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OMG, it’s a vehicle orgy!
mmmmmmm, oily
Yikes!
FIRST!
drum drum the drum drums for dr dr dumb dumb
roffle roffle
Lol some people just dont understand. YOU ARENT FIRST DrDr! Face it! (whats the big deal about being first anyway?) :s
Who knows. They think it somehow validates their existence.
Which is interesting, as he replied to my comment to post “First”.
They always do that. As if it’s ‘funny’.
Wait… my name isn’t funny?
*cries*
The sound of drums?
*TARDISes*
Believe it’s “kerfuffle” now.
And “TRADISes”.
You rang?
Nope. No one rang.
(cue de la soul)
have you noticed the truck on top was carrying a canoe?
This Transformer is definitely turned out a Down Syndrome =D
I’ll stick my radio antenna in your muffler.
orgy? *masturbates*
Dude, those are cars. Oh well… *masturbates*
You said dude! You know what the means right?
*masturbates*
You perverts!
*masturbates*
Wow! You guys are kind like stupid as shit!
They’re proud alumni of Universidad de Moron.
Indeed.
Rossy O’donald *masturbates*
Learn to spell, Rossy.
I think he was talking about Ross from Friends and Donald duck…
lol vehicle orgy.
argh I wanted to say that. Being in time FAIL
Ah well, you’re only a day late.
*gives US $1.46*
Wonder if there’s a motorbike in the bed of the pickup…
And a motorcyclist…
Those dangerous branches could be trimmed if a ladder was placed on top of the blue pickup.
LOL
… then we could enjoy an obstructed view of the cars on the roof.
And of the free drugs and money inside them
Welcome to downtown LA!
But it would only work if the ladder were being held up by a Chinese guy.
Previous post FTW.
Doubtful, this sign is hidden by the tree limb….
(Vehicles won’t nest above this level)
(Unless they’re TARDISes)
“Wow, I thought my truck had broken down! I had no idea the entire back side was crushed!! I’m so glad you guys caught that and fixed it for me! Whats the bill? 15,000? Great!”
Nope, the bill is on 90cotillions
I thought the largest number was kazillions. Or was it bazillions? I forget.
“Wait…how much is a Brazilian?”
$15.95
In money or in pain?
Bush joke FTW!
Numbers are infinite, honey
Actually, a number is finite and is a statement of value. Further, there is no number large enough to express infinity, and it is an abstract concept at worst and a way to prove philosophically that time cannot go on indifinately in both directions.
Math nerd WIN!
googol it
Cotillions? Are you a debutante?
so close
Just a little more, come on, you can do it! One more jerk…
Did you call?…. Sausage is probably here.
I don’t think vienna is a very good role model for someone just learning how to masturbate!
(jerk)
Well, yes, that, too. (So, many, commas!)
Not sure if the comma before ‘too’ was required.
It was. (Ask Dragon).
I will interrupt her fire-breathing when a more urgent question arises.
I’m not breathing fire at the moment. I’m partaking of a soothing and delicious honey lozenge, and my breath is sweet and delectable.
(Yes, honey…and I thought of you guys when I bought them at the store today!)
(sounds mellifluous!)
Honey sounds apiary.
Ape sounds bee monkey phonics.
You’re hooked on mokey phonics.
monkey*
*slaps dilettante*
*sigh*… It’s good to be back.
Um…you forgot to use the fish. The herring fell apart, so Avis shellacked a halibut for the job.
*meant mokey* silly. And only fuzzy gets to slap me.
Hmm, a halibut… not a bad idea. It’s a wide fish, so more surface area, and a more effective slap.
Yes, but using the same logic, a herring can achieve greater velocity. And besides, it’s tradition.
There are mokey things in heaven and earth, Shadow,
Than are dreamt of in your slaphappy philosophy.
(And if you do dilly wrong again, my friend, I’m gonna light into your shadowy ass till it makes you disappear!)
Ok… first of all… mokey? Is there something I’m missing?
And second of all… I have to do it…:
“Nabisco. Slaphappy.”
Sorry.
nabisco?
