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/me encourages the nesting
:nesturbates:
:further nestubating:
More like background music fail
/nest
this is too disgusting to be a mistake.
and by the way, pooping humans out of your pee hole is a very natural
thing you should know.
Nicolas Hartsoeker called from 1694. He wants his theory back.
Plagiarist.
Too bad the telephone only exists since the 19th century, you fail at burning me
and btw, 1989 called, they want their joke back
Btw, 2008 called, we want to remind you that nobody uses that joke anymore.
And Failblog called, it wanted me to give you a slap in the face for using “btw”.
*slaps Uli with a herring*
The herring fell apart. Try the shellacked halibut.
No, I went down to the ocean and caught a herring. I’m off now to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.
Oh. Well, good luck with that.
What? You want a shrubbery instead?
Not particularly. I have a ficus tree already. It’s not much bigger than a shrubbery.
Monty Python fail
Fine, let’s see you come up with a decent, relevant Monty Python reference.
And Shadow hands rob the first place trophy for Twit of the year!
*places trophy on coffin*
But I didn’t even get to take the bra off the debutante!
Shhh, you’ll wake the neighbors!
And Oliver has run himself over!
:nesturbates till win:
*is speechless*
Remove the ball gag and tell request that master give you a minute.
tellYou don’t know me very well…do you?
does anybody? *points at the sad lonely people sitting in front of their computer at work reading this while not doing the jobs they’re paid to do*
*is not at work*
If one would bother to read the comments, especially one who’s been here as long as Khaaaaaan has, one would realize the folly of suggesting Dragon has a master.
This whole chain was either a “telling the joke” or “getting the joke” FAIL.
I vote “telling”.
Me too.
I vote “tell request”.
I vote our safety word is “banana”
^ smoothie
How about “Ow ow ow stop it please you’re hurting me please take that animal out of me I can’t handle the pain”.
?
how about “ow ow ow stop it please you’re hurting me take those kids out of my penis”?
Yes! That’s my new safety word.
Seems like that would take too long to say.
That’s why I abbrieviate it to “banana”
lol
Damn. You know me so well.
/me closes FailBlog and goes back to work..::masturbating::
uh….where do u work..?
/me looks over cubicle and sees Kerfuffle Monger in next cubicle, dials HR manager, goes straight to voicemail since HR manager is actually Kerfuffle Monger.
suits me.
Is this the real life,
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in an I-don’t-know-what-you-call-it slide –
No escape from surreality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeee…
A GREAT BIG PENIS SLIDE.
Gawd…how much would Freddie Mercury have LOVED that?
Cuz its easy cum, easy go…
Little high, little low.
Anyway the wind blows,
Doesn’t really matter to me
To me!
lol
I wish I could bust size life kids out of my penis
You wish for a bust size life?
If you’re trying to grow a pair — you’re doing it wrong.
You must be a masochist.
That would be unnecessarily painful.
Giving penis birth FTL
women can, and they don’t enjoy it.
it’s called giving birth
best. win. ever.
women give birth from there penises?
/checks biology textbook
their*
I realised my error.
/checks grammar textbook
Did you find out where babies come from?
The stork brings them! Don’t ruin it for me otherwise my mother has a lot to answer for.
DONT WORRY ONE DAY YOU WILL BUT IT TAKES MAD SKIZZILS MY FRIEND MAD SKIZZILS, AND BY THAT TIME YOU HAVE TO HAVE A DICK WIZARD THAT SHOOTS STARS FROM UR HEAD SO U HAVE LOTS OF TRAINING TO DO
OMG! They just kept coming and coming and coming!
It just kept coming and coming and coming!
That’s what she said?
That’s what she said!
I tried to come up with another one, but there’s just too much material to work with!!!
“Mumma”
“Just… a man”
“Put a… against his head”
“Pull my… now he’s dead”
And so on and so forth…
ill escape from reality
Well, the good news is that it’s not horribly anatomically incorrect. Children do, after all, start out that way…
Life begins when a man pees inside a woman!
-Eric Cartman
We had an inflatable, portable planetarium visit our school. The exit to the planetarium looked similar, though it’s placement made it look like a giant vulva. The other teacher and I cracked each other up (holding open the giant vulva so the students could exit without tripping) whispering to each other “It’s a boy! It’s a boy! It’s a girl! It’s a boy!……..” as the kids popped out.
