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lolfail
faillol
ya mean failol
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Daylight comin’
De windmill is fail
You might want some Banana Boat to prevent against accidental suicide. ♫
Other comment win!
We should listen to the Jorts wearing Analrapist/nevernude.
suck that, alternative energy
superman that, ho
The coal burning anti-environmental front strikes again! Burn, baby, burn!
LOOK, THE CAR’S LISCENSE PLATE SAYS std!!!STD!!!
this pic is from germany,
STD does not mean “sexually transmitted disease”, it is a district…
LOOK, Anomnomnomymous, P-Drizzle, Rhinox, Isa, ray, tre’-tre’,
Xtibet, AND chibi ALREADY SAID THAT!!!
… and Ur liscentious mom told me she doesn’t know how to spell ‘STD’!!! AND SO I GAVE HER ONE OUT OF A PITY!!!
Oops.
Day-O!
come mister tally man tally me banana=]
I can only take so much! *rents Beetlejuice*
DAY-OH!!!! Me say DAAAAAAYYYYO. Daylight come and me want to go home…..
lolbr
The correct caption is: “Al Gore Fail”
or zero punctuation/captinplanet villent win?
oops, villain
the cops license plate is fail
Whoever designed these windmills needs a good talking to…
Don Quixote won this round…
Win. Or is that falling smoking thing there Don?
You don’t really have a clue what thepowerofblue is talking about, do you?
I know the book. Something’s still falling.
I have a feeling it’s the windmills…
Haha, good one.
Keep The Stack Going!!
HAHA! Such a clever correlation!
Maybe a german WWII pilot
Looks like something crashed into it.
It’d be better if it just exploded.
yeah… we like explosions.. with big mushroom clouds and lots of fire
Bush? Is that you?
No, if it was Bush, it would have started off on some seemingly unrelates subject, in the middle of which Bush would stumble on a word. At this point Bush would have forgotten the original context he was using the word, thus resulting in him launching into a completely different subject.
Haha, but you know what he says: can’t be fooled again!
That truely was a win-win moment. If he gets it right, we’ve got video of him saying “Shame on me.” If gets it wrong, we’ve got video of his epic fail.
And that is the scariest thing about the man, he was pathologically incapable of saying ’shame on me.’ The concept of shame simply doesn’t exist in his mind. Whatever he does is automatically the right thing.
OMG… I’ve never been this insulted in my life!!! Bush?!?! BUSH!?!?! How dare you!!!!
Fluffy Bush needs trimming.
In either case, the man is clearly a reptilian shape-shifter, as described by England’s David Icke.
There’s something you guys (and gals
) don’t realize. Frodo failed, Bush has the ring.
Has anybody seen Dick Cheney and Sauron in the same room at the same time?
Nope. Means they are one person?
SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT!
Clean pollution WIN
Polluted fail? Clean fail? Global warming win? People’s are saying lots of things, don’t get me confused now, you hear me!?
“People’s”… Yeah, exactly… “Are is our children learning?”
Well, IS THEY?!
They is, and they’re working hard to put food on our families.
Well, you know… It takes time to restore chaos…
It was funnier when he said the word ‘childrens’ as plural. Roffle.
mind u all… Bush graduated from Yale Uni & earned an MBA from Havard (or is it Hazard?). Only University of Texas law school was dumb enough to spot his ingenuity and refused him a place? Still he became American president.
After Jan 20, he will publish a book… “My AudioGirography – How I confuse them”
captin planet fail
german engeneering ftw!
ps: anyone looked at the numberplate?
Sigh, *puts on spelling nazi uniform* I believe you meant to say “German Engineering ftw!”
PS: Yes.
Thats why Im never buying a BMW. No, thats not why. I lied. Im dirt poor
But everyone can afford a black man’s willy.
*is not a racist*
Free Willy!
Phew, I was worried you were going to charge me for our exploits…
M’lady, I do not unsheath my sword for payment for I am not a mercenary of love.
I’d like a slice of stud pie.
License plate says it’s from Stade, Germany.
*golf clap*
I like that the poice car parked so far from the windmill.
It’s actually Poizei in German.
Close, it’s Polizei
That “L” key can be a bit tricky…
You fail at getting the joke.
hint: See Police Fail.
d’oh!
Another American fail: Bush’s “Department of Homeland Security” is more or less the same thing as “Geheimstadtpolizei” in German. Gestapo. Ring any bells?
**drools**
I had to deal with the DHS earlier this year to get my green card renewed. Compared to the now-thankfully-defunct INS, they’re a bunch of angels.
Actually the INS just changed their name to ICE(presumably because it looks cooler!).
Well, “Geheimstadtpolizei” would translate as “secret city police”, which is an interesting concept. The Gestapo was the “Geheime Staatspolizei”, the “secret state police”; not a government department, but adminstered by one.
