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I think is is probably the best ‘first’ ever.
Because it’s not a cry ‘FIRST’ post? Yeah.
I agree, best “first” ever.
I assume its an implied ‘first’ as referencing the fail. Since the empty parking lot is labeled as full, saying the comments are full is really saying they are empty, thus implying that he is first.
Sorry if I explained the obvious.
Enlightening FAIL.
? overanalyze much?
I concur.
Full of air?
Of Fail my good sir, of fail.
Ah. I must’ve imagined the air. Who the hell needs oxygen, anyway?
Boxes of invisible tape.
Invisible Bears!
Invisible Manbearpig! I’m super serial!
And I’m getting a raging clue right now.
And a raging hadron.
*Collides* Wow! It IS super serial.
Your particles must be really colliding now, Loz.
Careful not to destroy the world, Loz.
*teeters on the event horizon*
Who let these bosons in here?
I dunno, but it’s pretty quarky.
Damn. And I already used my “heavenly body” joke on another thread.
*frowns with somber gravity*
It’s all relative.
They have no meson d’ĂȘte.
meson d’ĂȘtre dammit!
Careful there, Admiral, or you’ll get my albedo all excited again.
Wait…
On second thought, carry on!
How ionic.
Albedo?! How is that related to particle physics?!
Phew, no one’s touched my red dwarf.
My pentameter was way off.
No one wants to.
Hey, I thought we were doing general astronomical(ly) bad puns…
Haha, okay, I guess it can pass under ‘astronomically bad’.
Continue!
^ what a Doric.
(Obviously, the purpose of this thread is Greek to Fuzz.)
Nice nesting, Admiral!!
I thought it was rather mixolydian, actually.
Pretty cool! I had no idea where our comments were going!
If nesting get turned off again, blame Avis.
Funny how both times I’ve seen that happen, it’s involved me. Of course now I look for unattended comments, floating around there at the bottom.
Oh, and since the electron microscope is broken, we couldn’t look if we wanted to, Talons.
It would be if the Admiral were a major…
You had better not blame me!
Mixolydian! I have some gin, anyone have some tonic?
He is a minor major!
Yeah, I have some tonic in my phryg-ian.
Let me guess, Avis, you do not want to see a Red Dwarf? Do you not want to see a Red Dwarf? Redundancy redundancy?
Damn, talons, she doesn’t like cats or holograms, leave her alone!
The cat is both alive and dead, not my problem.
I’m Lozing this over the heads of a few comments.
How long can we fermate?
*A weak force trying to get us back to the event horizon*
I dunno…I think I’m in a fugue state.
I don’t know Admiral, it might take some glu[ons].
My head is pulsar-ing from all these science puns.
We’ve lepton well from the early thread origin of raging hadrons.
Thanks for the help. The grand unification theory seems to be working out.
Yup, GUT job to everyone!
A fifth of mixolydian? Mmmmmm
On the rocks music?
A fifth of mixolydian with some penta-tonic.
It makes you feel Hammer dulcimered.
Have some pizza with mezzarella cheese. Maybe that will help.
Indeed, pizza always sop-pranos up the booze in the tum tum tummy.
weak FAIL… easiest 2 fake
your comment is easily faked
Your today’s comment quote is full, please try again later.
The quota is also full.
The full is also quota.
You comment is not needed – Fool Quota reached.
OH NOES!!! Fool Quota limit exceeded!!!!
Self-destructing in 3…2…1…*BOOM*
Don’t mess with the fools.
Fool me once, shame on you…can’t get fooled again.
Quoting the best Presidential Speech Fail of All Time – WIN
LOL, agreed!
I pity the quote.
*Shields self from body/blood particulate* CERN. . .better not be next.
Self-Destruct Sequence Activated
Escape Immediately!
Maybe, but your mom sure wasn’t fakin’.
*masturbates*
Go Girl!
Oh snap.
WTF was that all about?
Knowledge fail.
you are fake
you are fake
The sign’s actually correct. This was taken during the Wonder Woman Family Reunion ‘07, and their invisible cars are parked in the parking spaces.
