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Haha nice one.
Its Moro Islamic Liberation Front in the Philippines [MILF].
yeah… i saw it on a filipino news thingie
i was thinking “um… wth?”
Yes, MILF is Moro Islamic Liberation Front! Note: We, Filipinos, are very sorry for using this acronym a bad use. It’s just a mere coincidence and we use it as an unknown meaning.
If there’s someone to blame for the use of the acronym, it’s the Führer of the terrorists (pictured above).
what is a milf?
(ahem)
Mother I’d Like to… um… screw.
I hope you looked at 1232aads’ comment:) LAWLZ:) Fail on your part, my friend:)
why say sorry? MILF is appropriate for the pinoy context — its these western guys who coined the term milf and the ones who used “this acronym a bad use.”
Timothy check your colonial mentality, its showing.
This is a MILF? DO NOT WANT!
That is your “FIRST!”?!
DO NOT WANT
I approve this first, shut it. Do not want.
I approve it too. Don’t worry blue, I’m right here
Want!
Do not want more twits yelling first.
What is a MILF?
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
MILF can also mean Mothers I’d Like to F***.
Hm… that’s an ugly mother… Or should I say “SHEMALE”?
Lol!
No, you shouldn’t say that. You really shouldn’t…
Yeah, thanks for asking whether you should or not. I’m with ‘me’ on this one.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
thats in the Philippines.
IMHO
一番！
いちばん!
Ichiban!
Primero!
d) None of the above.
eeeeeeeee
What, where is it? Where??
Certainly not where it should be.
Ah, it never is.
We hid it– it’s certainly not where /you/ think it is. I wouldn’t even look there if I were you; waste of time.
Looking where YOU think it is could be dangerous. Yes, hazardous to your health, and mine.
Oh great, the firster broke Loz. Looks like I’m going to have to take her in for a full inspection. It may take a while, but I’ll get our lovely Loz back up and running.
*faints*
Uh-oh, looks like that proposition made it worse!
Well, the problem may be more serious than I thought. Still, I take pride in my work, and I do have a satisfaction guarantee to uphold.
Well, you tick all my boxes
Sometimes without even using my hands.
You’re such a MILF.
…er, I mean…
You two get a room
check her oil. Make sure shes fully lubed.
Tits or GTFO D:
heh … just go easy on us with rule 34 for this one ( ;
LOL! MILF means Moro Islamic Liberation Front, some kind of leftist muslim group in the philippines.. I keep seeing that on TV but i never realized that it also read that way. i know, dumb. hahaha..
and yes, good grief. whoever thinks that actually qualifies as a ‘MILF’ must be a very, very, very sad, desperate, ugly and unlaid man.
I obviously don’t support fundamentalists, nor any independence movements that use violence as a means, but the Filipino MILF was around long before it took on the “Stacey’s Mom” meaning.
Dunno what TV channel this is but the logo doesn’t look American. Hopefully US TV channels wouldn’t be that dumb…although I wouldn’t put it past them.
actually that’s a Philippine news channel showing that segment, but its probably broadcast on cable in the US.
There is this thing called TFC (the Filipino Channel), where in Filipino shows shows are broad casted in the U.S.
A little sum’n sum’n for the OFW’s or immigrants out there who miss home ^^
Thats more like a GILF
Seriously? You would?
You are questioning poophead’s judgment?
Good point.
judge not lest ye’ be judged.
juses?
Who said I was judging? I was just asking if it was for serious
That’s a MILF????
O tempora, o mores!
It’s an abbreviation for Mother I’d Like to ….wait, there are children here….. I can’t say that word……
OK, in this case, it stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, a “political group” in the Philippines.
NO! WAIT! I read your post as What’s a MILF????
Stupid me!
^ RickS rolled.
Now, now. No earworms please. PLEEEeeeAAaaaAASSSSSEE!!!!
How about ceti eels?
I’d rather have Vorlons myself.
it’s not a political group, it’s a terrorist group in the south of Philippines composed of Muslims (well, what’s new).
Mom?!
Nom?!
Noam?
Chomps?
He does! How did you know?
Nim Chimpksy said as much.
(He’s hooked on people phonics, by the way.)
Skis?
Skeets?
Gnome?
Metrognome!
(Gnomes won’t nest beneath this level)
nä!
stands for
Man Is Likely to Fail
That was win
No it wasn’t.
+1
WIN!!!
It’s the touch of satan.
