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instant sub… fail
Seems like a reasonable substitution if you play a Hunter.
lol win!
excellent!
or if you are a healer….
I don’t think many hunters would be able to read the sign, let alone manage to get all the way to the store without cutting themselves on a sign.
Context fail
Glad that I buy all my stuff via the internet then O: wouldn’t want to shoot myself.
Auto-shot afk?
Mages would do better with First Aid 375
“Attention: Splay this sub — instant dom needed on aisle one.”
*snerk*
The leather and chains aisle?
What Target do YOU shop at?
The Target where he can get healing hands for his claws and paws damage.
Second!
Sloppy Lolz!
Sounds like my school dinners.
Ummmm….
What the heck kind of school do you go to??
A British school. That answer your question?
Ahhhh, the innocence of youth…!
Roffle. BFF is cute, eh?
Why thank you, Loz.
*Puppy eyes*
British, meaning they skip lunch & go straight to ‘dinner.’
Yeah, thought that was weird, but he IS from the people who gave us “elevenses”.
The people who gave you… pretty much your whole existence
You saw my family tree!! Omniscient!!
Yeah, all elevenses of you!
*Breaks into chorus of RULE BRITANNIA*
*pfft* my family’s from Ethiopia… which pretty much gave the world its existence.
word!
Phrase! Independent clause!
And a whole book about Lucy in the gorge with Olduvai!
Well, technically I believe the Big Bang gave the world its existence.
But yes, you win, Africa gave humans their existence.
Is that what we’re calling our bedroom romp now, the Big Bang? It certainly rocked my world.
You know it. And it was very big
*masturbates*
of repression ,rape, institutional dominance, shitty food , bad teeth, pain , suffering, and a complete disregard for fellow humans. thank you
That’s pretty much a generic description of all civilizations.
Civlizations FAIL.
I never realised how weird that is… we call it ‘lunchtime’ at school but the school meals are called ‘dinners’.
That’s so that you don’t confuse them with “Supper”
Does anyone say “supper” anymore? Thought it was just Paula Deen.
My partners mother does, but she is a crazy old British woman…..
so never mind.
My grandpa does too, but he is a crazy old cowboy
I’ve been informed by my friend who lives in Louisiana that “supper” is still a very common term.
I who lives on Louisiana calls it Supper if it are served 4:30pm
to 6:30. After 6:30 it’s may be called Dinner or a Late Supper.
If you goes out to eat it, and ’specially on a date,
then it’s a Dinner / Dinner Date. But generally it’s just called “eatin’” and we do it whenever we can and we do it good yeah.
maybe its a southern thing, my grandpa lives in Texas.
Also, my grandpa calls what most ppl call lunch, Dinner.
If supper time is good enough for Snoopy it is good enough for me.
Supper time, and the eatin’s easy…
Some Brits have ’supper’, like an actual half-meal between dinner and bed. But I really don’t see the point.
…just don’t call me late for dinner (or supper.)
you’ve all missed out breakfast, brunch and tea (the time to eat,
not the drink) lol
fuck tea
You have several partners? Score!
Damn! they’re on to me….. *shifty eyes*
definitely a GA thing… my pawpaw called lunch supper
“lunch” “dinner” and “supper” refer to the type of meal. A light Midday meal is referred to as “lunch”, a heavy meal as “dinner” (ie- sunday dinner after church) A heavy evening meal is “dinner” and a lighter one is “supper”…
at least in the midwest where i grew up.
What if you had heavy meals at both midday and in the evening?
Then you’d be over weight.
I think that’s the best explanation for the differences that I’ve seen.
It’s weird, you have school dinners, but you don’t have “packed dinner”.
4th !
somebody kill kenny
*Takes out pistol*
Ready whenever you are, fuzz.
arcane missiles! fireblast!
I cast Magic Missile! …at the darkness!
I’m I drunk yet??
If there’s any girls there, I wanna do them!
But, you’re a princess…
*Head asplodes*
If that’s all it takes for your head to asplode, BFF, then you are NOT ready for this world.
That asploding was a slight error. I understand how the princess could ‘do’ girls, and wish I hadn’t.
Hmmm…
I think you mean, “Hrrr….”
I think you mean “RRRRRRRRRRR”, babyfood.
Stop Bogarting the R’s, princess dilly pickle.
You bogard the R’s the pirates will be pissed. And that’s angry pissed not drunk pissed.
You’re drunk you are, yes.
This isn’t final fantasy, dammit.
You just fell for the Ice Trap!
Next-to-final fantasy?
Penultimate Fantasy.
Ahh penultimate fantasies…. *eyes stare off into space, lips move to form silly smile*
Not to be confused with Pen Ultimate Fantasy.
sounds like a bad Playgirl fantasy.
You know me too well, blue
*fantasises about red pens*
Xmas List for Friends and Family
2 cases of red pens
Final Fantasy Football?
You bastards!
No, it was justified, he had pinkeye.
From poo particles on his pillow?
Mr. Hankey visits everyone.
