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eww, poor kid they must have to peel him out >.<
Second!
third
I wonder if the kid died (coz it was unsafe when there was an accident? or from suffocation? or coz the mum had no grip and sliped off?)
Love handles win.
I wonder if the kid died (Coz it was unsafe when there was an accident? From suffocation? Or the mum slipped coz she couldn’t get her arms all the way round the Dad?)
Maybe they were smuggling kids!!!
I think the man is smuggling grapes!
That’s just his piles hanging out from his shorts.
Reminds me of the urban legend of a VW Beetle being peeled out from between two semis…
urban legend?
i saw this on tv. well, it wasn’t a vw beetle, but a citroen 2cv, and between the two trucks there was also another car, but the citroen was just popping out of nothing, when they divided the other car from the truck. terrifying!
Mythbusters FTW!
i think it is a she
Wtf is wrong with comments?
you’re bad at making them
suffocation ensues.
Yeah! First dude!
Whoa i got it. It’s my moment!
no you are second…
Your mom is a piece of second! [/lame joke]
Anywhoo, anyone else think this is a win? Double inflation bags FOR TEH WIN!
no, three airbags. two in back and one huge in the front
That is one BIG guy. I feel sorry for the bike.
i feel sorry for his wife
I doubt he’s married. That’s probably his kidnapping comrade.
i feel sorry for the world
i fell sorry for the kid
i feel sorry for the Nighthawk as well, its a win that that 250 could carry
his fat ass and hers. as for the kid, wow, just wow…
i’ve seen more people than that on a 50cc scooter, it’s quite common in vietnam- my sister had a 150cc minsk, and that was a big bike in those parts- a friend of hers had a honda rebel 450 i think, which looked like a monster in comparison
Actually two douchebags
Wasn’t What on second?
Poor girl.
Indeed – How does she breath appart from anything else!
I’m sure she would like to be apart from a couple of things…
That could be a mixed blessing, actually. If the guy isn’t using any deodorant, I’d rather not be breathing at all, thank you very much.
probably through the fat guys buttcrack
Poor girl, poor bike, poor good taste…
..my poor eyes…
Get the harpoons!
On the plus side (pun intended) blubber functions as an airbag AND a floatation device.
I don’t get the pun.
Error 404 — Unable to locate pun.
Loz….in the U.S., very large people wear clothes that are marked as “plus sizes”. Therefore, very large people are referred to as “plus sized”.
Ahhh. Okay.
it makes them feel better about their waste of flesh selves
Based on further subjection to this image, I propose an amendment to “supersize”.
I sooo have to agree with the whole supersize thing that man is HUGE!!
Based on further subjection to this image, I propose we amend this to “supersize”.
Grrrrrrr…. Blogmonster ate my comments earlier.
Are thin people ‘negative size’?
Depends on just how thin they are. Women should not be built like 12 year old boys.
Maybe 12 year old boys shouldn’t be built like women.
speaking of which, is anyone surprised that clay aiken is gay? nobody?
ahhh im a bit but he never really acted like a guy he always acted girly right?
No, but there *is* a size 0…
Oh yeah I knew that, it’s the equivalent of our size 4. Eesh.
Think plus size.
Snap!
Apparently we think alike. Sort of.
You’re more succinct, though.
I don’t type so well, so I try to make it short. Also? I hate these itty bitty boxes to type in.
Why does the bike have multiple lights?
Being able to tell the difference between a headlight and a an instrument holder – Fail.
instrument holder. funny words
I didn’t want some pedantic waste of bandwith questioning me if I said Speedometer or Rev Counter.
Needn’t have bothered with you around.
bandwidth – meh, I fail at spelling today.
but isn’t instrument holder a little worse. you know “instrument” holder.
like to hold your “instrument” in?
Feeling the need to explain your joke as you felt that it was a lack of understanding the joke that made it not funny – Fail.
Understanding the “Rub your fail in your face” comment -Fail
Hmm being accused of fail by someone with the maturity and intellect of a pre-pubescent spot ridden adolescent that thinks giggling over the word ‘Instrument’ is funny. Forgive me if I don’t take your accusation of fail seriously.