It’s a 70s horror movie spoofed by Mystery Science Theater 3000?
(I just googled ‘fiat knox’ and it turns out he writes erotic stories.)
“This is where the fish lives”
so thats that smell.
License to print money
MILF = Moro Islamic Liberation Front
who are in and of themselves a big, fat, epic FAIL.
Acronym fail.
The Filipino MILF was around long before the “Stacey’s Mom” kind of MILF.
Political fail, yes. Unfortunately they kidnap foreigners for the win.
Stacey? Who’s Stacey?
Did you mean Stifler’s mom?
fap?
lol
BTW: Moro Islamic Liberation Front, a Muslim separatist rebel group in the Philippines
HAWT
Moro International Liberation Front
forced lol fail.
∫éñ∂ ø√é® and I’ll force your lol…
Sorry, that joke sucked. And not in a good way, like your mom.
In Soviet Russia, M’s L to F U…
I think that about covers it.
Id like to cover you
I… *blush*
Shhhh…. just dont say anything… hush… just let this moment be.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front idiots. Try keeping up with current affairs.
You clearly have an irony deficiency, sir (or madam). I recommend taking supplements, preferably in suppository form.
Seriously, failblogging in class is not a good idea.
Irrelevant moralizing… not sure if it’s a win or a fail. But I do appreciate the well-meant intervention, although i will continue to ignore it (only in this class; I pay attention in all the other ones).
Look at it this way: because the lecturer is unintelligible and moves through topics too quickly, I have no incentive to show up other than for the sake of appearance (and no incentive to pay attention; I’ve tried, it’s useless). Therefore, either I will show up to class and failblog, or I will skip class and failblog. I feel that the least I can do is make the point that I give at least a small shit about the class by showing up, even if all I do is f**k around on the internets and download the notes later.
THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. Not really, it makes no difference to me. Have fun!
I used to drink in class
Alcohol doesent is are make you dumb.
If McGill University is any indication, alcohol makes you smarter.
Where is McGill University?
It’s the nearby extension program of Universidad Del Moron…
MILF stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front. It’s a separatist group in the Philippines, but yeah, still hilarious though.
Man I’d Like to Fu..?
I pity the fu!
This MILF is certainly fubar.
I think the milf has gone sour.
I pity the fu also.
Fu Manchu?
Hehe Milf
That’s not even a word 
Hehe, I know, what a silly fail!
got MILF?
WHAT!
MILFs are babies!
Heartbeat 18 days!
MILFs have babies…. sicko.
Your MILF has fingernails!
M.I.L.F. = Mom I’d like to f**k. Geez people, get up to date with your pron terms. Next you’ll ask what G.I.L.F means.
I’m pretty sure everyone here knows what a MILF is. But… thanks?
Wahey! I went on holiday… and they fixed the Comments thing. Thanks Failblog!
And yes I realise this is now probably old news but to me it is still as cute and fluffy as being given a new kitten after your old one mysteriously ‘went away’.
(this has nothing to do with my childhood obsession with knives, you are all perfectly safe…)
Welcome back!
I want a new kitten. Cats just aren’t as fun when they get old and fat.
Thanks
Actually going through a lop eared bunny phase at the moment – or at least the missus is… There’s good eating on a rabbit too, though I havn’t told her that yet…
She doesn’t know? Rabbit is quite a common meat. Though I wouldn’t suggest eating hers.
I’d love a bunny but I don’t have the time to look after one
They don’t take a ton of looking after, though, and you can train them to use a litter box! Or eat them, as you choose.
Heh, well I’m a vegetarian so I’ll pass on that one.
Do you have insomnia or something, dilly?
Constantly. Would you mail me some codeine fizzy tablets? That always worked.
You can get codeine in the US. It’s in most painkillers, I believe.
Not over the counter, you need a prescription…even for cough syrup with codeine.
Is that for chesty or tickly cough?
Mmmm Co-codamol…
The Rabbits are really easy to look after… unfortunately our 2 ‘girl’ rabbits seem to be doing a really good impression of mating. So I doubt there will only be two for long…
Bring on the casserole dish!
*cough…cough cough* Ow. Doesn’t tickle at all…blaaagh.
And I want the wee bunneh that’s behind my name!
I know for a fact you had some meat just the other day.
Guilty
The pepper sauce was a nice addition, by the way.
Id rather just leave them in the litter box then throw the whole thing out. Rabbit pellets dont sound appetizing.
Meh. If you don’t love your fat old cat, you don’t deserve a new kitten.
