Door Fail
Submitted by Daniel. Photo of the building of Civil Engineering course at the university UFES, Brazil.
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FIRST
Not to an atheist.
Down with that sort of thing
Atheists get down? Creationists with handguns afoot?
This is not a door fail. The fail is lack of regulatory bungeecord dispenser to the right of the door. (Mandatory in several states now)
Totally agree with you, thank fuck I’m an atheist. Thank God
http://hagarthe.stumbleupon.com/
Enough of the Father Ted already
Dont you open that trap door
Why? Is there something down there?
You’d be a fool if you dare
Perhaps there are meat snacks down there
Gives new meaning to “going down”.
Watch that first step, it’s a doozy.
Yeah, I’ll mkae sure to watch for step 1 of 1, K?
Is that an school? O.o
Actually..I saw the same thing at the air force training camp…in San Antonio….Do you think its a conspiracy?X3
Lawlz:) Prolly not…But I was expecting to see that the picture was from the air force base in San Antonio…:) Deja Vu much:)
Dare to be Stupid!
Weird Al reference win.
Emergency Exit Fail
Not even to a non-atheist. They wouldn’t fall for that.
Ok…. maybe SOME would.
What do you mean??
Burn the Heretic!!!
You should meet the lunatics in my extended family. They really do think I’m a heretic.
Wow! Our families should meet… It’d be a Darwin award for sure!
They’d kill us?
Nah, each other!
;D Lunacy! I ruv it!
The first A-H that claims to be first… Get a life, God!
I think God already has lots of lives.
And infinite ammo. God totally uses cheat codes.
I bet he uses God Mode
Funny
The door to heaven
**door opens**
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
“Sorry darling, i didn’t catch that.”
Perhaps not a door fail, but a fire escape construction fail.
Exit this door to transfer to Universidad de Moron.
On the other side of the door is a sign:
“Universty of ???? Physics Department – Gravity Research Lab”
I believe most of their students drop out.
By default.
Its detruth.
Tough to deny.
Better just to admit defeat.
But some will not be deterred.
Delighted to have you back!
Downright delirious!
*demure look*
demur
lemur
lemming
De- fail
Ostrich
*buries thread in the sand*
BOB SAGET!
The MILF speaks there.
He can tell you everything you need to know on How to Adopt This Dog.
Yes you just need to enrole in his naval history class for extra credits.
And there are alternative methods of payment, for your convenience.
He teaches every subject under the sun, from A-Z
But he specializes in Child Safety.
They have lots of Emergency Phones and First Aid Kits.
But they’re stored inside the gigantic penis slide.
Too bad the giant penis stuck.
You just have to gently rub it to have them delivered like some milky liquid magic genie.
Which contains milk and may contain soy
Like a roflcopter.
Which doesn’t contain nuts.
or seeds
To get First Aid Kit go through that door.
I thought it was for a free ride to the hospital
Nothing’s free. (Actually, not even nothing…nothing costs $1.49!)
I would rather has invisible tape pl0x
Well…
They have got no chimenys.
That door must be for Santa!
Or David Arquette. “Let me in, Pike. I’m *hungry*!”
Crimenys!
Clearlys, you have got no pitys for Loonix’s tune.
(Santa won’t be coming to your back door now if you don’t be nicys.)
Oh! *is very nice henceforth*
♪ Imagination sets in, pretty soon I’m singin’,
“Dilly, Dilly, Dilly!, Santa’s at your back door…” ♪
.
(with a tip of the, uh, hat to Hank Ballard and the Midnighters)
wow …. what’s right with this picture!
LMFAO!!!
I meant to post this as a reply to Calavera’s comment link way “down there.”
↡↡
Still, works for me.
♪ And it’s hard to explain how I feel
It won’t go in words
But I know that it’s real
I can be moving or I can be still
But still is still working for me ♪
If I Google this I get the Atlantic Monthly article I read on the plane about how Google is making us stupid! Search fail….
*when not if, I totally already did it.
The song is, “Still is still moving to me” — apparently it’s a Willie Nelson lyric, but I know it from the version on a Toots and the Maytals reggae CD.
This is certainly a FAIL, but would be an exponentially greater fail if only the side of the building had the words “Civil Engineering Department” on it.
Well, it IS a civil engineering building…
That or “School of Architecture”.
No, no, no! It’s “Rocket Science”!
I lol’d.
aha… don’t leave your car under it
On fridays the use this door. They attach a big inflatable penis shaped slide to it and wee……….. out they come.
