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Hmmm, that last image on the sign looks familiar.
Hey, my original first is now up. Haha, I de-firsted myself!
Better than fisted yourself.
I nominate for burn on the week!
I nominate you for douche bag of the week.
Really? This was the best douche you’ve had this week? Your previous douches didn’t quite do the trick?
Wow failblog is full of douching fisters!
Pubic Safety Announcement!
Remember, a clean hole is a safer hole!
(Douching wont next below this level)
(Nests won’t douche beneath this level)
what is douche?
Bend over and I’ll show you “other means of payment!”
Finally, a thread worthy of gasman’s brand of humor!
that’s a correct translation, I speak greek. Havn’t seen those signs on the attican highway though
it’s just photoshop
Other forms of payment given surprised and pleased?
I’ll need some payment, please. I don’t do this for free…
Nah Loz that’s me being POB’s replacement filler.
No it’s not! Go away!
He’s a supercreep, supercreep! He’s supercreepy, yow!
He’s bringin’ creepy back.
You don’t know how to act….
Is it a joke… or is it a super creepy.
It’s nowhere near as creepy as corey’s obsession with dragonwriter.
hey thats mean i was joking the whole time
That was creepy. You just showed up as soon as I mentioned your name.
i just woke up
(corey won’t nest below this level.)
(thank god)
PIHB!!!
You better not be stalking by bonnie Irish lass, or your ass is grass!
my*
P>>>I>>>H>>>B>>>
I’d be happy to buy you a Mr. Pihb if that’s what it takes to get you to leave, corey!
l2 acronym
Joke FAIL.
AMEN!!!
PRAISE THE FAIL BROTHER!
I heard someone owns Mr S.A.U.S.A.G.E some money..time to pay up Dragonwriter.
If I own vienna’s money, then it seems to me that he ought to be paying me.
Jurgen just got owned.
word
masturbates and cums
You’re doing life wrong.
How can you be my replacement when I’ve been locked inside her heart-shaped box for weeks?
And we melted down the key!
I didn’t say I was your replacement… I said I was Loz’s
But the joke long since lost it’s funny.
How could it lose that which it never had?
It was keeping half a smile on my face. But then I am seriously struggling to find work to do at the moment – so almost anything is funny.
Where are you from, Beren?
Suffolk, England.
Oh, I wanted to go there for the Latitude festival but I couldn’t afford it this year
I still havn’t made it and it’s almost next door – went to Creamfields instead this year.
*sigh*
I wish I lived in England.
Why? I hear it rains a lot and people have terrible teeth.
This opinion is based on the only culture video I’ve ever seen. Austin Powers.
I think that is the first time I have witnessed Austin Powers
referred to in the same sentence as culture.
Bacteria is a culture.
That made me roffle!
*goes to clean it up*
That may well be but quite a few types bacteria are
beneficial to humans. Austin Powers, not so much.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
How about E-Coili for some culture
What about yoghurt?
nirvana quote fail
i loled
Acceptable payment method.
I dont get it, thats how I pay for EVERYTHING.
You must have a very sore ass.
His favorite letters are KY.
That’s his STD. fare…
Roffle
win
Surprise Butt Sex!
Read your name as “Pliny” at first, and was indeed surprised.
The tolls in and around Sodom and Gomorrah were always the worst.
I read that as trolls at first and did indeed agree.
Uh oh, watch your butt, blue!!
I thought Loz was watching my butt!
no thats mr weiner
Do what?
*watches*
*approves*
*draws knife*
why so serious??
I DON’T EVEN FRIGGING KNOW!¡¹ PUT THE KNIFE DOWAHAHAGKCKCQQQQ
You are actually a lol cat?
Uh oh. I’m pretty sure the penalty for calling Loz a lolcat is death. Or at least public humiliation.
I don’t even get why that makes me a lolcat…
Just a caption on a lol cat picture.
*This are a serious Thread*
No, but I can make her purr!
Damn, my reply was gobbled. Stupid censorship! What is this, North Korea?
Aw, come here. *snuggles*
Since when has the word pu$$y needed censored? Maybe I was talking about my cat!
(Censorship wont nest below this level)
*sings*
My pu$$ycat was sitting out on the front step
Sat so long, poor pu$$y got wet…
All those wonderful things I’d see – Sitting at the bottom of the bed!
can i put my dog in your cat?
In Soviet Korea, censorship gobbles you.
…as it does in failblog.
This place has censors? O.o I would never have guessed. Then how do frequent posts of masturbation get through?
They don’t censor masturbation, just words like f u c k and c0ck and pu$$y… for some reason.
Why c0ck and pu$$y? What about p1ss? And t1ts?
In Malfunctional Soviet, kinetical orbs rehabitate you.
no its greece, and im sooo not surprised by that
- oxi re paidia, tora mas perasane ya poli malakes….
Looks like it’s been de-gobbled.
The kind failblog mods must have realised that it was a completely innocent comment
Them Greeks!
Isn’t that how the toll works anyway? That’s how it works where I’m from…
Where are you from? Greece?
Greece is the word.
