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Yay First on one I submitted :O)
Though some waster called Dar obviously saw the same poster.
Finally, a good British fail!
But enough about Tony Blair…
You mean Gordon surely? Tony was a big fat Winner.
I’ll show you a big fat weiner.
Ball Park or Hebrew National?
Shouldn’t matter as long as its kosher.
In what bizarro world does being George W. Bush’s lapdog = win?
Blair wasn’t actually a bad Prime Minister in the scheme of things. The war was his only big mistake, and he’s admitted that himself.
Umm – are you watching my computer screen loz?
Hehe, *high-five*
*High fives with weiner!*
*washes hand*
I would too.
Wouldn’t it be a low five?
Loz: “Blair wasn’t actually a bad Prime Minister in the scheme of things. The war was his only big mistake, and he’s admitted that himself.”
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He got suckered as much as the US Congress by Bushie’s lies about WMD.
Once there he was bound to honor his commitment, at least
that’s the way I saw it.
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Watching the news when they would switch from a Blair speech to one of Dubya’s was a total embarrassment. First you’d hear Blair with perfect diction, a vocabulary suitable for a head of state, and the ability to make precise points.
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Then Bush would show up whom could hardly mumble out two words without drooling all over his shirt, was stymied by any word over two syllables, and when he was done all one could do is shrug one’s shoulders and go “WTF did he just say?”
Haha! What a great summary. I can’t imagine anyone worse-suited for the job.
“lies about WMD” .. hahahah .. the biggest lie is that they didn’t exist. I’ve seen pictures of my former supervisor with some of them. Not too mention what he used in the first Gulf War. Say something enough times and people will believe what you wasnt them too.
“Say something enough times and people
will believe what you wasnt them too.”
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Wow, I didn’t know Bush read Failblog.
Hahaha.
Oh come on — you can’t fool me what you wasnt them too again.
wasn’t get fooled again
Err… I doubt Bush wants people to know he messed up. But it’s a fact that he did.
We know he had WMDs because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM. What he didn’t have was anything in any kind of working condition, any way of bringing it to working condition, or any way of buying WMDS in working condition. So yes, he had outdated, broken down chemical weapons that couldn’t hurt a fly. Nuclear anything? Nope. Working poisons or biologicals? Nope. Nada. Zilch.
reply to weapons of mass destruction
the Americans were so confident that they had them there was because in the first gulf war they sold it to them
Oh don’t get me wrong – I didn’t like or vote for the guy. I marched against the war and campaigned ant stuff… but he was on the winning side.
And I suspect we will always remember tony’s years as ones of good healthy economic growth – Not the Iraq disaster.
I wonder what would have happened if he’d said no to America, ’cause Bush did say something along the lines of “if you’re not with us, you’re against us”.
I’m surprised Bush got that phrase right, given his track record with such things.
“If you’re not with us… er… you can’t be fooled again.”
“Mission accomplished”.
(Bush bashing wont nest below this level)
“If you’re not with us, then you’re…if you’re with some other guys, we’re against that and we’re gonna bomb ya!”
“If your with the Woolwich… er… shame on me!”
He would never, ever utter the words “shame on me”. I think he is physically unable to.
Fair Point, Well Made.
Bush… America’s greatest prezidant
We would have had to dump more tea in the Boston harbor… That would have shown you Brits…
or Gordon Brown…
or Gordon Shumway…
or… Gordon Freeman
or Commissioner Gordon.
Or Gordon Ramsey.
Chef Ramsay, as they call him in the US.
Or ‘That Irritating foul mouthed bloke’ as we call him in our house.
Haha, I think he’s great!
Good Chef – Undoubtedly… Bored of him being on telly after the first series of hells kitchen… definitely.
Ah F***.
I’d rather have Gordon Freeman, myself.
As would I.
Or… Gordon the Gopher…
Roffle. So cute.
I miss the wholesome days of my childhood. When Saturday morning entertainment was delivered by a slightly motheaten, squeaking rodent.
You know, before Cat Deeley.
Haha. Live and Kicking was the best
SMTV just went downhill.
And Mallets Mallet… and Thunder Cats!
Ahh those were the days.
Going Live was so civilised, then Live and Kicking came along with the music and the bright lights and seducing us all with John Barrowman’s embryonic gay agenda. SMTV didn’t stand a chance.
They just progressivly got worse! Going Live was better than Live and Kicking!
John Barrowman was on L&K?
Oh, yes. With his lovely 90′s hair.
Conjunction Junction!