Are you a teacher?
Cause you used the wrong “its”….
rofl
I’m just glad she abbreviated her username from “ow ow ow stop it please you’re hurting me take those kids out of my penis phone”.
Actually, that was the right “its”
It’s = It is
Its = possesive
Look it up.
“though it’s placement”…
“though it is placement” … uh, no.
You were looking at all the other it’s….
Caught in a c0ckslide?
I lol’d so hard I nearly shot ice cream through my nose.
I lol’d so hard I shot children out my penis.
Is that what they’re calling it now?
Every one is sacred…
Is way beyond speechless…OMFG!
I’m Captain Weiner and I approve of this slide!
Captain Wiener, doesn’t it bother you that you can’t spell your own name?
I’ve often wondered that.
It’s just emo-phonics — after all, not everybody whines about spelling like some people I could carat to.
Haha, he is definitely Captain Whiner!
^ definitely deserves a carat!
“….I’m already crying.”
He may be a Captain of Weiner, Arkansas, but I don’t think so. I live here. I’d know.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=weiner,+AR&ie=UTF8&ll=35.619698,-90.900021&spn=0.033142,0.060425&z=14&iwloc=addr
crap I was beat!
*masterbates*?
kekekek
pedophile design win!
Seriously. How do you not notice that the slide you’ve designed looks EXACTLY like a giant penis?!
This is almost as bad as the Pikachu moonwalk picture.
I think it was originally designed to look like a caterpillar, but you have to wonder how NO ONE where it was developed or built didn’t catch what ELSE it looked like (or maybe some one did and just thought it would be HILARIOUS so they kept it to themselves).
I can’t wait until mine grows into a butterfly.
A 12″ butterfly?! That’d be terrifying!
More like 172.7 cm when most tastefully displayed … but that’s a long, romantic story.
Don’t forget to go get your pap(illion) test.
More like a Buttor-fleoge test … but that’s an Old English romaunt tail.
I can’t believe it’s not buterflēoge!
Does your butterfly stretch from A to Z?
Fīfalde. No, much, much farther than that.
(illon*)
LOL
1.727 meters… golly
more like 172.7 mm
CENTIMETERS RETARD
golly, little willy,
,
more like you have no clue who, what or where we’re talking about
.
yours in truly you’re never gonna get it land
~ fuzz
172.7 cm = 1.727 meters
pretty sure that was a joke
yep, of the inside variety
Reminds me of the old Disney’s Little Mermaid release art. One of the spires on the underwater castle was made in the spitting (pun intended) image of a penis by an illustrator. No one caught it until too late and millions of movie posters and VHS covers were printed with the giant golden penis. My band teacher had one of the posters. (best image I can find now, since they’ve fixed the error) http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Images/DSprick.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Mermaid.html&h=249&w=121&sz=9&hl=en&start=5&um=1&usg=__oxmzpTJE3ybObGDiZz0zvRkgWvs=&tbnid=0zaIShDLaJYiIM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=54&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddisney%2Blittle%2Bmermaid%2Bpenis%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
You know, the music just makes this a bigger fail. Very, very frightening indeed!
I think an armpit version of Bohemian Rhapsody would have fit better than this lip/kazoo/fart version.
I want this version! Does anybody know where to find it???
(guess its a good taste fail, but…)
It’s failblog… when has good taste actually bothered anyone?
I’ve seen good taste bother quite a few people here, actually…
Good taste leaves a bad taste in failblog’s mouth.
*sigh* antonym fail. I meant when has bad taste bothered anyone.
But the way you said it originally was funnier!
More funny, not funnier. But since I like you, there’s no slap in the face with a herring.
Funny; funnier; funniest. These are perfectly legitimate words.
Give me that herring!
Really? Damn, inflection credibility fail.
*hands over herring to Dragon*
I’ve had a lousy day. This should make it more happy.
I would turn and run if I were you.
No, I won’t run. I will simply curl up into fetal position like the real men do.
I don’t think that will save you.
Theng-kew.
*grabs herring*
*tosses the herring, because Avis’s shellacked halibut is
clearly the superior tool*
*goes for the windup…*
*SMACKITY-smack!*
I have a bukkit o’ pudding handy, if you’d care to partake as well.
