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356 Failures in Communication

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laurateart

you’re ugly, and you smell like piss.

zaswe derf

But he tastes like blueberry dreams of joy.

 
 
 
thepowerofblue

I wonder if “Daddy” is using Child Predator Gloves?

 
Loz

You assume daddy is a child predator? I thought it meant ’scream until daddy stops taking your toys away’.

Lunchbox

Wouldn’t you be rather embarrassed if daddy had to take your “toys” away from you?

Loz

Lol… reminds me of a recent embarrassing event…
*says no more*

dilettante

If it involves a parent finding a toy, you are not alone.

thepowerofblue

This is why I keep my toys in a box marked “DANGER–RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS”…of course, the down side is that I don’t have a place to put my uranium collection.

RogueThree

Uranium is old hat. I collect plutonium.

Dragonwriter

Hah…Loz…in their most recent visit, my mum found my collection of…um…let’s just say “naughty” Phil Foglio comics.

:oops:

Herb

You respond to that with, “It’ll ruin his Christmas present if you tell Dad.”

Loz

Hahaha! Oh gosh. Naughty comics or toys… which is worse?

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The L

Storing your pr0n on your parents’ computer until you have the money to buy a new one. :(

 
Shadow

Well, maybe if you stopped storing prawns on your parents’ computer, you wouldn’t have to buy them a new one.

 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

Damn you whippersnappers and your newfangled plutonium! Bah and harrumph!

Chinook

Bugger and begorin on them dang kids.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have Uranium OR plutonium.
All we had was lead, and we were happy~!

Dragonwriter

You had lead?? You were lucky!

When I was a wee lass, we had to make do with little scraps of tin foil wadded up into balls! But we were grateful for it!

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wurd son ya kna mean ya ya kno i was like yea

TIN FOIL?!!!
all we had was breadcrumbs

 
fluffy

Breadcrumbs??? Luxury!!!!! All we had was specs of dust and dog hair!!

 
Dragonwriter

Ooooh, what we would have given for specks of dust and dog hair!! We had naught but fumes when I was a child!

 
fluffy

oh we used to DREAM of having fumes! We had radioactive toxic waste!

 
fuzz on the concept

Oh we used to DREAM of having dreams! We were in a vegetative state and had NO IDEA what we were missing.

 
fluffy

Well of course, we had it TOUGH. We were tied down with itchy handcuffs and little maggots ate our flesh and lay eggs in our eyeballs.

 
Dragonwriter

Pfft. Heaven, that would be. We had to eat our OWN eyeballs just to survive.

 
fuzz on the concept

HAH. One time my nose was itching and I couldn’t even scratch it.

 
Shadow

Hah, you’re lucky. In my day, we considered ourselves to be doing pretty damn good if we even had a nose to scratch.

 
fluffy

pffft. We never even dreamed of having a nose to scratch. We didn’t have hands to scratch it with.

 
RogueThree

Ha. You and your fancy bodies…

 
Nathan

Specks hunh? I wish the dust I had was specks, big ol’ fist size dush when i was a kid. Wasn’t even air just giant dust, and water? You had to squeeze the juices out of a bird if you wanted something to drink!

 
Nathan

Specks hunh? I wish the dust I had was specks, big ol’ fist size dust-particles when I was a kid. Wasn’t even air just giant dust, and water? You had to squeeze the juices out of a bird if you wanted something to drink! –Sorry, spell checked in a different window, all the text falls off the screen here. Copy paste fail.

 
 
TheKingofSnacks

Ha! All we had was mercury. It was silver and fun. And caused
cancer.

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fuzz on the concept

Ha! All we had was Hermes and he had a sexually ambiguous child who caused gender confusion.

 
Dragonwriter

Made nice scarves, though.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Loonix

I thought Polonium was the last scram these days

Dragonwriter

No, you’re thinking of Ophelia’s father.

Raul699

wow. to think this all originated on a fail picture.

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fluffy

you’re new here, ain’t ya… this is nothing. Only retired librarians can keep up with the failblog comments.

 
corey

i’m not retired i’m a stoner

 
Loz

The two are mutually exclusive? I don’t think so!

 
 
 
 
MacFun

Collecting plutonium is old hat… I eat it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

I assume that’s the billboard’s intended message. (Annoy your parents until they give in and give you the thing that you want.) I guess it could be FAIL because this tactic could backfire–ie parent less likely to patronize a business that encourages their children to misbehave.

Chinook

What’s worse, I’ve seen this message on other Dairy Queen signs.

brewski

Scream until everyone votes for you?

Chinook

You sir, have confused me.

 
 
 
South of the Border

Yeah, that is probably the intended message. It’s stupid though. If I were a parent (when I was a camp counselor, I experienced this) screaming/whining kids never made me want to give in. In fact, it made me less likely to give in.

The double meaning though here is obvious, and it makes me wonder how they missed it.

ZapTap

oh!!
I get how he thought it was a fail

I’m slow today

 
 
 
 
 
Lunchbox

Pedobear win = fail. The cat in the hat said so.

Divided by zero

Interesting, Frank the giant rabbit told me to burn Pedobear’s house to the ground. You’ll never guess what was found in the basement!

fluffy

with child predator hands?

fuzz on the concept

LOL, somebody ought to report you

fluffy

to the child predator police?

fuzz on the concept

*gets out the itchy handcuffs*

fluffy

will they fit on the child predator hands?

corey

EPIC

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