What’s your function?
ladyrazzle: “I miss the wholesome days of my childhood. When Saturday morning entertainment was delivered by a slightly motheaten, squeaking rodent.
”
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Reminds me of my childhood, that was until we got a TV.
Those were the days.
GORDON FREEMAN FOR PRESIDENT!
s/PRESIDENT/PRIME MINISTER
I submitted this too, fail on a larger scale! dagnammit!
he’s puttin it in the poopa!
3p1c f417
BOHICA, Ensign! Incoming!
May God bless Her, and All that sail in Her.
Bless you
I BLESS YOU
Ow! not so hard!
Head for Portsmouth for mouth ports for head.
Complicated, logical and perfect.
*Salutes*
*stands up with attention*
*arched eyebrow of arousal*
*contemplating naval gaze*
Sadly Portsmouth isn’t that fun. In fact, it’s hellishly dull.
Harry Redknapp brightens it up a bit.
Well his red face does anyway
I have a house not far from there… and Loz is correct, South Hampton is not so far, more going on there.
guess you’re not gay enough to enjoy portsmouth, if the billboard is anything to go by
Oh I’m gay enough… just not male enough I guess.
I like Loz because shes always happy
History is soooooo…..close….Ngggh!
Er, hasn’t this one been posted before?
Yes, everything has been done before. Nothing is new.
Well I first saw this on El Reg… then I guess it had to be voted for… so you might have seen it a few times
This one has some history.
Can’t you smell it?
No, you’re getting confused with The Simpsons
I’m sure many will enjoy the experience.
… especially when they release the seaman.
Ha! Win!
obviously these are typical Brits.
Furthermore, the one being bęnd óver is a woman. Typical Brits…
To Bad it’s not Keeley
Hehe love this one. =D
I bet you do
Well it does says it’s a dockyard, so it kind of make sense for their to be some docking occuring.
In Soviet UK, cannon “balls” fire YOU.
“You’re not ramming it in quickly enough, sailor! Faster! Harder!”
“It’s already all the way in, sir!”
“Steady on your knees, lad! Fire!!!”
*explosion*
Smoke-ring WIN!!!
*lol* Too true, good sir.
Those sailors, eh?
Any port in a storm, or so they say!
*storms*
Over here, pob, I have a port!
Oh good, because I’ve been needing to dock and unload some cargo.
My seamen often make a mess of things, though.
Don’t worry, I’ll lick them into shape.
Good, they could use a good tongue-lashing.
*masturbates*…hey,what did you expect?;)
for once, this made me laugh
*wali konia*
I don’t see this as a fail. That’s what happens in the Navy.
Historical homoerotic navy adventure win.
That would be a documentary.
“Dockumentary”.
Something tells me that the fellow shown standing is a Rear Admiral. I think it can be discerned from his distinctive dress.
Boom Tish!
No, the guy standing is a Top. You can tell by his alpha stance and refusal to look to perform a reach around
[States a witty comment involving the term "poop deck"]
i think the guy on back needs to pay more attention
no. thats him looking for the billboard brand
well he’s looking the wrong way and should still pay attention, love dont come cheap on the seas
Admirals wear dresses?
No, just one dress.
Their dress uniform, right?
in the navy…
u get reemed
Is that an enlisted soldier getting screwed by an officer? At least someone is telling it like it is.
He’s a SAILOR! [context fail]
or one might say seaman
Why is that I suddenly started humming “In the Navy” by the Village People?
Because you’re a macho, macho man?
I wanna be one too
Young man, there’s no need to be unhappy.
Oh Sir! On the Poop Deck Sir, Bent over a mighty weapon Sir, Suits You Sir!
Oohhh!
Hehe.
Do you like it Sir? Is that What you want Sir? Are your Balls heavy Sir? Ready to Fire Sir? Ohhhh Sir! Suits YOU!!
I need more excersize perhaps I should go to “the YMCA” and swim some laps in my speedo?
That will get you lots of….. exercise.
Hellooo, Sailor!!!
Action Stations
WHAT!
WHO!
where!!
WHEN!
How Much!?!?
Ernstwhile!
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…!!
super win
They misspelled TIGHTEN.
no. thats the brand for the billboard
You’re kidding, right? RIGHT?
I’m pretty sure he was taking the piss
*fervently hopes so*
Nah it was definitely put up by Titan.
Titan – Bringing you the biggest exposure.
*feels exposed*
*wraps Avis in a blanket*
*guides back to the padded cell*
*runs away*
Oh shit, I’m gonna lose my job for this.
Don’t worry – I’m sure POB would love you to be a kept Woman
Oooh, goody! The loonies are out. I’ll fit right in!