I DID warn him.
*shakes head sadly*
*grins nonetheless*
*dunks head in pudding*
*crys softly*
cries*
Yowch. Insult to injury.
You have brought this upon yourself, my friend. But don’t worry…now we can have popcorn!
As if he wasn’t smiling the whole time.
And for the record, I give pretty good advice. Usually.
Well, of course I was smiling. It was free pudding!
And speaking of which… popcorn right after pudding? I can feel my arteries clogging even as I type.
*whips up a batch of fries with truffled aioli*
THESE will clog your arteries. But you will like it.
*deep fries oreos and adds vanilla ice cream*
Did someone say clogged arteries?
Yeah, you’re thinking of fun… it’s fun, more fun, most fun. Funnier is correct.
Actually the artist is a “manualist,” he is making the “music” with just his hands… my mother was part of an amateur orchestra for geriatrics when I was young, and the only redeeming part of the show was the manualist.
Um, wait, did you just write “amateur orchestra for geriatrics” or am I dreaming? That gave me what may be the funniest mental image EVER.
“That gave me what may be the funniest mental image EVER.”
If this is so Amber, please do share with us of your vision, so that we partake in it’s funniness as well.
This is redeeming?
Aren’t they a little old to be coming out of there?
my vote for the funniest comment! suttle and to the point! not to put too fine a point on it
“Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet”…
Make a little birdhouse in your soul…
For some reason that song is always playing at the pub when I get wickedly pissed. It’s my drunken anthem.
“while you’re at it, keep a little light on…” Me, too.
lol … somebody’s got a cap on, decorated with a backwards “b”
suttle!
is this cap “to the point” as well?
“I’ve got a secret to tell…”
… Suttle. Sure. Ok. :L
nowadays babies grow incredibly fast…
Taltos. By Anne Rice.
So that’s where children come from.
touche
Best. Caption. Evar.
so that’s where babies come from….
touched
douche
Good to see you getting in touche with your feminine side.
feminine?
huh, i just remembered something… maybe thats the dildo for the giant pikacho we saw in a previous fail.
lawl full of fail flails all awfully
i dont like you!
I’m sure it’s mutual.
I sense an apostrophic loss.
Here…let me help.
He dont’t like you.
…Better?
Now I just need a drink and drive.
Fail.
Yesterday was the bestest day when you were gone.
*pours dilly a drinkie*
*clicks glass*
Actually, I was gone for three days. But don’t worry, it was a fluke. I’m not going anywhere. Feel free to wrap your car around a telephone poll in the meantime.
*haz a sad* Damn, he’s back.
And here I was hoping you had done that.
So let me get this straight…
Talons is like a troll that’s too soft and lovable inside to hate?
Nope, it’s not too soft or anything to hate. Wrapping around a telephone pole would be a gift.
*hugs Avis in commiseration*
*hugs Dragon back*
*asks Dragon to blast “it” with flame when “it” rears “it’s” ugly head.*
Well, he said telephone poll, so maybe he’ll call everyone to decide if we all want him to fuck off or not. Which, I, for one, do.
Shouldn’t have used my dirty mouth in my post but he deserves it. it will show up shortly, I hope.
Well…I’m well fueled. I’ve been drinking hot toddies all night.
Care to join me??
*hic!*
Does the invitation come with complimentary flame retardant suit?
Ooop! I didn’t see you there.
*makes one for dilly and her dirty mouth*
Cheers, sistahs.
Nah, she’s a skilled Dragon, she has very good control over her flame. As long as she likes you, she won’t kill you.
Noooooo! I don’t flame friends!
*looks guiltily at Rogue*
Not on purpose, anyway.
Ummmm… may I have a drink too please? Please? I promise that I will fly above the flames when the time comes.
I have to say, Dragon is the only flamer I’ve ever liked.
Cheers… I even brought a thread warming present… a portable fire extinguisher.
Hee…the original invitation was for you, Avis.
*hands Avis a toddy*
*hugs Shadow*
I know, I’m sorry to have interrupted your invitation Dragon. It was very rude and inconsiderate of me. I shall hang my head in shame and offer a bottle of scotch as apology.