But the concept you’re reaching for is, I’d say, “Stasi”, the “Ministerium für Staatssicherheit”, the ministry of state security, which operated not in Nazi Germany, but communist East Germany.
The Stasi doesn’t exist any more, but not to worry: we now have the tax authorities instead.
Yeah, that’s more or less what I meant. The Stasi were a lot scarier than DHS to be sure.
I think its safe to say they arent nearly as scary as the DMV
I’d think the DMZ would be scarier.
Department of Motorized Zeppelins?
Nice, Bossom
. Those were exatly my thoughts but I was too lazy to type. That and I thought it would make me look like a dick.
Well, since everyone always says I look like a dick anyhow, I thought, Hey, what the heck?
Well, stade is near to my home :-/ I hate the new german police cars
Green was the better color!
I’m with Merlin on this one!
It also says STD. loldongs
Epic comment placement fail. What the hell happened there?
nestings a bitch.
No, it’s actually Sexually Transmitted Disease Private Investigator #920.
902 cixelsiD yrroS
…roflcopter…..
bzzzzzzz
my penis is longer than yours
So? It got you all those little weak ones. Alimony win.
Is that what happened to the windmill?
I’m you biggest fan – I’m burning for you…
If your penis was laid out on the keyboard, it would stretch from A-Z
It reminds me of another recent failure… a video of a windmill which suddenly and violently exploded…
Failblog readership win!
Clever/witty reference to past fail – FAIL.
No this windmill is trying to show that one how its done. Definitely failed though that other one pwned.
Pollution… has VITAMINS!
du scheiss! Typisch Schland!
*masturbiert*
typical shit, stupid and ugly
Say, Fuzz. I’m a little concerned. After ya said you weren’t “coming after me”, I’ve been getting threatening phone calls and now my dog (outside dog) is sick. Are you trying to intimidate me into silence?
That’s ugliness; I don’t play that.
And I’m also no longer in the hood of the eight hundred and eighty free ways of the Admiral Nimitz.
lits, dude
*tentatively slides some beauty over to fuzz*
*macht mit*
Panda Sacks!
Mr. E.V. Lambert of Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestry, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which windmill he is behind, but we can soon find out.
*explosion*
*scream is heard*
Yes, it was the near one.
Not being seen fail!
LOL! MP ref ftw!
Windwin
Failed with the wind
all the colours of the*
I think u mean “Pwn with the Wind”
Also fail: That license plate: STD P!!
*masturbates*
Windmill nont work no more. Smoke all came out.
of the mechanism (more or less)
Must be a diesel windmill.
This fail looks like it is trying to blowing smoke up Spruce City’s Anal Registration
erm… windmill? or turbine?
Same thing I suppose, except this windmill.. mills.. physics?
maybe in this case there was too much wind and not enough mill?
may.. be.. its supposed to be doing that.. milling smoke..
maybe it’s a heathermills.. all that hot air and only one leg..
You should share some of the shit you’re smoking, bro
I think he stored it all in that mill…
HAHA big win!
Most bizarre comment ever.
sorry… *masturbates*… better? ;D
Oh, phew. *feels more at home*
Wow, you have an incredible home then
It’s great, Warren Jeffs takes good care of us.
The FDLS scares me.
*glad that that nut case is behind bars*
FLDS, yeah. Absolutely terrifying.
LOL. I’m assuming it was struck by lightning? Mother nature fail… and win?
No, it was manbearpig’s sabotage!
OMG, it’s a mirage! I’m tell y’all it’s a sabotage!
Looks like one of those coal burning windmills… I hear they’re twice efficient..
Yep … steam engine coal fired windmills.
Only nuclear-powered windmills are more efficient.
I used to have a gerbil-powered one, it wasnt very efficient.
Did you remove the duct tape?
**slaps forehead** that explains it.
Yeah you have to watch that with those second hand, gere-model, gerbils.
I named mine Richard Gere.
This actually happend like a mile from where I live.
Sind Sie Deutscherersrersereresrer?
Hmmm…
Windmill asplodes..
Less than a mile from your house..
Wait, is that a shoulder-fired missle launcher behind your back?!?11!
Or are you just happy to see me?
*da-bum tush*
Don’t blaze me, bro!
I hate windmills. Too windy around here as it is…
Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!
“Futurama” reference. Slick.
You’re all fooled! Those aren’t windmills, those are PROPELLERS trying to keep the Earth spinning in the proper orientation since our magnetosphere’s on the verge of collapse!
RUN!!!
Uh, run where?
Yeah.. the bouncer at the entrance of Mars already kicked us out, and Venus doesn’t give visas to earthlings, so.. uhh..
quoting talonsofpeace: “Geheimstadtpolizei” is wrong, it’s actually “Geheime Staatspolizei”
Sieg Heil! *onaniert*
I’d rather have one of these blow up than a nuclear plant.
I used to have an atomic geranium, but it asploded.
