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May contain milk.
This is not a b[ag of seeds].
[McCain]
It’s a bag of ass, my friends!
[/McCain]
mmmmm sunflower shells
aahhhhhghaghahgahgahg*drool*
No, not milk. Definitely a shrubbery.
shrubbery? :masturbates:
Oh, go cut down the mightest tree in the forest with a herring!
KNEE!!!!
Eki Eki Eki Eki Fertang! Whooo
You forgot the “zoom-boing!”
I have also forgotten the air speed velocity of a laden sparrow.
.
It Has been far too long since I last watched that film!
Swallow!
(that’s not a request)
African or European?
I DON’T KNOW!
Aww Loz… and I thought you cared.
UNladen!
Terrorist!!!
WE are no longer the Knights who say Ni!
We are now the Knights who say Eki Eki Ptang ZoooP-Boing!
And traces of nuts.
*Stops eating half way throught the bag* OH crap!? Really?! Someone drive me to the hospital then! Why didn’t they put the warning on the bag!
And butt water.
hahahahaha
Packaging designed by a proud graduate of UDM.
(Okay, no more references.)
Hee…having fun, sweets?
Too much!
*hugs*
F-A-K-E
P-R-O-V-E I-T
oooohh burn. I think finding a “seedless” sticker at a supermarket would be easy to find and move, don’t you think?
no way, I’ve never seen a ‘seedless’ sticker.
You Lie!!!
Well ok maybe not but you have seen a picture of a sticker…
Damn – I have prooved that this is fake… by the power of GOOGLE!
There! Under the stair…
In the corner? No, that’s just me in my spotlight.
You just losing your religion?
or just need someone to hear your prayers?
Just someone who’s there.
Feeling unknown
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the reciever
I’ll make you a believer!
Here comes the man in black,
Galaxy defender.
You’ll never remember.
This is my Deccember.
“like a halo in reverse…”
” I’m only here, to give you freelove…” ;>
*masturbates*
Ohhh… I got it from Agnes…
aperture science
It would be pretty easy to peel a sticker off of a seedless watermelon and place it on a bag of, say, sunflower seeds… but where does that explanation leave failblog, huh? Thanks to this thread, all of the funny has been taken out of this fail.
Spoil-sports will be spoil-sports.
But now that it’s ruined anyway, you can see where they picked the sticker off on the left side. There’s a bit of a dent in the sticker.
You’re as bad as ‘no way’!
Jose?
Hehe, maybe that’s his real name!
…on a stick!
On a steeeck
theres a bit of dent in your head.
I’ll thank you for not staring….
I’ve seen many pictures of stickers!
I’ve seen many stickers of pictures.
In Soviet Russia pictures are all sticky.
*Masturbates*
With the amount of that that goes on in these threads, I would think more pictures would be all sticky on Failblog, too…
Computer knowledge FAIL!
Hahahah you’re such a MORAN!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
and I thought my jokes were bad.
(By the way, the suit wasn’t cheap. You should know, you bought it!)
I’ve stickers of many pictures seen!
Do they not sell watermelon in Lozonia?
I can’t say I’ve seen one that had a ‘seedless’ sticker on it.
I’m not saying they don’t exist, samwise.
Seedless watermelons? Then where do baby watermelons come from?
The magic watermelon god singles out a seedless watermelon and makes it immaculately conceive a baby watermelon. (And names it Juses).
WIN
Don’t seedless watermelons take the fun out of eating it, though? They’re less flavourful and you can’t spit the seeds at people.
Meh, I find all watermelons to be flavourless.
mmmm… watermelon Juses….
Down Syndrome Watermelon
sterile.
Explaining the obvious logic to a fail… fail.
This is not a subliminal message. Please move along. Thank you for not noticing. This bag of seedless seeds is a figment of your imagination. Sincerely, Mgmt.
To seed or not to seed.
That really is a very ugly packet. Looks like something from the 80s.
Not everything from the 80s can look as good as you, m’lady.
*blush*
Click my name to see the aftermath of our shenanigans yesterday.
I never knew linens could look so good. (BTW, care to guess what color my linens are?)
is ‘stained’ a colour?
Minimally.
Not after last night! Teehee.
Oh you lovable little scamp! *smooches*
it could be a fake, but it’s even enough to lol at. just compare it with the other boring fails.
How about I compare this to the other boring comments?
…
Nope. Not enough to lol at.
Here. *gives Daniel some aloe vera* It won’t do much for the pain, but it’ll scar less.
“roasted & salted sunflower see”
its supposed to say “seeds”
that is a good fail
So, the concept of seedless sunflower seeds is a perfectly sensible idea to you?
That whoosh of air directly above you was caused by the joke that just flew overhead.
no, see, it actually is meant to say see. It forms a sentence.
See Original All-natural eat fail!
THE ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
It’s good to see you’re still unaffected by fuel prices.
It’s cause it has a windmill – clean energy stoopid!!
Better take cover then, that thing’s bound to blow any moment now.
*masturbates* any….moment….now….
I see that it brings you such JOI JOI JOI JOI
Not as much as you do
The feeling is mutual, m’lady.
Get a room, you two.
Awww Love on the internet….
It’s all going to end in tears you know
or its going to end in a Star Wars themed wedding.
Same thing.
Any volunteers to pose as the fat nude chick in the background of our wedding snaps? BYOBB. (Black bar).
What kind of cruel joke would that be… you buy a bag of sunflower seeds, thinking the ‘seedless’ sticker is there because some doofus moved it. Then you open up the bag to find it contains shells… no seeds.
I need my sunflower fix! *huffs shells*
PHOTOSHOP
It’s food idiots! Sunflower seeds are fried to be tasty but after that you can not grow anything from that.
100 + FIRST!!!!!!!!
are some pics are edit by photoshop is that true? because it dont look that accurate
MMM I love sunflower seed husks
Really? Really guys? Is that the only way to show your blatant hostility for how much you really hate working at that store is to place seedless stickers on sunflower seeds? Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
I guess this is what they do with the hulls from manufacturing shelled sunflower seeds… They’d be perfect with a nice, refreshing bottle of dehydrated water!
uhm yeah. obviously you just put a sticker that said “seedless” on this. maybe stole it from a watermelon?
you’re dumb
This is quite likely to be fake or photoshopped. Do you see how the bag is wrinkled, but the lighting or text of the sticker is not affected at all? Also, like somebody said, that probably came off another package or fruit.
this can’t be a real photo.
This is a real fail