Yowch! I love your hugs, but them claws is sharp!
*hands Dan a toddy, too*
*breaks open the Scotch*
*takes a swig and passes the bottle*
Shadow, you are asking for another round with the halibut, bud. I don’t hurt my friends.
*downs toddy*
I think It’s gonna take more than that. If I’m gona have to deal with yet another incarnation of “it”, I’m sooooo gonna need more.
Thanks Dragon, your hospitality as second to none.
*tilts his head politely and offers glass to clink*
*gives Avis the Scotch*
There ya go, darlin’. Drink up.
*clinks Dan’s glass with a nod and a smile*
*drinks*
*drinks* Nice toddy.
After you down your toddy, you should don a teddy.
Mmmm, know the original invitation wasn’t for me, but I’d love some…am I late?
Why, thank you…
…OOohh. You said toddy. Um…nemmind.
Your teddy is very nice too I’m sure.
A dragon in a teddy…
You only need worry if it’s genuine leather.
Nothing but silk and satin tonight, sweet stuff.
.
.
.
Okay, I may have had one too many toddies.
I think you may have too… you forgot the lace.
A dragon with a toddy, in a teddy, getting toasty.
Hail Satin!
Hmmm. It might be late.
It’s satin that feels slinky against silky soft skin.
silk. . .satin. . . .toddies. . . tittiez? Oh mah gawd Ima have so much fun masturbating to your little nest of fail. And I thought we were going to play nice. Now for my speshul flame “retard”ant suit.
Oh yeah.
You bet!
No lace, though…it too often feels rough or coarse under
sensuously seeking fingers.
So if this is a nest of fail are you like the mother bird feeding the fledgling fails fresh fodder to focus upon?
This fail actually fails to be funny. Why the full minute and forty-three seconds with crappy music when a twenty second clip would do just fine?
why do you care?, either you laughed or you didn’t, keep it moving
Wolfram could be a Schrödinger laughter.
Saw this on youtube. Wondered why it was posted at all if a short video will do.
You really aren’t required to watch the whole thing. There is a pause button for a reason.
I was dubious from the screenshot before I’d even clicked ‘play’.
For that you are considered most wise.
Plus I got a little nauseated by the crappy video quality…
I’m nauseated that you are complaining about the quality of a video of a gigantic penis slide.
I prefer my gigantic penis slides to be in focus, theng-kew-veddy-much! :p
Agreed!! The videographer running around was sickening, and the music was pitiful. 20 seconds and silence would have been just as fail-tastic
I was impressed (or was it staggered?) by the armpit section in the orchestra.
EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
HA! If only kids were born this way in real life! ROFL!
Oh, you KNOW that if kids were actually born this way, the human race would die out within a generation.
?_?
No…not funny, more painfull than real life
=D
that would destroy ones glans, specially if using an A-Z-penis (QWERTY-layout)
It wouldn’t matter what type of layout it was.
it’s all about the technics
technics? as in pyro for pornos?
Oh for f’s sake! post the damn comment! Here, love:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SL-1200
scratch that ^^
Love it, learn it, do it, it’s HOT.
… Technologic.
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger…
Isn’t that a song…
IS IT???
Are you serious, Dan? Please god tell me you’re not serious…
Something that size would lay me out, fo sho.
♪ Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big grass bed. ♪
thought it was a brass bed…
although the grass bed makes for some interesting possibilities…
Such as the one in the fail, way up there? ^^^
Kinda gives new meaning to “snake in the grass”, now doesn’t it?
And you’re the best thing that he’s ever seen.
At least >>I<< got your failblog reference. ; ;
I don’t know what that means about you, and I certainly don’t know what it means about Me.
Science would come up with a foolproof birth control method with no side effects overnight, and a whole lot of male conservatives would suddenly turn pro-choice.
OMG, that’s no slide, it’s the world’s largest hermaphrodite! And it’s reproducing!
*is also speechless*
except for the uncontrollable laughing
That is just wrong. So very, very wrong. Who designs these things?
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e, i suspect.
You might be on to something there.
I’m sure mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e doesn’t design them, just enjoys them.
Lets just say, probably not lesbians…
probably not lesbians.
Well done.
maybe not lesbians… ok probably not
Yeah but who would allow their kids to play there?