I had a green chili burrito, then my asploded.
I thought those things were made of fiberglass and metals. What part of the wind turbine is actually flammable?
ummm… the WIND part?
Best screen name ever!
Fiberglass is flammable, for one thing. It’s a plastic resin with glass fibers in, and the plastic parts can burn.
Aside from that, the spinny parts almost certainly need oil, and that (if something runs dry and gets overheated) would be a likely place for a fire to get started — and keep burning, if there’s enough of it, which there probably is. The electrical windings probably also have flammable insulation on them.
thats a coal powered windmill
they burn coal to turn the blades and create the wind
then the wind turns the other turbines and it creates clean energy.
Sorry I really wanted to comment on one of the other LOLs but they are all closed when I get here.
That windmill was designed to take clean air and turn it into pollutioney smoke. So this WINmill WINS! XD
Im running Windows XP.
*pollutioney
Are you submitting that to Websters?
al gore fail
Nice burn.
Some effective fan that was.
Chuck Norris’s rival made that windmill.
oh the irony.
hydroelectricity FTW
vazind
I nom who I want to nom.
This got NO attention?
LAME.
i think it’s cuz shadow the hedgehog is a lame ass character.
I think it has about 0% to do with my avatar considering I’ve been responding to before. Don’t troll someone.
Personally, I love your avvy. I actually took my name from Shadow the Hedgehog
But now I have renounced all hedgehog related obsessions. I keep the name out of habit.
Wait… is renounced the right word?
*looks at Loz*
*isn’t Loz*
*will answer anyway*
Yup. That werks. Where you been, stranger?
Well, it all started a few weeks ago. I rolled out of bed, and the Great Spirit spoke to me. He told me to go on a vision quest. I grabbed my backpack and headed out the door. I soon found myself somewhere in Alaska, trudging on the Road to Nowhere. Finally, as I lay down, starving, dehydrated, and ready to die, I achieved my vision. A gigantic Sarah Palin rose out of the mountains, and she says to me
.
.
.
“You know, you really didn’t have to do this. The Great Spirit likes to f*ck around with people’s minds once in a while.”
*hugs*
Good to see you again!
I pity you seeing a gigantic Sarah Palin. Was she in a stars and stripes bikini holding a rifle by any chance?
Ewww… no.
Well…I saved you some popcorn.
Yay! Popcorn!
*hugs*
omg win
Just plain epic…
Check out the license plate…
Wow, that’s close to where I live (judging by the license plate)
license plate fail (STD)
Hey, guess what, you failures of intelligence?!?! The reason the “windmill” is burning is because it is not a windmill! Windmills CAN’T burn. They aren’t FILLED WITH GASOLINE OR DIESEL. That is a fan, of a type that is used to cause air circulation of crops (look at the corn) during a freeze to prevent the crops from getting frostbitten. The air circulation raises the temperature by just a few degrees close to the ground, enough to prevent freezing. You guys are soooo lame. The fan is either gasoline (petrol) or diesel powered, hence the reason it is capable of burning after an engine failure.
Look it up…………..
petesky
You spelt so wrong. Fail?
Look it up…………..
pesky + pest = petesky
I’d love to know the story behind this. Could have been an accidental human-caused fire during routine maintanence or something like that…
Technical defect:
http://www.grossbrand.ch/362-brand-von-einem-windkraftwerk-d/
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grossbrand.ch%2F362-brand-von-einem-windkraftwerk-d%2F&hl=de&ie=UTF-8&sl=de&tl=en
lol anybody notice da liscene plate says STD lol
LISCENE PLATE FAIL LMAO
lol anybody like Anomnomnomymous, P-Drizzle, Rhinox, Isa, or ray lol?
OBSCENE LATE FAIL LMAO
german police, STD = Stade (Niedersachsen)
didn’t hear anything about this oO
Xtibet didn’t hear anything about Anomnomnomymous, P-Drizzle, Rhinox, Isa, ray, or tre’-tre’ ʌ^
My happy face has a goatte!!!!11!!!
notice that the police car says STD
you can’t make me!!
wait, so they burn coal to make clean energy?
The licence plate on the cop car is STD PI (pie) wtf
Anomnomnomymous, P-Drizzle, Rhinox, Isa, ray, tre’-tre’, Xtibet, chibi and ur mom, etc., say your brain is Tiny wtf
Vestas… not a cheap piece of failwear to replace.
So much for clean energy
it’s still way cleaner than a refinery burning. There’s a lot of friction there, somebody forgot to grease it. I’ll take 1000 of those fires over the tar sands in alberta.
LOL “STD” police car
Well, that’s nazi germany I suppose… ha ha
That windmill was good, untill chuck norris farted.. HAHAHa!!.. YEAH!!!!!!! no…
Still better than Tjernobyl.
i like how u can comment to this
haha im using this on my project at school, the project is about disproving global warming
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