Mafiacat says, “Youz duz not want”
Sweeps wi da fishees.
no dice. sounds crappy.
I think you can get a better deal than that.
Or maybe it’s just not in the cards.
Is that you Pat? Still in the ho-made sauce business I see.
Here you go. Black and white mud dauber, Honey bee, Lady bug, Fungus gnat, Dance fly, Green darner, Twelve spot skimmer, Pacific coast termite, Leafcutting ant, Brown mantidfly. Now you have ten bugs. Enjoy and never say I have never done anything for you.
That’s definitely a Car Wash Win.
Not if the customers are girls!
And not if they are guys possessing the capacity to experience emotional, spiritual and sexual fulfillment in life-enhancing interactions with other guys!
Rather depends on the customers, no?
Oh, fuzz, such a sweet-willed, eloquent invitation to all that they might step forward and experience the delights of a broader mind has surely earned you life entitlement to mates’ rates at the car wash of life. For you, $7.
Oh, m’razzle, generous lady of this evening, your compliments stimulate me to raise 30% more tip in gratuitous innuendo. Here’s to you, $10!
He knows Palmela Handerson personally.
Any relation to Rosy Palm?
No, but I think she knows Hairy Handerson.
Handsome is as handsome does.
A hand job while your car is getting washed for only ten dollars? That’s a win. D=
Yeah I usually charge $30. $50 if you want me to look you in the eye.
And smile like you mean it too?
That’s not a FAIL… more like a missed opportunity!
no the $5.00 foot long iz fer da laydees
Sara j. i have a picture for you on my blog click my name
Ah Ha! So Corey is actually “Starwars Kid”
I hope that therapy helps ya Corey, soon too!
Meanwhile stay outta my neighborhood.
Be ye kind.
how much for the purple sock carwash?
My handbrake has a foot fetish.
not a fail. thank you, drive through – and receive your hand job.
So how is this a fail? $10? nice price…
You can look all you want, but you won’t find a better deal on a sexual favor/car wash combo.
Prostitution Win
Maybe, but I just can’t stomach the idea of paying someone else to do something I can do myself.
Maybe, but for $10, I’d be willing to face it.
OK tell me about the car de”tail”ing.
Bukakke Car Wash.
They have a lot of male employees …
Did anyone say photoshop yet?
I would not call that a FAIL, I’d call it a deal!
Taht is not fail….. It’s EPIC WIN!
I remember seeing a sign just like that for the carwash up my street in Marina del Rey, California.
Eh…I’d do it for five.
Bow chicka wowwow
I would say this is a WIN!!!!
no way, no one could be that unaware.
Il take two!