Actually at first I thought you were talking about musical instrument. But I guess that’s what I get for working overnights and then not going to bed after I get home. Common sense Fail.
I thought it was funny too
i think u both fail at life, i mean you two are arguing over who fails… at writing a comment… on the internet.. I’m assuming
you don’t get out much?
(sorry for spelling errors, my internet is lagging and i types out of the text box)
I wasn’t telling him fail. I was saying I fail because I was so damn tired.
he wasn’t calling you a fail, but the other two guys… go to sleep
Try to regain dignity, fail.
*high fives Loz*
I’m just worried that you are referring to the kid in the middle
as an instrument holder
Where is her helmet? Or does her dad offer ample padding for accidents
Doesn’t look like a people, even the short kind. I think it’s a doll of some sort.
doesn’t look like a peephole?
In my opinion, it’s a baby, the legs are too long to be a doll.
Soylent green is made from person!
Looks human to me. I believe that bag she is carrying my be a diaper bag.
…may be…
At least there’s a big “airbag” in front.
fatbag?
this is a total safety WIN
everyone knows fatbags are sooo much safer than airbags
These are the what happens when stubborn fatpockets reproduce.
Or when people eat too much?
Well, that too. I have a feeling that beer contributed to that belly. Probably the kid, too.
Nice belly, indeed…
*has disturbing thought*
I am SOOOOOOO glad this was not a video!!!
EEEWWWWWWWW!!
Oh, gad, thanks for sharing that, sistah!! :p
Sorry. I couldn’t suffer alone.
Hey, you’re cute!
She is, isn’t she?
[/dreamily]
Oops, followed the nesting wrong. To clarify: it’s Loz that I am saying is cute.
*pouts*
Blue! That was mean!
*hugs Avis, who is very cute*
*feels better. Hugs Dragon back*
I’m sorry, Avis!
*puts head in pudding bukkit*
For all we know, we could all be munters.
So would that make those of us who’ve been sexing each other up munter fuckers?
Haha, yes!
(But I’m assuming you’re as beautiful as beauty can be)
Funny, that was what I was assuming of you!
*blushes*
And two airbags in the rear.
Lolzz
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Poker in the rear, pay ‘er in the rear.
More like hoebag.
A bag full of gardening tools?
Top Notch Parenting fail.
They have a beach wedding photo to ruin in 15 minutes, and didn’t have time to find a babysitter.
It looks like he’s the one requiring the black bar.
Very good, just like the moon whale from that wedding
thx4stating teh obviousssssssssssssss
I didnt see the comment before, sorry mister footlong
*masturbates*
O!M!G! That cracked me up.
Lemon curry?
Seriously, wth is wrong with people?! Poor kid…
Shirt fail.
*shudders*
Maybe the kid has a fork stuck in her nose, and they are getting her to the hospital…if not, they’re just fucking idiots.
Not the proper way to transport fork-nosed child fail
This is not a kidnapping attempt is it?
No one thinks its hilarious that the fat-ass guy is wearing a helmet but nothing else to protect him? xD
Poor little girl…
I always pause to think “utter fail” when I see riders in helmets and not much else. Can you say road rash? And words don’t even begin to cover the poor baby. (the parents do but not much else)
I can say road rash, why?
As a biker, I’m appalled. Words just don’t begin to describe this ‘multi-fail’
Yes. I’d not call this ‘child safety fail’– since it probably fails in at least 11 ways, I’d just call it ‘String Theory of Fail’.
in corporate-ese: Error Chain …. ummm, well, Error Chain Win, actually! We can only hope that the outcome removes these fine examples of prodigious girth from the procreating pool.
The Stig really let himself go since top gear season ended
Well, he’s got to make a living somehow. . .
LOL. Nice one.
sandwich fail!
Sandwich win?
not for the kid:P
The middle of the sandwich never wins
especially when ur coming at her from the back and ur other “peace of bread” is a dresser. whoops sorry wrong kinda of sandwich
Looks like the Simpson familly is out !
