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Submitted by Jon G

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  1. boomboom says:

    FIRST

  2. Captain Weiner says:

    I’m Captain Weiner and I approve of this slide!

  3. Paul says:

    crap I was beat!

  4. mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

    pedophile design win!

  5. texansummer says:

    You know, the music just makes this a bigger fail. Very, very frightening indeed!

  6. Brandon says:

    Aren’t they a little old to be coming out of there?

  7. fuzz on the concept says:

    So that’s where children come from.

  8. DanBootleg says:

    so that’s where babies come from….

  9. Wolfram says:

    This fail actually fails to be funny. Why the full minute and forty-three seconds with crappy music when a twenty second clip would do just fine?

  10. Bun says:

    EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

  11. Michele says:

    HA! If only kids were born this way in real life! ROFL!

  12. thepowerofblue says:

    OMG, that’s no slide, it’s the world’s largest hermaphrodite! And it’s reproducing!

  13. GreyArt says:

    *is also speechless*
    except for the uncontrollable laughing

  14. Avis says:

    That is just wrong. So very, very wrong. Who designs these things?

  15. EyeFilth1985 says:

    wow. That is so many levels of wrong. Well not really just one I guess, but still, very very wrong.

  16. Dustin says:

    Who ever designed this slide was a real dickhead.

  17. david says:

    anyone else notice that slide looks a lot like a penis?

  18. Matt says:

    this could also be “Camcorder Usage FAIL”

    I LOVE looking at the ground in a shaky video recording!

  19. graceless says:

    Egads. Watching those kids come out of that….THING made me wince with much pain.

  20. Big Gay AL says:

    Pedobear approved!

  21. sewob says:

    I’ve heard sea-men come out, but I didn’t know it was like that…

  22. Matthew says:

    Is this the slide in Neverland?

  23. Marc says:

    We can poke fun all we want but let’s face it, that thing is having a longer orgasm than any of us men can achieve. It’s got nothing on me as far as size, but it just kept on pumping those kids out.

  24. Mary says:

    Oh. My. God. Just – WOW.

  25. /dev/null says:

    A profound metaphor…

  26. Marc says:

    Well at least they designed the slide based on a penis that didn’t have an erection…

  27. Kerfuffle Monger says:

    “And that, son, is how you were born.”

  28. Cloral says:

    Oh man, that is obscene.

  29. jagenigma says:

    All thats missing is a giant hand…

  30. dusty_hfsnp says:

    camera is shaking..
    mastrubating?

  31. raelalt says:

    I think it is looking for that elephant slide.

  32. orion says:

    I wonder how the f*ck the designer didn’t see his failure until it was built. Unless he/she didn’t see a penis in his/her life, which is even bigger fail.

    Poor kids.

  33. paulius says:

    and I thought passing a kidney stone was bad…

  34. Avis says:

    This slide sponsored by Enzyte.

  35. chenry says:

    holy crap that’s messed up D:

  36. Biff says:

    Oh come on, it’s not like all these kids didn’t already do this once in their lives before.

  37. sbergus says:

    More like; Slide designer WIN!

  38. Cha-Cha says:

    Well, at least its not a water slide.

  39. 55555 says:

    OH MY GOD IT’S PEEING CHILDREN

  40. Obviously designed by a woman. Who has never seen a man. Who has never seen a *green man*. A *giant green man*.

  41. No, no, hang on. I should have made a reference to Zardoz. You know, that sci-fi film with the giant floating head. “The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, that creates new life!”, etc. It had Sean Connery in it. Sean Connery!

    • shaid says:

      Holy crap, I wasn’t aware anyone else had ever witnessed that monstrosity… My husband loves it. And I, being bored and easily amused, watched it with him. Twice. Which makes me question why I love him…

  42. Dakker says:

    The John Williams soundtrack topped it off perfectly

  43. signe says:

    looks like a very sick penis or a very red ass… either way it’s sick and red!

  44. Sex says:

    It looks like a penis!

  45. dottledee says:

    Is this anti-abortion propaganda?

  46. Baris Unver says:

    New and really young creatures come out from a penis. What’s wrong with that?

  47. Pants says:

    Sporn slide?

  48. dummy says:

    This video is a real humdinger.

  49. noodlebug says:

    there was a series in britain called phoenix nights.it was a comedy set at a working mans club.on a kids fun day a dodgy salesman got an inflatable which looked like a dick,but he swore that it was `sammy snake`.it was just as wrong as this.

    • Loz says:

      Phoenix Nights was terrible. I never found it funny, ever.

      • RogueThree says:

        I don’t know, I thought Detective Gumshoe was pretty funny, and all those crazy witnesses…
        Oh, Phoenix NIGHTS, not Phoenix Wright. My bad. Yeah, never even heard of Phoenix Nights.

  50. melissa says:

    This is at the fair in port Townsend, Washington. My daughter wanted to go on it, and I said NO, while her father and all his friends made bad jokes. The family who owns these called us perverts, but all three of the inflatables looked unmistakably like…..this

  51. Marc says:

    WELCOME TO OUR CARNivAL

  52. Marc says:

    I wonder who had the job of blowing that thing up. They had better get a head start with a piece like that.

  53. Boob says:

    That’s pornograhic.

  54. Marc says:

    Kind of blurs the line between recreation and procreation.

  55. DR SARCASMO says:

    I don’t understand. That slide seems to be functioning perfectly fine.

  56. Cookie says:

    Queen on a kazoo. Epic music FAIL.