I understand its reserved this year for the Romulan warbirds show.
Harry Potter’s car isn’t parked there because he is environmentally friendly. He wore his Cloak of Invisibility and walked.
The Invisible Man tried to park in there, but the poice were racist profilers and wouldn’t let him.
always trying to keep the invisible man down.
*Doesn’t make a reference to a Superman > Invisible Man > Wonder Woman joke*
Damn. Now I want to hear it.
Spoiler alert. It involves accidental homosexual intercourse. It’s hilarious. Oops. Gave away the punchline.
You shouldn’t read Harry Potter, it’s a sin.
so is masturbating.
Thankfully it’s not.
if it is, Ive got no chance of making it into heaven.
“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints…the sinners are much have much more fun….”
name that song!
Billy Joel – Only The Good Die Young
*kills self*
Come in out of the sun, dearest dilly.
*gives dilettante mouth-to-mouth, just cuz*
Come on, allera. Don’t let me wait.
Lacqured wheel, gonna spin it – all my friends are gonna be there too! I’m on the…
…and you can do both at the same time! Battle vs. Pubartis WIN!
Robot Chicken= best irreverent, pop culture-laden, Seth Green- produced stop motion animation series EVER!
agreed!
“What the hell’s an Aluminum Falcon??”
aaw…. now hes crying
A…I… I love you, too. *click*
Looks like I’m going to Hell then. I read all 7 books!
And ENJOYED it.
If you masturbate *TO* the books, do the sins cancel themselves out?
No, but try to only do that to pages you don’t want to read again, mmkay?
What if in the book it’s actually Harry Potter masterbating and you masterbate to that. Is that like three wrongs making a left?
wow, congrats. were they on your 8th grade reading list?
this is sarcasm btw
Psh, I’d read the first two books before anyone I knew had even heard of Harry Potter
Yeah, well, I read all the books before I was born
Yeah, well, I was born with my very own wand in my hand.
Also utilized for Phantom Cruisers’ travels coast to coast.
(Don’t destructo ray me, bro.)
NICE! that was genuinely clever. thank you
It’s full of invisible cars… duhhh
wow, did you miss the tread above?
thread
Invisible tread.
Conceal-belted radials.
Sign, $30….Stencils, $10…..not having to go to work because your motivated ass put up a sign, Priceless
live takes money and for everything else, there’s FAIL
Ouch. That made Ben Affleck look clever by comparison.
That’s saying something! I didn’t think you could make him look clever… compared to anyone.
Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms
He was A bomb, not “the”.
I was H bomb. Therefore, I am better than Ben Affleck. But that’s not saying much.
It’s important for young people to have goals (… but are you sure you want to be a bigger bomb than Ben Affleck?)
On second thought, no. He is a silly person.
I’m sorry, but we’re out of time for you.
Full of loneliness …
The lone man walketh through the parking lot of fail, and indeed as one is born alone, so too shall he die alone, lonely in the parking lot of fail.
-Confusion
Perhaps they meant reserved full, but now it’s just plain fail.
In Soviet Russia, parking lot fills you. Ummm… maybe not.
That sounds painful.
Taking it in the ass-fault…
.
<__>
.
That’s tar-ibble.
You guys are PAVING the way for more fail.
Let’s drive the point home, guys.
Not now…I’m eating a macadam-ia nut.
Y’know where they found the con? Crete!
U plus one for originality!
Bit-u-minous one for absurdity.
Hahaha.
It is not absurd in the slightest.
I think I know what you pave-meant.
Ill curb my enthusiasm
I’ll “stall” while trying to come up with more parking lot puns…
In Soviet Russia, enthusiasm curbs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, pun Stalins you
this thread is brilliant
Really? I thought it had gone downhill with the Soviet Russia jokes.
Yeah, but that was just at the very end. Let us have our glory.
In Soviet Russia no glory comes at the end.
We can still tow-tolly have parking lot puns!
That’s the ticket!
BTW, this thread was essentially jump started by a Soviet Russia joke.
