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Erm… no deal.
This is what you get for hiring Mexicans for work.
That, and Hershey’s.
But you only spend half your money on the mexicans so you can probably live with that
don’t hate mexicans. 0 for a buck fifty is a great deal
ur just 2 dumb to kno that
And you’re too dumb to make a coherent post. Your point?
and you’re too dumb to make a coherent post about an incoherent post
DealExtreme
For your information, nobody here hates Mexicans. I think you’d find, if you actually took the time to hang around here a bit and learn a bit about us before you attacked us, that we poke fun at all ethnicities.
In the words of the great W.C. Fields, “I’m free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
… You’re just too dumb to know that.
I’ve had that same feeling for quite some time. Yes, I’m a racist, I hate all races equally, even my own. I guess we’re all idiots
No, it’s true, 0 for 1.49 is a good deal if you’re allergic to peanuts
Yeah, they should have hired gringo investment bank executives, instead; then we could all get nothing for just $700 billion.
WHAT! Corporations are people too!
LOL <3
Heartbeat 18 days!
Damn you, Supreme Court!
Current affairs win!
Not so current, actually. The Court’s consensus has been that corporations are people ever since the beginning of the twentieth century… and thus are covered under the Fourteenth Amendment’s equal protection clause. One question, though… can they vote?
Oh I thought you were talking about the wholy paying-out-the-banks thing.
Which has become holy, apparently.
In AIG’s name we pray… amen…
Can you say virgin?
Yes, I can.
Virginity’s overrated. Experienced girls are way more fun.
Amen
Oh cmon! We got stuff… We now have richer gringo investment bank executives that have surplus money to waste on Longs Low Price. WIN!
ha ha you should call this bargaining or bargain fail or somthing
That’ll cost $1.49.
1 for $1.50
Computer scientists deal win.
WRONG.
FAIL!
2nd
Epic bargain!
Yeah! 0 for 1.49 means, that for one I’ll pay 1.49/0=………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….*dies*
no no no they are trying to make people sound it out. The price is really $041.49!
Fourth?
That’s what your mom said.
I know you, your mom’s name is Air.
I’m embarrased by the number of my compatriots who don’t realize that other countries have a Fourth of July too.
I don’t know what countries you’re talking about. We just skip straight from the third to the fifth, here.
Some folks in this country skip straight to the fifth too. After pouring some out for their dead homies, of course.
Buy four, get a fifth free!
first
I’ll take then all!
Talk about credit crunch
Don’t leave your Nestle credit Crunch bar out in the sun, or you’ll have a credit meltdown.
Best. Chocolate. Ever. (maybe)
Sometimes I like to eat the c’s and the h off the Crunch bar, then I save the rest of the bar for later.
Haha, you shouldn’t run from the crunch! They’re quite hard to find here actually
they’re everywhere in Continental Europe but not so much in the UK.
You should run if I found out you’ve eaten the rest of my candy bar, though!
*eats*
Teehee, catch me if you can
You just wait, my sweet, for when I do catch you I shall have to give it to you Good & Plenty!
I had to google that, haha. We don’t have much Hershey’s here.
I do want it Good and Plenty from you, though. And surprised and pleased.
I’d love to be your Sugar Daddy any time. (Although I may have to wear protection to prevent any unwanted Junior Mints!)
Nestle is just fine…just so long as you don’t mind buying from a company that uses child slave labor in the Ivory Coast and was responsible for the deaths of thousands of babies in developing countries.
/unfunny postings
Same as eating from any fast-food chain. Only with tortured animals, not children.
Child abuse is much more evil than the worst agricultural practices.
I don’t see one as worse than the other.
Well, I’m a survivor of child abuse, so I’ll have to respectfully disagree.
As am I. *cuddles*
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope whoever hurt you got what they deserve.
Likewise.
On a lighter note, my cat just puked and I really don’t want to clean it.
Coming back later and rereading this conversation, I realize that one very important question was left unanswered…
.
.
.
…did the kitty puke ever get cleaned up?
I applaud you both for staying away from Butterfinger innuendo.
Ick.
And, yes, I’m quite aware that someone is now going to put a Butterfinger in-my-end-o.
Bęnd óver and I’ll show you in-your-endo
Does someone pay you $1.49 to say nothing of worth and keep on repeating comments that were childishly inane even the first they were posted?
No compriendo inglese senor.
Yeah, no one comprehends you, either.
Spanish spelling fail on vienna’s part. What a turd.
not as good as chocolate rain..
Ah, but chocolate rain raises your neighbourhood insurance rates.
insurance is too much a gamble for me. I’d rather spend the money on Hershey’s chocolate bar.
