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What is it meant to say?
No clue here either… but(t) (hehe) it’s for minor Boys
Final registration
Annual registration!
This reminds me of the credits at the end of Barney Miller. One of the names was PAUL FLICKER (in all caps arial) and, depending on the background, the “L” and “I” would sometimes blend together and look like a “U”
The same thing happened with a “FLICK OFF” sign. I think you can figure that one out.
Final Registration
kerning fail
The guy who designed this flyer is gonna be on dateline nbc next week…
Area code 250 if you’ve got a problem with our flyer!
That show is sick. The presenters as well as the victims.
Are you talking about To Catch A Predator? Did you see the guy who came in naked and brought his kid?
I saw a guy who stripped off when he got there, but not one who brought his kid :s
My other favorite is the guy eating a cookie Chris Hansen gave him, and when he saw the cameras, said “I don’t even want this cookie!” and threw it at him.
ooo.. sick losers on so many levels….
How old was the kid he brought?
5, maybe?
Oh geez… I’m sorry I asked… now I’ll be thinking of that poor kid all day.
I like the one that says, “I iz homes horney!”
That one was a gem.
Lolz, why don’t you take a seat?
I fail to see the wrong in public shaming pedophile predators. I mean, talk about getting caught with your pants down. And if nothing else, the Chris Hansen soundboards make it all worth it.
Publicly shaming is fine, but it’s done as a TV show, as ‘entertainment’. I just think it’s wrong.
Then the ones to blame are those that watch it. They are the ones being catered to. If it didn’t grab a huge audience share it would not be still on TV.
Well just because people watch it doesn’t make it right. *sigh*
In a way, we all like public shaming, otherwise we wouldnt be posting on failblog.
Loz: “Well just because people watch it doesn’t make it right. *sigh*”
.
That’s not the point I was trying to make. The fact that people watch it makes them the fail as much as the ones that show it.
considering many of these guys get off without sentences, i think national public humiliation is a just punishment.
sorry but i am not going to have any sympathy for a guy who just wants to “hang out” with with 12 year olds–without their parents around–with some lemonade made by uncle Mike.
Chris actually lets them get off? I didn’t know it got that far. Talk about fail!
if they deserve the humiliation, why not?
What the heck is “kerning?”
Trust me, it’s better not knowing.
I wikipedia’d it expecting something bad… I am disappointed…
After asking about tub girl, I’m afraid to google for this one.
It’s nothing like tub girl.
Kerning is work-safe. Especially if you are a graphic designer.
Kerning is more like lemonparty.com
Kerning is the space between letter-forms. Bauhaus font for the win
What you don’t know won’t hurt you.
Then I’m invulnerable!
Nice.
LOL! Welcome to the line.
I think the constant burnage on this blog has put a little dent in that theory…
Too true!
I don’t want any of that constant burnage… *masturbates*
You don’t? Then I think you should get some lube…
I was speaking more of internal burnage… rather than external…
Oh… a cream, then? Perhaps some antibiotics?
lube would also work to prevent internal burnage… just in a different place
Not the burnage you’ll get from Khaaaan
Burnage, in the noun. I like.
nameless, are you an expert on lube?
Kerning is the space between letters.
Whatdoyoumean?Idon’tgetit…
T h i s i s k e r n i n g , d u h !
This is SPARTAAAA!!!!!!
All your kerning are belong to us
That is not kerning! That is using an en space in between each letter to achieve the illusion of kerning, altough I don’t blame you because you can’t kern in this text form
thats not kerning lol ur dumb man kerning isnt putting spaces between everthing wat r u stupid??
^ Kern of the Weak
I love playing football (soccer, if you’re an American). When I’m on the pitch with my friends harsh words are exchanged from time to time. After the game we always sit together, have a beer and some laughs. Adrenalin and testosteron don’t last long, you know.
kerning is the spacing between letters. in most page layout programs you can adjust the spacing. “kerning fail”
Actually its a ligature, a glyph that connects the f and the l. They can’t be separated although in times like these its probably not the best idea to use them!
I was thinking “Annual Registration”, but I suppose its a moot point…
ahahaha maybe it was supposed to say annual?
yes… anal also means must do… sorta
F I N A L registration
Jesus loves me! this I know,
For the Bible tells me so.