Leave pob out of this.
suffocation win!
A bike with front and rear Air… *umm* Fatbags… Nice! Safety Win
quite common in asia and often you can see more than one child between airbags, I mean adults. and they never wear helmets, just flip flops…
They wear flip flops and nothing else? Disgusting.
One arrow doesn’t begin to point out all the fail!
They are in for a big.
We are for the big. Give us surprised and pleased.
Your request is my command, m’lady.
*gives*
You are already at full cock now.
You are already at full c0ck right now.
I was at full c0ck once, the weather was amazing
I’m at full c0ck right now with pob.
And I am filming it, selling it…oh, and I need only one hand to hold the camera so… *masturbates*
Sorry, you don’t have a chance. He doesn’t swing that way.
Tell that to the redtube guys ;>
*headdesk*
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Hey, me too!
I know, we have so much in common!
This will be an unprecedented affair.
Do want!
About this “big.”, Can anyone be in for one?
Can make we out?
As long as I dont get “The computer aids”
I haven’t had the computer aids for a year now.
…Got a CD burner?
Yes we can!
Screw Hershey’s, these are my favorite kisses!
This fail is just more evidence that the wrong people are reproducing.
But so are the right people. *sexes*
He is too large to be reprodcuing, most likely a kidnapping.
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
But my phone doesn’t have the number 9.
No it 333,333,333
That’s because it’s a plastic cup on a string.
I think the girl had an affair with another guy : ) that would make her kinda smart. Right?? ( parodn my spelling )
indecent exposure WIN!!
That’s not really a win for any of us…
Failblog,
You win today. Best one yet. Thank you.
agreed
I bet that child had a strange odor after that ride……
It’s called despair. Women who wake up in my bed have it too.
Honesty fail.
i disagree, this seems very safe. if they crash, he’s got a front and rear airbags!
Only if they fart.
I can almost hear the bike screaming, “Christ in Heaven, HELP ME!” Same thing with the kid.
Please someone tell me where this is from so I can be sure to never go there.
I have seen this same thing many times in the Philippines. That is just they way it is done. I once seen a pregnant woman, two kids and a father on a bike once.
In the Philippines you rarely see any helmets, and people do not tend to get that overweight in the Philippines. But the background could easily be there. There is a lot of security bars on everything there. Also the tree is very tropical.
Anyways, this practice is very normal in many countries I am sure. But all of them would be “third world” countries in tropical areas.
Like that fail with the Indian guy riding his bike while reclined backwards, texting.
If this practice was normal in third world countries they wouldn’t be overpopulated.
fat FAIL.
Ah, yes, Britney Spears recalls the summer vacations of her youth….
People in the ‘States ride without helmets all the time, at least where I live. Alot of people wear flip-flops and the wrong clothing, I’ve also seen. Alot of, um, “lower common denominator” people have started to ride motorbikes and scooters recently, to save on gas.
Also, politics:
Democrats: “We’ll end the war!” (they can’t.)
Republicans: “We’ll save the ECONOMY!” (they won’t.)
I’ve got one question for you UK’ers, come election time, are your canidates better than ours? Ours always stink. In hindsight people always think the “other guy” could have done a better job, but I doubt it. Except for in the case of W., but he’s been so bad he could make Emperor Ming look like a good leader.
Our candidates definitely seem more… sensible than yours, lol. We don’t have the huge crazy parties and fandango over politics like you guys do. They focus more on policies than on winning the personality contest. So the result is a much lower-key affair, and the leaders are usually competent, if a little boring.
There’s a bit of hoo-hah at the moment because Gordon Brown’s own people are requesting that he step down.
Your politics is far more entertaining though, I’m looking forward to watching the debates!
It may be pay-per-view word-wrestling to you, but it’s the future of MY country, and they treat it like a game. It, frankly, pisses me off! I think I’ll join a satrical party. American politics are just a joke, anyways.
Looks like there are four people on the bike – not three.
*moves drinks and genial company to a new place*
*offers refills to friends*
Don’t know if I’m counted as a friend but will put my glass out and pull out another bottle of scotch.