I have 3, two need homes. Want one?
grr — posting reply where I wanted it to go FAIL.
My previous was @ Loz – 2 psycho, flying, shoulder-kitties need homes
GILF????
Poster of this FAIL… You’ve FAILED HAHAHAHA.
M.I.L.F-> Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This guy is the head of that separatist group in the Philippines.
He must be a moro-n.
They’ve got their own Universidad now.
But no Universimum, because they discriminate against women.
Well, they are morons.
Grandma.
yech… i was hoping for girlfriend
Of if you want to be a little more polite, Mama Is Lookin’ Fine.
*doesn’t masturbate*
doesn’t masturbate? *masturbates*
the MILF sleeps. lolz mindanao islamic liberation front.
On the Failblog
the mighty Failblog
the MILF sleeps tonight…
Favourite movie of ALL time.
The Lion King? It’s actually the first film I ever saw in the theater without a parent or guardian with me.
Aww, that’s so cute! I know the entire movie word for word
Hehe, there was a semi-unpopular teacher at our school who couldn’t stand the song “Hakuna Matata”…of course, we tortured him by singing it every chance we could!
What a wonderful phrase!
The Lion King = Feminism FAIL.
Scar kills Mufasa and takes over making everyone in the pride miserable. They all wait around depressed until Simba comes back to rescue them.
Why?
Nala totally kicks Simba’s ass every time they meet. If Simba can take down Scar, Nala could have done it at any time. But instead she just suffers and waits for a man to do it for her.
Yeah, but the song predates the movie by about 65 years.
Nice try, dude. Mindanao is where the MILF is based. Those other two guys up there got it right with “Moro”, though.
i would savage her
LOL
It’s time for you to get new glasses…srsly.
That stands for Man I’d Like to FAIL.
eeewwwww…… I smell desperation on the part of whoever captioned this. Well, they say flattery will get you everywhere, good luck to him/her/it.
Why are you smelling people’s parts?
Huffin’ glue just ain’t doing for him what it used to.
I think by “savage” Hee Haw means the rending and tearing to bits sort of savaging.
Well, that’s a reply placement fail.
And, apparently, reading fail.
>.<
Hey, don’t feel bad. I probably would use “savage” that way.
‘Savage’ is a common slang word in Ireland, basically meaning ‘cool’.
Savage!
pob! *hugs*
*hugs back*
Hey, it’s one of those rare internet females I’ve heard so much about. I shall have to study her thoroughly. (Have I mentioned that I’m a hands-on learner?)
Wow, it’s one of those rare non-dickhead internet males I’ve heard little about. I shall have to study him! (Also a hands-on learner
)
It’s sure to be an ED-ifying experience.
It’s not a MILF. It’s “THE” MILF
this is not a bin.
I didn’t know that Jabba the Hut was the Head of MILF.
sheesh, even when naming resistance groups our country is FAIL. -_-
Naming yourself was fail, stealer!!
the computer i used came with the name. what the hell is fuzzy_pickles?
That name was around even before the “Stacey’s Mom” MILF became popular, as so many other people have already pointed out. You fail for still having a colonial mindset, even in this day and age.
Knowledge of World Affairs FAIL.
Blaming everything on the government and trying to seperate themselves from the Philippines all the while condemning the soldiers for defending their country, hating the president whomever he or she is and over-all hating everything that is related to Luzon or Visayas and “terrorizing” the locals all the while looking like desperate idiots fail.
k
What the crap?!? When did Linda Ronstadt start wearing a fez?
YAY! Way I thought the Moro Islamic Liberation Front was just a bunch of mute hadji Philippino tards.
I don’t even know what they’re fighting for.
As they say, that’s one ugly mother.
seriously, people who think that MILF in that speaks stands for a pr0n term epicly fail
*facepalm*
I was waiting for a time someone would mistake MILF for MILF.
I dont get it
That’s not a milf or a dilf.
Milfalert.wordpress.org
Pragmatism fail?
I stand corrected… Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Wow, cultural/news sensitivity fail.
If it’s any consolation, though, the host of the show it was taken from is a generous dose of fail.
Actually, whenever I see this on TV, I really think of something different. Tsk tsk tsk.
MILF should be M.I.L.F
Moro Islamic Libertaion Front
a terrorist group in the Philippines
to err is human
to repeat what other humans have already repeatedly said here is, err.. Moro’nic
milflehehehehe chriss
nice
D lolzzzzz