Ew :s Hershey’s is horrible stuff. American chocolate is the only chocolate I’ve ever disliked.
You don’t like Hershey’s Kisses?
They’re the worst! I had to spit one out.
How about POBsey’s kisses then?
Oh, in that case: *smooches*
thepowerofblue = 43 year old male internet predetor recently seen riding a motorcyle with a kid sandwiched inbetween him and his cousin.
Loz = 45 year old male internet predetor performing a reverse predation.
*Calls Chris Hansen*
You really think an internet predator would choose failblog as his hunting ground? Lol.
No, he said you two were “predetors”, think it’s like a kind of raptor.
Wait, so we’re both fourtysomething male internet predators pretending to be twentysomethings attracted to adults? Internet predators…we’re doing it wrong!
I think he meant “pre-dater”, i.e. before courtship.
Agreed Hershey’s is horible stuff. Americans are the only people i dislike.
Run now while you still can.
hahaha
HAHAHA
hehehe
Little brown bug singing off key!
Don’t start that again!
I am sure they make perfectly good chocolate… It’s just not hersheys.
Probably!
Yeah! It may be no Crunchy Frog, but it’s a nice chocky nonetheless!
(Chocolates won’t nestle below this level.)
I dont know, Hershey’s chocolate level is pretty low.
Hershey’s chocolate always tastes like it has a high wax content to me. My fave is Lindt. The dark chocolate truffle balls are the best.
Lindt is definitely up there! It’s probably my fave too
I love the Lindt bunnies. Think I may have to go buy one…
Voges here in my town makes winged-pig-shaped bacon chocolate that is very tasty.
Are you purposefully trying to make me vomit?!
you should try a sausage with whipped cream;)
Sorry. I forget. You don’t eat……meat.
My absolute fav are Belgian chockies…Duc d’O flaked truffles.
Yummmmmm.
I don’t know, Avis, I eat meat and the thought of bacon chocolate made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Actually, it’s really good, blue. I’ve had chocolate-covered bacon, and it was yummmmmmmmy.
That’s a sure-fire path to heart-attack city!
I was dubious until I tried it. It’s not something I would have all the time, mind you. Especially considering the price of the stuff.
Nah…if you only eat once piece every…*calculates*…thirty years or so, I think you’ll be all right.
It shouldn’t even be produced! That just caters to fat people who are too lazy to eat dinner and dessert separately.
A fan of Prohibition, are you?
When it comes to bacon chocolate, YES!
Moonshiners will be imprisoned!
Fascist. :p
Go on, vote for me, you know my policies are the best
We do! We do!
NYC’s own Jacques Torres makes chocolate the best I’ve ever tasted.
Technically, Hershey’s isn’t even chocolate…
That doesn’t surprise me.
(Nestle won’t nest below this level)
It’ll nestle, though.
Government sale ?
Does that meat I owe them $1.49 for looking at the sign?
No, it means you owe me. Pay up.
Do you accept “other forms of payment?”
He takes cheques. (I should know)
Knowning how disgusting Hershey’s chocolate is, I think I’d pay $1.49 not to eat it
If that’s “Longs low price” I’d hate to find out what their regular prices are.
Attention: Longs Drugs are too expensive, do not display this sign.
But they’re a drugstore! Drugstores always have low prices, right?!
There once was a drugstore by my house called “Phar-mor.” Their slogan was, “Don’t pay drugstore prices” and my dad would always say “Pay PHAR-MOR!”
Those were the days…
Are you from the 50s? Cause, yikes.
nope… my dad just has a really bad sense of humor.
When one takes a picture, one should focus on the foreground, usually.
Maybe they were really trying to take a picture of the chocolate. …from an artistic angle?
Mapplesugarthorpe?
Then I really don’t want to see the rest of the series.
Oh, my, that’s so sweet it’s almost p0rnographic.
*takes dilly’s picture*
Looks like fuzz has taken quite a shine to our dilly pickle
He’s smitten like a kitten. (As am I, m’lady, for thee!)
And you’re the cutest kitten too
*smits*
*purrs*
It’s just your classic recursive aesthetic complementarity –
.
dilettante: a lover of a fine art
fuzz on the concept: a lover of a fine lover of the art of fine lovin’
.
(… all the flirty sweetness in the end is simply icing on the back.)
icing on the back?! TMI!
C’mere, bunneh, I’ve got honeysuckle for ya…
And I’ve got a sweet ^ for you!
Man, I want a failblog flirting partner.
So hey, come here often?
A focus fail?
OH NOEZ
I wish i would have thought up that business plan…
the money just keeps rolling in, and you never have to restock!
Printer Fail.