*sigh*…We were just starting to heal and you had to bring it all up again…
I’m sorry… I think I had some bad Mexican…
….mowing your lawn for a dollar per hour.
…and washing my invisible car.
…and occasionally testing out the exercise machine.
Parking lot for comments is nearly full.
These comments are tired.
These comments exist in a parallel parking universe.
*despises parallel parking*
*drives a stick*
Broomstick? Do you clean or fly?
I feel the same way about driving on the wrong side of the road
A lot of this humor was lost in transmission.
You don’t need a brain the size of a planet to parallel park cars.
O’RLY ?
Perhaps he speaks from experience
…as a pretentious white boy?
I spilled some rust remover on my cars. Now I can’t find them.
Check that puddle on the ground.
I put odor eaters in my shoes… Now I have prosthetic feet.
It felt good out this morning, so I left it out all day.
My friend has real feet and prosthetic legs.
me too. At home, in a jar
I went to a store and saw a sign that said “Wet Floor”. So I did.
WIN!
Looks like somebody’s gonna need a continuum transfunctioner.
Is its mystery only exceeded by its power?
No, it’s bad movie reference is only exceeded by those of us who got it.
Shame.
Dude, where’s my shame?
Woops. My bad. I forgot to return it the other night.
tee hee … they don’t call you Dragonwrither for nothin’
I see someone eventually stopped the Möbius strip. When we built that contraption, you didn’t tell me that YOU were going to get caught in it!
My coils and curves are eternal…!
Let me try to straighten you out…
*tugs*
*ducks*
*swans*
*robins*
*swallows*
Not again…
Well, ev’rybody’s heard… about the bird… buh buh buh bird! Bird! Buh bird’s the word!
Hehehehe,
*titters*
*pours another for Loz*
I’m trying to dove-tail this with another thread.
Avis…I was thinking of you and how things are going with The Boy today. I have a date tomorrow night–a first date–and I’m all nervous about it. It’s been a while since I’ve had to do the “dating” thing!
So…lend me some of your good dating karma??
Oh, I think you will do just fine!
No need to be nervous, but sure, you can have some of my dating karma! Things are going well, we’re going to the Roller Derby on Saturday!! He somehow got VIP tickets. Where are you going on this first date?
Now now, Admiral…no need to be sarcastic! :p
He’s playing it safe, Avis. Dinner and a movie.
Gotta say…most interesting first date of my life was when a guy took me spelunking. THAT was fun.
Exploring caves on a first date? tsk.
That sounds like one of my nightmares. But, if you liked it great! If you go for drinks afterwards, go someplace kind of low-key. It makes for easier conversation. Do you know what movie?
Geez, dilettante–it was completely Platonic!!
Babylon A.D., I think. Nothing serious or “romantic”.
Oh, nicely done there!! Were there shadows on the wall?
And good, nothing mushy, nothing too cerebral. Perfect.
*dovetails with Admiral*
*butts in on the romantic conversation*
Well, my expectations are pretty low, really. He seems like a really nice guy and all, but…well, let’s just see how long it takes him to run for the hills.
True story: Once a guy told me that he would rather be with a woman who was too dumb than too smart, and that he was breaking up with me and moving to Argentina. (Not because they have dumb women there or anything.)
I count it a personal achievement that I made a man flee so thoroughly that he didn’t just leave…he left the country!
Happy thoughts!! Happy thoughts!! Do not think negatively!
I must say though, he left the country?
I didn’t go into the date with The Boy with any expectations. And our first “date” was a group picnic at a free concert. Our second date was another free concert, but the wine was $25. Lesson learned.
Dragon, just be yourself. You’ll find a guy that is not intimidated by your awesomeness.
*does an end around with Loz*
Aw, thanks Admiral. If I can’t spend the night with you tomorrow night, I guess I’ll just have to settle for second-best!
*smooch*
Full of emptiness, how sad. How…. existential.
That must be exhausting.
It could be exhilarating.
Or extrapolating.
Only under extenuating circumstances.
And while exploring the exhortations of examiners.
You increase the fun here exponentially.
Even though I tend to exsanguinate my jokes dry? I’m exonerated! Wheee!
