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State Your Name

Erm… no deal.

Blake

This is what you get for hiring Mexicans for work.

Devoto

But you only spend half your money on the mexicans so you can probably live with that :D

Conquer

don’t hate mexicans. 0 for a buck fifty is a great deal
ur just 2 dumb to kno that

RogueThree

And you’re too dumb to make a coherent post. Your point?

 
Shadow

For your information, nobody here hates Mexicans. I think you’d find, if you actually took the time to hang around here a bit and learn a bit about us before you attacked us, that we poke fun at all ethnicities.

In the words of the great W.C. Fields, “I’m free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”

… You’re just too dumb to know that.

 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

Yeah, they should have hired gringo investment bank executives, instead; then we could all get nothing for just $700 billion.

thepowerofblue

WHAT! Corporations are people too!

 
 
RogueThree

Damn you, Supreme Court!

RogueThree

Not so current, actually. The Court’s consensus has been that corporations are people ever since the beginning of the twentieth century… and thus are covered under the Fourteenth Amendment’s equal protection clause. One question, though… can they vote?

Loz

Oh I thought you were talking about the wholy paying-out-the-banks thing.

Loz

Which has become holy, apparently.

RogueThree

In AIG’s name we pray… amen…

 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

Virginity’s overrated. Experienced girls are way more fun.

 
 
 
 
 
 
First!

Oh cmon! We got stuff… We now have richer gringo investment bank executives that have surplus money to waste on Longs Low Price. WIN!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

Yeah! 0 for 1.49 means, that for one I’ll pay 1.49/0=………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….*dies*

CKal

no no no they are trying to make people sound it out. The price is really $041.49!

 
 
 
Jordan

That’s what your mom said.

kris

I know you, your mom’s name is Air.

 
 
thepowerofblue

I’m embarrased by the number of my compatriots who don’t realize that other countries have a Fourth of July too.

Loz

I don’t know what countries you’re talking about. We just skip straight from the third to the fifth, here.

thepowerofblue

Some folks in this country skip straight to the fifth too. After pouring some out for their dead homies, of course.

South of the Border

Buy four, get a fifth free!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
failien

Talk about credit crunch

thepowerofblue

Don’t leave your Nestle credit Crunch bar out in the sun, or you’ll have a credit meltdown.

Loz

Best. Chocolate. Ever. (maybe)

thepowerofblue

Sometimes I like to eat the c’s and the h off the Crunch bar, then I save the rest of the bar for later.

Loz

Haha, you shouldn’t run from the crunch! They’re quite hard to find here actually :( they’re everywhere in Continental Europe but not so much in the UK.

thepowerofblue

You should run if I found out you’ve eaten the rest of my candy bar, though!

Loz

*eats*
Teehee, catch me if you can ;)

thepowerofblue

You just wait, my sweet, for when I do catch you I shall have to give it to you Good & Plenty!

Loz

I had to google that, haha. We don’t have much Hershey’s here.
I do want it Good and Plenty from you, though. And surprised and pleased.

thepowerofblue

I’d love to be your Sugar Daddy any time. (Although I may have to wear protection to prevent any unwanted Junior Mints!)

Dragonwriter

Nestle is just fine…just so long as you don’t mind buying from a company that uses child slave labor in the Ivory Coast and was responsible for the deaths of thousands of babies in developing countries.

/unfunny postings

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Loz

Same as eating from any fast-food chain. Only with tortured animals, not children.

 
thepowerofblue

Child abuse is much more evil than the worst agricultural practices.

 
Loz

I don’t see one as worse than the other.

 
thepowerofblue

Well, I’m a survivor of child abuse, so I’ll have to respectfully disagree.

 
Loz

As am I. *cuddles*

 
thepowerofblue

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope whoever hurt you got what they deserve.

 
Loz

Likewise.
On a lighter note, my cat just puked and I really don’t want to clean it.

 
thepowerofblue

Coming back later and rereading this conversation, I realize that one very important question was left unanswered…
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…did the kitty puke ever get cleaned up?

 
 
Hee Haw

I applaud you both for staying away from Butterfinger innuendo.

Ick.

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Hee Haw

And, yes, I’m quite aware that someone is now going to put a Butterfinger in-my-end-o.

 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

Bęnd óver and I’ll show you in-your-endo

 
fuzz on the concept

Does someone pay you $1.49 to say nothing of worth and keep on repeating comments that were childishly inane even the first they were posted?

 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

No compriendo inglese senor.

 
Dragonwriter

Yeah, no one comprehends you, either.

 
South of the Border

Spanish spelling fail on vienna’s part. What a turd.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Blake

not as good as chocolate rain..

Loz

Ah, but chocolate rain raises your neighbourhood insurance rates.

Blake

insurance is too much a gamble for me. I’d rather spend the money on Hershey’s chocolate bar.

Loz

Ew :s Hershey’s is horrible stuff. American chocolate is the only chocolate I’ve ever disliked.