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Where’s my hat?
On top of your head
ehhhh
Where your home is?
Where your home is, WinFail? I’ve got a bad feeling we’re going to have to registrate your ass before long.
“Home is where you hang your hat.”
“Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in.”
“You know what they say… home is where you hang your enemy’s head.” –Gogron Gro-Bolmog, Assassin
Oblivion reference WIN
“Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy!”
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You were quoting Lord John Whorfin, right?
Relevance fail?
Win.
Who gives a shit fail
Hahahaha, gotta love retail
I’m surprised it’s not Wal-Mart, are they not the ones who employ all the uneducated idiots?
Oh, don’t worry, this is America, we have plenty of uneducated idiots to go around.
…
I take that back. Do worry.
Run away, come live with me in this perfect idyllic land.
my sister studied a semester abroad in Ireland. She wishes evey day that she could go back. I have a feeling she might move there…that would be awesome, I could visit her on holiday
yes, she did, and i am so jealous. I might like to check out Australia as well, i do love the ocean and i hear they have fabulous beaches.
and a plethora of poisonous snakes. yay!
Crikey!
haven’t heard of that species.
No one gets two encounters with a Crikey Snake.
Nor a Crikey Stingray.
As tough as it is to emigrate to Australia, I’ve know not one but two people that visited there, extended their stays, then just said “#$@$ it” and never came back.
Australia has everything to offer, and it doesn’t #$%#$ the world. Do want.
Oh, Americans are immigrating to Australia… that explains why it’s becoming the most obese developed nation
we’re number 1!
**puts down McDonalds bag, fires handgun in the air** YEE HAW! **breathes heavily, clutches chest, collapses**
That pretty much says it all. (he says with shame)
(Handguns won’t fire below this level)
*hops into monster truck, gets some Kentucky Fried Chicken, buys a long arm, blasts self in the chest*
**votes for John McCain in November**
Leave the Emeral City for the Emerald Isle?
You live in the Land of Oz?!
Or the Chinese restaurant down the road?
Ha! No, Emerald City = Seattle.
Galway, Ireland is one of our sister cities.
Ah, I hear Seattle is a great city
But we’re greener than you!
Lies!
Well, no one goes around wearing green and “Kiss me, I’m a Seattleite!” buttons on the holiday of our patron saint, largely on account of our not having a patron saint.
Haha, not once have I seen an Irish person wearing a “kiss me” button.
You should get a patron saint though, pretty handy things.
You should see Chicago on St. Pat’s day. I try very hard to avoid the parade routes. There’s not much worse than a bunch of drunken college kids on the el.
You think Chicago’s bad?
I can only imagine.
Chicago will take any excuse to drink in the streets. Legally.
I tried to post a comment here but I do not see it. Hmmmmmm.
It wasn’t vulgar in the slightest.
Maybe that’s why.
*twiddles thumbs*
Did you by any chance mention the cockneys? That can set it off… failblog doesn’t like Londoners…
yeah, all i heard about is rain, rain and more rain
Well you need lots of rain for the greenery to thrive.
We should know! *emerald solidarity*
*sigh*
I’m an envious dragon…
Well then you can join us in our greenery, no?
Amsterdam has the best greenery….
Actually, Seattle recieves less annual rainfall than Chicago or New York. Seattle’s rainy reputation comes from the fact that Seattle experiences overcast weather over 200 days in an average year.
Yeah, I know. We have had some serious flooding around here lately.
Here too. Gah, the aftermath of the hurricanes has been bad.
Your comma! YOUR COMMA!
(*sympathises with the flooding*)
The flooding washed it away.
Ever person I’ve met from the Pacific Northwest has the bizarre willingness to suffer without sun for 9 months at a time. Depressive lot, and no, the summers could not make it worth it.
Since I’m allergic to hot weather (not a joke) the Pacific Northwest suits me fine. Silicon Valley was hell on Earth for me…
You should try Silicone Valley…. pornorama
At least we won’t accidentally kill ourselves. Although, the likelihood of doing it intentionally, is probably higher.
Emerald*
Pay no attention to that typo behind the thread.
Thanks, fuzz, that was rather wizardly of you!
nope, I work at target, and there are lots of idiots there besides me.
Makes you wonder what was going through the person’s head as they stuck those up.