I’d say you added yourself to the count tonight, Dan.
*holds out glass*
Woo! Thank you dear Dragon. *clinks glass and smiles*
Just please…do me one favor. PLEASE do not encourage that odious, offensive person who keeps crashing our party. Please?
So that’s how you see me?
*sniffles*
You really do want another taste of this halibut, don’t you??
:p
Can’t eat just one
I shall do as you ask and treat him with the disdain the he deserves.
*smooch*
Thank you. You are a true gent.
True gents would totally tongue you after a smooch of this nature.
*masturbates anyway*
*grin and smooch back*
I do my best to please.
*is pleased!*
Very rated G.
*not impressed, but just the same, masturbates for the good of all*
That’s it.
*chops it off*
I’ve had it with you and your public masturbation.
Thank you. I was getting a rash. Bleeding stump is better.
Who is this offensive and odious person? I have a raging clue. Any tips?
It starts with a “t” and ends with “alonsofpeace”
oh. … . . damn.
I’ve never been so. . . complimented.
*masturbates offensively*
I swear to god, I will chop it off.
Chop what off? That sounds kind of. . . wrong.
Aim carefully, you have to hit between AZ.
That’s kinda of hard when the one in question only goes from A to B
Understanding the referenced fail FAIL.
Linky linky, drunk señor.
Shadow, please. Seriously, please. Just stop talking to him.
Just…stop. Please.
I’m bored. And you’re not talking to me. And Loz is gone. I’m kind of starved for company.
I am TOO talking to you. Silly goose.
*gives Shadow the Scotch*
Wha. . . what happened to Loz? *weeps some more*
[drunken slur]
Ya know, Dragon… you… you’re… you’re like my beshesht, -eshesht frennd…
[/drunken slur]
I love you, man!
Oh wait, I’m not drinking.
You’d think that if we were all this drunk we might actually get along. . . *sighs. . .drinks even more*
Don’t drink too much. We want you to be able to go sailing through the right door when we kick your booty outta here.
1. What’s wrong with the left door?
2. My booty is fragile.
3. I like drinking too much.
4. ?????????
5. PROFIT!!!
What do you think, Dragon?
*swings foot back, readies leg, aims at talonsofpeace*
You seen enough?
*grabs new drink*
Wha? Dude, bring it. I love pain. I love being spanked. Bring it!
*fills glass*
Tis true, a very small penis. Not like the slide.
*is getting the spins*
Ooh! Nice reference!
nice nesting *hic!*
it already has been XD
Dragonfire and scotch.
It’s going to be a long night…
Not really, it’s 2:30 pm here… long time to go yet.
Oooh, that means you’re somewhere that is not the U.S. I’m sooooooooo envious!
*takes another drink*
I am in Australia… it’s Wednesday afternoon, the sun is shining and it’s a lovely day.
Oooohhhh….
*daydreams*
I’m going to the beach on the Gold Coast this weekend… I’ll think of you Dragon and toast a drink to you.
Wow…that got a genuinely delighted smile from me.
Sweet touch.
*gags*
You need to get out more, apparently.
You damn Australians always get laid, just ’cause of the accent. Lucky blokes
…
I must admit…I luuuuuuuurve the accent.
All the poisonous critters are kinda scary.
I only see one on this thread.
Poisonous versus irritant?
That’s because many have had the sense not to let that critter breed.
Venomous.
I see the value of species identification.
The worlds most venomous snakes and spiders reside in Australia. What’s that damned spider from Sydney. Something with silk in the name. Highly aggresive, and very deadly. Do not want.
Everything else in Australia do want.
I live in Australia, Cronulla just outside Sydney
Isnt the most dangerous spider the ‘Redback’/
*love*
Aussies have this uncanny ability to disarm people with that sexy speech of theirs. I would move there if their immigration laws didn’t effectively ban Americans.
That’s why you get a coyote
A coyote? Because people aren’t allowed into Australia? I didn’t think we stopped anyone.
Nobody gets me! I’m too expensive.
Do you do overnight discounts?
Nope. That’s extra.