I expect this of you, you are the expert.
*is exuberant*
*exerts* this is not easy to exploit.
Well, you can be excused if you like… :p
*explodes*
*extolls Dragon and Loz’s virtues*
*expires from exhaustion*
We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
I have VIRTUES???
Wheeeeeeeeeee(exclamation point).
You take expository writing to new levels.
Exposition is my expertise!
I would like … to feed yur fingerteeps … to de wolver-eenes.
(’cuz y’all are comic superheroes)
We are all out of badgers.
I’m exasperated, so I am exiting.
Exit light, enter night. (Every other post of mine these days is a music reference…)
take my hand…
Then I’d have three! Bonus hand for back scratching.
*reply to ghehorg’s badgers comment*
“Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!”
Off to no-more-comments land!
Exactly.
How exuberant.
Exceptions have been made.
Avis: Full of emptiness, how sad. HowâŠ. existential.
.
Bad Mojo.
?
^ agree
*Obscure musical reference
elaborate please?
Google “Mojo Nixon” “Feeling Existential”. Pretty good song, but the into to in on the AOL video is hilarious. “all those guys with black clothes and makeup on their face, don’t want to have fun or dance or anything, nothin’s wrong with them that a good old Foghorn Leghorn video can’t cure”.
.
Don’t even think of asking me what is a Foghorn Leghorn is.
(cartoon rooster)
I just figured that was too obvious for me to explain.
(^ ^ likes cockadoodles)
Foghorn Leghorn was a Loony Tunes character, a really big rooster. Funny, but they don’t show him much anymore. The business poo-bahs probably think he comes off as a racial stereotype.
I want Tom and Jerry back!
What about Heckle and Jeyckle? I miss them.
*is clueless*
They were magpies. And also a racial stereotype. But have the quaintness oof say, Mark Twain’s, Hucklberry Finn. Dialects and all.
OMG! My six year old daughter found a new cable channel called Boomerang. It’s done by Cartoon Network. They show tons of retro cartoons. Stuff I grew up with, like Scooby Doo, Popeye, Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, The Flintstones, Tom & Jerry, The Jetsons, etc.
Too bad they don’t have any Loony Toons. The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner hour was the best thing about Saturday mornings!
*blushes at not having read the further comments below before posting the above comment*
Hee…it’s okay. Anyone who gets that hyped over the BBRRH is okay in MY book!
Erm…you don’t mind if I put you in my book, do you?
I would be honored.
BTW, the Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd “Barber of Seville” routine has to be the funniest thing ever broadcast on TV!
My fav is, “He doesn’t have to shoot you now!”
boomerang on cartoon network late night……tom and jerry await you
Thanks but I’m not American.
And whose fault is THAT, young lady??
*stern look*
If it’s any consolation, we do have Cartoon Network, but I’m assuming it’s different to yours.
*hugs Loz*
I forgive you!
LOL this show is on TV where these spoilt, rude British (atheist) teenagers are sent to live with deeply-religious, strict, conservative American families.
I’m guessing you can imagine the hilarity!
man, sorry to hear that, i should record it and ship it to you over the big pond.
Ah well, I still have my memories!
♬ MAAAAAAAAAAAAM-reeeeeeees….
Fine pair you have, too
I want to be in A-me-rica…
Oops, wrong musical.
Darn tootin’.
How could that be (re racial stereotype)? He’s the caricature of a
blustery Texan. Now that I think of that, they are pretty alien.
Ok, geographical stereotype then. Foghorn wasn’t too swift on the uptake,and they’re most likely afraid of portraying anyone as less than brilliant these days. Kids cartoons are soooooo boring and bland now.
They did take a few out of distribution due to racial stereotypes, but they were pretty blatant and nothing that petty.
Speedy Gonzales is gone. I don’t even think they have Porky Pig, or Bugs even for that matter. Elmer going around trying to kill Bugs is too violent for our delicate little flowers that we call children. But the 6 o’clock news, with footage of the war? Yeah, that’s fine.
They brought back Speedy (but it might not be shown on kids shows) due to outcry from the Hispanic community. They did not think it was a negative stereotype and didn’t appreciate it being censored on their “behalf”.