Someone did, and that is mildly disturbing.
Probably not lesbians.
wow. That is so many levels of wrong. Well not really just one I guess, but still, very very wrong.
for all your inflatable phallic needs!
http://www.inflatablesinternational.com/tunnels2.html
Thank you, echo! At least now we know that it’s supposed to be a train (#8), or, more precisely, the caboose.
Train FAIL!
Okay…I’ve taken anatomy classes, and I’m pretty sure that’s not the caboose.
I think it’s Thomas the Tank Engine’s Splatter.
I totally want my kids to come out a dragon’s butt!!!
I know, right? I was hoping you wouldn’t see that ^^
I was hoping you died in a fire. Did you want to play nice? Or are you going to make all of Talonsofpeace velly velly pissed off?
You used to be such a nice kid.
I blame society.
It must be all those violent video games.
Now I want to go watch Repo Man! Score, Shadow!
We are nice people. We don’t take fail seriously. Why should you? Too emo? Too much time on your hands?
*masturbates*
Good grief. That is a most unpleasant thought.
Someone paid $6,750.00 for that??
#09 is the special “tickler” version…
Who ever designed this slide was a real dickhead.
anyone else notice that slide looks a lot like a penis?
I think that’s why it’s on FailBlog, Einstein…
When it matters least, count on Mutt for a mattering mabob of mega-irony-deficiency.
Ok, but who exactly is Mutt?
The puppy brain who’s muttering up there^^ lost without a clue. Do I need to draw you a matt?
Lol you’re right it kinda does…
remember the part where she slipped and fell on her butt.
she’s probably just thankful she didn’t slip and fall her butt onto this phallantasmagorical monstrosity.
what was that? that weevil’s boring into my ear again.
…and now there’s a crack in it!
Is this a threat?!
It’s a demand, from what I remember!
I like the way this is going…
Is that a threat?!
Statement of opinion mostly.
this could also be “Camcorder Usage FAIL”
I LOVE looking at the ground in a shaky video recording!
So did you notice the penis-like slide?
oh my – a penis-like slide you say?
the word ‘also’ is used when more than one thing may apply.
*also* I found that the slide looks much like your face
*giggle*
Please, please, please go back on the medication.
Egads. Watching those kids come out of that….THING made me wince with much pain.
…you actually typed the word “Egads”… You Fail even more than a C0ck-Slide.
Um…so did you, genius.
Gadzooks! He did.
Great googly moogly!
Eyikes … and wtf.
Odds my bodkins! My very thought.
Pedobear approved!
Only if there were SIX THOUSAND of those slides
I’ve heard sea-men come out, but I didn’t know it was like that…
They didn’t look like sailors to me!
You’re thinking of giant seahorses.
FINE I’LL DO IT. Now I’m thinking of XXL Trojans.
Is this the slide in Neverland?
Win!
actually, it’s in Romania
Understanding the joke fail.
We can poke fun all we want but let’s face it, that thing is having a longer orgasm than any of us men can achieve. It’s got nothing on me as far as size, but it just kept on pumping those kids out.
it’s surprisingly soft, though, considering…
Oh. My. God. Just – WOW.
Seeing a penis for the first time in your life WIN!
A profound metaphor…
Well at least they designed the slide based on a penis that didn’t have an erection…
Well at least it’s longer than the A-Z distance:P
who wouldn’t wanna see a shaky camcorder vid of kids getting launched up. pardickularly if they land in part B. http://failblog.org/2008/07/09/bounce-house-fail/#comments
“And that, son, is how you were born.”
sexual educaton FAIL.
Oh man, that is obscene.
All thats missing is a giant hand…
And a tissue.
camera is shaking..
mastrubating?
It wasn’t me.
I think it is looking for that elephant slide.
or the puppy slide, (see bounce house fail)
I wonder how the f*ck the designer didn’t see his failure until it was built. Unless he/she didn’t see a penis in his/her life, which is even bigger fail.
Poor kids.
What if the designer was a girl? XP
and I thought passing a kidney stone was bad…
hah! And the little buggers probably don’t even trim their nails.
This slide sponsored by Enzyte.
That explains the green spots.
holy crap that’s messed up D:
Oh come on, it’s not like all these kids didn’t already do this once in their lives before.