No, that would be brown eye…um…wait….
farts
In your general direction.
and take your silly k-nights with you!
Has no one seen knocked up?
*lightbulbs*
*kicks self for not getting reference before*
I lol’d.
Haha
phew! At least one person got it 
Come on, who didn’t see that coming?
People from 1993.
lol … that’s an old fashioned burn right there, y’all
(not you fuzzy) “Everybody fail now”! bow, bow, bow bow bow bow
*makes a full prostration ‘neath the disco dancing shakti*
Everybody knows the real instant substitute for WoW is WoWoW –
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play
I love The Onion.
WoW for $14.99? No wonder it was sold out.
I don’t think it was the full game, just an add-on. I’ve heard my friend talk about it before.
That’s because Wrath of the Lich King is coming, so prices are dropping.
I saw this on Kotaku…this super fails
I was going to say, “this has already been posted before.” But you are right – it was Kotaku I saw this on, not here.
Instant Substitute- Just Add WTF?
Well, that’s the quality you ask for with a substitute!
Failblog is getting in a lot of Target practice these days.
Those soccer players should really watch out then.
Only if they play by archery range
I tried to walk into target, but i missed.
Thanks, Mitch.
Do ducks’ opinions of you change depending on whether or not you have bread, Brandon?
Yeah, they really hate the pepperidge farm stuff.
Purple people? To hell with purple people. Unless they are choking, then help them.
I actually got to use that today. At my friends boyfriends college all the freshman are being painted purple. It was too good to pass up.
I’m sure the blank stares you got from fratfags were worthwhile.
It truly was.now please, if we are bothering you, graciously return to your full house reruns you humourless dog.
Yeah, it is quite easy to miss a 120000ft store with TARGET emblazoned on a huge billboard.
BFF, you just missed the huge wide open point.
*hedberg’s*
Ah, I was feeling a bit thick-headed. Must have been that CareFree gum.
First!
This is Bob. Bob has nothing to say.
I wish that was you, mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e
Yeah, I know I’ve got a special place in your dreams:*
Yes. That place is called Internet hell.
Mmm… you naughty boy…
Thank you, mr e.n.z.y.t.e a.d.
Would you like a sample?
lightining balls?
The best part is that these are done individually and not company-wide, so someone at that store CHOSE another 14.99 game randomly to use as a substitute. Paying attention fail.
And all this time I thought some bigwig in a needlessly large office had determined this was the perfect replacement product, along with all the stores around the country being out of the initial product at the same time. Thank you so much.
Betcha it wa sa WoW-hater doin it on purpose.
Wowsa.
Go go gadget red pen!
was a*
The correction was, of course, for the mouse and not the fuzz.
thepowowsa’s who’s had the bluesa … tries to remedy that all nowsa with red needles and pensa
I love that pen of yours, blue. Your penis mightier than your sword
*snork chuckle*
Hmph. I should get fuzz to lolspeak at you for cribbing my joke, Loz! :p
Yes, but what I want to know is, Does it work?
You want to know if my pen works?
We are sold out of:-
LOLcat
Please substitute:-
bobcat
Goldthwaite?
*Bobscratches*
Ow, now I’ve got cat scratch fever!
Actually, he prefers “Robert.”
Lurking at ICHC again? tsk, Oh, shit, just gave myself away…
C’mere, bunneh, i have a carrot and a stick for you.
Ohai! I can has karot pls pls?
I do too.
*sticks tongue out at Loz*
I never comment, though…the lolspeak on the comment threads makes my eyes bleed.
Yeah, it really is a travesty. What’s scarier is that they’re probably all middle-aged men and women.
Oh, the horrors of ICHC.
+1 on the middle-aged women, it’s all the crazy cat ladies from the simpsons. their poetry gives me migraines.
Or, possibly, the Simpsons. Also ignore my comma instead of a period above.
Crap, there’s another one. *shamed*
They’re sweet, though…they have their own groups and communities there, and they enjoy it. I admit…I’m more comfy here with you guys!
They’re cute, in a way. But I’d rather be here and write normally, at least most of the time
Dragon, I’m touched; in the sentimental way, not the creepy sexual abuse kind of way.
Dragon, get over here!; in the I wanna hug you way, not the Scorpion from Mortal Kombat about to kill you way.
Watch out for that yoga flame.
Heeeeeeee…
*hugs*
Dilettante+Dhalsim=Nice…
You’re gonna get some huggy yoga fire!
Not if I hit you with a sonic boom first…
I wouldn’t have thought you would be the kind of guile who would pull such a move, Rogue.
-Gives him a blanka look-
I LOVED being Guile.
No way! M. Bison was the man!
Seriously. Lolspeak on submissions= headache. Lolspeak on comments= head a splodes.
Does one need a secret decoder ring to decipher that gibberish?
