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pedo bear must have a pair
I’m probably the only one who doesn’t understand this, but what exactly is this ‘pedobear’?
On the Engrish site, some of the posts with lots of text had a little shocked/amused/pervy-looking Panda that pointed at the “funniest” part. They got rid of it because it annoyed a lot of people so they complained.
Personally, I thought it was cute.
Nah.
I tried posting a link, but it wouldn’t let me. Spam filters probably.
Anyway, it doesn’t have anything to do with the little panda from engrishfunny. Search for Pedobear in encyclopediadramatica dot com.
FAIL. Pedobear is a meme on 4chan who likes CP (and committing such depicted acts). You know Google exists for a reson. And seriously, the Panda being Pedobear. *sigh*
Touching Cat needs these STAT!
“To enjoy life, we must touch much of it lightly.”
~ Voltaire
Lightly, in inappropriate places?
You mean in bathing suit places?
Heehee. Euphemisms are silly. Especially Victorian ones like “in an interesting condition.”
On that note, has anyone seen Sara J recently??
Let’s not forget modern-day America’s “restroom”. Seriously, unless you’re a homeless guy, you don’t rest in a restroom.
I beg to differ Rouge. Growing up in a large family, the restrooms are sometimes the only place you can find peace.
Okay, but I meant “rest” as in take a nap. Oh, and I’d appreciate if you didn’t call me “Rouge” again, because I am not makeup, nor am I French and red.
opps… *turns rouge*
sherry colay must have a strange range!
‘Restroom’ has always baffled me. I understand the need to make it sound as polite as possible, but what’s wrong with ‘bathroom’ or just ‘toilet’?
AAAUUGGHH!!
Don’t you know that the word “toilet” is vulgar?? It’s “bathroom tissue” for us, theng-kew-veddy-much.
We Americans do love our euphemisms. *rolls eyes*
Haha, even ‘bathroom’ here is considered posh if you’re referring to public toilets. We’re a scummy people in comparison, I guess.
(toilet paper won’t flush below this level)
Not at all. We are just unable or unwilling to see the reality of things, and feel the need to hide behind fabricated veneers of antiseptic propriety.
*rests*
*nods off*
*falls in the toilet*
*resists the urge to “flush”!*
Is that like a reverse swirly?
personally ‘bathroom’ is probably the politest i go, sometimes it’s the crapper, sometimes the shitter, but usually toilet suffices for me
I might be purchasing a golden crapper tomorrow…
I’m waiting on the lottery numbers; this week’s Euro Millions draw is worth £100 million.
Cross your fingers!
You’ll be sharing with your bestest blog-buddies…right??
3 cheers for Loz!
Hmm, random people on the internet I’ve never met? Sure!
toilet suffeces for me
Urine big trouble, mister.
What? That’s bullsh*t.
I didn’t win
(FYI, only on the package is it called “bathroom tissue”. Nobody I know actually calls it that.)
…your packages say ‘bathroom tissue’? For real?!
If you go to the fancier department stores, there are often couches, both inside and outside the official “Restroom,” so it kinda still works in our culture. (At least, it does for women. Haven’t checked the men’s side yet).
no couches for us… we dont spend enough time in there to warrant that expense. We would rather have the shortest lines.
Lounging on a couch in the men’s room might send the wrong message.
Or the right one… depending.
I hope it means that they will fit a child.
One would hope that it wouldnt be left open to interpretation.
However, if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.
Well, even that sounds bad. I hope *you* meant that they would fit “on a child’s hands”. Cause who knows where a child predator might try to fit them….
Unfortunate choice of words.
Gloves that make you look like a Predator from AVP, in a child size. Although they clearly could have said that better….
Must be obvious day on camp stupid.
You win. Forever.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have another confirmed sighting of the elusive Obvious Bird!
It’s a bird… It’s a fail plane… NO… IT’S… Captain Obvious!!!
allow me to stand for your defense. The above commenter’s seem oblivious to the obvious so our dear UmberGryphon was simply trying to aid them through their apparent idiocy.
commenters
at least peterasses use protection now
Do tell, what exactly does a Saint’s derrier have to do with this?
Pédéraste.
I tried… she called the police.
On the emergency phone?
No, on the Bat Phone.
She dialed 999
…and then hung up so I *69′ed her.
I bet you startled her asterisk like a slick ass operator.
How?
Now…
Brown cow?
Wow!
You’re so cruel. I’m trying to lose the weight, okay?
oops. sorry about that.
Brown broccoli? Yow!
[Phail] I dont get the fail, someone take a minute out of their busy masterbating session and explain it to me. [/Phail]
Sarcasm?