Crap. They not the
wee, out they come?
Is that the people or the… you know what? I’m not even going to make that joke. I think you can guess what’s coming.
You guessed that I’m coming?
They who? The sea-men from the Naval History class?
No, The Who. They’re a rock band.
*Decides not to quote any The Who lyrics.*
*Contemplates Winnie the Pooh lyrics.*
It’s an eminence front!
My time to shine………….
ppl and if u walk thru this door u’ll find………… a broken bone or 3
Shine fail… miserably
not-so-civil engineering
whats so civil about engineering anyway?
Better than not-so-civil urinating
I have the feeling that this is a Failblog fail. I think I saw this fail here earlier.
Probably another instance of witnessing the fail at hand in the voting page. It happens.
yeah… maybe not, `cause the university I go to (not this one, but a brazilian one too…) also has a door to nowhere………. so yeah, that just might be a brazilian universities recurring fail issue
Sarah Palin lied when she claimed she said, “Thanks but no thanks,” on that door.
Sarah Palin’s a lying sack of crap.
*applauds*
ahha. . there it is: The Door to Nowhere.
Deja-fail?
If you fall… Hospital WIN!!!1!
So fake, so obvious, failblog fail.
This is actually a rare emergency exit WIN – because when you use this door, an emergency occurs. Can’t say that about most emergency exits.
But, in winning, it fails for causing a win.
It wins so it fails and fails because it wins? My head hurts again.
Note to self: Never use Marc’s fire door.
I can’t decide if I like this new avatar. Does the world of FAIL prefer Corky or this pic from the “Bodies” exhibit? Maybe I’ll go find a picture of a fluffy bunny.
Unless it has big pointy teeth – don’t :p
hey! no fluffies!
Let the body leave through fail door.
Let the bodies hit the floor….
*moshes*
Mosh pit? Sweet!
*moshes*
Hey, who just grabbed my ass?
That exhibit rocked. I like the new avatar.
in capitalist BRAZIL, the save door saves u!
There is no spoon.
Yes there is. Fork it over.
That’s not very knife.
You sound edgy.
So do you, are utensil?
Someone dished me. Butter not talk about it.
“(Why won’t he leave why won’t he leave) Yes, the bathroom is right at the end of the corridor. The door sticks sometimes so give it a push…”
Wow. The fact that this is at an engineering school upgrades this from your average fail, to EPIC fail!
Hey kl pic plz check out my podcast!!!
birdman door – win
Harvey Birdman? I’ll take the case!
Sorry for the earworm but…
♫
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
Think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door…
♫
♫
I believe I can fail
I believe on an epic scale
Think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fail away
I believe out that door
You’ll see me running, falling to the floor
♫
*readies the shellacked halibut*
You asked for this, I hope you know that.
*commences with the smiting*
You cod!
I thought you were still feeling a little green around the gills?!
I’ve kinda been floundering around today.
I think you’re just playing koi.
Honest, I feel really crappie!
You two really are skating on thin ice.
I thought you smelt a bit odd.
I don’t eel well at all.
Sorry Chum, I don’t know what to do for yo there.
Oh well. Guess I’ll just try to calm my sole.
Try some mussel relaxers.
I’ve heard those can mess with your herring.
(I’m really reaching now, I’ve got nothing left)
WEll you don’t have to be so crab-by about it!
Sorry, Marlin’. Forgive me?
Im just going to try and tune-a you guys out.
Well, do you have to snapper at us like that?
*thinks it’s time to let this one go*
Before they make us sleep with the fishes.
I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse…
I think that lox it up.
Awww…guppy love!
Tanks for all the fish.
This whole thing smelt, but I’m hooked.
Nah I’m sure you put the just for the Halibut.
I don’t mean to carp on about it, but what did you mean to say?
(fish stories won’t nest below this level)
Bah – Damn my typo’s to davy jones locker. Halibut = Hell of it. The = that.
/end of fish line
*whistles*
Ok, that’s it! Everybody! Out of the pool!
*pouts*
It’s ok. There’s an “adult swim” later tonight!
Not the way the comments fill up around here lately.
Maybe they’ll start giving us more fails to fill then.
If they fail to fill our failblog with fails, they fail to fulfill and are then full of fail. Or not.
I failed to read your comment properly.
(Brain power won’t nest below this level)
Avis made my brain hurt. Again.
It’s a fair cop.
The worst thing is, the other side of the door has a sign that says “Emergency Exit.”
