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  1. Rob says:

    FIRST and lol

  2. Terminator says:

    I LOVE SEX!

  3. Humility says:

    When you’re in the police force, it’s all about being effective… Why waste time using the handbrake when you’re after bad guys?

  4. hans wurst says:

    failure at life?
    become a small-town cop.

  5. theoneandonly says:

    RUN FAILCRUISER RUN!!!

    FOR FREEDOM!!!

  6. whackjob1972 says:

    So, the cop is giving a ticket to someone for “cutting corners” but he drove away from the scene of an accident?

  7. cicili says:

    Put it in PARK, Sir! Did you hear what tune was on the radio?

  8. Amanda says:

    “Jumped out of gear” must be police code for “I’m a dumb ass and forgot to put it in park.”

  9. Пендосы сакс! says:

    looks more like a police car self driving win for me!

  10. Michelle says:

    “it jumped out of gear…”

    Yeh…. that happens ALL the time to me…

    sheeesh

  11. Helena Handbasket says:

    It “slipped” out of gear. Hmmm. “I didn’t shoot my husband officer, the gun went off all by itself.”

  12. cicili says:

    I’d have liked to see the damage done, I doubt the language would have been quite like that had there been little to no damage.

  13. porksword says:

    douchefag!

  14. thepowerofblue says:

    So who’s the bigger fail, this cop or me as a constable yesterday? :p

  15. Genjoe says:

    And he thinks he can give that guy a ticket after that?

    He should lose a weeks pay for it, cause the moment that happened to anyone else that wasn’t a cop he’d ticket them as well!

  16. Fate says:

    Maybe if the cop hadn’t been cutting corners he’d have remember to pull the hand brake.

  17. Dallas says:

    This is old…

  18. yofo says:

    Why didn’t he just yell FREEZE

  19. grey kid says:

    “Jumped outta gear”..?! Who the hell parks a car IN gear? o_O
    Too embarrassed to say “I left the handbrake off”, Daddy Cool?

    Also, why does he run like he’s in a photo-finish toilet dash?
    If I’m ever caught being naughty in America, I sure hope this is the officer hot on my heels.

    • Fate says:

      Don’t worry grey kid. You aren’t dark enough to have the American police on your heels.

    • neon says:

      You can only be naughty with hot officers in Vegas.

    • Jennypen says:

      A lot of people – if your handbrake fails, being in gear should help!

    • blubb says:

      All cars with manual gear box are parked IN gear :P

      • Mario. says:

        Not all, mine is – and only because the parking brake is FAIL. Cars with manual transmissions CAN be parked in gear, but in no way it can jump out! I bet his car is automatic transmission, which makes it even funnier. Automatic transmissions doon’t have hard clutches, so parking in “gear” is the same as park in neutral…

        Maybe sir officer meant that he almost put a parking “gear” on the auto transmission and it slipped out?

        Most probably yes.

    • abstract says:

      wow, how much experience do you have with cars? all automatic cars have a park gear. many people with manualo transmission cars will put their car in a forward gear in addition to using the hand break when on an incline. Either way, you fail.

      • abstract says:

        manual , sorry for the typo

      • grey kid says:

        Yes, but on ‘park’ gear on an automatic, isn’t that neutral? As in, a gearstick position, but not technically a gear as such? And I’ve never heard of anyone leaving a manual in gear, that’s a total liability if you have memory fail like me – you’ll just lurch forward and crush your cat/kids/front porch when you start ‘er up!

        • Loz says:

          Err, I always leave my (manual) car in gear when I park. It doesn’t take a genius to remember to put the clutch in when you start the engine (or put it in neutral before turning the engine on).

          • Beren says:

            Ditto! Really anoyingly the gf insists on always leaving her car in nuetral, so whenever she gets in mine she screws up. And whenever I drive hers I leave it in gear which annoys the hell out of her.

  20. preson777 says:

    “Sorry for cutting that corner, the thing just slipped… you understand!”

  21. Scott says:

    Man, I loved Chris Farley, RIP.

  22. name says:

    Wobble wobble

  23. Don says:

    Are you sure this isn’t an outtake from Reno 911? LOL!!!!

  24. neon says:

    Yeeeeeah, that guy didn’t get off with a warning.

    Pissed Cop DNE Giving Cop.

  25. Fate says:

    Thirty-seventh!!!

  26. Marc says:

    This was not a fail. The cop was on a roll. Well at least his car was, k?

  27. Marc says:

    The way the officer was running after his car you’d think it was loaded with donuts.

  28. Avis says:

    I’m guessing that someone he works with doesn’t like him too much. Because surely he wouldn’t have submitted this to YouTube or FailBlog himself.

  29. Konal says:

    In Soviet Russia cars run after cops !

  30. Scabby says:

    And by, “jumped out of gear,” you mean, “I’m incompetent.”

  31. J says:

    Jumped outta gear my ass. Lazy fat ass cop deserves that shit.

  32. danoob says:

    dmn still at the age of ten such a fxxxed up mind

  33. Wag says:

    “jumped out of gear”…and must have taken off the parking break too…back to writing a ticket and ignoring my blatant hypocrisy

  34. Marc says:

    It would have been even funnier had the cop been tethered to the car and then dragged by the car.