*masturbates*
yay, chocodrops
Shadow is missing a reference he is too young to get.
Xis is missing out on getting a life with any maturity or cleverness.
It wasn’t
Apparently it was.
*sigh*
I will once again explain about “too” and commas.
If the word too (meaning “also”) occurs somewhere other than the end of a sentence or a clause, commas should be placed before and after it.
If it just occurs at the end of a sentence, no comma is necessary.
I agree, too, also.
But I’ve seen you use it at the end of a sentence!
Is this a ‘do as I say, not as I do’ situation?
I said it’s not necessary. I didn’t say it was wrong to put it there.
So I was right?!
(Really, I just wanted an excuse to write a sentence with every word separated by a comma.)
You weren’t wrong.
(There really isn’t any right or wrong answer here. You can put a comma there, but you don’t have to. You DO have to use the commas if the “too” is embedded, though.)
But when would being novelly embedded be too uncommanly seksy?
That would depend on the novelist!
*finds commanality in embedded seksyness*
See… THIS is what it takes to get me hooked on phonics
.
If, you, type, like, William, Shatner, speaks, you, can, use, all, the, commas, you, want.
and I don’t know what to tell you but if it happens you should ever find yourself wishing to speak like christopher walken you can do as he does whenever he gets a new scrip and that is first to go through the entire manuscript and remove all the punctuation so that he can feel free to enunciate and inflect in what ever manner he is so move i just gotta however have more cowbell
*script*
*moved*
*Christopher Walken*
*You can remove punctuation without disregarding other language rules, like capitolizing proper nouns.*
Please disregard the erroneous comma.
*capitalizing*
:p
What if I am for governmental control of noun usage? Then I think it could be “capitolization”…ha ha. Just kidding.
Thanks
dragonwriter said: You DO have to use the commas if the “too” is embedded, though.
It’s been my experience, and I think Loz will back me up on this, that when the two are embedded, then cummas will certainly be involved.
Ohh you tickle me pink
the cummas, blue?
I love it when you talk like that.
*Ahem* Could I advise the two of you to hold your ‘intimate’ talks outside of Failblog? We have enough innuendo from mr sausage.
Get used to the Sunday-Go-To-Meetin’ innuendo, kid.
And vienna does not partake of innuendo. In fact, he hasn’t managed to advance past the single-entendre yet.
True innuendo is smart and clever and amusing, and Loz and Blue are all of those things.
Loz should change her name to “Red” so if the two ever start a flame war, it’ll be “Red vs. Blue”.
I’d rather be yellow. So that together we can make you all green with envy.
Awww…thanks! But I won’t do it if you make me wear poofy sleeves and a giant bow on my butt.
That’s hawt.
Okay, no poofy sleeves. We do have taste, after all!
All you have to do is say nice things about us for the rest of your life
Poofy sleeves?
“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”
That, I heard.
Yar! I want to be a pirate!
lol how can tht happen?
Over enthusiastic repo-man
Vehicular matryoshka?
… will nest inside one another in an impressive number of levels
(then i’m hoping inside each vehicle is an impressive number of clowns)
Where’s my hat?
On your ass, asshat.
Cervix mitten.
You remembered to wear yours the other day, right?
Err… yeah… yeah of course I did… *awkward smile*
Ruh-roh.
Scooby-Doo and cervix mittens, in the same thread.
Only on Failblog… *sigh*
I think Daphne always wore a cervix mitten, actually…
What kind of hat is it? A jimmy hat?
Or a fez? Mine disappeard just like that!
Don’t do it without the Fez on!
On what? The concept?
Listen to Steely Dan lyrics, and have SEKS.
I already have SEKS
I want to SEKS you up!
Well no one is more qualified than you to do so!
That was an awful song!
Towing Win!
I agree. I think it’s a win. Why tow 3 different times? Tow truck ftw.
thats actually a good point,
i thought it was one of those car breaks down, truck breaks down, truck which goes to get that breaks down ect, moments
Aww, man. Are all the other drivers on vacation today? Why do *I* have to pick them all up?