Little ones to Him belong;
they are weak but He is strong
I remember this from bioshock
I remember this from yesterday, when he pulled this crap. Do not respond.
I’ll take one for the team, you fail, I fail, let’s board the FailEx truck and hope we get to the port ok to embark on the FailBoat for a short but failworthy voyage…
Yeah, let’s go. I’m down.
Down where? Down in fail land?
Failboat was last seen sinking into the abyss. Do not want.
Are we going to Gilligan’s Island!?
Self love Win!
Jesus might wanna get his wallet out then, he owes some big child support if all the little ones are his.
micropenis fondness win
I do love a good micropenis
No wonder you’re always masturbating.
I’ll keep going til it grows. Or disappears.
*masturbates*
“Next, on Judge Judy……”
Hah, I saw that for the first time yesterday. Hilarious show.
**looks at number on ticket** Hey! Im next on Judge Judy! **gets naked**
What is the charge?
$600 for her “time” plus $25 for the hotel room.
Failblog hates you! This I know,
for the comments tell me so.
Many lol’s to them return;
you are lame and soon will burn.
WIN!
Took all of two minutes. Of course, now the tune is engraved in my brain.
But thank you!
burn win
xD
You fail
Maybe Spruce City is a highly homosexually populated city and it is spelled right..
Just that first ‘A’ is the capitol ‘A’ for the font..
capital*
No… Can’t you see? It’s anal registration.
Watch out for the small print.
And wash your hands after touching those bats. You don’t know where they’ve been.
LOL! I hope they’re aluminum. I cringe at the thought of splinters.
I hope they’re rubber…
…and pink, preferrably.
With minimal stains, if that’s not too much to ask.
It’ll cost you more!
But if you’re strapped for cash you can have these chunks of concrete on the house!
Are they ribbed?
and only for 9-19
A lot of disappointment, no doubt.
*7 to 19*
I hope everyone’s anus is registered.
Didn’t you hear? The government are passing a new law that means they’ll have access to everyone’s anus details on a big database.
They’re going to be all up in our sh*t!
What asshol3s.
Yes, they are registered as such.
It’a totally abuminable.
Yeah, and they have no respect for the common man–we’re the butt of their jokes!
Yeah, I don’t know why they see us as their enema.
I don’t know if the anus-scanner will work butt-plug it in anyway.
Anything to rectal-fy the situation!
Sphincter
^ a fitting end to these pun runs
Minor Boys Softball……
I thought boys had baseball and girls had softball. What bizzaro city is that?
A city in the bizarro land of Canada, where white males rule and the strange denizens like to play sports, watch TV while eating salty snacks, and make babies… Oooh, creeps me out just to think about it!
Yea, Canada does that to people.
They’re not even a real country anyway…
Well, the same kind of city that has anal exams in their schools.
I hate it when they have the oral exam right after the anal exam.
*cringes*
Call Lorry? Call a truck about your anal registration?
I suspect it might be a short form of Lorraine.
I suspect that’s a retarded nickname.
huh, it’ LARRY
Font FAIL again
Look closer…
It’s not a truck, it’s a series of lubes.
What crawled up your ass today, dilly?
And is it registered?
blue! *cuddles*
OO! Cuddles!
*joins*
*brings the comfy blanket*
**watches from the corner**
It’s a minor boy, and I called Darlene about it.
sorry, warned you guys about the raging pms… but what was wrong with that? I was judging “Lorry”, not hikari.
Thou shalt not judge motor vehicles, for that privilege is reserved only for His Holiness, Juses Chirst.
But what if you have your own personal Juses?
someone to hear your prayers?
Someone who’s there.
Flesh and bone by the telephone.
Are you spreading blasphemous rumors?
Those are the best kind.
Lorry is actually a common nickname for Lorraine… at least in the States where Lorry isn’t used as “truck”.
Usually it’s spelled “Laurie”, though…I’ve never seen that particular spelling before.
I know 2 Lorrys, one Lorri and one woman called Larry, but maybe I’m living in bizzaro world..
I’m with Dragon on this one, I’ve never met anyone who spelled it “Lorry”
I know a Lorraine who goes by Lorry. I also know men named Lauren and Courtney. All bets are off in naming land these days. There’s baby “Metallica” in Venezuela, and a family in China successfully fought the government to name their kid “@”.
@@yahoo.com
Totally fail.
