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No way! Why? You should scream: first! first!
Why?
Because it’s common sense.
because i cant answer “i hate you” if nobody screams “first!”.
Yeah, whatever lawl said.
just having 1 group would be a fail
Just having a facebook profile would be a fail.
(*fails*)
*uberfails*
Hey, let’s be friends!
*epic fails*
adding random nerds as friends IS an epic fail.
You’re an epic fail… lawl.
There’s a group somewhere called Compulsive Commenters on Failblog.
Look it up, let’s get it started!
…Hah… Let’s get it started, in here!
It’s called Failblog :’(
*fails*
Hi i’m Loz and I’m a compulsive commenter.
It’s been 3 minutes since my last comment.
where’s my 3 minute pin?
That retarded song reference failed. If I can’t get that shit out of my head today, Humility’s gonna be sorry.
Phew, hah, I’m just glad there’s no fake Humility.
Well Dilettante, if you got it hooked on your mind, I would say it’s a song reference win!
That’s it, I’m deleting you from my Facebook.
What!? Please don’t remove me from friends! I don’t even know you!
*deletes*
Yeah, I’m deleting you too. I hope you feel lonely and uncool on the internet.
*Sigh* So lonely… So uncool…. *Sigh*
now that i removed all you guys from my friend list and de1337ed your groups, my e penis feels like if it was twice as big.
If was?
lawl’s penis is twice “as if”
Yay! Good morning! So, can you tell me why Tracey’s wrong?
Because Tracey’s mom has got it going on!
*deletes again*
The etymology for “trace” includes the meanings of both “to pursue” “to follow,” and “to score.” There is, however, no Roman numeral for “zero.” And because persons who post “first” and/or buy into the null hilarity set of those who do, and all those who post ::masturbates:: as though they haven’t the slightest trace of creative maturity beyond age 10 (Roman numeral “X” = stupid + boring + “’suck my dick fag’ from a previous fail”), and given that we all know women/death and only creatively intelligent males get the hottest most captivatingly artistic and good in bed females, factoring in the infinite paradox of that hot looking glasses wearing Tina Fey looks spot on like that moose meat snacking Sarah Pollen — excising the factor of Tracy Morgan playing a character named Tracy Jordan on XXX Rock — and the compounded fail paradox of someone having a name that means “not hubris” possessing the gall to post the same “mom” joke comment multiple times on a thread all about not joining in on something multiple times while claiming not to be able to see anyone repeating themselves — leaving plus Loz plus Fake Loz — and knowing lawl doesn’t know the difference between a shes a girl and a she’s a woman — the clear conclusion is that my just out of bed mind is too unclear to think of anything but theatrical traceries and bottom line lacies so let’s go back to bed, art lover.
Couldn’t have put it better myself…
I think.
*hies there*
Dang, that’s one majestic comment… And HEY! …Wait, no… Nothing… It’s all good… It’s aaaaall too darn good…
tl;dr
This may be late, but my dog has a profile on Facebook.
*puts the dog outside for failing so hard*
Hi stranger!
Your dog wins if it can use the internet.
only loldogs can use teh interwebz. loldogs never win.
Whatever, “lawl”.
♫
Got a business doin’ websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I can do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
♫
Oh and hi Sarah J! *waves* wb!
Next they will be against multiple comments.
Next they will be against multiple comments.
Next they will be against multiple comments.
stop making the same COMMENT!
stop making the same COMMENT!
stop making the same COMMENT!
You guys have a sophisticated sense of humour. This pleases me.
you mean: :masturbates: ?
you know, it looks disturbingly like you were hoping there was an emoticon for that.
There should totally be one.
you dont know mr sausage, right?
noob!
chez is not the noob, you are.
but i know mr sausage! he doesnt! hes the noob!
chez simply made a joke. It doesn’t mean s/he doesn’t know who vienna is.
I bet you have mr sausage on friends at FaceBook, I guess it’s from there you “know” him.
you lost your bet. i dont even have facebook. you fail. i hate you. thats what your mother said. :masturbates:. bend down and ill show you….
B3nd 0ver*, n00b.
i cant say anything now without repeating myself.
well, theres one thing left….
TITS NAO?
All of these comments already EXCISTS!
All of these comments already EXCISTS!
You know who does NOT exist? HITLER!
And you know who does NOT make me lawl?
LAWL! YOU NOTSY!
but i love you! *sadface*
btw: comments about hitler are worse than hitler!
Really? Talking about him on the internet is worse than him existing?
Well you know what happens when you mention someone’s name on failblog. They magically show up.
Really? You know what’s worse than finding comments about Hitler unfunny on the internet? Finding HALF of Hitler in your APPLE.
Well, wouldn’t that depend on the topic of discussion?
Oh, wait… NO.
*resists quoting a very inappropriate Jimmy Carr joke*
Fuzz, the only thing worse than finding Half of Hitler in your APPLE is realizing that you paid extra for the Hitler OS upgrade, because the commissioned salesperson cheated you into it, then discovering that the Hitler OS upgrade automatically segregates your programs and begins a systematic process of deletion of important files. That’s worse.
You know what I like about you guys (and gals)? Your sophisticated sense of humor.
*sophisticates*
Oh, pob, I’m sorry for the misunderstanding yesterday. Sarcasm can be hard to detect. I thought you would know not to take me seriously.
Hope you weren’t worried through your shift! *smooch*
Oh POB, I’ll make it up to you by tickling your bag under your desk …after tea of course
*masturbates*
Sorry, but when it comes to Loz I accept no substitutes.