It’s called carpooling. Saves gas or something.
We apologize for the fault in the towing. Those repsonsible have now been towed.
MY ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
(Is it weird that I actually enjoy reading this comment… every time? It makes me giggle and I don’t know why…)
Why thank you Professor Loz. Teh Roflcopter shall spare you when it takes over the world.
Kind of Teh Roflcopter I think you’ll find.
But it’s his roflcopter, apparently. I was assuming he has it under control. Unless it’s one of those rare wild roflcopters.
He likes to think he owns it, but no-one can touch Teh Roflcopter. He might own some Rofl-Waffles, but that is all.
Loz…it makes me chuckle too. I have NO idea why. But then, I always did like absurdity.
(Is that maybe why I like you?? *ducks*)
^ COY COY COY COY
?KOI?! ?KOI?! ?KOI?! ?KOI?!!!
OY OY OY OY OY VAY!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW
Oh and the RoflCopter is the most supreme of all beings, and I would consider myself a very silly person to believe that I am even near his royalty. So no, I do not own him.
The blue car’s going down on the first little bump.
I’ll go down on your little bump.
(It had to be said).
That’s what she said!
…yes… that is what I said…
*golf clap*
Does that mean it’s not happening? *cries*
::masterbates::
umm… just for gratuitous posterity..
B3nd 0ver and I’ll show you gratuitous posteriority.
As previously noted, I love it when you talk like that.
Teehee…
I thought it was a pretty good pun. *looks around* …anyone? Oh
Aw, don’t frown Loz! I thought it was a good pun. Come here. *snuggles*
(You’re not over the age of 30, are you? ‘Cause that would be weird for me.)
It’d be weird for me too, because I won’t hit 30 until the next decade.
Phew! *high-five for 80s kids*
*high-fives*
Now I’ve gotta run… Tropic Thunder time!
Oh yeah! That movie should be mandatory for everyone here.
*snork* Oh, you young-uns!
Well, we all don’t explore caves on our first dates…
Unless you’re spelunkers…
Yeah, “spelunkers”…
I told you guys…going into that cave was purely Platonic!
I don’t know, Dragon, calling it a Platonic cave still sounds plenty “allegorical” to me! (And I’m not even a Republican .)
Let’s hold a Symposium about it.
Regardless of what it was, you should not go down on the first date.
Don’t worry, dear Admiral…that did NOT happen.
I did, however, have to give him The Look when he put his hand on my leg in the movie theater and started to rub my thigh with his thumb.
I wish you guys could have seen how fast he snatched his hand back! As if he’s actually been burned! Hee!
Well then! It sounds as if we missed a few details from this date of yours.
Honestly, I was a little surprised by that. It was an extremely intimate gesture…not one that you’d usually employ in the “getting to know each other” stage.
So later, when he tried to take my hand, I neatly avoided him. He didn’t try to touch me again.
Now…if he’d shown an interest in my brain as much as he had in getting into my dragon-britches…
You have to understand though… we men are simple creatures. All we desire is some food, beer, ESPN, and some sex once in a while. We will certainly, of course, show interest in the brain if it means our date will show interest in the bed, but… yeah.
And don’t forget apophatic contemplation! I loves me some women with bare hearts and naked minds.
*sobs*
There there…
*Attempts mind meld*
Dragon, I’m far more concerned with what’s inside you than with what’s inside your clothes!
WOW! That was forward.
Indecent proposal if ever I saw one.
Oh wait… no… SotB is a doctor and concerned about your health.
Ah, yes… I’m sorry these instruments are a little cold. You’re going to feel a little pressure.
Hmmmm….
*looks skeptical*
My name is thepowerofblue, and I approve this message.
I’ll approve your message.
Does that work as a euphemism?
Not really. Nor as an innuendo. Sorry sorry DrDr.
InnUrEndo.
Really-old-joke win!
Thanks for the set-up.
Did you just call Loz an Irish Setter?
Well I do have a very glossy coat.
*pets*
The long thread has caught yet another dragon comment
Access denied.
That’s what she said.
Not to me.
