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FIRST
lamest first ever
Why’s it the lamest first ever?
Because its in caps lock.
It could be excitement?
Nah some fat Europen who hit caps when he went for shift.
How do you know it wasn’t a skinny American?
Do skinny Americans exist?
Only in LA.
That’s because of lipo.
Blake was calling himself fat, though. He’s British from what I remember, lol.
Yet somehow all I can think of is “numanumayay, numanumanumayay!”
It’s “numa iei.”
Do you prefer to go by “Robert”?
wow. numa is too old. old numa hit caps cuz it couldnt seeshift….
hahahahah
WIN
your gay
Not if McDonald’s can help it!
Yep… I’m 6’3″ and weigh 140 pounds (1.9 m, 64 kg). I also live as far away from LA as possible without leaving the country.
The internet is the easiest place to lie
MAINE?
ha, east coast.
fail.
And I’m 5’9″ and 125 lbs. I live on the east coast as well.
You’re not European but you put your measurements in metric? Something tells me thou art lying.
Dude the rest of the world measures in (kg)besides the USA it isn’t just Europeans you know.
And we are really glad! I’m 6’3″ and 200 lbs. and have lived in LA my entire life…try eating more and puking less…
im 5’8″, 120lbs, but i guess i do live pretty close to LA
You could try looking in Georgia.
Yes. I will bet that you are from outside the US. I am so sick
and tired of people trying to play to that stereotype.
America is not only defined by the US but Canada, Mexico, Central
and South America, and any other US territories. So you can say
that Americans are skinny because its the whole western hemisphere.
By convention “American” is used to label someone from the United States of America. Try to think of it as a diminutive form of United States of American. See, if you say it that way it sounds stupid. The word “American”, in this case, is referring to a country not a continent. Get a grip.
nope
Skinny American named “boomboom” ? NOT!
Is that Europen felt tip or ball point?
“Europen” Like you can talk
What the hell is a “first” or a “second” for that matter. I mean it makes no sense will someone explain.
Again?
boner win
:masturbates:
this is not a fail this is a win!.
Where is the fail?
sideboobs:P
I think this is less a fail more a 3D win
Clearly an East-West situation here…
Also small asian tities
Sign placement fail…coldness WIN!!!!!!!!!
someone turned images on. wow
Only way to improve on it would be if the 3D points were on a picture of a male assassin disguised as a German fraulein pursuing Inspector Clouseau.
uh, excuse me?
not all asian girls have small boobs, THANKS.
It’s now or never!
*masturbates*
someone had to
They did? Why?
Hi Dan, I’m sad I missed out on your whiskey party last night
Hey Loz… I have a hidden bottle. Want some?
It’s 10am… I really shouldn’t… I haven’t even had breakfast…
*is tempted*
*puts the bottle of Johnnie walker black label just out of Loz’s reach*
Aye Lassy…I also have strong Irish blood in me as well. Me surname be Murphy y’know.
Well I didn’t know that…
You have a more Irish name than I do!
Yes and a stone outside my store too.
May the road rise up to meet you, and the wind be ever at your back
buíochas
céad míle fáilte.
caoin callaire
err… yes! …
Sorry, my language is rusty… I said smooth talker but I may have misunderstood your comment.
Haha, I barely speak Gaelic at all. I know the numbers and basic phrases.
My seanathair taught me bits and pieces. I haven’t used most of it in years.
what’s Gay-Lick?
That’s for Loz and her partner to know.
What your mum does to me.
That, too, pob
O’Fail
Yeah, you did. Ah well.
May the rain fall gently on your fields, and may the sun shine softly on your face. ( can’t remember If I got that the right way round!)
Thanks Loz – Brought a Smile to a dull day.
Wrong way round but it hardly matters.
“And until we meet again may god hold you in the hollow of his hand”.
Glad I could make ya smile
*Hums away happily at his desk and gets lots of wierd looks*
Some of us who aren’t too far removed from our German-Irish heritage might be able to hold our own.
Ah but your ability is even weakened by the late age at which you can begin your drink-training.
Ah, ’tis true.
Nonsense, it’s in the blood!
Speaking as an Australian of Irish-German heritage, I’ve got you all covered
Oh Don’t worry about me, I have more then made up for lost time…
But I’ve been in Mexico, where drinking is like the national pastime.
YOU LIVE IN MEXICO? I wouldn’t have guessed, what with the name and everything.
Your sarcasm is unnecessary, and highly undesirable. I suggest a new hobby, like tankless scuba diving.
I live south of the border as well. The Canadian border. It’s all a matter of viewpoint gringo.
TOO SMALL!! *doesn’t masturbate…yet*
Are you a pedophile?
Cold out.
im sorry but this just looks like some fan of japanese school girls and riveting erotica had far too much time to spend in photo shop….
Placement WIN
Placement FAIL. Yes, the rivets are in the chesticological region, but they’re too high on the breast to be nipples.
pob! what is this avatar? I can barely make it out.
It’s supposed to be me as a grammar ninja.
Haha, wow, that’s hot
Wow, that’s almost believable.
It is hot! I love grammar ninjas
The diagonal line in the bottom left side is supposed to be a red Sharpie.
Can we, eh, bring that into the bedroom?
Loz… are you… blushing? Quick! Get the camera!