*cops a feel*
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*Feels Guilty*
Sure you do. Riiiiiiiiight.
Yes I do… now you must punish me.
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Damn was there a line there somewhere?
*sees the line…. and steps over it*
Spankings will be administered.
Oo!
*hunkers down to watch*
Ohh matron!
*readies the shellacked halibut*
But but surely I deserve the paddle Misstress…
Bah and time for me to go home too.
*pouts*
Don’t worry, I’m sure someone else will say something halibut-worthy soon!
*feels a cop*
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*gets arrested*
I’ll bail you out.
Cops wear uniforms… *sigh*.
*dons Constable’s hat*
Alright, missy, you’re going to have to come with me.
Oh officer… please don’t punish me, I didn’t mean to. Oh no, not the handcuffs… *pretends to struggle*
*sees that a bail out is not needed*
*steps away*
If you don’t stop resisting arrest, I’m going to have to use my baton.
Ahh so there wasn’t a line I just wandered over… awesome ;o)
There was…but we were all just waiting for you on the other side.
*continues to resist* Teehee.
It was drawn in the sand.
*whips out baton* I’m serious, if you don’t start behaving I’m going to have to use this.
*gasps* Are batons allowed to be that big? That looks like it would go all the way from Q to P! (Should I be minding my Ps and Qs?)
*hopes Loz doesn’t use a blackberry*
Definitely not. Those things are crap and… unsatisfying.
You should mind them, unless you want this thrust against your body. I should inform you that I am authorized to apply the amount of pressure I deem necessary.
So long as you dont leave any bruising!
(I have something in my pocket that is the anti-Blackberry then.)
Oh, I’m well trained in the use of my baton. I know how to get the desired results.
Looks like the prisoner has been subdued.
*puts away baton*
Sorry, blue…looks like you were left here to play with your baton all by yourself…
I saw a shiny and got distracted
that’s all right. He needed some baton practice anyway, or so I heard.
*rofl*
Hey, you better not be mocking my Eduardo
Sorry, Loz. I hope you’ll forgive my rude, yet funny, comment.
It’s ok, I forgive. But you’ll have to answer to his baton when he wakes up…
I think his baton can stand up for itself.
Most of them can. Unless they have issues.
Yeah…those are sad, saaaaaaaaaaad issues, too.
As long as I don’t have to answer it in the way above. ^^
yikes.
You have to just say, “it happens to all batons, don’t worry about it…”
Well it doesn’t happen to pob’s, I can assure you!
Nothing wrong with historic dockyards, I’m just more into her stoic backyard … but that’s her story and tail from another place and fail and I’m sticking to it.
i may, or may not be, but i know one thing, i just used a hell of a lot of comers, for one sentence
Comers? Is that meant to be some sort of pun?
Titan is an all-male pron company. So I guess the billboard is just an ad for their new movie.
Surely it refers to the protection used?
I think cannon boy is fairly close…
And…. yep, he’s there.
The Navy:
“It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill
They already did, in that billboard.
So which one is the coxswain?
Yup just bend em over the canon and we’re away.
Bend ‘em over, Pachelbel!
Is it weird I live pretty close to this fail ad….
So, close enough to get the impact of david’s comment below?
Why would that be weird?
All hands on…deck?
I’m slightly aroused that you know this.
Kate is a 450 pound incarcerated male with his pants around his ankles.
<3 internet
So…. you’re his cell-mate?
Ordinarily a man in uniform would turn me on. This, not so much.
I think I’m rather taken with the blondie.
He sort of resembles Matt Damon, no?
I think Blondie there is already taken.
Being taken indeed.
*snork*
Is the roflcopter not going SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI today?
Don’t frown!
*extends arms and starts spinning around* Soy soy soy soy soy soy!
*dizzy*
*falls over*
Aww! You’re too cute. *reaches out hand*
It is going gaygaygaygaygay.
Its rotor snagged a telephone wire. It’ll be in the hangar for quite some time…
403-971-3068
call me =D
i got food
Too bad this wasn’t posted on Talk like a pirate day
Yarr, the poop deck be getting hammered.
teehee…
… and Action Stations to explore the ‘Rose.
From the look on the sailors face, the Captain has one of those slide fails in his pants.
pmsl i can never look at this in the same way when i go past it :’)
Rum and the Lash could not be reached for comment.
here are a few quick TMI notices from the dockyard’s website:
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… and as for that merry rose …
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I’m extremely confused about why anyone would want to smell history.
That’s all well and good, but I don’t really need to SEE the raising, seminal event on a billboard!