Then it had better be one hell of an emergency, yes?
Except there’s another door right next to it that says the same thing, and the two arrows are pointing to each other.
Are they wheelchair accessible as well.
All fall well that stair wells fail.
–stares well–
Well if you exit, there will indeed be an emergency, so it’s true.
This is what you get when you allow Superman to design your buildings for you for free.
… I return
That door sucks.
Emergency exit for the special kids?
that reminds me of my house
It’s part of the engineering program’s exit exam. If you exit through this door, you fail.
Bad photoshoping, perspective fail
I studies in that university, int he same center (but Informatics) and that door really exits…
Loz didn’t add a coment here yet!
I know!
He Failed!
He tried and tried, but she just couldn’t get one off.
He? HE?!! *sulks*
Sorry doods, I spent yesterday having a life. Missed ya!
Bah – Not good enough!
How Dare you have a life! There is nothing more important than failblog!
Oh… really? *goes out shopping*
No… no.. don’t go – we all missed you!
.
And no one else is posting right now! So please don’t go.
*gives Beren the stink eye*
Quit scaring away Loz! :[
Haha, well I actually am going out, but not just yet. I need to change a pair of trousers.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realise you were getting dressed!
*averts eyes*
*peeks*
Are you in the Navy? Because I find your rear admirable!
No, but I have been to Portsmouth.
And you can peek all you like
Portsmouth?
B3nd 0ver and I’ll show you history so real you can feel it.
i believe this is a repost.
This is a riposte.
Not a fail. Important part of their training, it’s called a mother-in-law door.
I prefer the mother-in-law plant myself.
This needs to be titled “Knock knock! Who’s there? FAIL!”
Can you find Wile E. Coyote in this picture?
Es heißt Fotoladen!
Looks to me like that’s painted on. Not unheard of. The scale and perspective are both wrong.
Nope. The door is real and it’s quite straight. It’s just that everything else is out of square.
Lol
DUPLICATE FAIL. AGAIN.
And I’d better not catch you in San Francisco again.
WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!
*doo do do do do*
This isn’t the first building I’ve seen with a door nowhere near the ground… I happen to know of one with like 10 in a row on to pof each other… I’ll add that when i get a picture.
tis ok for christians they dont believe in gravity
That is untrue. Many fall hard.
“… you shall be upheld in more than this.”
♪ When they get there they know
If the doors are all closed
With the Word they can get what they fell for.
Then they get on their knees and pray,
They don’t get fell’d again. ♪
~ Robert Faceplant & Pete Falldownshend
Yeah. I study in this place. This door is real.
But now there’s a staircase under it.
Darwin win. (”Dar…win?”) Heh.
ONE YEAR later:
http://img174.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc01358kw7.jpg
I would say, “wow …. what’s right with this picture!”, but it’s been said before.
So, how about, “PHOTOSHOPPED! The car’s not the right color!”
⇧goes⇯ ⇪with⇪ ⇡Calavera⇡’⇞s⇑ ⇈comment↑ … ↺whoops!!!↻ …
fuzz, you having empty nest issues?
it’s photoshopped
It’s NOT Photoshopped. I’ve studied there.
That door was really there.
In Brazil, the people can fly.
All the Brazilians fly until they aren’t in the carnaval, playing soccer or fighting with monkeys in the Amazon.
It isn’t fotoshopped.
http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=portaep2.jpg
Now that’s what I call Photoshop skills!
Sorry if this was a duplicate but I found it quite funny!
This is not that uncommon in the UP (upper peninsula) of Michigan, USA. because THE SNOW GETS THAT HIGH. However, if that’s a picture from Brazil, either a) dumb architecture, b) photoshopped, or c) maybe took the photo somewhere where it gets really snowy in the winter (vacation elsewhere, Andes mountains?)
aaaaaaaaa, my leg, I hurt it, aaaaaaaaaa.
Wow I’d love to have a door like that in my house xD
I don’t know if someone has said but it is to put the furniture inside, probably because should have a narrow stairs. It usually happens when no architect is consulted….so contract an architect always!
I bet that hurts. Alot. If you walk out that way..
Well thats not a fail its just a old thing left behind from them mafia days
what’s frightening is that I have a door like this off of my bedroom
that’s very looney toonish
Out of all of the pics that were totally hilarious, this is the only one so far that has me genuinely concerned. @_@
There was probably a staircase connected to it, my primary school had the exact same design, except the roof wasn’t some crappy tin roof.