Well, half of them, anyway.
Well, yeah. We are all exspurts after all.
Dude…I know we have our differences, but…
*SNORK!*
We’re also all eggspurts. Well, half of us, anyway.
What are the other half?
Our second set of chromosomes.
Oh, I thought you meant half of people. Not half of a person.
Hee…I thought the same thing.
Great minds think alike, but can’t keep up with greater minds.
I was also thinking the same thing. So if your great minds think alike, what the heck am I doing thinking what you are?
Don’t worry about it. Just because we disagreed on one topic of discussion doesn’t mean I have anything against you.
You wish you had something against her
(Immature, I know, I couldn’t resist.)
Reminds me of a pick-up line:
If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
That one goes back awhile. Groucho Marx used to use it — cigar in hand and bushy eyebrows raised — in the form, ‘If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?’
.
A country music duo, the Bellamy Brothers, had a C&W hit song that used that line, too.
“80% of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe”
If you were a booger, baby, I’d pick you first!
Um, thanks?
“I just read a perfectly witty comment. But Southie’s wasn’t it.”
mmmmmmm. thanks.
Sarcasm, friends. Sarcasm.
Grouchies, friend, grouchies!
Oscar’s here? Where?
*marx the spot*
You may never be born again, but you can be ejaculated over, and over, and over.
More like; Slide designer WIN!
Well, at least its not a water slide.
OH MY GOD IT’S PEEING CHILDREN
Obviously designed by a woman. Who has never seen a man. Who has never seen a *green man*. A *giant green man*.
No, no, hang on. I should have made a reference to Zardoz. You know, that sci-fi film with the giant floating head. “The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, that creates new life!”, etc. It had Sean Connery in it. Sean Connery!
Holy crap, I wasn’t aware anyone else had ever witnessed that monstrosity… My husband loves it. And I, being bored and easily amused, watched it with him. Twice. Which makes me question why I love him…
The John Williams soundtrack topped it off perfectly
Umm…FAIL…that was def. not John Williams…
that was Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Umm… FAIL… that was sarcasm.
Was that was Freddie Mercury sounded like when he had gas?
I was guessing that when Freddy Mercury had gas it probably sounded like wind through pine trees……
You’ve REALLY GOTTA LOVE QUEEN!!! *_*
I’ll have reached the pinnacle of my life if I ever manage to play the Bohemiam Rhapsody on my electronic piano— flawlessly!
I was listening to a huge host of versions of Bohemian Rhapsody like 2-3 weeks ago. It’s like an omen of something related going to come, and it did! *shocked*
I can play the guitar solo
Doubt I could do the piano part though!
<3
I’ll play drums. Can anyone sing?
Yep. But I hate Queen, so I’ll bow out.
Queen sucks!
looks like a very sick penis or a very red ass… either way it’s sick and red!
Yeah, I wouldn’t let that thing within a mile of my nice, healthy flower.
It looks like a penis!
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
I think your caps lock is stuck?
Is this anti-abortion propaganda?
New and really young creatures come out from a penis. What’s wrong with that?
Sporn slide?
This video is a real humdinger.
there was a series in britain called phoenix nights.it was a comedy set at a working mans club.on a kids fun day a dodgy salesman got an inflatable which looked like a dick,but he swore that it was `sammy snake`.it was just as wrong as this.
Phoenix Nights was terrible. I never found it funny, ever.
I don’t know, I thought Detective Gumshoe was pretty funny, and all those crazy witnesses…
Oh, Phoenix NIGHTS, not Phoenix Wright. My bad. Yeah, never even heard of Phoenix Nights.
This is at the fair in port Townsend, Washington. My daughter wanted to go on it, and I said NO, while her father and all his friends made bad jokes. The family who owns these called us perverts, but all three of the inflatables looked unmistakably like…..this
OP in the house!
WELCOME TO OUR CARNivAL
I wonder who had the job of blowing that thing up. They had better get a head start with a piece like that.
Two puns in one! Well done for tackling that.
That’s pornograhic.
Kind of blurs the line between recreation and procreation.
That line has always been blurred.
I don’t understand. That slide seems to be functioning perfectly fine.
Queen on a kazoo. Epic music FAIL.
