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OMG, it’s a vehicle orgy!
mmmmmmm, oily
Yikes!
FIRST!
drum drum the drum drums for dr dr dumb dumb
roffle roffle
Lol some people just dont understand. YOU ARENT FIRST DrDr! Face it! (whats the big deal about being first anyway?) :s
The sound of drums?
*TARDISes*
Believe it’s “kerfuffle” now.
And “TRADISes”.
You rang?
orgy? *masturbates*
Dude, those are cars. Oh well… *masturbates*
You said dude! You know what the means right?
*masturbates*
You perverts!
*masturbates*
Wow! You guys are kind like stupid as shit!
lol vehicle orgy.
Wonder if there’s a motorbike in the bed of the pickup…
And a motorcyclist…
Those dangerous branches could be trimmed if a ladder was placed on top of the blue pickup.
LOL
… then we could enjoy an obstructed view of the cars on the roof.
And of the free drugs and money inside them
Welcome to downtown LA!
But it would only work if the ladder were being held up by a Chinese guy.
“Wow, I thought my truck had broken down! I had no idea the entire back side was crushed!! I’m so glad you guys caught that and fixed it for me! Whats the bill? 15,000? Great!”
Nope, the bill is on 90cotillions
I thought the largest number was kazillions. Or was it bazillions? I forget.
“Wait…how much is a Brazilian?”
$15.95
In money or in pain?
Numbers are infinite, honey
Cotillions? Are you a debutante?
so close
Just a little more, come on, you can do it! One more jerk…
Did you call?…. Sausage is probably here.
I don’t think vienna is a very good role model for someone just learning how to masturbate!
(jerk)
Well, yes, that, too. (So, many, commas!)
Not sure if the comma before ‘too’ was required.
It was. (Ask Dragon).
I will interrupt her fire-breathing when a more urgent question arises.
I’m not breathing fire at the moment. I’m partaking of a soothing and delicious honey lozenge, and my breath is sweet and delectable.
(Yes, honey…and I thought of you guys when I bought them at the store today!)
(sounds mellifluous!)
Honey sounds apiary.
Ape sounds bee monkey phonics.
You’re hooked on mokey phonics.
monkey*
*slaps dilettante*
*sigh*… It’s good to be back.
Um…you forgot to use the fish. The herring fell apart, so Avis shellacked a halibut for the job.
*meant mokey* silly. And only fuzzy gets to slap me.
Hmm, a halibut… not a bad idea. It’s a wide fish, so more surface area, and a more effective slap.
Yes, but using the same logic, a herring can achieve greater velocity. And besides, it’s tradition.
There are mokey things in heaven and earth, Shadow,
Than are dreamt of in your slaphappy philosophy.
(And if you do dilly wrong again, my friend, I’m gonna light into your shadowy ass till it makes you disappear!)
Ok… first of all… mokey? Is there something I’m missing?
And second of all… I have to do it…:
“Nabisco. Slaphappy.”
Sorry.
nabisco?
*masturbates*
yay, chocodrops
It wasn’t
Apparently it was.
*sigh*
I will once again explain about “too” and commas.
If the word too (meaning “also”) occurs somewhere other than the end of a sentence or a clause, commas should be placed before and after it.
If it just occurs at the end of a sentence, no comma is necessary.
I agree, too, also.
But I’ve seen you use it at the end of a sentence!
Is this a ‘do as I say, not as I do’ situation?
I said it’s not necessary. I didn’t say it was wrong to put it there.
So I was right?!
(Really, I just wanted an excuse to write a sentence with every word separated by a comma.)
You weren’t wrong.
(There really isn’t any right or wrong answer here. You can put a comma there, but you don’t have to. You DO have to use the commas if the “too” is embedded, though.)
But when would being novelly embedded be too uncommanly seksy?
That would depend on the novelist!
*finds commanality in embedded seksyness*
See… THIS is what it takes to get me hooked on phonics :D.
If, you, type, like, William, Shatner, speaks, you, can, use, all, the, commas, you, want.
I love it when you talk like that.