  35. Marc says:

    Truth is you have to feel bad for the cop.

    In hindsight, to cover his ass he should have offered the guy he pulled over a deal: I’ll let you go with a warning if you agree to say that you rear-ended me, through nobody’s fault, and that’s how my car got banged up.

  36. weirdo says:

    taxpayers money at its best

  37. jagenigma says:

    This is a fail in 2 ways
    1. He forgot to pull it in to park
    2. He is clearly unfit to be a cop since he runs like a little girl.

  38. Donna T says:

    Jumped out of gear my left nonexistent testicle. Yea my car crashed its self into the wall too on time. I had nothing to do with it, i told it to stop but it was like shut up im doin it!

  39. ink says:

    Phhrrrfffft.
    Reminds me of my mate.
    ‘I – I DID do it, but – but, miss, I didn’t do it at all! It was-’ *looks around classroom* ‘-HER-’ *points at me* ‘-who did it. See, she slipped and pressed the ‘ON’ button, and … IT WASN’T ME!’
    Yeah, great support.
    Rofl. … Or should I be saying ‘lol’?
    LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL.

  40. jimthebrit says:

    What a disappointment. I was hoping for the cop car to do a triple lutz with a semi…

  41. killskeptics says:

    Stupid Pig of a cop. He didn’t put it in PARK and it rolled out into moving traffic, he’s lucky he didn’t hurt or kill someone. YET, he was all about writing that ticket. This is why people hate Pigs. Two kinds of people want to become them, good people who want to do good, or pigs. Frankly too many of the later and they turn the good ones into Pigs too.

  42. Wolfram says:

    “SHIT!!! GOD DAMMIT DX”

    Slipped gear my ASS.

  43. nerdly_dood says:

    Parking brake, emergency brake, handbrake, whatever you call it, this cop should have pulled it. Putting it in PARK is a somewhat unreliable way to keep a car from moving. Not as funny as, for example, the calculus fail (search for CALCULUS in the keyword search thing), but still, FAIL.

  44. USAsuxs says:

    Stupid fucking Americans and their dumbass police force XD

  45. holy says:

    stupid pig.

  46. Donnie Mac says:

    “Just jumped out of gear.”

    Yup. Because Ford Crown Victorias have been known to jump out of gear, and there’s no way the deputy just slapped it into neutral instead of park.

  47. jtduncan says:

    Say Farva, you wanna take this dispatch?

  48. Tsk tsk, some cops do not act as real cops. Some guys at the police force need re-training.

  49. Some cops from wealthy nations like America are no better than poorly trained cops in a third world country.

  50. ButhedaBunzai says:

    Acceptable!

    Been a while since I could post a comment on a fail that I can relate to.

    All too well..

  51. phagIsh says:

    i like tits :)
    suck my balls

  52. Xane says:

    Woulda been kinda funny if the car hit another police car. then he’d have to explain it! XD ROFL job fail, unemployment check win!

  53. ItsMe says:

    what balls?

  54. Gregg says:

    Bad Cop! No Doughnut!

  55. Omega says:

    Who puts these videos on internet? oO

  56. Deephack says:

    “Just jumped outta gear”

    Don’t US police cars have a parking brake?

  57. David says:

    Stupid Pig. It didn’t jump out of gear, the dumb pig didn’t put it in park. I hate US cops, I love when stuff like this happens to them.

  58. policeman says:

    You repeat yourself.

  59. yourface says:

    why don’t you say shit a few more tiems that might help. jk, i’d be cursing and screaming worse then him

  60. Starr says:

    Thank You. I hate cops. What a putz.

  61. etr says:

    not only incompetent, but a liar.

  62. kk says:

    tourettes win

  63. WTF lol says:

    i waz gonna bcome a cop but i desidid to stay in hi skool lol

  64. Eric says:

    so the cop was wearing a mic? i’m finding this a bit suspicious

  65. JB Whatchacallit says:

    Dude…I’d have been out of that ticket so easily….

    [Fast Forward]
    “Hmm…well your honor, what would you say is worse, cutting through parking lots carefully to avoid traffic lights? Or allowing my vehicle to roll uncontrollably onto a public road and damaging city property?”

    Case closed…cops are not allowed to put the public in more danger than the original infraction. This is why high speed chases get cut short.

    Oh and if I was that guy, I’d have pulled out and left. Two reasons, the officer’s signals were off during a traffic stop, and he’d have a hell of a time explaining how I got around his car in order to flee and elude. [You have the right to subpoena video footage...even if they say the camera wasn't turned on]

  66. yea right says:

    ‘jumped outa gear” my ass…He never engaged into park but left it in neutral.

    …and he still has the nerve to site the other driver for something petty….FAIL!!!!!

  67. Jefubu says:

    “jumped out of gear”….Write THAT asshole a ticket

  68. iliketosuckdicks says:

    what was that he was charging him with??

  69. ROb says:

    I would have gone to jail before I let that prick write me a ticket.

  70. my bad there man, I misread it so calm down


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