“Now on to the exhibit of the Marquis de Lafayette’s body odor, ladies and gentlemen…”
hahaha… too much of that wine in the barrel?
said that already…see above
Yarrrrr!
Swap the Poopdeck!!!!!
….”Swap?”
I’ll sniff yours if you sniff mine! (It is history, after all. Scratch ‘n’ sniff.).
“Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.”
- Attributed to Winston Churchill. He denied saying it, but reportedly wished he’d thought of it at the time.
Looks like the young man is already “there.”
Hmm, I’ve been there before to see the Mary Rose.
Didn’t get buttF***ed tho.
*cough*
drats!
Hmph.
I left you a compliment on the now-closed truck thread, Loz. Well…a compliment to Irish Cheddar cheese, anyway!
Oh, I agree! Any specific brand? My favorite is from Coleraine.
OOh, I don’t know that one! I’ve been buying Dubliner.
I haven’t heard of that one. I’ll keep an eye out for it! I doubt Coleraine export to America, but it’s fantastic stuff.
I’m a big cheese fan, as long as it doesn’t have mould.
There are some bleu cheese I like, but not the really strong ones.
The extra, extra, ultra-aged sharp white cheddars are my absolute favorites, though!
Rivet Fail is still open too.
Darn this game… Get your comments in before it’s too late? How am I supposed to have a proper conversation with anyone?
A proper conversation? On failblog? I SUPPOSE it’s possible.
I KNOW! I mean…how can we get a good flirt going when they keep closing the threads?
Erm…I didn’t mean with you, Avis.
*snert!*
And I can’t even get any posts in until at least 3:30… eastern time, that is…
Same here. Damn…this whole “having a job and a life” thing really cuts into my Failblog time!
So does my whole “being seventeen and wanting to get a high school diploma and then go off to a small college and study history” thing…
Forget going to college, just go to Portsmouth!
No, see, I’m straight, so…
Ooh, history. Good choice. My mum is an historian.
*waits for the inevitable mum jokes*
Now I see why your mum had you, because you’ve definitely changed my history.
*blink*
Goodness. That is extraordinarily sweet.
*smooch!*
*smooches back* Not as sweet as you!
Damn. Apparently I was just one of the first in a long line of people to flirt with Dragon. Does this mean that, secretly, deep down inside, we’d all like to get it on with a dragon?
Well they do have a university!
Ah, how sweet the world would be if we did not need to work; if all we needed to do were to check the failblog.
“I want to sit around with you and watch the world fail away…”
No kidding. It’s like we’re pursuing each other in different worlds, at different times, on different fails…
And yet…here we are. Together at last. We’ve struggled so long and so hard to find each other…and now, in this moment…when our comments meet…it’s as if…as if….
It’s as if this fail, this fail right here, was made for us.
*bats eyelashes and sighs dreamily*
*leaves due to feeling superfluous*
“Superfluous”. What a wonderful word. That and “impromptu”.
[in an impromptu manoeuver, Dragon boots the superfluous Rogue out of her romantic encounter.]
:p
Ah… now, where were we?
You guys are sickening.
That is the pot calling the kettle black.
Racist cookware… now I’ve seen everything.
Hey, pob and I only f’uck! It’s purely animalistic sex.
None of this lovey dovey nonsense
Well, some of us actually enjoy the pursuit of perfection.
*looks around for perfection*
You won’t find it here, only perFAILtion!
You can only pursue perfection if it runs away from you, darlin’.
They should get a room. *evil grin*
*snerk*
*pursues*
Tag! You’re it.
*runs*
*hands toilet paper*
not that kind.
*trots*
*gallops?*
Teehee, poo jokes.
At least we are consistent and regular.
I could go all day!
Am I the turd one to make a poop joke in sequence?
I think we might be a little backed up here.
UP THE BUM!
Another win labelled as a fail. One more failblog fail. Way to miss the point, folks.
Oh, I think this guy is getting the point…
Teehee. You made me smile.
One more troll… as if we needed any more…
A screen from Disney’s Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean.
Finally, they kill off Keira Knightley.
(Birds won’t nest below this level)
The buttsecks will stop when morale improves.
Um…I don’t get it.
suprise Buttsecks!
Well, they are British sailors after all…
I come from Portsmouth and I see that bilboard many times.
I come from Portsmouth and I see that many times
Only in Portsmouth…..
i live in gosport (next to portsmouth) and seen this every time i get on the shitty ferry to portsmouth. i never saw the sign in that light before but now i see it lol
330th comment!… Im a little late for first
did he die?
this is so stupid.
rockhard adventure