I dont really care but i thought that we. Were suppose to comment the pic not have a convo? Im very confused help me out woulda ya??? Lots of love
Of course we’re always getting laid… we’re just a laidback people/
I’m so lucky, because my partner’s Australian I can live there when/if we get married
*dreams of the future on sandy beaches*
Your partner’s an Aussie lass named Sandy Beaches?
LOL. No. Think of where the sand would get :s
Totally jealous. Beautiful country, yours.
Hi Dan, you sweet thing! I’m in Australia, too!
/sighs, basking in the Springtime sunshine, happy to find fellow Aussie who, likewise, is reading failblog instead of working.
Cronulla rules
Expatriation is always an option. This country needs 2 things right now to heal its wounds. McCain/Palin.
*takes a long pull off whiskey*
You feel that?
Hey Talons!
Woah! Sup P? How you doing?
Just curious if your David Icke reference, the other day, was in jest, or if you actually dig his work.
I read “Children of the Matrix” and got freaked the hell out. Sifting through his writing is very taxing, but he’s got some *interesting* ideas.
Yeah, I dig it. But in a distanced kind of way.
I saw him speak, in LA, 4 or 5 years ago, and have read a bunch of his shit, as well as listened to interviews. As far out as alot of that stuff sounds, I wouldn.t be surprised. Everytime I see Cheney, Father George, or Boy George, I think…”They look like fucking snakes, man!!!” You should check out his new book, “The David Icke Guide to the Global Conspircy (and how to end it)” Good Shit.
Interesting, indeed. I saw the Credo Mutwa interview. It blew my fucking mind!
Yeah, the Credo Mutwa piece was pretty amazing. I’ll check out his newer title. I’m sure it will be worth it, if not the kind of thing that keeps me up at night.
I won’t assume I’m a friend, but since this whiskey is making me considerably drunk, I will continue to drink it anyways. *pours self glass and sits in the corner and weeps softly*
*offers a box of kleenex and a hallmark card*
*accepts hallmark card, uses kleenex for masturbation purposes*
hmm…
yeah. . me too.
avatar change JITSU!
I’m actually going to, just not right now. I’m tired of it as well.
Hey, that kid is probably safer than he would be in a car seat! Look at all that padding protecting him!
He’s about as safe as if he was between two upholstered boulders. One bump and it’s vertical roadkill time
The really sad thing is even if that kid does survive the sweat-ride of death, (she) has to go on living in an environment that will probably turn her into one of the same. KFC anyone?
LOL THE MASS OF HIS BODY WILL CREATE A GRAVITATIONAL PULL AND KEEP HER HOLDING ON…. XD XD XD XD XD IT’S FAIL SAFE….LOL JK …BUT NOT RLY LOL ROFLMFAO
Is he pregnant?
maybe SHE was pregnant and gave spontaneous birth on the bike without noticing. that could be a possible explanation for this. the thing the kid is wearing that seems like a shirt may be just its mother’s underwear
Child Safety Fail? I don’t know, he/she has got a lot of cushioning around him/her.
well, if the kid is as dumb as its parents it will die anyway… by forgetting to breath or something like that. obviously not by forgetting to eat
well he is protected from bullets and such thats for sure
In an event of an accident: the unimaginable amount of fats the child’s parents have would in fact cushion the child to safety.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they were prob trying to kidnapp the kid
Daddy’s back sweat smells like taco meat and old spice!
These people should strapped to the motorcycle and the motorcycle should be blown up
what fail? the kid has 300+ pounds of cushion in front of him
It’s a win!…for the gene pool that is. Darwin awards, here they come!
Haha, I bet it’s a cabbage patch kid.
This is very common in the Dominican Republic too. Nothing like passing a man driving a small motorcyle with a woman sidesaddle on the back with 2 grocery bags in her arms and 2 or 3 kids in between them, all while being passed yourself by a giant tour bus, all while other cars are coming the other direction. And stop signs? What are those? LOL
MY boyfriend almost had a heart attack when we went there just getting to & from the resort…
I forgot to add, no helmet wearing there, either.