Haven’t we seen like a million Fails like this before? A likkle boring imho…
Well not every fail is going to be hilarious. There’s got to be some filler, too.
True, but maybe a bargain- or pricing Failquotum of 2 or 3 a month would be good.
There must be some people who never tire of them.
Is that like my posts and yours?
Exactly!
Don’t you mean EKSactly?
It depends whether or not we are the Genious or the Filler
I don’t think you can be the genius if you can’t spell genius
Never said I was a genious speller – and I like my way so I’m sticking to it!
Though if that makes you the genius am I your filler?
‘fraid that spot’s already taken
I noticed
I guess I’ll just fill POB when your not looking
!!
DO NOT WANT!
Remeber, you poke you pay!
At least, that’s what the Greek seem to think.
*hands Loz the red pen and waits in resignation*
Oh what’s a silly little typo between friends?
Friend Greek friend.
I’ve used that joke before and I’ll use it again…
Likkle? Young man, I believe you are a little confused. You’re supposed to view the fails, not try to lick them.
Those Hershey’s just tastes too good to resist.
And before anyone else says it: That what everyone of your moms said too…
A million is a slight exaggeration.
No, I did count them before I posted.
Wouldn’t that be a little time consuming. imho..
Didn’t you know that time is relative?
Yeah, because sooo many people come to Failblog because they’re concerned about using their time efficiently.
I only have another week to kill on failblog before I have to go back to uni and start using my time efficiently. Poobum!
What are you studying?
Failology probably…
Geography, Archaeology and Palaeoecology. Nerdy stuff.
Are you going to be ending up with a BA or a BSc from that?
BSc. *crosses fingers*
Oooh a proper degree and everything.
GL!
I went to university for four years, and all I got was BS.
Ooh, smart girls = sexy.
Smart boys = sexy.
Your IQ must be over 130.
Hmm, did you say something? I was too busy studying your geography (you’ve got huge tracts of land) to hear you.
*Sprays Coffee all over his monitor*
Going back to uni… and using time efficiently…
*Falls off his chair and rolls around on the floor*
An efficient student
*Turns purple from not being able to breath properly*
Oh God don’t do that to me!
Haha, ok, maybe ‘efficiently’ was an exaggeration.
Nah – I went did nothing, and got nothing!
If I had got my degree I would have been super efficient to pack in all the drinking, gaming, travelling, working etc in with enough studying to get a degree
Are you saying counting 1 million fails isnt time consuming?
He’s saying that time consumption isn’t something that most failbloggers would worry about.
True i got to get back to my uni work cyaz later
It might be time consuming, but you can counteract that by ODing on pot. Time will move really slowly, so you’ll get more counting done in less time.
But there is that common side-effect; death.
Allthough with pot this is kind of hard to accomplish. If I had a deathwish I would choose another substance.
Well yes, I don’t think anyone’s ever died from pot. I was referring to Cop Fail.
Sorry, I should have known. Im just still very tired from all that counting.
You should get a Muppet to help you.
Good idea, maybe you or your mother can help out?
Bratenboy is just still very tiring.
Indeed, his bit is old hat.
Please, fails like this one get put up here just to keep the conversation going.
Hershey’s is rank.
They’re replacing the cocoa butter with vegetable oil.. Yum.
If I buy nothing and leave the store without paying, does that equal theft?
I would buy that
mathematic fail.
I took this while standing in line with an iPhone camera, sorrrrryyyeeeee that the focus wasnt so good.
£1.49 for 0 ??? Ur being SO ripped off !!! I’ll sell you 0 for only £1
No wonder the company is about to be sold to CVS — they can’t get anyone to buy nothing, even for $1.49!
Longs IS Fail.
Haha, wow and I work at a Longs too. I don’t think we ever had anyone make a misprint like that though at the store I’m at. XD That’s hilarious.
Well, this is a surefire way to lose calories…
I worked at a Longs Drugs for 9 years and never saw an error like that (and the dumber coworkers made alot of bad signs).
Apparently the signmaker didn’t know SignsPlus or else they would know it’s perfectly acceptable for the “for” line to be blank.
Also, Caps Lock FAIL.
the economy is so bad, stores are charging just to look at the products!
bargain fail
wow have you guys been to engrishfun.com it sucks
hee hee. idiot.
damn economy…
Sooooo how much does 1 cost
0=1.49
1=infinite?
Holy shit you are right! IT’S A TRAP!
now we have to pay to get nothing in return? what kind of world is this?
New math…hmm
Thats how bad are economy is today.
what a ripoff!
So…let me get this straight. If you DON’T purchase one of the chocolate wonders…you have to pay 1.49. Fail dude, fail.
I would like to buy none choco wonders!