Actually, it’d be worse trying to stay anonymous. She’d have to put her name in every e-mail address she registers.
My dad calls me Laurie
Damn, I guessed wrong on that one fail a few weeks back. I went with one of the other two L names.
Haha, it’s Laura. Pleased to meet you…
*shakes hand*
The pleasure is mine, m’lady.
*takes Loz’s hand, bows, and smooches the knuckles*
How rude! When a lady introduces herself to you, it is expected that a gentleman return the favour.
A thousand pardons, m’lady, I meant no offense. So in awe, was I, of your wit and grace, I forgot myself. Truely, my name is mud. M’lady may call me Edward, however, if she pleases.
*bows again*
*blushes*
Henceforth you shall be known as Sir Edward. Arise!
…now bend me over the table.
With pleasure, m’lady!
Wow. You just gave me surprised and pleased.
Then we can make out.
Let’s get a room… (before someone else tells us to).
*discretely exists to said room*
exits*
*exists discreetly in the bed, waiting…*
*munchity-munch munch….*
…OOoh, sorry. The popcorn is extra crunchy today. I’ll try to be quieter.
*attempts to cover-up with the bedsheets*
*sets up camera*
Ok, where did you want this?
I love you guys.
Ooh! A shiny! *loves back*
Oh man, I was all masturbating quietly then this bearded dude shows up. *Crashes through rear window*
*catches it all on film*
Dammit, now a retard has shown up. That’s put me right off.
)
(Not you, Avis
*shares the popcorn*
Sorry I’m late, I misplaced my licker license.
I didn’t think you meant me. I wrote a few lyrics to a song elsewhere in this Fail. I’d love to know what you think.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand…ACTION!
It’s ok, Sir Edward, I prefer it when it’s illegal and naughty…
Well, then, it’s time for us to get to the point.
*displays*
Can I get a copy of that video?
M’lady, your display is most certainly NOT a fail.
*dances around a bit*
*ruffles feathers*
*flutters eyelashes*
Have I lured you enough?
Raelalt, that’ll cost you…..
**steps inside** Hey guys whats going…… ooooh….. **sits down, grabs some popcorn**
M’lady, you are indeed quite alluring.
*lifts sheets*
*nods towards bed*
*climbs in* ooh it’s nice and toasty.
Let’s close the curtains on this four-poster bed so that the rude people in the corner can’t watch/film us.
You know, now that I’ve been knighted, my initials are SEKS.
Avis,
Name your price.
What a perfect aptronym!
*closes curtains*
*enters room late* I could have sworn this was going to take place bent over a table. I went to grab my lube and whenst I came back, all I heard were voices in the bedroom. You guys should really put up some posters about where the scenes are going to be shot.. How else am I supposed to be the fluffer?
How long do you think before blue is ready for take two?
Shouldn’t be long now, but I’ll need to get another camera, for more…..angles.
You call a lorry about registering your series of hosers.
dilettante: Call Lorry? Call a truck about your anal registration?
.
Now THAT is going to hurt.
Um, yeah…”going to”…
oooohhhhhhhh yeeaaaaaaaaaaa!! because i am not FIRST!!!
lol
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lolololol
lololololol
lolololololol
lololololololol
cant stop wont stop
lolololololololol
lololololololololol
i love vag
lolololololololololol
lolololololololololololol
lolololololololololololololol
lol
Seriously, you are hated. By all.
lolhahalolhahalolhahalolhahalolhahalolhahalolhahalolhahalolhaha
what an idiots
lolololololololololol
Um….
*facepalm*
You need to put the Red Bull down and go to bed. Seriously.
bloke im in england, its morning here
Then get back to that spreadsheet or I’ll write you up!
Typical English idiot. I bet you start riots at football matches, too.
He thinks Green Street Hooligans is a how-to video.
you insult the english
sbd, it’s that avatar of yours. I saw it once whilst hallucinating after a very heavy absinthe ritual.
I yam happy to provide teh creepy.
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
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knob
You’re a knob for giving him the attention he’s craving.
Hows about giving my knob the attention it craves?
Not on your nelly.
What, are your the registrar?
You can ignore my nelly, just make nice with the knob.
I could eat a knob at night.
aha, so ur becoming a member to a gay club?
