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Numero Uno
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i hate both of you!
Mmmmm…sugar daddy !!
you’re ugly, and you smell like piss.
But he tastes like blueberry dreams of joy.
I wonder if “Daddy” is using Child Predator Gloves?
no.
You assume daddy is a child predator? I thought it meant ’scream until daddy stops taking your toys away’.
Wouldn’t you be rather embarrassed if daddy had to take your “toys” away from you?
Lol… reminds me of a recent embarrassing event…
*says no more*
If it involves a parent finding a toy, you are not alone.
It does. *dies*
This is why I keep my toys in a box marked “DANGER–RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS”…of course, the down side is that I don’t have a place to put my uranium collection.
Uranium is old hat. I collect plutonium.
Hah…Loz…in their most recent visit, my mum found my collection of…um…let’s just say “naughty” Phil Foglio comics.
You respond to that with, “It’ll ruin his Christmas present if you tell Dad.”
Hahaha! Oh gosh. Naughty comics or toys… which is worse?
Storing your pr0n on your parents’ computer until you have the money to buy a new one.
Well, maybe if you stopped storing prawns on your parents’ computer, you wouldn’t have to buy them a new one.
Damn you whippersnappers and your newfangled plutonium! Bah and harrumph!
Bugger and begorin on them dang kids.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have Uranium OR plutonium.
All we had was lead, and we were happy~!
You had lead?? You were lucky!
When I was a wee lass, we had to make do with little scraps of tin foil wadded up into balls! But we were grateful for it!
TIN FOIL?!!!
all we had was breadcrumbs
Breadcrumbs??? Luxury!!!!! All we had was specs of dust and dog hair!!
Ooooh, what we would have given for specks of dust and dog hair!! We had naught but fumes when I was a child!
oh we used to DREAM of having fumes! We had radioactive toxic waste!
Oh we used to DREAM of having dreams! We were in a vegetative state and had NO IDEA what we were missing.
Well of course, we had it TOUGH. We were tied down with itchy handcuffs and little maggots ate our flesh and lay eggs in our eyeballs.
Pfft. Heaven, that would be. We had to eat our OWN eyeballs just to survive.
HAH. One time my nose was itching and I couldn’t even scratch it.
Hah, you’re lucky. In my day, we considered ourselves to be doing pretty damn good if we even had a nose to scratch.
pffft. We never even dreamed of having a nose to scratch. We didn’t have hands to scratch it with.
Ha. You and your fancy bodies…
Specks hunh? I wish the dust I had was specks, big ol’ fist size dush when i was a kid. Wasn’t even air just giant dust, and water? You had to squeeze the juices out of a bird if you wanted something to drink!
Specks hunh? I wish the dust I had was specks, big ol’ fist size dust-particles when I was a kid. Wasn’t even air just giant dust, and water? You had to squeeze the juices out of a bird if you wanted something to drink! –Sorry, spell checked in a different window, all the text falls off the screen here. Copy paste fail.
Ha! All we had was mercury. It was silver and fun. And caused
cancer.
Ha! All we had was Hermes and he had a sexually ambiguous child who caused gender confusion.
Made nice scarves, though.
LULZ.
win good day
I thought Polonium was the last scram these days
No, you’re thinking of Ophelia’s father.
wow. to think this all originated on a fail picture.
you’re new here, ain’t ya… this is nothing. Only retired librarians can keep up with the failblog comments.
i’m not retired i’m a stoner
The two are mutually exclusive? I don’t think so!
Collecting plutonium is old hat… I eat it.
I assume that’s the billboard’s intended message. (Annoy your parents until they give in and give you the thing that you want.) I guess it could be FAIL because this tactic could backfire–ie parent less likely to patronize a business that encourages their children to misbehave.
What’s worse, I’ve seen this message on other Dairy Queen signs.
Scream until everyone votes for you?
You sir, have confused me.
Yeah, that is probably the intended message. It’s stupid though. If I were a parent (when I was a camp counselor, I experienced this) screaming/whining kids never made me want to give in. In fact, it made me less likely to give in.
The double meaning though here is obvious, and it makes me wonder how they missed it.
oh!!
I get how he thought it was a fail
I’m slow today
pedobear win!
Pedobear win = fail. The cat in the hat said so.
Interesting, Frank the giant rabbit told me to burn Pedobear’s house to the ground. You’ll never guess what was found in the basement!
child predator hands?
slaps face
with child predator hands?
LOL, somebody ought to report you
to the child predator police?
*gets out the itchy handcuffs*
will they fit on the child predator hands?
EPIC
3rd
holy shit
that sir, like yourself, is an oxymoron.