Yes … that IS what she said. (XKCD ftw?)
WoW, I must spend too much time online if I am starting to understand random strings of letters as jokes and references, but I totally agree, XKCD FTW.
No *masturbates anyway*
And the diligent little man in the pink boat is going up … on the first good hard-working conscientious thank you ma’am bump.
I know mine is going up
Thank you, sir.
Very conscientious, thank you, sir.
Well, my manners like a boat on the ocean;
I’m sailing with a cargo full of dalliance and devotion.
There’s always been quiet places to harbor you and me –
Shall I rock the boat with honeyed courtesy?
Honey…?
Oh, honey.
Where did you get that truck?
…It fell off the back of a truck truck.
Where did you get a truck truck?!
…It fell off the back of a truck truck….truck.
If people want to buy a pet, they go to a shop
If people want to buy a pet shop, they go to a pet shop shop.
If people want to buy a pet shop shop, they’re just being stupid.
Little Britan
If that was a package of toys I’d buy it and play with all the trucks on the floor.
Is that a code of some sort?
Somehow my mind twisted that into something very dirty. . .
… and after that, it’s just turtles all the way down.
Does it’s?
OH! Nevermind, I like turtles.
LOL.
Roffle!
you like turdles?
sorry dude, you don’t even have a chance
Just asked a friend what he thought about this and he said he’d seen it in Bolivia, and the pic’s probably from there.
Hmm, if it’s in Bolivia should it still be “Fail Towing, Inc.”? I thought the “inc.” was only used in the US and Canada. I could be wrong, though.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the “Inc.” uncapitalized.
Oh, my boy, you haven’t lived!
I laughed out loud, but very quietly. More of a chuckle that started with a cough really.
So, really just a tickly throat? Ah well, I’ll try harder next time!
Wait, don’t you guys have “chesty cough”, “tickly cough” and “catarrh”? That’s what they asked me at Boots. I just bought the paracetamol and codeine fizzies.
Haha, well Boots is the real deal! I guess chesty cough is more phlegm-y and tickly cough is more… tickly. Can’t say I really know what catarrh is.
Sounds like a hairball.
AND sounds messy. *coughs into elbow*
Damn I miss that codeine.
OTC narcotics are one of Europe’s greatest treasures.
You should’ve seen the painkillers they gave me after my operation last week. I think they were called Voltarol, and I was given 2. I got dizzy and spaced out because they were that strong.
Stop smoking.
(Smokers won’t nest beyond this post.)
I fecked it. Ignore my previous post.
(Smokers will not nest beyond this post.)
Bummer. I should quit.
try snuff.
Actually, this picture was taken in Berkeley, California!
Go figure.
fail to the third power
Chuck Norris stacked that truck!
Fail? BAH! If you can manage to do that, and not have it collapse, you’ve done anything BUT fail!
markdash fails for submitting this.
I would assume that the person who owns the large truck is a different person from the owners of the other trucks. In that case, big truck owner = win, all other truck owners = fail.
Somebody ate my pommegrammit seeds!!!!!
Where’d all the extra ‘M’s come from?
This could be a toll-road avoidance win. Most toll roads around here charge by the number of axles in contact with the road. Maybe they were just trying to save a few bucks.
Or parking fee avoidance win.
I saw something similar traveling down I-85 in Atlanta many years ago. On a LARGE flatbed truck was a larger-than-usual dump truck, in the back of which was a compact pickup. I figured they were just spares . . .
. . . but I always wondered how they loaded the pickup into the dump body . . .
slow week I’ll take first bid of $1.00 for her
I have a pimp? This is news to me.
Fail, Inc or inc fail?
By default.. that’s a win!
This is textbook Carma Sutra. Although they are probably novices since they cheated and used straps to hold the position.
Kama*, sweetie.
Oh. Well whoops, I’ve been doing it wrong let’s just say.
There is. Just trust me on that, Ok?
Ummm….I second that.
I take it you have never attempted to be intimate with an automobile.
With an or in an?
Either and/or both.
vehicle recursion
multitasking win?
Nice…