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Looks like a car with paint rollers for wheels went through the area.
“Looks like a car with paint rollers for wheels went through the area.”
*CarS
And this is why we shouldn’t let women drive. women suffrage fail
A woman would not have made such a god-awful mess. This HAD to have been a man’s doing.
You’re a man’s doing
Your mom is a man’s doing. Actually, lots of them.
town bicycle win
Clearly, you need a whompa-ing.
Clearly, you need a squizan you you cleaver little girl you
Clearly, they let stevie wonder make the lines…
If you put a “line”in front of Stevie Wonder he’d find it.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s awesome new piano?
Yeah, neither has he.
Blasphemy!
why does Helen Kellar play the Piano with one hand? So she can sing with the other
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
‘Cause she’s a woman.
this coming from a ‘Pretentious White Girl’…
Criticism Fail.
You need an irony supplement. Here’s a suppository.
mmmm…. suppository…
Yeah does it feel a touch warm?
Where has BOTW got to anyways?
Yeah, I miss the burnage. I’ve had to resort to drinking a teaspoon of straight Tabasco once a week for the past few.
Actually I kinda like that. nvm.
Haha, so a burn fail, is that a Scald? A Chill?
I propose a Toast…
*throws toast at PWG* A TOAST!
Pretentious White Girl: “I propose a Toast…”
.
That’s a rye remark.
(and so it starts…)
Just Gin and bear it.
I’ve made too many screwdriver jokes already (and not enough actual screwdrivers).
Hey, thanks, I love toast! *slathers it with bacon fat and marmalade*
I’d rather be a Stout defender.
Anyone for a Pale Fail Ale?
the only way a man could have done this is if he told a woman to do it but she didn’t want to. so then she would leave and sue the man for 1/2 of his worth and charge him for child support for kids she had slutting it up with the goddamn gardener. This would cause the man to get drunk and start painting roads in his drunken stooper. and even then the roads would come out wider and more luxurious
divorce court fail
Wow. I sense some bitterness here. *gives Whompa1 a cookie* does that help?
You base this sexist opinion on what statistic? (All numbers suggest men are more accident prone and more likely to drive aggressively.) How does a woman’s right to vote have anything to do with operating a vehicle?
You know, when you post misogynistic crap like this, all I see is “Waaah, why won’t women have sex with me?” Maybe, here’s a thought, it’s because you don’t respect them?
Suffrage means the right to vote, not the right to drive a car. Unfortunately, morons have both of those rights, worst of all they have the right to post on failblog.
The semantic Poice has arrived!
Quick, everybody act like you know what you’re talking about!!
Don’t feed the troll.
*feeds PWG instead*
Yay! I feel so loved.
*nom nom nom*
This a test road for traffic paint you idiots. Does anybody read anymore?
No.
poles
Czechs
Lyres
Pants on fires
Or on a mission…
….impossible
Not impossible. Improbable.
lickable!
Like a free meat snack.
Do you like your meat snacks wrapped or unwrapped?
Depends on who’s sharing.
Well, I have a meat snack I’d love to share
Actually, several.
o.O
*blush*
so there is a finite possibility. So Possible.
Now all we need is a Brownian motion inducer (preferably a nice hot cup of tea), an atomic vector plotter, and a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain.
Oh, and two leads to suspend in the Brownian motion inducer.
∫éñ∂ ø√é® and I’ll induce some motion…
:O
WOOO!!! Hitchikers guide to the galaxy win!
A mission from God?
A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!
In Soviet Russia, Polacks make fun of you.
In Soviet Russia, you make Jokes laugh.
In Failblog, jokes make laugh you don’t!
Please not be cross posting Engrish-funny comments. Thank you daily. pp Paedo-panda
-sigh-
I miss the Paedo-panda.
I’d like to see the photo taken five minutes earlier of the Top Gear presenters trying to paint the road.
O.o
Haha, nice one!