  57. oh_My_Dog says:

    I want one! But I want it a nice natural flesh color with retractable foreskin. Especially when not using it as a tunnel exit, you mounted to so you could spray confetti from the end, or little white oval balloons with really long tails during a parade. Think of the facial expressions.

  58. Loz says:

    WOOT! Guys, i managed to change my icon.

    GO ME!

  59. toribug says:

    its creepier going backwards

  60. Gollum says:

    The unexpected side-effects of too much growth hormone

  61. Arrian says:

    Imagine pulling out and getting that mess on your gf’s face. Little bastards get everywhere, sorry honey…

  62. nobuddy says:

    Is this a preview of Woody Allen’s next movie?

  63. Pam G says:

    I am glad it is a circumcised slide.

  64. Krel says:

    does anybody else recognise the background music as a cheap rip off of the Beatles?
    Played with farts?
    Epic fail.

  65. Krel says:

    well,tbh…indescernable.
    But fart music fails.
    Nothing can change that.

  66. me says:

    Aside from the fact that it looks like a giant penis…. it looks like a really fun slide!

  67. Ninjaman says:

    But wait, where is Paedo-panda – this one is made for him.

  68. Krel says:

    Pedobear is off duty today?

  69. SKW says:

    The idea of an inflatable, enclosed slide with an opening is made of win. The fact that it looks like a penis is made of fail.

  70. Andrew says:

    I think I enjoyed the nouveau version of Bohemian Rhapsody more than the fail. The use of those pleasant, aural sounds makes the ear happy :-P

    Ok, srsly, wtf was with the music?

  71. tb329 says:

    Am I the only one who was really really hoping that a kid (or 4) dressed ALL IN WHITE would trickle out of there??

  72. Laz says:

    This is just SO wrong in SO many ways…

  73. Пендосы сакс! says:

    OMG, what a nice music! *masturbates*

  74. Jar-jar Binx says:

    Quickly children! Get out of the giant penis!

  75. Lilli says:

    Uh… wow

  76. scraggs says:

    WTF! I sent this FAIL weeks ago and they never posted it.
    FU Jon G!
    This is BS.

  77. Filthy says:

    Massive Clown Penis WIN

  78. QASDF says:

    Thats silly. Everyone knows kids come out of Vajayjays.

  79. kat says:

    Ironic. Veeeery ironic.

  80. silly says:

    Getting past 300! Creep-ing toward 400!

  81. silly says:

    soooo close.

  82. silly says:

    Did we make it yet?
    I feel it coming.

  83. coyote says:

    Do I want to see what the kids are climbing into to get to the top of the slide? I hope I don’t end up the butt of someones joke.

  84. Walter Schellenbier says:

    Wow, 433 comments including this one, and this is still not capped.

  85. Bubba Ganoush says:

    Holy shit, almost crapped myself… So THAT’s where babies come from?

  86. Bubba Ganoush says:

    I love Queen… is that the original version?

  87. har says:

    So THAT’S where kids come from…

  88. a random name says:

    Pedobear brand playgrounds

  89. me says:

    I CALLZ DEM SPERM CHILDREN

  90. Shittingswords says:

    i havent read all of the comments yet i have one thing to say
    I call it “The Sperm Experiance”

  91. LBUGGSGFD says:

    OMG!!!!
    Little sperms!

  92. Serra says:

    So… anyone notice that on the ground infront of the slide is a big white splatter to make matters worse?

  93. o_0 says:

    Pedobear seal of approval

  94. Chiken says:

    OMG.
    I went in that slide.

  95. blarg says:

    bow chika bow wow

  96. kristina says:

    hahahaha uber fail…

  97. DawnOnYou says:

    Vasectomy!

  98. fish says:

    and that is what a man giving birth looks like children. never have kids boys

  99. turtle says:

    i wanna come out of a big dick like that

  100. rolfomgwtf says:

    Is that were children come from?

  101. Bob Ma Lee says:

    and that kids, is how babies are born….give or take a vagina swing set

  102. Lennart says:

    Well, it is where the kids come from… :-)
    What a ridiculous thing…

  103. jingles says:

    The baby maker

  104. Scare says:

    Um… So that’s where babies come from?

  105. jadeskye says:

    I actually run one of these, but the back is all a solid red color, so it doesn’t really look like a penis.

  106. lol says:

    Hahaha i actually remembered playing in this when i was younger! It was fun, but wow. So innocent back then, lol!

  107. Alex B. says:

    I was a vender at the fireworks by my house last July 4th, and they had one of these there.
    I wanted to go through just because, but then I realized that I just couldn’t.
    Even my 9-year-old sister refused to go on this slide.

  108. Anne says:

    This is the best thing that I have ever seen.

  109. Ciara says:

    well you know children were once sperm so this is like the facts of life but different parts of it mixed together

  110. David says:

    You have got to be shitting me! They can’t legalize Marijuana, but they let people build slides that look like giant penises?

  111. David says:

    What would be really cool, is if a kid would take a gallon of Milk and just Spill it!

  112. Duckers says:

    .. So this is how babies really come to the world

  113. Alco says:

    wooooooow. that cant be an accident. can you REALLY accidently make a slide like that?
    didnt think so.

  114. dwalk says:

    ouch my penis hurts just thinking about it

  115. JonnoJ says:

    It’s a halfway boner! That… would f***ing hurt…

  116. Zenos says:

    well thats one way to have kids and know they are yours

  117. Gman says:

    Instant reproduction win.



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