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divadragon

eww, poor kid they must have to peel him out >.<

Elliot Ingram

I wonder if the kid died (coz it was unsafe when there was an accident? or from suffocation? or coz the mum had no grip and sliped off?)

 
 
Elliot Ingram

I wonder if the kid died (Coz it was unsafe when there was an accident? From suffocation? Or the mum slipped coz she couldn’t get her arms all the way round the Dad?)

Maybe they were smuggling kids!!!

Lunchbox307

I think the man is smuggling grapes!

 
 
 
RogueThree

Reminds me of the urban legend of a VW Beetle being peeled out from between two semis…

 
Abacus Maximus

i think it is a she

 
 
LordRenzo

Wtf is wrong with comments?

 
curiousparty

suffocation ensues.

 
LordRenzo

Whoa i got it. It’s my moment!

 
Jurgen

Your mom is a piece of second! [/lame joke]

Anywhoo, anyone else think this is a win? Double inflation bags FOR TEH WIN!

Fotsopp

no, three airbags. two in back and one huge in the front

Loz

That is one BIG guy. I feel sorry for the bike.

rayui

i feel sorry for his wife

Loz

I doubt he’s married. That’s probably his kidnapping comrade.

 
shivas

i feel sorry for the world

 
 
Mica

i feel sorry for the Nighthawk as well, its a win that that 250 could carry
his fat ass and hers. as for the kid, wow, just wow…

 
 
 
 
Wolfram

Wasn’t What on second?

 
 
 
 
Beren

Indeed - How does she breath appart from anything else!

Stryder

I’m sure she would like to be apart from a couple of things…

 
State Your Name

That could be a mixed blessing, actually. If the guy isn’t using any deodorant, I’d rather not be breathing at all, thank you very much.

 
 
Bratenboy

Poor girl, poor bike, poor good taste…

 
 
Kit

On the plus side (pun intended) blubber functions as an airbag AND a floatation device.

thepowerofblue

Error 404 — Unable to locate pun.

Dragonwriter

Loz….in the U.S., very large people wear clothes that are marked as “plus sizes”. Therefore, very large people are referred to as “plus sized”.

 
Avis

Based on further subjection to this image, I propose an amendment to “supersize”.

 
Avis

Based on further subjection to this image, I propose we amend this to “supersize”.

Avis

Grrrrrrr…. Blogmonster ate my comments earlier.

 
Loz

Are thin people ‘negative size’?

Avis

Depends on just how thin they are. Women should not be built like 12 year old boys.

Linelor

Maybe 12 year old boys shouldn’t be built like women.

 
 
Merit

No, but there *is* a size 0…

 
 
 
 
 
Avis

Apparently we think alike. Sort of.

Avis

I don’t type so well, so I try to make it short. Also? I hate these itty bitty boxes to type in.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
novak

Why does the bike have multiple lights?

Beren

Being able to tell the difference between a headlight and a an instrument holder - Fail.

Fotsopp

instrument holder. funny words

Beren

I didn’t want some pedantic waste of bandwith questioning me if I said Speedometer or Rev Counter.
Needn’t have bothered with you around.

Beren

bandwidth - meh, I fail at spelling today.

Fotsopp

but isn’t instrument holder a little worse. you know “instrument” holder.
like to hold your “instrument” in?

Beren

Feeling the need to explain your joke as you felt that it was a lack of understanding the joke that made it not funny - Fail.

Fotsopp

Understanding the “Rub your fail in your face” comment -Fail

Beren

Hmm being accused of fail by someone with the maturity and intellect of a pre-pubescent spot ridden adolescent that thinks giggling over the word ‘Instrument’ is funny. Forgive me if I don’t take your accusation of fail seriously.

random

Actually at first I thought you were talking about musical instrument. But I guess that’s what I get for working overnights and then not going to bed after I get home. Common sense Fail.

 
squizan

I thought it was funny too

 
 
 
 
 
Slim Shammy

I’m just worried that you are referring to the kid in the middle
as an instrument holder

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Slim Shammy

Where is her helmet? Or does her dad offer ample padding for accidents

brewski

Doesn’t look like a people, even the short kind. I think it’s a doll of some sort.

david

doesn’t look like a peephole?

 
Sammy

In my opinion, it’s a baby, the legs are too long to be a doll.

 
thepowerofblue

Soylent green is made from person!