Comments on: Gloves Fail

By: The Failer

The Failer — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:54:30 +0000

I Would Buy Those They Look Awsome!

By: me

me — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:23:46 +0000

yeah! why restroom?
you never go there to rest anyway. the other way around more likely. i mean… shit.

By: Belcker'n

Belcker'n — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:03:16 +0000

That reminds me of a quote:

“Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.” – Terry Pratchett

By: FreeFull

FreeFull — Sun, 31 May 2009 15:09:51 +0000

4chan. That’s where all memes come from.

By: name (required)

name (required) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:19:53 +0000

well….thanks for sharing

By: Judy

Judy — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:21:52 +0000

Fuzz? Why are you hiding on old threads?

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:15:51 +0000

I’ll take the strawberry tart (and as long as she sighs a consent)

By: doh

doh — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:48:10 +0000

but where did the meme come from. duh

By: GTFO

GTFO — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:37:02 +0000

pedobear is a bear that is a pedofile

By: Dude Man

Dude Man — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:12:16 +0000

LOL ! CHILD SIZE MY FOOT ! Literally !

By: RussichFurer

RussichFurer — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:25:33 +0000

Holy crap, did you ever get pulled over or anything?

By: Shifter2014

Shifter2014 — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:59:48 +0000

Yes, when I was in 5th grade we had a performance to show us about those.

By: Someone Important

Someone Important — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:18:48 +0000

Someone found my hands!! I can’t touch, I mean, ummm… Nevermind! I said nevermind! I SAID NEVERMIND!!

By: Erikah

Erikah — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:06:37 +0000

Pedobear’s ultimate weapon.

By: fish

fish — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 23:04:28 +0000

gary glitter has some of these

By: momtastic

momtastic — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:18:39 +0000

lol this is an epic win

By: Danielle

Danielle — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:45:26 +0000

Was the shoe in the picture needed? I think not.

By: Weß

Weß — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:13:34 +0000

I have the same shoes!

By: elizabeth

elizabeth — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:13:04 +0000

rules one and two loser. obey them.

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:21:01 +0000

tiny replies are tiny

By: o_0

o_0 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:37:37 +0000

In short hes a bear that is also a pedo

By: TommyCEE123

TommyCEE123 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:25:10 +0000

its still there

By: vlm

vlm — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:45:55 +0000

Actually, there is a group of people who have perfected the ‘art’ of resting in such rooms. And it truly is an art… but seriously, narcoleptics have been sneaking to survive nap attacks in rest rooms for ages.

It was probably a narcoleptic who started calling it a rest room to begin with.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:21:31 +0000

You could always go hang out with Ted Nugent!

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:18:41 +0000

She pulled that with me when I was a newbie and I thought I’d offended her irreparably. But now, I just assume she’s always, always kidding.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:15:28 +0000

*still dead, you’ll have to do better*

By: someone

someone — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:13:25 +0000

I see what is odd about this but I think nothing of it, probably because i used to work at a halloween store.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:59:17 +0000

Damnit, you had me convinced that I offended you somehow. It really bothered me that I had seemingly hurt you, and it was a slow day at work, so I had plenty of oppurtunity to fret! (And of course, just my luck, your revealation that you were just yanking my chain (and not in our usual sexy way!) came just about the time I was heading out the door!)

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:53:38 +0000

right
*gives mouth-to-mouth ‘cuz I know she’s DYING for it*

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:49:36 +0000

*kills self*

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:25:21 +0000

After I make a few (sometimes only one) comments I get the PAGE NOT FOUND screen and can’t get back in. Is this the problem others are having? It’s a real ache in the posterior. I know that I’ve female dogged about this before.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:24:07 +0000

*cough, cough*
I think I’ve got water in my lungs

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:18:08 +0000

I like chocolate torts myself.

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:15:55 +0000

And here I thought that it was only men that fretted about not having “…kept it up in…” their adulthood. Learn something everyday.

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:15:38 +0000

I can’t believe I remember that. I mean, I was ten or eleven years old at the time…

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:13:00 +0000

That was good. They should put up a statute in your honor.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:12:39 +0000

illegal Elián!

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:09:52 +0000

Nothing to-rt.

By: random

random — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:09:06 +0000

Oh man! I couldn’t breathe enough to try my response for a good 5 minutes there. That was great. I have to see how I can use that in my daily life at some point.

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:08:57 +0000

This can’t be real.

By: altar boy

altar boy — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:08:19 +0000

*is deeply afraid*

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:06:52 +0000

I’m going to miss Opus.

By: random

random — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:02:57 +0000

Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

By: random

random — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:59:58 +0000

yeah but don’t forget those couches are for women who are breast feeding. or at least that’s what they’re supposed to be for. i wouldn’t want to nap on any of those. *shudder*

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:56:31 +0000

Is amateurzac cheaper?

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:54:48 +0000

Richard Sim… oh, wait, that joke’s been taken. Crap.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:53:28 +0000

Is this a threat?!

By: TMI Service

TMI Service — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:53:15 +0000

One of the reasons the Mongols were such a devastating military force was the fact they had compound bows which could launch arrows almost twice the distance of their adversaries.
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… and the fact they could sleep on their ponies during march.
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… and could drink their ponies blood to sustain them.
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… and would wear silk shirts two sizes too big, such that when they
were shot with an arrow, the fabric would enter the wound with the arrowhead, and the arrow could then be removed by pulling the silk shirt back out.

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:51:47 +0000

That, and the fact that I forgot to take my Prozac last night. I think that might somehow have something to do with it.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:50:10 +0000

Well, I seem to be apologizing for myself a lot today. I think I’ll just go curl up in my lair for a bit.