No! *hides in pob’s bed*
Welcome back.
*grins* too late
*checks to-do list*
Oh, Loz, I just wanted to say sorry about your dress.
It’s ok, you can buy me a new one sometime.
Psh, you don’t have a photo of me.
Can I have a print, please?
Bonus reply:
♫
She’s Loz, she’s Loz, she’s Loz
She’s in my bed…
♫
Wow… I’ve gotta go to work, where I can’t check failblog. (BOO)
Keep it real while I’m gone, yo. Peace.
When I make my move to your room it’s the right time.
You are rivetting.
Like Rosey the Rivetter, we can do it!
I miss your yellow icon
Nestolgia, or is the picture quality of my new avatar that bad?
Nestolgia lol. A bit of that. A bit of the poor quality.
As long as you don’t think I’m a munter. The last time I got hot and heavy with girl on the internet, things ended abruptly after photos were exchanged.
*sighs*
I swear, it doesn’t look so bad in the full size image. I tried to post a link earlier, but Failblog ate my comments.
That sounds borked
After blowing yer icon up 800%, I can see the sharpie. However, I also now see a disturbing looking dark mass of drool running down yer chin. Ew ew ew!
[ if yer usin' a RED sharpie shouldn't you be "thepowerofred" ?]
the power o’ fred
HA! Ha haha!
It’s a blue lightning bolt. (“Blue Lightning” was my nickname in HS, and where “thepowerofblue” comes from.)
Dare I ask…?
When I tried out for the soccer team, I was the only one with matching shirt, shorts and socks (all blue, of course). I was pretty quick in short bursts (so I did fairly well at tackling), but didn’t have the endurance to keep up on longer runs. I ended up not making the team, but got a cool nickname out of the expereince.
the power o’ fred, I mean blue;
You have a Blue Lightning Bolt tattoed on yer chin?
Looking back now, was this a good placement choice?
No, I used the torn-off sleeve from another shirt as my ninja facemask, and drew the lightning bolt on it with a blue Sharpie.
You’re a ninja pro!
Don’t taze me, pro?
“chesticological”????
Thanks – I really needed the coffee coming out my nose!
Those are some very hard nips!
They look like stop-sign nipples to me.
3D advertising win!
I usually interpret nippls like that as “go-signs”.
Or “nipples” even.
surely thats not a fail haha thats a definite win
Looks more like breast surgery gone horribly wrong…
But I guess all the 10 year olds who post here dont know where nipples are anyway. Explains the high rating this one got.
Whoever submitted this obviously knows very little about the actual placement of boobs on women…
Ironic, given what a boob that guy probably is!
Agreed, correct asian nipple placement.
You’re missing out…
You really are missing out. You don’t realize how sexy a semi-willing grimace is until you’ve caught the “yellow fever”.
Why dont I know about nipple placement? They are quite obviously in the wrong place (unless its common to have your boobs transplanted under your armpits!). I never said anywhere that they were in the right place?
that’s one of the worst photoshop jobs I’ve seen.
Well, those are some hard… err… rivets!
haha, ofcourse the person who riveted this did it on puepose!
The painting was obviously done after the riveting.
If you mean the vehicle (bus?) it’s self, they are indeed painted after construction. If you meant the ad, it is printed on a piece of plastic with adhesive on the back. Notice the air bubbles.
By the by, you look lovely in Dans photo.
I would argue that that is a Rivet Success. Damn good advertising.
Hehehe itty bitty titty comittee!
Must have been cold riveted…
zomg…
ASIANS!
repost fail
more like anatomy fail!
indeed.
Pleasing yes of riveting nips always sign!
aahahahhahaaahhahahahahahahaaaaaa. aaaaahahahahahahhahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah ROFLMAO
not first… and feeling good about it.
Mosquito bites!
I really feel sorry for that one on the right with five nips going down the left side of her chest. Poor thing.
Comment WIN!
Obviously this is a signpost to show that the 3 members of the infamous Asian Pre-teen Peanut-Smuggling Gang have been caught
I think this is a WIN not a FAIL.
Not a fail. This is win.
Saying something original FAIL
You might be the sickest persons i’ve ever met
Hoo Rah!
Sickness Goal met!
Glad to meet ya there Daniel!
Should there be any more sick disgusting inane humor needed, just let us know!
Win
funny, hot chicks
Thats definitely written in Thai.
Crap, ladyboys have really had much worse plastic surgery since the last time I went to Thailand! Yikes!
sad. i would call this a win.
thats hawt
um…riviting? lol
that’s either a really low boob on the right or she’s one of those ‘models’ I’ve heard so much about.
OMFG the middle one and the one on the right share a boob!!!!
Failbait!
The fat European joke somewhere in the comments is REALLY racist. I’m European.
But this is a Coldness win. Picture fail.
Nice 3d Ad…
Is this thai? Can anyone tell based on the script / writing on the ad?
Fail?! Rivets FTW!!!
I knew that Asian’s breast weren’t the biggest but, I didn’t know they were up that high!
Shouldn’t this be considered win?
More like photoshop fail.
its thai
The one on the right feels inadequate.
Actually it’s not a fail.
Rivet=Fail B00BS = WIN ( . Y . )
+18
D
Rivet… WIN!
rivit in!
how disturbing is this?
happy faces