What’s really bad is that sometimes, when I’ve been reading
lolspeak for too long, I start to talk that way…
If that happens again the only reasonable thing that you should do is cut your tongue out.
rofl funny, but they also make this site too… this was the spawn of ICHC but yet you hate it so much… the pics can be funny just stay away from the comments cos you’ll get an instant migraine just thinking about them
Teh kitchen counter sez u deserfs all teh 24 karats … cuz u has de golden ass dat lieks dem wif speedy readings.
ds it nao?
Nope. The Classhole from XKCD …
Akshually he prefers to be called “Robert”
Oh, so what, it only counts if someone makes this observation with some lolspeak?
Weal, exCOOOS mee, u crayzy Lolcouscous copylittletinypastas cat.
Oh noes!
I don’t know if it’s wise to shop at a store that advertises that it is a potential terrorist Target.
It’s actually the safest place to shop. Really, what self-respecting terrorist is going to claim credit for coming up with a plot to blow up a place called Target?
Hello, I’m a terrorist from Al-Obvious.
“oh i was just testing my target practice, and there was a huge one below me…”
How’s your Captain doing?
you mean Not-a-bin Laden?
That’s a win, not a fail. Both games are based on the same level of skill required to play.
I can just imagine the ensuing fat-WoW-player riot at Target comparing their favorite obsession to a pet game…
I’d trade it. Wow sux.
Bobbycat sux and patent leather shoes.
the Spay and Neuter part of Paws and Claws is a real hit with the WoW fans..
Imagine all the disappointed kids who specifically told their grannies to get them WOW for their birthday, but instead got Pet Vet, which their granny insists that “the nice man at the shop said it was just as good”.
It is just as good! You get to feed kitties with a bottle and cure puppies with upset stomachs. It’s practically the same game, just switch kitties with orcs and puppies with elves and you can’t tell the difference.
Well, I know which one I’d rather play. Ha.
SUBSTITUTION WIN
Hank! Tell Bobby to stop looking at internet porn!
Darn it boy, what have I told you about internet porn? Damn that Al Gore anyway.
Epic win.
Yanno, that isn’t quite as much Fail as the time I saw an instant substitution for an outdoor thermometer because we were out of a furnace filter. Or the time I saw one for an entire bathroom cabinet set because we were out of a toilet paper holder.
But then, I work for Target so I’ve seen all sorts of stupid things like this before. I can also tell you exactly why this happened. But that’s an entire other story and I wouldn’t want to ruin everyone’s fun yelling ‘fail’ at this.
Fail? HAH! This is NOT a fail. Serves them right.
OMG this is an EPIC WIN, not a fail by any means… wow is a kiddy game so substituting it with another kiddy game makes perfect sense.
WoW is for people who feel like paying $15 a month to be bored. Hardest part about the game is installing it. So, yeah… one kiddy game substituted for another kiddy game (funny how they are for the same age group) is not a fail at all. It’s a epic win.
lol, can you explain to me as to how WoW is a kiddy game?
yes there may be quite a few that do play but ive seen that most of us are college students and some others who are older….
Here is a example of your average WoW player. And this applies even to the college and older ones…
LOL ok…that may be one exception, its some poor kid in middle school with no life… In no way would that apply to a college student or older person…we don’t exactly have bed times at 11 pm when you are that old unless we set that ourselves so I know he is a kid. You ppl must have either played for only a short time and only dealt with the younger kids at lower lvls, either that or you haven’t even played and just believe whatever the internet tells you.
Of course I believe whatever the internet tells me! If I didn’t I’d have missed out on the millions of dollars I’m set to collect. Last Friday I got a nice message from a Nigerian banker telling me how a relative I never heard of died in some war, so the bankers sending me the 10 million bucks! And just today it happened again! Only this time it was some relative I never heard of who dies in a plain crash in England. Another 12 million! PLUS I also won some national lottery in England, that was kind of weird because I never entered and I’m not English. But what the hell another million ponds! WooHoo!!!!!
lol pounds, not ponds. lmao
share the wealth!! :p
lol I’ve heard about those, luckily I’ve not gotten one…because I’m apparently extremely gullible
Here’s an even better example of WoW players in action. What a fun game, NOT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGv8uZ0uIVM
“Hey ah, Spock you wanna compute our odds of ever getting laid?”
“Well we have about a thirteen percent chance of getting laid by the time we’re thirty. Unless we hire hookers of course.”
“Hey those are better odds then we normally get.”
Leroy: “Hookers, YEAH! Let’s go get some!” Runs out of house in nothing but dirty boxers trailing his three hundred pound gut behind him.
“Damn it Leroy, you’re going to scare all the hookers away. Now we’ll never get any.”
Leroy: “It’s not my fault. It’s not my fault.”
Apparently, it is a kitteh game.
FIRST BITCHESSS!!!!!!
Anything’s better than WOW!
Healing hands, my ass! WHERE’S MY FLAMING SWORD, B***H?!
They would only catch that if they were looking to find World of Warcraft in my books that’s giving too much away about yourself that you don’t want your future girlfriend to find out.
Epic WIN
walmart fail
this is obviously WIN not FAIL
lol like p+c is a good enough sub for WoW. p+c is for like 8 yr old kids