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  1. divadragon says:

    eww, poor kid they must have to peel him out >.<

  2. LordRenzo says:

    Wtf is wrong with comments?

  3. curiousparty says:

    suffocation ensues.

  4. Lord says:

    Yeah! First dude!

  5. CR says:

    Poor girl.

  6. novak says:

    Why does the bike have multiple lights?

  7. Slim Shammy says:

    Where is her helmet? Or does her dad offer ample padding for accidents

  8. doctorbob says:

    At least there’s a big “airbag” in front.

  9. ZenoZTankof says:

    Top Notch Parenting fail.

  10. thepowerofblue says:

    They have a beach wedding photo to ruin in 15 minutes, and didn’t have time to find a babysitter.

  11. thepowerofblue says:

    Lemon curry?

  12. miette010 says:

    Seriously, wth is wrong with people?! Poor kid…

  13. villy says:

    Shirt fail.

    *shudders*

  14. mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

    Maybe the kid has a fork stuck in her nose, and they are getting her to the hospital…if not, they’re just fucking idiots.

  15. Slim Shammy says:

    This is not a kidnapping attempt is it?

  16. Ashley says:

    No one thinks its hilarious that the fat-ass guy is wearing a helmet but nothing else to protect him? xD

    Poor little girl…

  17. Sir Didymus says:

    As a biker, I’m appalled. Words just don’t begin to describe this ‘multi-fail’

    • ethana2 says:

      Yes. I’d not call this ‘child safety fail’– since it probably fails in at least 11 ways, I’d just call it ‘String Theory of Fail’.

      • Lunchbox307 says:

        in corporate-ese: Error Chain …. ummm, well, Error Chain Win, actually! We can only hope that the outcome removes these fine examples of prodigious girth from the procreating pool.

  18. Slim Shammy says:

    The Stig really let himself go since top gear season ended

  19. La Calavera says:

    sandwich fail!

  20. keko says:

    Looks like the Simpson familly is out !

  21. La Calavera says:

    suffocation win!

  22. Nuck Chorris says:

    A bike with front and rear Air… *umm* Fatbags… Nice! Safety Win

  23. berg says:

    quite common in asia and often you can see more than one child between airbags, I mean adults. and they never wear helmets, just flip flops…

  24. Captain Wow says:

    One arrow doesn’t begin to point out all the fail!

  25. mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

    They are in for a big.

  26. thepowerofblue says:

    This fail is just more evidence that the wrong people are reproducing.

  27. stumpmasterX says:

    indecent exposure WIN!!

  28. Mich says:

    Failblog,
    You win today. Best one yet. Thank you.

  29. EyeFilth1985 says:

    I bet that child had a strange odor after that ride……

  30. jojo says:

    i disagree, this seems very safe. if they crash, he’s got a front and rear airbags!

  31. Kerfuffle Monger says:

    I can almost hear the bike screaming, “Christ in Heaven, HELP ME!” Same thing with the kid. :D

  32. Cloral says:

    Please someone tell me where this is from so I can be sure to never go there.

    • CowboyChris says:

      I have seen this same thing many times in the Philippines. That is just they way it is done. I once seen a pregnant woman, two kids and a father on a bike once. :)

      In the Philippines you rarely see any helmets, and people do not tend to get that overweight in the Philippines. But the background could easily be there. There is a lot of security bars on everything there. Also the tree is very tropical.

      Anyways, this practice is very normal in many countries I am sure. But all of them would be “third world” countries in tropical areas.

  33. Krel says:

    fat FAIL.

  34. Miss Antipodes says:

    Ah, yes, Britney Spears recalls the summer vacations of her youth….

  35. greybob says:

    People in the ‘States ride without helmets all the time, at least where I live. Alot of people wear flip-flops and the wrong clothing, I’ve also seen. Alot of, um, “lower common denominator” people have started to ride motorbikes and scooters recently, to save on gas.

  36. greybob says:

    Also, politics:
    Democrats: “We’ll end the war!” (they can’t.)
    Republicans: “We’ll save the ECONOMY!” (they won’t.)
    I’ve got one question for you UK’ers, come election time, are your canidates better than ours? Ours always stink. In hindsight people always think the “other guy” could have done a better job, but I doubt it. Except for in the case of W., but he’s been so bad he could make Emperor Ming look like a good leader.

    • Loz says:

      Our candidates definitely seem more… sensible than yours, lol. We don’t have the huge crazy parties and fandango over politics like you guys do. They focus more on policies than on winning the personality contest. So the result is a much lower-key affair, and the leaders are usually competent, if a little boring.
      There’s a bit of hoo-hah at the moment because Gordon Brown’s own people are requesting that he step down.
      Your politics is far more entertaining though, I’m looking forward to watching the debates!

      • greybob says:

        It may be pay-per-view word-wrestling to you, but it’s the future of MY country, and they treat it like a game. It, frankly, pisses me off! I think I’ll join a satrical party. American politics are just a joke, anyways.

  37. Farcus says:

    Looks like there are four people on the bike – not three.

  38. Dragonwriter says:

    *moves drinks and genial company to a new place*

    *offers refills to friends*

  39. thepowerofblue says:

    hmm…

  40. Calamari says:

    Hey, that kid is probably safer than he would be in a car seat! Look at all that padding protecting him!

  41. betsy says:

    The really sad thing is even if that kid does survive the sweat-ride of death, (she) has to go on living in an environment that will probably turn her into one of the same. KFC anyone?

  42. furycutter80 says:

    LOL THE MASS OF HIS BODY WILL CREATE A GRAVITATIONAL PULL AND KEEP HER HOLDING ON…. XD XD XD XD XD IT’S FAIL SAFE….LOL JK …BUT NOT RLY LOL ROFLMFAO

  43. Pete Harper says:

    Is he pregnant?

    • raiseer says:

      maybe SHE was pregnant and gave spontaneous birth on the bike without noticing. that could be a possible explanation for this. the thing the kid is wearing that seems like a shirt may be just its mother’s underwear

  44. Toxicredm says:

    Child Safety Fail? I don’t know, he/she has got a lot of cushioning around him/her.

  45. raiseer says:

    well, if the kid is as dumb as its parents it will die anyway… by forgetting to breath or something like that. obviously not by forgetting to eat :)

  46. Superfredd3 says:

    well he is protected from bullets and such thats for sure

  47. cerb says:

    In an event of an accident: the unimaginable amount of fats the child’s parents have would in fact cushion the child to safety.

  48. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they were prob trying to kidnapp the kid

  49. Chad says:

    Daddy’s back sweat smells like taco meat and old spice!

  50. patrick31n916 says:

    These people should strapped to the motorcycle and the motorcycle should be blown up

  51. fail says:

    what fail? the kid has 300+ pounds of cushion in front of him

  52. JB Whatchacallit says:

    It’s a win!…for the gene pool that is. Darwin awards, here they come!

  53. laura says:

    Haha, I bet it’s a cabbage patch kid.

  54. SG says:

    This is very common in the Dominican Republic too. Nothing like passing a man driving a small motorcyle with a woman sidesaddle on the back with 2 grocery bags in her arms and 2 or 3 kids in between them, all while being passed yourself by a giant tour bus, all while other cars are coming the other direction. And stop signs? What are those? LOL

    MY boyfriend almost had a heart attack when we went there just getting to & from the resort…


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