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Erm… no deal.
This is what you get for hiring Mexicans for work.
That, and Hershey’s.
But you only spend half your money on the mexicans so you can probably live with that
don’t hate mexicans. 0 for a buck fifty is a great deal
ur just 2 dumb to kno that
And you’re too dumb to make a coherent post. Your point?
For your information, nobody here hates Mexicans. I think you’d find, if you actually took the time to hang around here a bit and learn a bit about us before you attacked us, that we poke fun at all ethnicities.
In the words of the great W.C. Fields, “I’m free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
… You’re just too dumb to know that.
Yeah, they should have hired gringo investment bank executives, instead; then we could all get nothing for just $700 billion.
WHAT! Corporations are people too!
LOL <3
Heartbeat 18 days!
Damn you, Supreme Court!
Current affairs win!
Not so current, actually. The Court’s consensus has been that corporations are people ever since the beginning of the twentieth century… and thus are covered under the Fourteenth Amendment’s equal protection clause. One question, though… can they vote?
Oh I thought you were talking about the wholy paying-out-the-banks thing.
Which has become holy, apparently.
In AIG’s name we pray… amen…
Can you say virgin?
Yes, I can.
Virginity’s overrated. Experienced girls are way more fun.
Oh cmon! We got stuff… We now have richer gringo investment bank executives that have surplus money to waste on Longs Low Price. WIN!
1 for $1.50
Computer scientists deal win.
WRONG.
FAIL!
2nd
Epic bargain!
Yeah! 0 for 1.49 means, that for one I’ll pay 1.49/0=………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….*dies*
no no no they are trying to make people sound it out. The price is really $041.49!
Fourth?
That’s what your mom said.
I know you, your mom’s name is Air.
I’m embarrased by the number of my compatriots who don’t realize that other countries have a Fourth of July too.
I don’t know what countries you’re talking about. We just skip straight from the third to the fifth, here.
Some folks in this country skip straight to the fifth too. After pouring some out for their dead homies, of course.
Buy four, get a fifth free!
first
I’ll take then all!
Talk about credit crunch
Don’t leave your Nestle credit Crunch bar out in the sun, or you’ll have a credit meltdown.
Best. Chocolate. Ever. (maybe)
Sometimes I like to eat the c’s and the h off the Crunch bar, then I save the rest of the bar for later.
Haha, you shouldn’t run from the crunch! They’re quite hard to find here actually
they’re everywhere in Continental Europe but not so much in the UK.
You should run if I found out you’ve eaten the rest of my candy bar, though!
*eats*
Teehee, catch me if you can
You just wait, my sweet, for when I do catch you I shall have to give it to you Good & Plenty!
I had to google that, haha. We don’t have much Hershey’s here.
I do want it Good and Plenty from you, though. And surprised and pleased.
I’d love to be your Sugar Daddy any time. (Although I may have to wear protection to prevent any unwanted Junior Mints!)
Nestle is just fine…just so long as you don’t mind buying from a company that uses child slave labor in the Ivory Coast and was responsible for the deaths of thousands of babies in developing countries.
/unfunny postings
Same as eating from any fast-food chain. Only with tortured animals, not children.
Child abuse is much more evil than the worst agricultural practices.
I don’t see one as worse than the other.
Well, I’m a survivor of child abuse, so I’ll have to respectfully disagree.
As am I. *cuddles*
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope whoever hurt you got what they deserve.
Likewise.
On a lighter note, my cat just puked and I really don’t want to clean it.
Coming back later and rereading this conversation, I realize that one very important question was left unanswered…
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…did the kitty puke ever get cleaned up?
I applaud you both for staying away from Butterfinger innuendo.
Ick.
And, yes, I’m quite aware that someone is now going to put a Butterfinger in-my-end-o.
Bęnd óver and I’ll show you in-your-endo
Does someone pay you $1.49 to say nothing of worth and keep on repeating comments that were childishly inane even the first they were posted?
No compriendo inglese senor.
Yeah, no one comprehends you, either.
Spanish spelling fail on vienna’s part. What a turd.
not as good as chocolate rain..
Ah, but chocolate rain raises your neighbourhood insurance rates.
insurance is too much a gamble for me. I’d rather spend the money on Hershey’s chocolate bar.
Ew :s Hershey’s is horrible stuff. American chocolate is the only chocolate I’ve ever disliked.