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I think the reason you do not see any of the ones you mentioned (and others) is that they do not fit in with what is considered animation now. For some reason this anime crap seems to have taken hold. I personally think it
is lousy animation and cheaply done. But then that is just me.
I feel old now.
*pouts*
Oh don’t feel so bad, I’m guessing I have underwear older then you.
I seriously hope not.
*is older than appears*
Click on my name, it’s in there somewhere.
yeah, i loved all the originals, my fav growing up was mighty mouse. agreed all the new stuff is terrible
i still live for ‘I love Lucy’. not a cartoon, but a great old show
I grew up on the Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Hour. Every single Saturday morning….*sigh*
I may still someday get a little Daffy Duck tattoo on my…
erm…
Well, somewhere.
That is fowl.
I saw those cartoons weekday mornings before school. Waaaaaayyyy early. Things went downhill when we got He-man and Voltron.
Please understand, I LOVED Voltron, but it was the beginning of the end.
Personally, I think Gumby was the highlight of my childhood. If not the scariest, most off-putting series ever made. *GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
my parents never had tv, so when i would spend summers with my grandmother i would watch bugs bunny obsessively. i loved the ones with marvin the martian
yeahm gumby gave me the creeps
Jesus loves me! this I know,
For the Bible tells me so.
Little ones to Him belong;
they are weak but He is strong.
Gee, thanks for the earworm. How many times do we have to kill you?
I <3 Juses.
So you are less than 3 Juses. Agreed.
1 Juses > 3 jesus-Troll-christ
Juses loves me, this I know
For the Bebli tells me so
“Little ones to Him belong;
they are weak but He is strong.”
…
Do I even need to say anything?
roffle
Pedo-Christ.
Jesus may love you, but everyone else knows your full of fail
Would you get the hell back up on that cross! Sheeesh, just wait until your father gets home!
I wonder what the other side of the sign says.
other side says “Sign Fail” ofcorse!
The other side says.. “I told them we already got one..”
lot open
For those who exit the parking lot, the other side of the sign says, “All these worlds are yours to explore.”
I’m full of semen.
*masturbates*
It is a consistently disappointing experience to come across the tediously ugly posts of yours.
well, stop coming across his posts. do you see what i did there, fuzz on the concept?
A blind hermit living in the darkest cave on the highest mountain could see what you did there.
that’s good advice, belovedly named
(and i do see what you did there — it is a consistently pleasurable experience to do what i did when i do)
It might help to go crap.
BURN!
Friendship is like pissing in your pants. Everyone can see what happens but only you can feel the warmth.
Glad to see you’ve done the research on that for us.
Fergie? Is that you?
BÄnd Ăłver and I’ll make you feel the warmth.
this has been posted before
its sloppy seconds
Clairvoyant parking lot useage predictability FAIL
Parking lot full of FAIL
Another appropriated quote for the image would be “INVISIBLE CARS”
Where has this quote been appropriated from?
doesn’t the secretary of state hand out quotes or someshit?
I think I see something in the shadows..nope nothing..fail
The sign needs to say “parking lot fail”
GHOST CARS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
invisible cars from beyond uranus.
Very unpopular car park.
I wonder if anyone pays attention?
….ignoring the obviousness of no one being in the parking lot = self-fail.
:[
not noticing the fact that you didn’t have to post that….
LOL, is this Lake Compounce?
Submitter obviously FAILED to see it was full of ninjas.
Good post, good ninjas — I still can’t see those muthafuckers.
They are hiding behind the cars.
I contend this is not a fail at all. First, it doesn’t say “THIS” parking lot is full; it may be referring to a different parking lot elsewhere, which indeed is full. Second, it doesn’t say WHAT the parking lot is full of; it may be full of air, asphalt, sh!t, etc. Third, perhaps it is a lot for invisible cars, and it is indeed full of them.
…of invisible cars.
this is a test
I saw this comment sitting all by itself on the bottom of the list, so I decided to reply to it. I wonder where my friend Avis will transport it?