I want one! But I want it a nice natural flesh color with retractable foreskin. Especially when not using it as a tunnel exit, you mounted to so you could spray confetti from the end, or little white oval balloons with really long tails during a parade. Think of the facial expressions.
Did you just say “facial expressions”?
huh huh … think of the facials
facials by fuzz on the concept
How much are they??
LOL …
humor by ronber
Fedor by armbar? No?
Ghouck by retard. I wish he were here…*cries*
Why? Do you need to lower your IQ?
I thought most American penises were circumcised? (Not that I have any experience with them.)
They are (not that I’ve seen most of them), but I prefer it to what you guys (don’t) do :p
Well it’s not offered for free on our health service so that’s probably why very few are. Only the jewish I guess, and there are relatively few of them.
I must say I prefer our way
To each her own…but you’re missing out
Oh no, I’ve experienced both!
I wouldn’t knock it if I hadn’t tried it
Neither would I!
but here’s what you said,”I thought most American penises were circumcised? (Not that I have any experience with them.)”
AHA. More than two countries in world….must remember…
Haha! Yeah, no American penises. But there are a few de-hooded here!
Hoodwinked
The one-eyed snake can wink!
Ask not for whom the one-eyed snake winks; it winks for thee.
And spit children all over your face and in your hair.
I think they were doing the knocking, not you….though I wasn’t there.
who?
’s?
there?
Orange – knock knock…
I’m glad you didn’t say “banana”.
(Dilettante, for one, might have been disappointed.)
KNOCK KNOCK!
Knock yourself out, bud.
You’re meant to say ‘Who’s there’… you’ve ruined the joke just like you ruin everything else.
I ruin everything???
Wow. I had no idea I had such destructive powers!
Wait, no…that joke was dead long before I got to it. Looks to me as if the real joke is alive and well and still posting.
That can’t be true, after all. If she ruined everything, the Internet would be broken.
Well, even Odysseus was confined to the limitations of the mortal realm…
Plus, if she HAD ruined everything, I wouldn’t have so much fun here.
*hug!*
Oh no, then it’d be so much more fun. Failblog could use a touch of anarchy now and then.
Anarchy sucks, you don’t get mail.
I wouldn’t want to be an anarchist. Their rules are too strict.
I am, severely…you just said it.
Lemme try and make it up to you:
*Carrot — knock knock…*
Who’s there?
*sigh* It’s nobody, Arrian. The neighborhood kids are screwing with you again.
Sounds hawt.
It’s nawt.
I remember when “Am I hawt or nawt?” was popular.
Does that site still exist?
Boots?
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh. How’s that book coming?
Book? What book? Let me know when it’s finished, okay, Dragon? My shelves have run dry, and my thirst for something new has not been quenched in over a year. By the by, what’s it about?
You’ve definitely had EKSperience with one, though.
HUPZAH!
WOOT! Guys, i managed to change my icon.
GO ME!
its creepier going backwards
definitely, sounds creepy
(If you didn’t get the reference here, you may not wish to!)
The unexpected side-effects of too much growth hormone
Imagine pulling out and getting that mess on your gf’s face. Little bastards get everywhere, sorry honey…
Is this a preview of Woody Allen’s next movie?
Did you just say “Woody”?
…good to see the spelling police have adopted McDonald’s employment policies.
He’s not one of ours!
Yes. Barbara Streisand is playing the giant penis and the midget that was R2D2 is playing the role of all the children, a la Eddie Murphy.
I am glad it is a circumcised slide.
it might not be.
does anybody else recognise the background music as a cheap rip off of the Beatles?
Played with farts?
Epic fail.
…music knowledge fail.
I’m actually finding myself wondering what Beatles song he thinks it is.
I’m wondering how many times he actually watched it to realise.
Probably one they sang for the queen.
Heh.
well,tbh…indescernable.
But fart music fails.
Nothing can change that.
Bohemian Rhapsody is only one of the most ubiquitously known songs in the Western world. (At a guess).
Obviously, not by some…
Obviously Beelzebub doesn’t have a devil put aside for Krel.
doesn’t hurt too much either that near the end of the video you can actually hear queen singing in the back ground.
Aside from the fact that it looks like a giant penis…. it looks like a really fun slide!
Yes, I can really put that aside and just enjoy the fun of it all.