And the Word is Greece.
And the Word is Law. And Grease is a horrible Musical. Conversly, Hairspray is a very Good Musical.
if you’re talking about the original john waters film, i salute you. if you are instead referring to the thing with john revolta, please burn yourself at the nearest stake.
Gotta go with Malfeasant on this one.
Well the original wasn’t a musical, so I guess I’d better go find that stake. MMMM…. Burning steak… Wait, well done= no. So yuck, burnt steak. >:(
bwahahahaa.. are you kidding !?
Hairspray is a nasty, ripoff, version of Grease, which, although is also a rather disgraceful production.. it was made in a time when that kind of show/movie was part of the teenage culture..
Hairspray is a modern re-work of that.. and it doesn’t fly with todays youth..
except perhaps a chunk of the dim-witted american mainstream public..
it Failed over here in Australia at the box office..
^WIN!
Unless the toll is for anal registration… no.
Reply fail.
phbbt
YOU…
BASTARD!
oh my god they killed kenny
No, far from anything related to Kenny.
It’s just my habit that I would usually give people raspberries when they did anything fail related. Mostly Butheda.
(You can take that comment however you like)
Except.. “that” way.
Too late.
*mastu…*
Sorry too easy.
Careful, you’re going to get blue balls…
What did you say about my balls?
Beren is going to /get/ them.
I’d hide if I were you.
I’ll have to hide somewhere Beren will never go…
*hides in Loz’s bed*
welcome back.
Which reminds me…
*writes on to-do list “apologize to Loz re: her dress”*
trop tarde
Je suis désolé pour ta robe
fail
damn kenny owes me money can you at least kneecap him?
OMG! you actually said something remotely funny!
Don’t encourage him to continue to post!
Of course a little target practice can be a good thing.
Oooh, you changed your avatar, raelalt! Nice!
Thanks, I though one that actually reflected something about me would be nice.
He’s not very challenging as a target. Too easy.
my roflkniev goes SLICESLICESLICE
i’dsay Jlo win, she dont even need to pay a euro cent in Greece then.
And I thought expensive toll was a local problem…
TEH ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
*masturbates*
I don’t think that’s a concern, it only goes from A to Z.
Heh, heh…
Well, LOL, and I really want to think that the sign depicts a guy guiding a sheep or something like that.
Heh.
Sorry but you just made a disturbing sign… worse.
Are you Welsh?
He could equally be from New Zealand
Yeah – thought he would be in our time zone was all.
really he could be from any farm animal loving area… most of the south eastern part of the US would work
self reply…. no i feel dumb i mis-read and thought he was talking about animal loving…. not hurding….
I feel dumb for you too.
I feel dumb for /all/ of you..
i feel smart
ooooh, that tickles.
are you sure you’re up for it?
“He moved to Mexico, where he practiced Animal Husbandry… until he was caught.” -Tom Lehrer.
if it were the south eastern part of the US it would be a picture of a man with his sister.
That’s Arkansas only… the only state i believe it to be legal in…
If you are not from the US please dont stereotype individual ares of the US, just see us all as fat lazy bastards!
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that Abacus Maximus got that wrong.
Watch out for your cornhole.
*lifts back collar of t-shirt over top of head*
I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
BWahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I’m glad I wasn’t drinking or you would now owe me a new monitor.
he heh he heh he heh, he said bunghole.
What makes this even worse, is that’s really what the sign says in Greek as well. (I don’t actually speak it, but even Google translate couldn’t mess up three words that badly.)
Don’t bet on it.
The translation is perfectly correct.
Payment win
Ahhh, them Greeks… At least, they are honest…
Honest? I see no goat on the picture…
If goats or sheep were involved it would be a picture of a gyro.
Mmmmmmm….gyros…
you like the sauce eh? the sauce is good?
I’ll add my special “hummus”.
What is the correct translation?
*headdesk*
That is simply the wrong question. The right question is what icon should they have used?
The wrong answer is “Insert here”.
It can literally mean, “other ways to pay” or “other forms of paying”
That has to be a fake
Okay. Let’s try this one more time.
*moves drinkies and friends to a new campfire*
Sorry, I needed to start a fire. I was getting chilly in all this silk and satin.
*offers large soft blanket*
Oooooh, tanks.
Toddy? Scotch? Schnacky?
ohhhh,
golden toddy, please.
*pours*
*adds honey*
Cheers!
I promise to be more mature this time.
Toddy or Scotch for you?
Tiddys!
Ya know, scratch the taquila, a simple cuddle around the campfire will do nicely.
Tequila*…
It’s the Scotch, I tells ya…
Tekillya will do that to you.
*cuddles*
I’m sorry people, but I’ve got to hobble of to bed now. Maybe in the morning when I’m working my way through the giga-normous hangover, we can talk it off. I love you all.
*hugs everyone*
G’nite, y’all.
G’night. Sleep sweet.
Off*…
Yup, definitely bedtime…
*hugs everyone* g’night
So. . I’ve been wondering. Does one need to *emote* warmth and cuddles in order to be an esteemed FAILBLOG user. If I hugged more, would that be better? Less offensive? Less odious?