You see, if their anuses aren’t aligned properly, they’ll all let loose a huge nervous BM when their psycho wannabe sports hero jockstrap dads start screaming at them to HUSTLE!! C’MON YOU SAD SACK, MOOOOOOOVE!!!!!
minor boys, come on now and register ur ass.
What what in the butt, I guess.
Wanna do it in my butt?
what???
Do not want!
It’s amazing, the quality of comments you get at 5:31 EST.
Or even at 5:31 EDT.
Failed minds are migrating to failblog!
Sorry, guess I missed the Standard.
hablo un poco sueco
translation swedish —> english
i speak a little swedish
I’m sure your mother is very proud.
wtf are you on about?
on drugs lol
I hope not, he’s revealed he’s 14. Just say no, Corey! Stay in school. In fact, go there now.
Go to school at 3:19am? Man, you got some harsh school system in your country!
Damn right.
How do you know corey’s American?
(I would assume as much, too, though!)
I think he said he wasn’t, earlier…
I’d ask him to clear it up… but I don’t want to encourage him back here.
Me, neither. Good thing he’s in school or high right now.
Oh gawd…I hope this doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that I was born in Sweden…
Oh, it might…
(Swedish stalkers wont nest below this level)
Why were you born in Sweden? You should’ve stayed there, great country.
Her parents tried a holiday in Sweden that year. They saw the lovely lakes, the wonderful telephone system, and many interesting furry animals–including the majestic moose!
Oh no :s did it bite her sister?
I hope not! Moose bites can be pretty nasty.
Realli?
*snork*
Actually, my dad was an exchange student there for a year…he took the whole family.
Yes, go there now and register thine anus!
Anal registration?
*opens can of beer, drinks it all*
Hell, these pathetic mini-maggots wouldn’t know a softball from their own a**holes, at least this way we’ll know whose a**hole belongs to who.
*opens another can of beer, drinks it all*
I was this close to the bigs, I tell ya.
*hiccups*
THIS CLOSE!
*passes out*
Maybe they have limited restroom facilites? Toilets are for registered anuses only.
Do they have anus-scanning mechanisms? Like retina scanners only orientated differently…
Yes. Derived from alien technology recovered in Roswell, NM in 1947.
huh.. I wonder if every anus is unique, like a fingerprint.
wanna find out?
It’s rather a letter-spacing fail then a fontfail. Its not the font, it’s the moron that worked with it.
Some reggaewisdom: Jugde not the machine but man who work it.
“Jugde”
Consider thyself judged
Chuck Norris made that sign.
Chuck Norris is a pedophile?
No, Chuck is asexual. He only cares about hitting bad people and never changing his face, Sex does not mean anything to such a hero.
Anyone who mentions Chuck Norris is a douche. Welcome to 2008.
1: You just mentioned him
2: I think I will keep living in 2002. It is a number I like more.
Chuck Norris is asexual? I didn’t know he and Morrisey had anything in common.
They both believe meat is murder.
tasty tasty murder
chuck norris will kill you for saying it
Let’s ring them!
Are you going to register your anus?
Done and done.
I couldn’t read it as it was intended to be for about a minute
maybe a magic marker WIN
This definatly a Kerning fail, instead of a Font fail.
I have a funny feeling this is one of those cities that sells rubber fists via sign on telephone pole…
Cities sell rubber fists?
Oops sorry, I meant provinces…
Hi, the point called, it said it missed you too.
LOL.
WHHARGGARRRBLE…..!!11!
In Soviet Russia, telephone pole rubber fists you.
I hope no one forgot their deposit
Is this a league sponsored by the Catholic Church?
A league of their owned.
Freudian Slip WIN.
The key to communication is LISTENING.
Sponsored by N.A.M.B.L.A.
Anal registration?
OMG! Where?
Hilarious. Maybe they should have hired a real graphic designer.
this gets funnier every time i see it
it’s supposed to say Annual Registration. Spelling FAIL.
^ failed her finals
haha someone doesn’t know how to kern letters…FAIL
I know Darlene and Larry, and that’s no typo.
By the way the word “FINAL” looks like “ANAL”
Double FAIL
the fee to join is buttsecks?
ANAL REGISTRATION!
OMFG!!
I live in prince george! played baseball and never noticed this ?1!?!?!?!?!?!/!?!?!?!?
Anal. Now you need to register to perform it.