Slide over and I’ll just put you on a side and show you I can really put that astroglide on and enjoy the fun of it ALL.
OH MY…
(gasman, wherever you are, I owe you, dude)
But wait, where is Paedo-panda – this one is made for him.
Pedobear is off duty today?
The idea of an inflatable, enclosed slide with an opening is made of win. The fact that it looks like a penis is made of fail.
I think I enjoyed the nouveau version of Bohemian Rhapsody more than the fail. The use of those pleasant, aural sounds makes the ear happy
Ok, srsly, wtf was with the music?
Am I the only one who was really really hoping that a kid (or 4) dressed ALL IN WHITE would trickle out of there??
OMFG. I was about to leave that post. o.O weird
This is just SO wrong in SO many ways…
You lie!! List them!!
OMG, what a nice music! *masturbates*
Quickly children! Get out of the giant penis!
Uh… wow
WTF! I sent this FAIL weeks ago and they never posted it.
FU Jon G!
This is BS.
WTF! Your excessive use of acronyms when you could have just as easily spent and extra five seconds spelling out the words is annoying!
FU scraggs!
This is BS!
An*
So, you’re saying you failed at failblogging?
As the poster who *did* manage to get this posted, FU 2!
So you’re saying you failed at failblogging?
As the poster who managed WIN at failblogging, FU 2!
Jon G
Most. Epic. Win. EVAR.
PWNED
Massive Clown Penis WIN
Actually, that would be a loss.
The giant clown lost his penis…
Thats silly. Everyone knows kids come out of Vajayjays.
Ironic. Veeeery ironic.
Getting past 300! Creep-ing toward 400!
soooo close.
Did we make it yet?
I feel it coming.
Do I want to see what the kids are climbing into to get to the top of the slide? I hope I don’t end up the butt of someones joke.
Wow, 433 comments including this one, and this is still not capped.
Wait.
Crashing browsers since 300!
The new firefox crashes after 150.
It’s not just Firefox. I went back to IE (god help me) and it failed as well. I hope that this is ironed out soon. What we have here is a failure to communicate.
My daughter crashes at 9.
She’ll be a wreck at 10 then.
It took me ten tries to get back here after my 8:41 comment. I am now officially beyond cheesed off. When I grumbled to the powers that be after the Anthem fail went down for me yesterday I got “It’s still working for me” in response. I know that they are probably not payed, but still and all. *mutter mutter mutter”
Holy shit, almost crapped myself… So THAT’s where babies come from?
I love Queen… is that the original version?
So THAT’S where kids come from…
Pedobear brand playgrounds
I CALLZ DEM SPERM CHILDREN
i havent read all of the comments yet i have one thing to say
I call it “The Sperm Experiance”
OMG!!!!
Little sperms!
So… anyone notice that on the ground infront of the slide is a big white splatter to make matters worse?
Pedobear seal of approval
OMG.
I went in that slide.
bow chika bow wow
hahahaha uber fail…
Vasectomy!
and that is what a man giving birth looks like children. never have kids boys
i wanna come out of a big dick like that
Is that were children come from?
and that kids, is how babies are born….give or take a vagina swing set
wtf??
Well, it is where the kids come from…
What a ridiculous thing…
The baby maker
Um… So that’s where babies come from?
I actually run one of these, but the back is all a solid red color, so it doesn’t really look like a penis.
Hahaha i actually remembered playing in this when i was younger! It was fun, but wow. So innocent back then, lol!
I was a vender at the fireworks by my house last July 4th, and they had one of these there.
I wanted to go through just because, but then I realized that I just couldn’t.
Even my 9-year-old sister refused to go on this slide.
This is the best thing that I have ever seen.
well you know children were once sperm so this is like the facts of life but different parts of it mixed together
You have got to be shitting me! They can’t legalize Marijuana, but they let people build slides that look like giant penises?
What would be really cool, is if a kid would take a gallon of Milk and just Spill it!
.. So this is how babies really come to the world
wooooooow. that cant be an accident. can you REALLY accidently make a slide like that?
didnt think so.
ouch my penis hurts just thinking about it
It’s a halfway boner! That… would f***ing hurt…
well thats one way to have kids and know they are yours
Instant reproduction win.