Or just plain creepy?
No. Creepy.
*masturbates with stump*
Barkeep, I’ll have a kiss, a hug, and a shot of Mexico’s finest.
Tequila! YES! Or wait. . . did you want some of my Oaxacan man chowder?
Leave.
Got something against people from Oaxaca?
Please leave I don’t think we have anything for you here. You’re obviously in the wrong place.
Cheers!
Cheers erm… mate.
I was wondering why it went quiet on the other thread. Need to pay more attention… was too busy sorting out a phone call. Anyways, I’m going to the beach on the Gold Coast this weekend Dragon, I’ll think of this thread and toast a drink to you.
Hee…I actually left you a response on the other thread. I couldn’t ignore THAT!
*smile*
Ok, I’ll go look on the thread.
Much with the awesome… I’m glad that I got you to smile. What do you recommend for a beach going drink?
Hmmm…I’m always partial to a really good bottle of wine, myself–an Aussie red, of course!
Or some really good beer. That’s always nice, too.
Hmm… we have a beer called Little Creatures… it’s logo has a cherub on it… I think that will go down nicely.
Oooh, a pale ale! Perfect for the beach.
*blinks* You know little creatures? very much in the way of cool. The sparkling ale is slightly nicer than the pale ale though.
Didn’t you know…? Dragons are very wise.
…Not always smart, but wise!
And a sparkling ale sounds wonderful.
Aye, they are very wise indeed and one must always listen to make sure that they learn from the wisdom that can be shared.
The sparkling ale is awesome
So…share?
I’m just going to sit here and masturbate and wonder why the hell you two won’t get each others phone numbers, arrange some awesome date, and actually encat the stuff your *chat* about in this forum.
Seriously. Talented, smart people. Buy a plane ticket. Make it happen. have a real drink. Discuss in the flesh. Enjoy each other.
That’s called “Learn to do shit that is amazingly awesome and impulsive and full of creativity in your life”. Take a risk.
goddammit *enact*
Yes, you sit there and masturbate because that way it’s safer for the rest of humanity because it means less chance of you spawning and creating more misery. Just because you’re lonely, tirades against communication between people who actually enjoy interacting with each other are not warranted. Get a goldfish or something will you.
Of course I’ll share Dragon… have a spare six pack here waiting.
EX-cellent! I’ll fire up the barbecue!
“tirades against communication” LOL! here I am asking you to take it to the next level and actually make a reality of your flirtation! Wow!
and. uh, who said I’m lonely?
Awesome Dragon… I’ll make potato salad.
Ahh, but WILL you?
I think you both fail to see that I am ACTUALLY ROOTING for you. Go do it. Hell, it’s a heck of a lot better than sitting on the web all day.
Make a date. Do it. Dan, post a pic. get it on.
Ah, well, Dan. It seems as if our day at the beach will be spoiled by ants, rain, and the stench of dead and rotting fish, despite our best efforts.
Thank you, though…I have enjoyed this very much!
*smooooooooch*
Good night, Aussie-man.
C’mon. Do it. Do it. C’mon.
Me too Dragon… I look forwards to chatting again.
**Smooch back**
Sleep well.
Alas, they won’t. They are committed to flirtation on a blog dedicated to FAIL. What a sad state of affairs. I’m glad I’m more vivacious and in love with the world than they are.
Two points 1) I’m in Australia and Dragon’s not and 2) I’m in a relationship with another man.
Omg…you so totally win.
Smooch me again, Aussie-man!
*sweeps Dragon into a classic movie scene smooch*
*gives Dragon and second long smooch goodnight* I have to go m’dear but shall speak to you again soon
Are you the payer or payee?
Woop!
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*surfaces from smooches all breathless and mussed*
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I look forward to it!
Depends which way the traffic is flowing P-Drizzle.
Me too Dragon.
Wow, that image is like, so totally full of fail? Your going to a nice beach, and you’re going to toast a drink to a FAILblog user? Really?
If I went to that beach I would have drinks, enjoy the water, and forget the internet ever existed.
If I went to the beach, I would try to keep sand out of my mangina.
That’s what shorts and beach towels are for.
I only wear thongs, and I don’t mean the swimsuit.
Well, it’s dependant on where I go as to what I wear but mostly shorts are required.
Life is too shorts.
It would be better if it was thonger.♠
As I get older, it seems like time speedos up.
And you want to just ripcurl up and remember.
So uhhh, what’s with the fires and silk and satin anyways? I’m seriously completely smashed right now and don’t see the relevance to the fail above. *goes to lurk*
It’s a total win.
telika uparxoume pantou!
GR FTW!!
em bebaia ti nomizes!!
I can’t for the life of me figure out WTF that is really supposed to be.
in soviet greece, toll guys (or gays?) pay you!!
hahaha at least they give you options in case you’re out of quarters…
The translation is right! That’s exactly what it says in greek too.
WIN
nai kala. photoshop!
Thats exactly how I get paid for my night job! 2BP
wow, what on earth!?
is that in greece?
Why is it fail?